Astros 2, Rangers 0
“I guess if it’s been awhile, then it’s probably a good thing for the team,” said Scott Feldman, whose complete-game shutout clinched the Boot. “I think overall, the Silver Boot’s not really like a very big deal. I mean, it’s great, but we’d rather be in the playoffs. If we were going to the playoffs, then it’d be something to be excited about, but it’s a step in the right direction.”
HoChen is my personal guru, so I take his Zen Teachings to heart.
“Feast your eyes, glut your soul,” as Erik the Phantom requests timelessly. Gaze upon it, Ranger bandwagon fools, for it is gone from your strip mall suburbia prison and back where it belongs, safely nestled in a downtown ballpark, safe to be ignored by the dozens who will pass it by daily. I’m glad it meant something to you, because the only thing it means to us is that you don’t have it.