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Why lookie here: A walkoff brooming!

Posted on July 31, 2015 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros 3
Angels 0

WP Gregerson (4-1)
LP Alvarez (2-2)

Time: 3:02
Attendance 27,598

submitted by Mr. Happy

What were you doing when Castro the Astro parked the three run shabby that ended last night’s game? I was lying in bed all prepared to stay up for free baseball. Unlike BudGirl, I personally had no faith that Castro could end that game. I’ve not been so glad to have been wrong in quite some time.

Frankly, while I love Castro’s arm (and what’s not to love about it?), he has regressed offensively to the point where I don’t mind him not being out there anymore (except that we have to contend with the frontal assault on Conger’s noodle arm). I’ve learned not to expect much O from catchers, but it’d be nice to get a catcher who had the whole package of good hit, good arm and good handler of pitchers psychologist. But these birds are scarcer than hen’s teeth.

This was the type of game that I love so much—a pitcher’s duel, with both Scott Kazmir and Matt Shoemaker matching zeros through seven frames. Fuck a bunch of hitters-grab some pine, meat. Shoemaker exited after the seventh inning, but Kazmir pitched into the eighth frame, exiting in favor of Pat Neshek, who was boss in striking Trout out with runners on 2B and 3B.

In the home ninth, after Valbuena does what he seems to do best, which is strike out, pesky Jed Lowrie coaxed a walk. After Colby Rasmus flew out, Marwin Gonzalez, who’s been strong lately, singled to CF, moving Lowrie to 2B, bringing Castro to the dish. The ball he hit-in a 1-2 count-must have been a mistake because Castro doesn’t usually make you throw him a strike to get him out. But it’s a mistake that I’ll take.

The GameZone was slow at first but built up a healthy head of steam as the game progressed. I appreciated more baseball talk and less backbiting snark in last night’s effort. Come check out the GameZone; you might learn something.

Astros Fly Past Angels

Posted on July 30, 2015 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps

Strong pitching and solid hitting push Astros ahead of Angels in the standings.

submitted by Sphinx Drummond
BOX

GAMEZONE

Video Highlights

The Announcers like to talk about a play-off atmosphere surrounding Astros games of late. It’s exciting but there is still a ways to go. In the meantime the Astros are keeping in position for a nice run as the season winds down. Lance McCullers was solid in his seven innings, allowing 5 hits and 1 run. He picked up 5 strikeouts and walked none while picking up his 5th victory against 3 losses. Pat Neshek pitched the 8th without harm but Luke Gregerson struggled in the ninth giving up 2 runs and allowing the tying run to the plate before closing the door and securing the victory.

The Angels took an early 1 to nothing lead with a run in the third but that would be all until the ninth. The Astros took the lead with two runs in the fifth when Luis Valbuena scored on Rasmus’ sac fly, then a few batters later Hank Conger scored on Jose Altuve’s infield single. Some poor base running ended the inning with Preston Tucker at the plate. Tucker lead off the sixth inning with a solo dinger to stretch the lead to 3-1.

Jon Singleton finally hit his first homer of the season, a laser shot to the bullpen in the seventh inning that made the score 4-1. The Astros added a couple of insurance runs in the 8th inning giving them a 6-1 lead heading into the ninth.

This is the latest the Astros have been atop their division since Sept. 21, 2003, when they led the NL Central. The Astros have spent 92 days in 1st place this season, including a run from April 19-July 11, while the Angels have spent 21 days in 1st. Of course first place is just a position in the standings that is only meaningful at the end of the season, but still…

Thursday the Astros try to complete the three game sweep when the Angels with send Matt Shoemaker (5-7 4.55 ERA) to the mound to face Scott Kazmir (6-5 2.24 ERA) in a 7:10 pm CST start. Promotions: Coca-Cola Value Days and Young Professionals Night.

Game Time: 2:50
Attendance: 31,272

This Team is Hot

Posted on July 25, 2015 by Waldo in Game Recaps

Submitted by NeilT

Astros 4
Royals 0

So we planned this trip months ago, thinking it would be fun to go someplace the Astros were playing. And it has been fun. The Stros traded for Kazmir yesterday, he shows up in Kansas City and 3 hit the Royals over 7 scoreless innings. Three singles. That’s all. And he threw only 12 pitches. Ok, maybe not that last part.

We got here midday, and went for barbecue at Joe’s Kansas City BBQ, formerly Oklahoma Joe’s BBQ. I’d read about it bunches of places, the NY Times, Zagats, some other places, and the consensus was that it is as good as barbecue gets in Kansas City. That’s too bad. I’ll not be back for Kansas City barbecue. Some sauced thinly sliced brisket from the flat, with very little flavor, and some overrubbed pork ribs with too much flavor. It’s very pedestrian stuff, this Kansas City barbecue.

We also had to stand in line. Outside. It was hot. Really really hot. And humid. “Just like home,” I thought. I don’t stand outside in midday Houston in July.

We went to the jazz museum, and ate an early dinner at American Restaurant (which is a gorgeous room, and it was very good, and there was a nice jazz duo with a good guitarist, and we kept lollygagging, and drank some wine, and had desert, and drank some coffee. And then drove out to Kauffman. Did you know there’s never any traffic in Kansas City? Did you know that Kauffman is forever the heck away from the city center?

This is where I have to admit my baseball credentials suck. We didn’t get to Kauffman until after the 4th inning. All the scoring was done. Tucker hit a home run I guess, and a double, Marisnick got a double and a single. RBI were widely spread: Altuve, Tucker, Castro, Gattis (who had two singles).

But frankly, I’m not the least unhappy we got there late. It’s a lovely stadium, kinda like Dodger stadium but smaller. The upper decks are a big curving horseshoe, set far back from the field. It looks like you need binoculars, but it makes a great picture. The field level seating is huge, and all open to the sun.

Maybe that’s why it was so hot. It was 91, and humid, and there was no breeze. there were at least 30,000 of us sharing our body heat. It was so hot. I don’t know how Kazmir did it. Kris got up and left in the 7th because she was nauseous. The woman in front of me had a grey tee shirt, and it was drenched. The guy behind me and to the left had sweat dripping off his arms. I would have bought a beer, but it was too hot to go get one.

Did you see the stupid plays? The Marisnick pick off at first? The Correa overthrow? Five degrees cooler, that stuff wouldn’t have happened. Kazmir must have been exhausted after 7.

When we were leaving I looked at a group waiting for the firework and said “I thought Houston was hot.” I had on my new Keuchel jersey, so they knew I was from Houston, and it got a laugh–people are nice here. The guy in front of me turned around and said “but Houston’s a dry heat.” Compared to Kansas City, it may be, but either way we’ve got air conditioning. Thank God He gave us air conditioning.

Kauffman was just hot. Really, really hot. I’m not sure God likes Kansas City.

Snap, crackle and pop-out come the brooms!

Posted on July 24, 2015 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros 5
Red Sox 4

WP Fields (3-1)
LP Breslow (0-1)

submitted by Mr. Happy

Attendance 30,748
Time 3:31

The Good Guys rode a 4-5 night by the Piranha, culminating in a walk-off shibby, together with two other longballs, in besting the BoSox 5-4 in the third game of a three game set, resulting in a sweep of the nine from Beantown. The Red Sox are clearly a mess right now.

Young Lance McCullers wasn’t his best on long-time rest, suffering from poor fastball command. McCullers was battling himself a bit out there too. However, he did manage to give the club five innings of six hit two run ball, which kept us in the ballgame. Despite not having good command either (55 strikes 52 balls), Wade Miley survived six frames of one run ball and left with a lead.

The BoSox were winning 2-1 at the end of six frames, but the Good Guys put up a crooked (three) number in the seventh to take a 4-2 lead, thanks in part to a solo pinch hit dong by Colby Rasmus and doubles by Marwin Gonzalez (who’s been absolutely locked in from both sides of the dish for a few weeks now) and phenom Carlos Correa. In the first inning, Marwin Gonzalez hit his seventh home run in the first frame off of Miley, batting right-handed. His double over the head of Red Sox CF Mookie Betts came from the left side off of Junichi Tazawa, who’s a tough hombre.

However, what the Good Lord giveth, He also taketh away. The normally reliable Will Harris surrendered the lead with some help from the equally reliable Luke Gregerson, one on a solo shot by Big Papi, whose bat looked a little slow to me. This knotted the game at four. After Josh Fields pitched a scoreless top of the ninth, the Good Guys took their cuts in the bottom of the ninth, trying to avoid free baseball. And avoid it they did! With one out, Jose Altuve parked one for the walkoff winner.

There was excitement in Astroland yesterday, with the acquisition of portsider Scott Kazmir. Kazmir makes his Astros debut in Kansas City tonight. Come check us out in the Game Zone, unless you’re a know-it-all sabermetric troll.

Astros give Red-Sox the Boot

Posted on July 23, 2015 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps

Preston Tucker slugs two homers and Collin McHugh solid through seven innings.

WP: C. McHugh (11 – 5)
LP: J. Kelly (2 – 6)
Save: L. Gregerson (20)

Submitted by Sphinx Drummond

BOX

GAMEZONE

It worked again. The recurring theme, hit homers-score runs, get nice starting starting pitching and lock down relief work. The Astros scored all of their runs off of the long ball on Wednesday, Preston Tucker started it off with a solo shot in the first inning to get things rolling and to give McHugh a lead. Evan Gattis chimed in with his own solo dinger in the fourth to build the lead to 3 to 0. In the fourth inning, with Jose Altuve on base, Tucker hit is second homerun and third RBI of the night, giving the Astros a 4 to 0 lead, which would prove to be enough for the victory.

Collin McHugh, didn’t have his best but what he had was pretty good and he was able to work out of a couple of tight jams, he did get hit around for 2 runs in the sixth, but was never in serious trouble thanks to the run support. McHugh worked seven innings allowing 7 hits, while walking 2 and striking out 4. In the eighth inning it was Pat Neshek time and he worked 2 strikeouts around 1 walk in his inning of work before giving way to Luke Gregerson who got all three of the batters he faced in the ninth out for his 20th save of the year.

Currently the Astros are 2 games behind the Burning Angels in the division and .007 percentage points behind the Evil Empire in the league standings for fourth place overall. Thursday the Astros try for a series sweep when Lance McCullers (4 -3, 2.52) takes the mound against Wade Miley (8 – 8, 4.49) in a 7:10pm CST start time.

Attendance – 31104
Game Time – 2:44

Gun Oil!

Posted on July 18, 2015 by Waldo in Game Recaps

Submitted by NeilT

Houston Team 3
Texas Team 2

Miss Lola Laloush
Director of Public Relations
Houston Astros Baseball Club
Minute Maid Park
Houston, Texas 77010

July 17, 2015

Dear Miss Laloush:

Howdy! You may not remember, but we met a couple of years ago when the NRA convention was there in Houston, and you were working the trade show in the Gun Oil booth. “Oil Up Your Big Gun,” I remember that slogan, and I remember you were one fine-looking woman. My friend Michael Berry said he knew you from this place called TC’s, where you were a popular drag racer. He was going to take me by for a beer until Anita put the kubosh on that.

Anyway, you’re probably aware that my Presidential campaign is going really well, what with Donald Trump turning me into a statesman. I’m saying some stuff that’s downright sensible: “what Mr. Trump is offering is not conservatism, it is Trump-ism – a toxic mix of demagoguery and nonsense.” I came up with the nonsense part myself, but had a bit of help from Anita with demagoguery. And did you read my National Press Club speech on Jesse Washington? Powerful stuff. Really. Powerful stuff.

I understand that meantime you have a new job with the Houston Astros as Director of Public Relations, and that’s mighty fortuitous. I’m sure you know that now and again I’m an important Astros recapper for the OWA front page, and I’m thinking that maybe I should expand my connection with your winning team. Those Astros are doing pretty darn well, and, well, I’m doing pretty darn well, and that seems pretty darn well for both of us.

In last night’s game, when McHugh struggled in the first, giving up four singles (but no runs), your fine television announcers could say something like “McHugh’s struggles remind me of Governor Perry’s problems with his 2012 Presidential campaign, but just like Governor Perry, he endured.” Then in the second, when Altuve sailed a ball to first and Carter rolled his ankle coming down, they could say “Carter came down hard, but he’s as tough as Rick Perry’s tough on an unbalanced budget!”

I think we’ve got special opportunities for synergy on scoring plays. For instance, in the bottom of the second they could say “Evan Gattis’s fifth triple was a set up for that beautiful piece of hitting to right by L.J. Hoes. It doesn’t get better than that, just like America can’t get better than it would be under President Perry!”

And in the bottom of the third, “Marisnick and Altuve’s back-to-back doubles are a return to the Astros greatness of their early season, just like Rick Perry can help America return to greatness.” And “What was the third base coach thinking, sending Altuve on that Gonzalez single! That’s as boneheaded as Donald Trump!” “Carlos Correa’s single puts the Astros up 3-0 as Gonzalez scores. With a single by Gattis following we could be up by 4 if it hadn’t been for Pettis sending Altuve at third. America needs the experienced leadership of Rick Perry!”

I don’t know what you say about the pitching. Texas had 15 hits, and only scored 2 runs, which was some good defense, and some luck, but both McHugh and Neshek were rough. Maybe you shouldn’t compare last night’s pitching to Rick Perry? Harris did well in the 7th, and Gregerson got the save in the 9th. Maybe concentrate on that.

Meantime I’m sure you’re wondering, “how can Rick Perry help the Astros?” Well, I think I roll you into the Texas miracle: “just look at the winning ways of those Astros down in Texas, who have achieved their turn-around through the system of low taxes and a balanced budget implemented by me, Rick Perry!”

This is gonna work out great, and it will be a win-win for both our teams! Let me know when you’re ready to get started, and my people will get hold of your people. Meantime keep up the good work with those Houston Astros, who have achieved their turn-around through the system of low taxes and a balanced budget implemented by me, Rick Perry! And don’t forget you can contribute to my campaign at PresidentRick.Com.

Your friend and next President,
Rick

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