June 28, 2007
Rockies 5
Astros 8
W: Moehler | L: Fuentes
Rockies at Astros – Even a Rukkake Joke Won’t Save THIS Preview
By MRaup
Minute Maid Park
Thursday, June 28, 7:05. CDT – FSN
Friday, June 29,, 7:05 p.m. CDT – FSN
Saturday, June 30, 6:05 p.m. CDT – KNWS
Sunday, July 1, 1:05 p.m. CDT – FSN
Let’s head home
June 27, 2007
Astros 3, Brewers 6
W: Bush (6-6) | L: Borkowski (1-3)
The End is Near: 2,997 (0-1)
Relive the Game Zone
Be the first most recent to throw in your wild-ass theoretical trades in the Talk Zone
Other coverage:
The Footer Recap
AP Recap
Short(ish) recap of a long game
I thought I’d have about 2,000 words in me for this one, but work’s not letting up, so we’re going to come in a hair under this week. The poop snowball is really rolling downhill now, gaining velocity and mass, as the Good Guys got swept out of Milwaukee in 11 innings yesterday.Read More
Astros at Brewers – We Now Return to Overhand Baseball
By Craig Elliott
Miller Park
The Astros somehow managed to pull out a win Sunday in Arlington, despite a monumental bullpen meltdown. The Rangers’ radio announcers helpfully pointed out that the Houston bullpen has now blown more games than it’s saved. Anyway, the Rangers still put the Silver Boot up the Astros’ ass to win the pretend rivalry for this year. I’m sure someone somewhere keeps up with how the “rivalry” stands overall, but fuck if I know. Or care. At least interleague play is done for another year and we can get back to real baseball.
The Brewers are turning the Central into a sausage-fest this year and will probably win the division. Not because they’re very good … they just aren’t bad. Which unfortunately makes them better than anyone else in the division. Exhibit A: the bumble-fuck Cubs are four games under .500 and are still in second place.
The Brewers have won 9 of their last 11, and Prince Fielder is leading the league in homers (26) and RBI (61). Ben Sheets and Jeff Suppan both have eight wins.
Monday, June 25, 7:05 p.m. CDT – FSN
Tuesday, June 26, 7:05 p.m. CDT – FSN
Wednesday, June 27, 1:05 p.m. CDT – FSN
So I’ve bitched and moaned about how I never get to see any Astros games because the fucking Rangers are always on Fox Sports. I figured at least I’d get to see a few games this series, but no, I only got the Friday ass-kicking. I’d have a better chance of seeing an Astro if he got demoted to the minors or joined the rodeo circuit.Read More
SSDD
Astros at Brewers, 6/25/07
Score: Brewers 6, Astros 1
W: Sheets (9-3) L: Jennings (1-2)
Homeruns: Lee (13), Hardy (18), Fielder (27)
March to 3000: 2,996 (DNP)
Read Alyson’s Report Here: Footer
Or the AP recap here: ESPN
Flat. Apathetic. Tedious.
Consult you own thesaurus for other words to describe the Astros’ performance in this one. Read More
Oswalt inning® spells doom.
June 23, 1007
Rangers 7
Astros 2
W: Wright | L: Oswalt
Biggio sits strategically at 2993
Light-hitting Game Zone
Where’s the Shiner 98? Find out in the Talk Zone
Other coverage:
Alyson talks to Roy
AP via Yahoo!
The Silver Boot needs to kick this team in the ass. The offense wilted in the north Texas sun and the big inning continued to hurt Houston pitching as the Astros dropped another one to the fucking stRangers, 7-2. That’s 3 straight if you’re counting.
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