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Happy Birthday, America

Posted on July 4, 2007 by JackAstro in Game Recaps

JULY 4, 2007
Astros 3, Phillies 8

W: Hamels (10-4) | L: Sampson (6-6)
Ben DuBose tells you what’s what at Astros.com
Yahoo! AP Recap!


If you’re really, deeply interested, the Astros lost today. Still won the series though, and I ain’t complaining. In a nutshell, the Phillies played a little long ball to break it open, and the Good Guys racked up the hits, but were pooductive when it mattered. You can read all about it here, if you’re so inclined. I have some other things that I’d like to briefly touch on.Read More

Oh what a night…

Posted on July 4, 2007 by mihoba in Game Recaps

Astros 5, Phillies 4 (13 innings)
W: Matt Albers (2-4) | L: Jose Mesa (0-1)
Homeruns: Hunter Pence (10)
HOF monitor: Craig Biggio 2-5, R, RBI, BB

AP recap from Yahoo!
DuBose wrap from Astros.com

Hunter Pence is having the time of his life. The enthusiastic rookie center fielder capped a huge night by slamming a Jose Mesa fastball off the facade in left field for his first career walk-off home run leading off the 13th inning, helping the Astros to their fifth win in the last six games and starting the 4th of July fireworks celebration early. Pence joined Carlos Lee and Mark Loretta by hitting the third walk-off homer for the Astros in the last six games. Read More

You will believe a man can fly

Posted on July 3, 2007 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

Phillies at Astros, 7/2/07

Score: Astros 7, Phillies 5

W: Williams (4-10) L: Moyer (7-6) S: Miller (1)

Homeruns: Burrell (9), Victorino (10), Lee (16), Pence (9)

Biggio watch: 1,001 extra base hits, the 26th player in MLB history to go over 1,000; 3,007 hits, now tied with Al Kaline for 25th

Read not-the-Alyson’s Report Here: DuBose

Or the AP recap here: ESPN

First things first: Shane Victorino is phucking insane. The man launched himself into the stands – “with no regard for human life!” – on a foul ball attempt. If you missed it, you really need to see the clip.

OK, now for the game.

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Blowout!

Posted on July 1, 2007 by mihoba in Game Recaps

Astros 12, Rockies 0

W: Wandy Rodriguez (5-7) | L: Rodrigo Lopez (4-2)
Home Runs: Lance Berkman (14), Luke Scott (10)
AP Yahoo’s recap
DuBose wrap

This recap is a delayed live report from the Crawford boxes, where me and my youngest son (16) spent the afternoon sitting next to several healthy young ladies, so there might be a slight distraction factor. I did my best to visualize all the action, and I even glanced at the field occasionally. Oh, and I knew this would be a good game as soon as I walked into the park today, as I was met by TZ mainstay BudGirl, who gave me a big hug and filled me in on all the action I missed from the three games prior. They don’t make young ladies like that in my neck of the woods, those who understand & enjoy baseball on her level.Read More

Phillies @ Astros – Lively Up Yourself (July 2-4, 2007)

Posted on July 1, 2007 by Dark Star in Series Previews

By ‘strosrays 

Lively Up Yourself
(And Don’t Be No Drag)

Phillies (42-40) at Astros (34-48)
Minute Maid Park, 501 Crawford St., Houston, TX  77002
a/k/a “The Juice Box”

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▪Monday, July 2 (7:05 p.m. CDT) – FSN

▪Tuesday, July 3 (7:05 p.m. CDT) – FSN

▪Wednesday, July 4 (1:05 p.m. CDT) – FSN

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We’re Gonna Chase Those Crazy Baldheads Out Of Town

After a mostly disappointing first half, the Astros play seems to be picking up quite a bit lately.  The hitters are mostly hitting now, and the team is getting pretty good starting pitching on a consistent basis.  I don’t think they are going to be an easy mark for anyone any longer in 2007.

Ask the Rukkakes.  They limped in here on a 6-game losing streak, looking to get well against the woebegone home team.  Not quite, ehh fuckers?  The Phillies, pretend contenders, are rolling in Monday having lost three of four against the steM, and looking to chew up the Lackey ‘Necks from Union Station.  Not so fast, assholes.  You Phillie-fucks look like meat to me.  Then here come the steM, after that.  Fuck them.  We’ll kick their asses, too.

We’ve just made the turn, into the second half of the season.  In the first half, the Astros probably dug themselves a hole even they can’t get out of, despite their recent history.  But they are beginning to play well with some consistency now.  It may be the best we have to look forward to for the rest of 2007 is to be a spoiler to contending teams the rest of the way.  If that’s the way it has to be, so be it.  Bring them fucking on.Read More

Looking up?, the future is unwritten, Watergate does not bother me

Lost Days

Posted on June 29, 2007 by Arky Vaughan in Crunch Time

Falling asleep Thursday night wasn’t easy. It wasn’t just the excitement of watching Craig Biggio put the finishing touches on his Hall of Fame credentials by becoming the 27th member of the 3,000-hit circle. It was also a hint of sadness that the sun is now almost at the horizon, setting on the greatest era in Houston baseball history.

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