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Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« on: April 19, 2016, 05:35:13 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's tilt:

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2BJose Altuve (R)
RFGeorge Springer (R)
SSCarlos Correa (R)
1BTyler White (R)
DHEvan Gattis (R)
CFCarlos Gomez (R)
3BMarwin Gonzalez (S)
CJason Castro (L)
LFJake Marisnick (R)

HOU: Scott Feldman (R)  (0-1, 3.48)

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CF D. DeShields Jr. (R)
RF Nomar Mazara (L)
DH Prince Fielder (L)
3B Adrian Beltre (R)
1B Mitch Moreland (L)
LF Ian Desmond (R)
2B Rougned Odor (L)
SS Elvis Andrus (R)
C Brett Nicholas (L)

TEX: Derek Holland (L)  (1-0, 2.31)
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2016, 07:16:02 pm »
T1:

Altuve...full count...lines out to LF
Springer...full count...doubles to LF
Correa grounds out 3-1, Springer to 3B
White pops out to shallow RF..

An early 0 for 2 w/RISP

No score
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2016, 07:20:28 pm »
2 fantastic at bats from Altuve and Springer.
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2016, 07:23:37 pm »
Ugh. Catch the ball.
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2016, 07:24:23 pm »
And, naturally, that results in an extra run.
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2016, 07:25:06 pm »
Error and 2-run homer on an 0-2 pitch...Rangers lead 2-0
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2016, 07:25:26 pm »
I just turned on the TV in time to see Fielder admiring his shot.


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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2016, 07:26:22 pm »
This team is totally jinxed playing at Arlington.  Fuck that shithole.
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2016, 07:26:51 pm »
Hey, look, Feldman can't put guys away again!


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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2016, 07:30:09 pm »
A couple more singles, Rangers with runners at the corner, one out...
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2016, 07:30:23 pm »
Hey, look, Feldman can't put guys away again!


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Three straight two strike hits.
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2016, 07:30:42 pm »
I hate playing the Rangers.  For some reason they cannot seem to get their head out of their asses and beat them.
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2016, 07:32:27 pm »
Three straight two strike hits.

Make it four. He doesn't have shit tonight.
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2016, 07:32:38 pm »
Fourth straight hit...3-0, two on, one out...Strom out...
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2016, 07:34:31 pm »
Just got home but was listening on radio. There is nothing a hate more than leaving an 0-2 curve up. I don't care if you spike it 10 feet in front of the plate, you put that shit in the dirt.

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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2016, 07:36:24 pm »
Just got home but was listening on radio. There is nothing a hate more than leaving an 0-2 curve up. I don't care if you spike it 10 feet in front of the plate, you put that shit in the dirt.

I have no doubt he intended to. As I said... Feldman doesn't have shit tonight.
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2016, 07:37:35 pm »
Just got home but was listening on radio. There is nothing a hate more than leaving an 0-2 curve up. I don't care if you spike it 10 feet in front of the plate, you put that shit in the dirt.

It wasn't up.  It was below the knees.
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2016, 07:39:22 pm »
The good news is that the pitch count will get him out of the game before the end of next inning.
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2016, 07:39:26 pm »
We have seen shitty situational hitting, shitty defense and shitty pitching and are still in the 1st. Woohoo.
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2016, 07:39:31 pm »
pitch #41 finally ends the inning.
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2016, 07:39:40 pm »
B1:

Deshields grounds out 6-3
Manzara  grounds to SS, Correa kicks it, E6
Fielder homers on an 0-2 pitch, Manzara scores
Beltre singles to RF
Moreland singles to RF, Beltre to 3B
Desmond singles to CF, Beltre scores, Moreland to 2B
Odor grounds to 1B, White channels his inner Chris Carter and throw it wild, Correa stretches to get the out on Desmond, no double play, and Moreland to 3B
Odor steals 2B
Andrus...full count...lines back to the box, knocked down...1-3

Finally

3-0 Rangers after one.
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« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2016, 07:39:42 pm »
It wasn't up.  It was below the knees.
OK. Rangers radio broadcast made it sound like it was just above the knees.

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« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2016, 07:46:18 pm »
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2016, 07:48:06 pm »
Three straight doubles for the Astros...cut the lead to 3-2, still nobody out
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2016, 07:49:37 pm »
Marwin knocked the snot out of that ball.
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2016, 07:51:08 pm »
Marisnick loses his grip on the first pitch and nearly kills Altuve.


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« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2016, 07:51:31 pm »
I was going to make a comment about Gattis's attempt, or lack thereof, at a triple there until a) Ashby mentioned it and B) I had a deeply repressed memory from Friday night at the MMPUS of the Hoobastank fan sitting behind me who only referred to Gattis as "lollygattis" deridingly all night, seemingly wishing for his failure and delighting in any outcome that was not a home run. He owes me about $36 in recompense for my misguided attempts to mute him personally via a 24 oz macro beer button.


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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2016, 07:54:51 pm »
T2:

Gattis doubles to RF
Gomez doubles to LF, Gattis sores
Marwin doubles off the LF, Gomez scores
Castro bounces back to the mound, 1-3, Marwin can't advance.  Fuck
Marwin steals 3B as Marisnick strikes out swinging
Altuve grounds out 5-3

Astros cut the lead to 3-2
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« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2016, 07:54:54 pm »
GodDAMN you, Adrian Beltre.


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« Reply #29 on: April 19, 2016, 07:59:10 pm »
Good to see that the long inning helped Feldman find his stuff.
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« Reply #30 on: April 19, 2016, 08:03:39 pm »
Devenski now warming up, possibly for a rotation audition.


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« Reply #31 on: April 19, 2016, 08:07:59 pm »
B2:

Nicholas with a leadoff walk
DeSheields sacrifice, 2-3, Nicholas to 2B
Mazara...3-0...walks
Fielder flies out F7
Beltre taps back to the box...1-3

3-2 after two
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #32 on: April 19, 2016, 08:21:34 pm »
T3:

Springer flies out F8
Correa singles to LF
White...works the count full...strikes out swinging
Gattis...0-2...fliesout to deep RCF at the track

3-2
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« Reply #33 on: April 19, 2016, 08:27:54 pm »
Ash notices that Julia got laid last night. 
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« Reply #34 on: April 19, 2016, 08:29:14 pm »
Feldman's good for what ails ya. If you're a batter in a slump.
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« Reply #35 on: April 19, 2016, 08:29:15 pm »
Feldman simply not fooling anyone.
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« Reply #36 on: April 19, 2016, 08:30:54 pm »
This is like time-traveling back to 2013, and it's not fun.
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2016, 08:31:36 pm »
B3:

Moreland grounds out 3U
Desmond hits one off the top of the CF wall...admires his shot and only makes 2B
Odor lines a single to RF, Desmond scores
Odor moves to 2B on a passed ball as Castro whiffs at one
Andrus sacrifice, out 1-3, Odor to 3B
Nicholas grounds out 3U

4-2 Rangers
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2016, 08:32:21 pm »
This is like time-traveling back to 2013, and it's not fun.

I'll tell ya what...the Astros better find a way to get a whole lot better if they don't want to lose 110 games this year.
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #39 on: April 19, 2016, 08:36:54 pm »
Feldman simply not fooling anyone.

except Luhnow

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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #40 on: April 19, 2016, 08:41:31 pm »
T4:

Gomez...full count...flies out F8
Marwin grounds out 6-3 on a terrific play by Andrus
Castro walks
Marisnick...quickly 0-2...punches out weakly on three pitches

4-2 still
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #41 on: April 19, 2016, 08:48:56 pm »
B4:

Deshields flies out F8 on the first pitch
Mazara...quickly 0-2...now works a walk
Fielder grounds into 5-6-3 double play on the first pitch

Still 4-2 after four
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #42 on: April 19, 2016, 08:49:04 pm »
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #43 on: April 19, 2016, 08:53:55 pm »
This is like time-traveling back to 2013, and it's not fun.

I feel like Ground Control got a scorching case of herpes.
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #44 on: April 19, 2016, 08:56:35 pm »
The plate is now apparently 45 inches wide
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #45 on: April 19, 2016, 08:58:28 pm »
T5:

Altuve whiffs on a changeup in the dirt in the other box
Springer strikes out looking
Correa pops out F8

4-2 Rangers
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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #46 on: April 19, 2016, 08:59:21 pm »
The plate is now apparently 45 inches wide
Does appear that way

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Re: Astros @ stRangers April 19, 2016
« Reply #47 on: April 19, 2016, 09:00:18 pm »
Totally unrelated:

I'm no statistician, but if your exit polls say a race is 52-48, and the results are actually 60-40, you might want to find new pollsters.


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« Reply #48 on: April 19, 2016, 09:02:13 pm »
Totally unrelated:
I'm no statistician, but if your exit polls say a race is 52-48, and the results are actually 60-40, you might want to find new pollsters.

Or recognize that a fair number of people are too embarrassed/ashamed to admit who they're actually voting for.
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« Reply #49 on: April 19, 2016, 09:03:16 pm »
The plate is now apparently 45 inches wide

Home plate umpiring seems worse to me so far this year (plus ST) than it's been recently.

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« Reply #50 on: April 19, 2016, 09:04:06 pm »
B5:

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Watching our starters makes me wonder just how much of Crane's money I'd be willing to spend on Strasburg.


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Really nice inning from Feldman there, best breaking pitches he has thrown all night.
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Watching our starters makes me wonder just how much of Crane's money I'd be willing to spend on Strasburg.


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Or recognize that a fair number of people are too embarrassed/ashamed to admit who they're actually voting for.

I've never been exit polled, only interviewed by the local TV...but if someone asked me who I voted for I'd tell them to stick it up their ass, it's none of their business.  Just a man...alone with his conscience...
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« Reply #55 on: April 19, 2016, 09:06:33 pm »
Really nice inning from Feldman there, best breaking pitches he has thrown all night.

Credit to him for limiting the damage on a night he was throwing pus. 
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« Reply #56 on: April 19, 2016, 09:10:51 pm »
When infielders play outfield

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« Reply #58 on: April 19, 2016, 09:10:59 pm »
Deshields didn't need to jump for that. E8.

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« Reply #59 on: April 19, 2016, 09:11:27 pm »
I've never been exit polled, only interviewed by the local TV...but if someone asked me who I voted for I'd tell them to stick it up their ass, it's none of their business.  Just a man...alone with his conscience...

That's fine, but it's different than telling somebody you voted for X when you actually voted for Y.

I hate exit polling anyway because I think it influences later voters, and should be prohibited for that reason alone. At the very least, impose *really* substantial fines on pollsters whose exit results leak before polls close. Nobody needs those results early anyway.
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« Reply #60 on: April 19, 2016, 09:11:55 pm »
Shameful score keeping in Arlington, although happy to see it accrue to Tyler after another solid AB.


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How the fuck is that a double?  The ball popped out of his glove.
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« Reply #62 on: April 19, 2016, 09:12:26 pm »
Credit to him for limiting the damage on a night he was throwing pus. 

Yeah, I certainly didn't think that he'd be around to finish the 5th inning.
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« Reply #63 on: April 19, 2016, 09:13:02 pm »
How the fuck is that a double?  The ball popped out of his glove.

Scorekeepers seem to have gotten very soft.
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« Reply #64 on: April 19, 2016, 09:13:38 pm »
How the fuck is that a double?  The ball popped out of his glove.
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« Reply #65 on: April 19, 2016, 09:14:12 pm »
That's fine, but it's different than telling somebody you voted for X when you actually voted for Y.

I hate exit polling anyway because I think it influences later voters, and should be prohibited for that reason alone. At the very least, impose *really* substantial fines on pollsters whose exit results leak before polls close. Nobody needs those results early anyway.


True.  I'm just mentioning how I want to tell a pollster to stick it up his ass.
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« Reply #66 on: April 19, 2016, 09:15:21 pm »
Scorekeepers seem to have gotten very soft.

The nonstop Cialis and Viagra ads now make more sense.
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« Reply #67 on: April 19, 2016, 09:16:01 pm »
When infielders play outfield

wasn't much an infielder either

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The inability of this team to move a runner to 3B is really annoying.
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T6:

Holland out, Barnette in...

White...full count...flies to RCF at the track, DeSheilds lets it pop out of his glove off the wall and rolls around, White lollygags his way into 2B on the E8...now ruled a double...WTF?
Gattis flies out F8, White has to stay at 2B, but would have scored had he not been lollygagging
Gomez flies out F8, White still at 2B
Marwin rolls out softly 3-1

0 for 3 w/RISP...again.

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Last five games, Astros are 5 for 37 w/RISP. 
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« Reply #71 on: April 19, 2016, 09:22:11 pm »

The inability of this team to move a runner to 3B is really annoying.

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Last five games, Astros are 5 for 37 w/RISP. 

And I doubt that very many of the 32 outs have even advanced runners.
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« Reply #73 on: April 19, 2016, 09:25:52 pm »
And I doubt that very many of the 32 outs have even advanced runners.

that is as much the problem as the other.  Everyone is trying to be a hero.

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« Reply #74 on: April 19, 2016, 09:27:03 pm »
Correa is not having the best of nights.
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« Reply #75 on: April 19, 2016, 09:27:13 pm »
WTF is wrong with Correa tonight?  And Fields is terrible.

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« Reply #76 on: April 19, 2016, 09:27:57 pm »
Fuck, Ash. Even I know that was on Correa.


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« Reply #77 on: April 19, 2016, 09:28:06 pm »
Correa is not having the best of nights.

Someone get him a new glove, preferably one that doesn't have an iron bar in it. 
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« Reply #78 on: April 19, 2016, 09:28:51 pm »
Single, double, double...6-2 now...still nobody out
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« Reply #79 on: April 19, 2016, 09:30:05 pm »
Oh, so it's THAT kind of night.


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« Reply #80 on: April 19, 2016, 09:30:27 pm »
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« Reply #81 on: April 19, 2016, 09:30:35 pm »
Well, a jam-shot double and a bunt held fair by the chalk pretty much sum things up for tonight.
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« Reply #82 on: April 19, 2016, 09:30:57 pm »
How the Fuck did that stay fair? Damn.

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« Reply #83 on: April 19, 2016, 09:31:11 pm »
Now that someone else has been hammered to put the game out of reach...Devenski time.
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« Reply #84 on: April 19, 2016, 09:33:33 pm »
Geez Devenski is slow to the plate.
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« Reply #85 on: April 19, 2016, 09:35:27 pm »
Last five games, Astros are 5 for 37 w/RISP.

It seems like this is the story every year. Are we actually worse than other teams at batting with RISP over the years or is it my imagination?

I have been wondering recently how significant it is that this is a team without any veteran hitters who've ever played for consistently competitive teams.

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« Reply #86 on: April 19, 2016, 09:38:49 pm »
Devenski is accurate as hell on those pickoffs

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« Reply #87 on: April 19, 2016, 09:39:09 pm »
Hinch with an astute challenge there. Grab some pine, Delino.


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« Reply #88 on: April 19, 2016, 09:39:25 pm »
Wow, gutsy challenge call pays off.
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« Reply #89 on: April 19, 2016, 09:40:07 pm »
This was obviously a good night to finish writing a paper. 
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It seems like this is the story every year. Are we actually worse than other teams at batting with RISP over the years or is it my imagination?

I have been wondering recently how significant it is that this is a team without any veteran hitters who've ever played for consistently competitive teams.

Yes.  The Astros are at the bottom in both average w/RISP and in strikeouts.
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« Reply #91 on: April 19, 2016, 09:42:05 pm »
B6:

Fields in...

Odor lines a soft single to LF on a hanging changeup
Andrus lines one off the LF wall, Odor rounds third, Correa bobbles the relay as Odor comes around to score, Andrus to 2B
Nicholas punches a flair over White's head for a double, Andrus scores
Deshields tries to sacrifice, rides the chalk, ends up being a single, Nicholas to 3B

That's it for Fields...Devenski in

Hinch challenging a pickoff...replay shows he's out...yep...Deshields picked off 1-3
Mazara...infield in...grounds out 4-3, Nicholas has to hold at 3B
Fielder flies out F8

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« Reply #92 on: April 19, 2016, 09:42:07 pm »
That Devinski kid was worth watching.
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« Reply #93 on: April 19, 2016, 09:42:33 pm »
If only there were opportunities for a reliever with a 0.00 ERA...
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« Reply #94 on: April 19, 2016, 09:43:51 pm »
More devenski in future please.

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« Reply #95 on: April 19, 2016, 09:44:55 pm »

If only there were opportunities for a reliever with a 0.00 ERA...

Hinch seems to have gambled that Fields was going to be able to get through the bottom part of the Rangers' order and, well, it didn't work out.


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« Reply #96 on: April 19, 2016, 09:48:10 pm »
Yes.  The Astros are at the bottom in both average w/RISP and in strikeouts.

Where did you find the average w/RISP numbers? I couldn't find them.

What I did find indicated that they're leaving 3.23 RISP/game in 2016 (tied for 12th in MLB with 3 other teams), whereas last year they left 3.26 (6th in MLB). Doesn't mean their average still couldn't be awful.
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« Reply #97 on: April 19, 2016, 09:50:34 pm »
Altuve!!!
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« Reply #98 on: April 19, 2016, 09:51:14 pm »
Hinch seems to have gambled that Fields was going to be able to get through the bottom part of the Rangers' order and, well, it didn't work out.


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« Reply #99 on: April 19, 2016, 09:51:30 pm »
Where did you find the average w/RISP numbers? I couldn't find them.

What I did find indicated that they're leaving 3.23 RISP/game in 2016 (tied for 12th in MLB with 3 other teams), whereas last year they left 3.26 (6th in MLB). Doesn't mean their average still couldn't be awful.

They've flashed it on the screen several times in the last few games.  But box scores show RISP.
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Altuve is pretty good at this baseball thing.


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Springer Dinger!!!
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Motherfucker... I thought Deshields had snagged that!


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« Reply #105 on: April 19, 2016, 09:54:07 pm »
Shit, I thought Delino nabbed that at first.


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« Reply #106 on: April 19, 2016, 09:54:27 pm »
Motherfucker... I thought Deshields had snagged that!


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Motherfucker... I thought Deshields had snagged that!


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Altuve is pretty good at this baseball thing.

What's really amazing is that even though he's been a hitting machine for four years, he'd have to continue at this rate into his 40's before he'd begin to sniff Rose's record. That's a ridiculous number.
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I did too. I could have sworn he caught it for a second

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What's really amazing is that even though he's been a hitting machine for four years, he'd have to continue at this rate into his 40's before he'd begin to sniff Rose's record. That's a ridiculous number.

Imagine the mighty mite Altuve all hopped up on greenies.


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Bringing in a lefty to face White? Does he know something we don't?


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Bringing in a lefty to face White? Does he know something we don't?


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« Reply #114 on: April 19, 2016, 10:01:12 pm »
T7:

Kela in for the Rangers

Castro...full count...strikes out swinging
Tucker, pinch hitting for Marisnick...flies out F8
Altuve...3-2...homers to LF
Springer homers to CF
Correa...3-0...walks

That's all for Kela, Diekman in

White...takes the first two pitches for a quick 0-2...strikes out swinging

But...the Astros cut the lead to 6-4...which should have tied it up, except Devenski is not allowed to pitch unless they're already really at least three runs down.  I think it's in the rule book somewhere.

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What's really amazing is that even though he's been a hitting machine for four years, he'd have to continue at this rate into his 40's before he'd begin to sniff Rose's record. That's a ridiculous number.

Rose had to play well into his 40s to sniff his record. 
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Devenski grooves a get ahead fastball and Moreland crushes it to RF...7-4
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Rose had to play well into his 40s to sniff his record.

He also got to keep penciling himself into the lineup.
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B7:

Beltre grounds out 6-3
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Gomez has had some bad abs but that might be one of his worst ones

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"Gomez takes a lousy swing" is the center square on this year's bingo card.


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Gomez seems to really get a kick out of how worthless he is at the plate right now.


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Gomez has had some bad abs but that might be one of his worst ones

Is the intercostal an ab?

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« Reply #125 on: April 19, 2016, 10:12:26 pm »
T8:

Dyson in...

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Gomez has had some bad abs but that might be one of his worst ones

This basic premise has been rightfully posted at least 8 times in the GZ this season


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How many bloop hits do the Rangers have in their bats?
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This basic premise has been rightfully posted at least 8 times in the GZ this season


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B8:

Andrus with a bloop single to LCF
Nicholas grounds into 4-6-3 double play
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To the 9th...7-4 Rangers
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How many bloop hits do the Rangers have in their bats?
Was just thinking and I may be way off. It seems like Astro pitchers give up a lot of "weakly hit" hits and Astro hitters don't get many "weakly hit" hits

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Gomez is now .230/.271/.356 as an Astro.


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Gomez is now .230/.271/.356 as an Astro.


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For comparisons sake, Marisnick was .236/.281/.363 last year.
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« Reply #134 on: April 19, 2016, 10:26:06 pm »
Damn. Tucker blistered that ball, but right at DDS.


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« Reply #135 on: April 19, 2016, 10:30:40 pm »
T9:

Tolleson in to try to close it out...

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Tucker lines a screamer, but right at Deshields, Rasmus moves to 3B
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Springer strikes out swinging, falling to his knees on a curveball 4 feet outside.  Ashby bragging about his great swing.

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« Reply #136 on: April 19, 2016, 10:30:53 pm »
Astro hitters don't get many "weakly hit" hits

You have to make contact first.
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« Reply #137 on: April 19, 2016, 10:31:28 pm »
Thanks Ash. "Springer is getting great swings" as he goes down to one knee to swing at a pitch he couldn't have hit with a wagon tongue.

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« Reply #138 on: April 19, 2016, 10:32:00 pm »
Springer to a knee to end it. I don't like that one bit.


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You have to make contact first.

Exactly.  The Astros are a strikeout factory.  Not many balls are going to drop when you swing and miss at such a historic rate. 
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« Reply #140 on: April 19, 2016, 11:19:14 pm »
Overall this season the Astros are hitting .242/.313/.439 while striking out at a clip of 27.4%.  They're hitting .186/.234/.382 with RISP and striking out 32.4% of the time. 

Last season it was .250/.315/.437 overall and .244/.327/.432 with RISP.

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« Reply #141 on: April 20, 2016, 12:32:39 am »
I'll repeat that, in my opinion, a rotation that has Feldman, Fiers and Fister in it won't get it done this year. We need McCullers Jr. healthy and we'll need Devenski to step up as a starter or we're going to have to go outside and pick up a starter, the latter of which we probably won't do because of the Giles trade. You can never have too much starting pitching.  The news out  of Philly is that VV and Oberholtzer got stomped on tonight by the steM. I still like the Giles trade.
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« Reply #142 on: April 20, 2016, 07:57:06 am »
I'll repeat that, in my opinion, a rotation that has Feldman, Fiers and Fister in it won't get it done this year. We need McCullers Jr. healthy and we'll need Devenski to step up as a starter or we're going to have to go outside and pick up a starter, the latter of which we probably won't do because of the Giles trade. You can never have too much starting pitching.  The news out  of Philly is that VV and Oberholtzer got stomped on tonight by the steM. I still like the Giles trade.

Might want to look within for that extra starter this year.  Musgrove likely your leading candidate.  Shirley is an interesting player, always dominate, rarely healthy

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« Reply #143 on: April 20, 2016, 09:22:19 am »
Might want to look within for that extra starter this year.  Musgrove likely your leading candidate.  Shirley is an interesting player, always dominate, rarely healthy

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Overall this season the Astros are hitting .242/.313/.439 while striking out at a clip of 27.4%.  They're hitting .186/.234/.382 with RISP and striking out 32.4% of the time. 

Last season it was .250/.315/.437 overall and .244/.327/.432 with RISP.

The three seasons prior to last don't exist.

(Couldn't agree more about those three seasons.)

And that 244/327/432 slash line was good for sixth in baseball, is that right?


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« Reply #146 on: April 20, 2016, 10:56:58 am »
First up will be Peacock.

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« Reply #147 on: April 20, 2016, 11:44:03 am »
Fiers will be fine and so will Feldman. Barring an injury it's way too early to pull any plugs. Fiers and Feldman both pitched well for the Astros last year I anticipate the same thing happening again. What concerns me is the inability to put the ball in play with risp. That was an issue for long stretches last season and seems like it will be again.

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« Reply #148 on: April 20, 2016, 01:24:45 pm »
Fiers will be fine and so will Feldman. Barring an injury it's way too early to pull any plugs. Fiers and Feldman both pitched well for the Astros last year I anticipate the same thing happening again. What concerns me is the inability to put the ball in play with risp. That was an issue for long stretches last season and seems like it will be again.

The Astros are 6th in runs scored and dead last in runs allowed in the AL.  RISP is not the biggest issue the Astros have.  The pitching has been horrendous.  They were first in runs allowed last year.  It's early they won't be this bad all year.  But I don't see the current personnel making it back to the top.  Good news is the offense is improved and likely will continue to be better than last years team. 

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