Astros 10, Boozy Seligs 1
W: Lyles (4-1)
L: Figaro (1-1)
Contributed by Reuben
Everyone should be particularly thankful that the Astros won tonight, because not only does it save you all from another rambling, whiny, angry recap of a Tuesday loss, it also probably saved you, and me, from another embarrassing, cringe-worthy headline like “Mirage of Figaro”.
This was a great game for the Astros. One that just leaves you with a nice, peppy feeling all around. They trounced their hated division rivals, er, interleague strangers, the Brewers. Carlos Pena hit a moonshot 3-run HR. Marwin laid down a sweet squeeze bunt. Paul Clemens pitched two whole innings without giving up a homer. But tonight was all about…