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Dying Young Is Hard To Take

Posted on September 13, 2012 by Ron Brand in Featured, Series Previews

There are places I remember
All my life, though some have changed
Some forever not for better
Some have gone and some remain
All these places have their moments
With lovers and friends I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life I’ve loved them all

My dad loved baseball. I know that’s pretty standard around here, but I’m grateful for it nonetheless. I’ve got daughters and though I know they will think of me when they think of baseball, they couldn’t give a damn about the game. When I die, it dies with me.

My great grandfather lived to be 98, or 101, some ripe old age fashioned by decades of rigorous work outdoors. I know he was at least aware of baseball because I remember him mentioning Tris Speaker. I don’t remember what he said, I had a real hard time having a conversation with him. Hell, he was 90 years older than I was. Just thinking about his age blew my whole concept of time.

The conversations I remember went something like this.

Me: “So you remember Babe Ruth?”

Him: “Yes.”

Me: “Wowwww.”

Me: “Do you remember Ty Cobb?”

Him: ” Yes.”

Me: “Wowwww.”

And that would be that. My grandfather wasn’t much more talkative, he was that quiet working class German that put his head down and WORKED twelve hours a day, six days a week, no fooling around. Great guy, really, just not busy with entertaining little kids at the end of a day.

There was that day in the late 60s or so, where we all made the trek to Houston for a game. I don’t remember much of it other than there is a picture somewhere of us, four generations at the ball game. Time and evil has probably robbed me of that picture but I hope to find it someday.

Anyway, dad was the fan. He played for the various Little Leagues, then a little semipro here and there. I’ve seen a picture of him with a touring House of David team in the 1950s, and the Braves wanted to sign him but he decided to stay and marry my mom instead.

Dad was a catcher. I remember watching him play church league fast pitch softball for years, back when Hyde Park Baptist had a team. I loved going to those games, it was fun watching them and having dad tell me about catching, the pitchers and what they threw, etc. I grew up playing catch with my dad, later pitching to him. I wish I’d taken his recommendation to practice more because talent alone will only go so far, but I guess that path wasn’t meant to be. I still inherited the undying love for the game from him.

I read everything I could get my hands on about baseball. My school libraries and the bookmobiles were well-stocked with biographies of ballplayers and I read them all several times. Back then, our ESPN was the backs of baseball cards, and we spent hours going over them, memorizing statistics, pulling every scrap of information from them to learn about players we might see one Saturday a year on Game of the Week. I had My Turn At Bat pretty much memorized, because Ted was my dad’s favorite player.

“Close and back away. Pow!”

Every year we’d pick up these little fliers, sponsored by Schlitz, and they’d feature different big league players with some tip on fielding or pitching or hitting – Dick Groat on turning the double play or Rocky Colavito on hitting for power, and then there would be writeups about the local team. In this case, they were about the Houston Astros because that was the closest major league franchise to Austin.

We’d listen to the games at night on the radio sometimes, but the best treat of all was when we made the journey to Houston to go to the Astrodome. That gigantic building in the middle of that huge city with the orange and green haze in the sky was a big deal to me. I remember the parking attendants in jump suits and how bright all the colors were in the stadium once you got inside. The smell of the air conditioning, the grounds crew wearing space helmets and astronaut jump suits, the popcorn holders that became megaphones, and above everything else, the giant scoreboard display. The animations and the Home Run Spectacular, where you knew you were really in the Eighth Wonder of the World.

That was my Disneyland. We saw so many great players there. Not just the Dierkers and the Wynns and the Morgans and the Staubs and the Raders and the Wilsons, giving way to Art Howe, Bob Watson, Lee May – you know the rest. But in those days it was seeing those other legends that made it special. Willie Mays, Bob Gibson, Juan Marichal, Dick Allen, Bobby Bonds, Ernie Banks, Roberto Clemente, Steve Carlton, Don Drysdale, Willie McCovey, Tom Seaver, Hank Aaron, Phil Niekro. These were dismal years to be an Astro fan. They had hometown heroes to be sure, decent players, but even in a league half as big as the one they play in now, these were bad teams. It took a long time to creep into any sort of respectability, one where hope to finish anywhere near the top was gone by June.

All of this worked in conjunction with collecting baseball cards. We’d skip lunch or hoard change so we could go to the 7-11 on the way home from school and buy as many five-cent packs as we could afford. We’d sit on the curb outside the store, opening up the summertime Christmas presents, their clean gloss covered in the smell of that waxy gum. The exhilaration of finally getting a Mantle tempered by the incessant doubles of Chuck Harrison or Dick Dietz filling the stack as they were opened. I always seemed to get a few Ron Brands, and those cards just weren’t worth much if you desperately wanted to trade for someone’s Lou Gehrig or Walter Johnson.

But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I’ll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I’ll often stop and think about them
In my life I love you more

Later on the trips to Houston were fewer. I remember working in a restaurant during the 1980 playoffs, sneaking into the manager’s office to watch pieces of the games on a small black and white TV set. The back-and-forth, the trading extra-inning wins until the Astros finally succumbed in the tenth inning of the fifth game – it was so exciting, so energizing, that the Astros were finally a legitimate team, a team in the playoffs who deserved to go to the World Series as much as anyone. After all those years of dismal records, the incremental gains and the awful trades, at last they were a real team that demanded respect. That was a great feeling.

1980 was the same year I got married to a girl from Houston, and we moved there in 1981, where I could see my team play regularly. I loved being at the ballpark, got to see Ashby’s home run in the ’81 playoffs and tried to never miss any of Nolan Ryan’s starts. The marriage didn’t work out and I moved away in late ’83 but by then my fandom had taken a quantum leap forward. I enjoyed living in Houston, loved the city, but what I really didn’t want to leave behind was the Astros, and the ability to go to a game just about any time I wanted to.

Since then I’ve made it a point to go to as many games as I get a chance to. Some years it’s more, some years it’s less, but I make the pilgrimage every year. We went to the last game at the Astrodome, and I made sure my daughters went and have at least some memory of it. We were at the first game at Enron Field as well, with both girls. I’ve taken them to playoffs, special games, anytime I could try to share some of my love for the game and the team with the ones who will survive me. I want to pass this on as a thread of my existence through them.

***

It’s a four-game series, one with very real playoff implications for the Phillies. They’re trying hard to break out of the shadow cast as Astro Farm Team and lurch into a Wild Card slot. They’ll be facing two pitchers with extreme home field ERA success in Harrell and Norris (NOTE – Norris is a late scratch for Friday, he’ll be skipped and will pitch Thursday in St. Louis).

Thursday, September 13, 7:05 PM CT, Minute Maid Park – Guys Night Out and Price Matters Days
Tyler Cloyd, 1-1, 4.24 vs Lucas Harrell, 10-9, 3.83

Friday, September 14, 7:05 PM CT, Minute Maid Park – Fleece Blanket, Friday Night Fireworks, Flashback Fridays with Jeff Kent first pitch
Marvin Miller Man of the Year Nominee Cole Hamels, 14-6, 3.03 vs Edgar Gonzalez, 2-0, 1.74

Saturday, September 15, 6:05 PM CT, Minute Maid Park – Los Astros T-Shirt, Oktoberfest
Kyle Kendrick, 9-10, 3.83 vs Dallas Keuchel, 1-7, 5.35

Sunday, September 16, 1:05 PM CT, Minute Maid Park – Dog Day at Minute Maid Park, Family Sundays, Hispanic Heritage Family Day
Roy Halladay, 10-7, 4.01 vs Jordan Lyles, 4-11, 5.33

***

Over the last few years I’ve developed friendships with this raucous lot on SnS. I never expected anything like this, that some anonymous group of people connected by a baseball team would pry the things out of me that it has. When I first found out about AC, not long before it became OWA, I couldn’t believe the level of writing on the site, the depth of baseball knowledge mixed with humor that made me laugh out loud constantly. I’m sure my wife got tired of me reading something to her that I thought was hysterical, but she never let on about it. I was absolutely scared to death about popping my head up in any kind of post for at least a year, and after that I slowly put my toe in the water, only to snatch it back quickly. I was intimidated by the quality here.

I was probably the poster boy for ‘RMPL’ around this place after I dared to jump in and make comments. The safest way for me to participate was either in some 70s-related music topic, maybe one about guitarists, or in the GZ, but I was often made painfully aware of how little I really knew. Eventually some of this began to sink in, and I got more comfortable – some might say a little too comfortable – with posting.

My reckless volume has coincided with some significant changes, both to the team and to those who follow the team and jump on here daily to comment and commiserate. Change is rarely without some form of pain or loss. For a variety of reasons, many of our illustrious participants have either moved on or have drastically reduced their presence here. I miss them all. Their contributions were important.

We’ve seen ripples of future change as well, the lapping before the tsunami that includes others I’ll miss, others whose style and substance won’t be here and that means the tenor and content will continue to be reshaped by those who take their place. We’ve been very fortunate to see a fine group of recappers step to the front this season – BudGirl, Sphinx Drummond, Reuben, NeilT and Mr. Happy, who powered the Game Zone for the vast majority of the year. They’ve all done fantastic work and I look forward to seeing more from them in the future. I look forward to seeing more from you all.

I don’t know what is going to happen next season. Well, I know the Astros will lose some games. Probably a lot of games. It’s going to be a while before this team earns back its respect, but I plan on being here to watch it happen, hopefully with all of you.

I’ve been through this before, and I’ll go through this again. It’s the team I grew up with. I don’t own any part of it, but it does own me.

Though I know I’ll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I’ll often stop and think about them
In my life I love you more
In my life I love you more

Astros Don’t Win Again

Posted on September 13, 2012 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Cubs 5, Astros 1

W: Travis Wood (6-11 4.23)
L: Fernando Abad (0-4 5.08)

By Sphinx Drummond

I like the way some have incorporated popular songs in their recaps. It seem as though there is a musical piece for any and every circumstance. If there is a story to be told, chances are it has been told in a song.

In 1952 composer John Cage released his most famous and most controversial composition, 4‘33“ (pronounced “Four minutes, thirty-three seconds”). Conceived over a period of years it is more challenging for the listener to hear than it is for any musician to play.

In 2012 the Astros began marketing major league games at their home field Minute Maid Park but infamously and controversially refused to supply a complete team of major league talent. Conceived over a period of years, the move by the Astros to use minor league talent at the major league level was/is more challenging for the fans to watch than it is for the players to play.

John Cage, unlike anyone within the Astros’ brain-trust, was an artist.  Not an artist in the traditional sense, an experimental and avant-garde one. His famous piece is 4 minutes and 33 seconds of ambient sound as the musicians are instructed to merely hold their instruments, do nothing, and allow the sounds of the concert hall to be the music. A man clears his throat from the back of the auditorium, a woman fidgets in her chair, another person flips through the program. So it’s not 4 minutes and 33 seconds of silence–that wouldn’t be music.

The Astros’ players aren’t instructed to just hold their glove, bat, or ball, and do nothing, while allowing the everything around them to happen without their influence, it only seems that way. So it’s not really nine innings of nothing happening on the field–that wouldn’t be baseball.

There was a scary moment in the eighth when Mickey Storey took a liner that hit him three times like some kind of magic bullet. Lucky for him it his hand and shoulder before his face, much of the impact had been absorbed by the first and second blows before the last one smashed his grill. After what happened to Brandon McCarthy, it was a relief to find Storey wasn’t seriously injured.

At least the Astros avoided a sweep in the Cub series. Now the red-hot-suddenly-fighting-for-a-wild-card-only-three-games-back Phillies are in town for a four game series. Maybe the Astros can silence the Phillies hopes and dreams of a wild card.

Gifts And Sacrifices

Posted on September 12, 2012 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros 1, Cubs 0

W: Lyles (4-11)
L: Germano (2-7)

Box

Contributed by Reuben

Now we know why the Astros have been winning so (relatively) much lately. Interim Manager Tony DeFrancesco has begun giving out pairs of headphones to his chosen player of the game after a win. Not just any pair of Coby or even Sony – we’re talkin’ a $200 pair of headphones. Evidently he was so pleased after last night’s 1-0 victory that he gave out “$1000 worth” – Maxwell, Wright, Cedeno, Valdez, and Lopez each got a pair. What, no pair for Jordan Lyles, who threw 5 shutout innings and worked around some crappy defense? Perhaps Jimmy Paredes (3 errors) was forced to give Lyles his own pair, or maybe even a whole iPod.

Really, this game was just a whole series of gifts – the ones Paredes and Greene (surprise, surprise) tried to give the Cubs by kicking the ball around, but the Cubs didn’t seem to want, and the ones the Cubs gave the Astros. In the 3rd, a throwing error by the catcher allowed F-Mart to reach 1st, and Paredes to go all the way to 3rd, from whence he would score on a Maxwell sac fly.

In the 6th, DeFrancesco tried to give the Cubs a gift, by letting Xavier Cedeno face two righty batters, Castro and Sappelt. He gave up a single and a double to them, leaving Mickey Storey a 1-out mess to clean up. Storey gave up a fly ball to center that seemed certain to drive in the tying run, but alas, the Cubs had another gift, this one a joint present from Sappelt, who stupidly decided to try to advance to 3rd, and Starlin, who jogged the last ten feet to home, allowing Dominguez to make the tag at 3rd before he crossed the plate. Perhaps it is foolish to gloat about moments like these when the Astros are the undisputed worst team in baseball, but it was a very Cub moment.

I didn’t watch too closely, the last few innings – I was listening to the Valleycats’ playoff game, which was pretty exciting (they won, a 5-4 walk-off). I know Jose Valdez pitched the 8th, struck out a couple guys, then had some Valverde-esque gesticulations as he walked off the mound. Wilton gave up a couple singles in the 9th but ultimately shut the door, preserving the unlikely 1-0 win.

Now, what I don’t understand is, what are some of these guys going to do if they get 3 or 4 pairs of $200 headphones? Can they trade in 2 for a BB gun?

Win Streak Ends at 1

Posted on September 11, 2012 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

Cubs 4, Astros 1
W: Volstad (3-10) L: Rodriguez (1-10) SV: Marmol (19)

BOX

Well, the Astros ended their 1-game win streak behind the pitching of Dallak Kuechel. I am unsure why Mills DeFrancesco pulled him, but he did.

I also know this was one of the longest games I’ve ever attended. It is one thing if exciting things are happening, but NOTHING was really happening. Seriously, the game ended at 10:47 or something. On a damm school night. I can’t do that anymore. I did no homework last night which means I have twice as much to do today. And since I left work early to go to the game, I’ll probably end up staying until close to 7:00. I really don’t think I’m that important.

But back to the game. One thing DeFrancesco and Mills have in common, at least last night was the theory “Everyone Plays, Everyone Gets a Snowcone.” I guess they want to see what these kids can do at the major league level, but the 300 of us left in the stands just wanted the game to end.

I’ll have another recap of a Cubs/Astros game and I have to admit I’ll be glad not to see this bunch of idiots again. I know we will be replacing Cubs fans with Red Sox fans but the Red Sox fans won’t be around as much since it will be a different division.

For conversations that happened during the game, check out the Game Zone. Chuck was being a bit fruity.

9/11 Remembrance

My Crimson Sin Intensity

Posted on September 9, 2012 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros 5, Reds 1

W: Gonzalez (2-0)
L: Cueto (17-8)

I like kicking the Reds in the teeth.

Sure, they can’t feel it, they’re on their way to the division championship, but this season you take what you can get. In this case, it’s the first road series win since June and today’s came against a Cy Young contender who probably won’t win that award now.

This one marks the end of another rivalry, another NL team the Astros won’t play again as a league foe. I’ll miss the NL, but I’m not going to miss the Reds. When I was a kid I didn’t care about them at all – they were a team with no players I gave a damn about.

I remember reading the back of Frank Robinson’s 1967 card, with the little cartoon about his MVP season, and wondering why the Reds traded him but being happy that he’d had such a great season after leaving such a dimwitted franchise. None of these guys could get me interested. Jim Maloney? Leo Cardenas? Tommy Helms? Lee May? Gary Nolan? I couldn’t care less.

I liked Vada Pinson, but it’s not like I was some big fan, he just seemed to be a good player and had a good card. Tony Perez? Eh. I couldn’t stand Johnny Bench, what with everybody talking about how great he was. Big fucking deal, I liked Bill Freehan, dammit.

And I fucking hated Pete Rose. Hated.

I don’t remember ever seeing the Reds play in the Dome, but I remember going to see them play the Phillies just so I could boo the hell out of Pete Rose. Fuck him, along with that shitty excuse for chili.

1981, baby. Now, that was a year. Best record in the entire league, by three whole games, but you know what? That earned the Reds a seat at home in front of the TV, watching the Astros battle Fernandomania in five games. Suck it, Reds.

Cueto came into this one throwing right at the Astros, challenging them to hit his stuff while bringing it right over the plate. Well, three singles and a sac fly to the first four batters gave Houston the lead. Cueto continued throwing over the plate even though everyone knows the Astros will chase like Pepe LePew after a striped cat. Cueto didn’t care, he was so impressed with his unhittable stuff that he got chased after giving up a three-run burrito to Matt Dominguez, who is showing a power stroke Billy Squier would envy.

Meanwhile, the enigma of Edgar Gonzalez continued stoking the smoulder that is threatening to become Edgarmania. Five innings, only two hits, one walk and one run given up while fanning six, Gonzalez was in smoke-and-mirrors control the whole way, throwing that Mexican League menudo past the division leaders’ bats.

Pulled after five because of a blister on his toe (“I’m Mexican. I can try,” he pled), Wright, Storey and Lopez threw the last four while allowing three hits and striking out eight. Greene added a solo shot in the sixth and despite the pervasive Fear every time the Houston bullpen is involved, this one was all over.

Like I said, miss the league, won’t miss the Reds.

Back to Reality

Posted on September 9, 2012 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Reds 5, Astros 1
By Mr. Happy

One night after the Dominguez ninth inning heroics against Aroldis Chapman, which our own NeilT chronicled so musically in the game recap, the pumpkin returned as the Astros dropped a 5-1 snoozer to the Dickities against Bronson Arroyo, who improved his record to 12-7. The Astros opened the ball game by scoring their lone run, courtesy of a two out single by Justin Maxwell. Unfortunately for the Astros, the Dickities scored all the runs that they would need tonight with two solo home runs off of tonight’s loser, David Stefan “Bud” Norris, who hasn’t won since May. Bud’s road record drops to a grotesque 2-11 7.34, which, when compared to his 3-1 1.90 home record, makes no sense whatsoever.

What else is on Mr. Happy’s mind, you ask? Thanks for asking. I’m lonesome for my wife up here in Missoula and missing my DirecTV (and television in general since I’m without one presently), but the job is going great, so I have no complaints. I haven’t had much time for SnS during the day and haven’t been on Facebook in awhile either. Things change a lot when you become employed. Maybe one day I’ll have more time or at least the guts to log in while I’m at work. Not right now, though.

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