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Opening Day
« on: April 05, 2016, 11:18:00 am »
Altuve 2B
Springer RF
Correa SS
Rasmus LF
Gomez CF
Valbuena 3B
Tucker DH
Gonzalez 1B
Castro C

P - Keuchel


Ellsbury CF
Hicks LF
Rodriguez DH
Teixeira 1B
Beltran RF
McCann C
Headley 3B
Castro 2B
Gregorius SS

P - Tanaka

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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2016, 12:07:15 pm »
I'm tied up in video interviews, so thanks for posting the lineups.
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2016, 12:13:59 pm »
I think I see who has John Oliver's tickets today.  Are those teenage mutant ninja turtle costumes behind home plate?

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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2016, 12:17:23 pm »
Patient at bat by Altuve GO to short
Springer first pitch lazy fly ball
Correa goes down swinging

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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2016, 12:25:03 pm »
there sure does seem to be a lot of empty seats.
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2016, 12:26:46 pm »
Ellisbury goes down swinging
Hicks draws a 4 pitch walk
Rodriguez GIDP, great play by Marwin who had to come off the bag to get the throw and applied the tag

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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2016, 12:29:21 pm »
Cold slick ball keeping the firstbasemen on their toes

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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2016, 12:30:41 pm »
Ellisbury goes down swinging
Hicks draws a 4 pitch walk
Rodriguez GIDP, great play by Marwin who had to come off the bag to get the throw and applied the tag

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Someone explain where ball 4 was to me. Looked like a strike from my TV.
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« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2016, 12:32:12 pm »
Fuck you, Dana. That better be a strike for Dallas the rest of the game you creaky old fuckstick.
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2016, 12:35:15 pm »
Rasmus groundsout softly into shift
Gomez strikes out swinging
Valbuena grounds out as well.

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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2016, 12:37:22 pm »
Fuck you, Dana. That better be a strike for Dallas the rest of the game you creaky old fuckstick.

I see your fastball is in mid-season form.
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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2016, 12:38:28 pm »
If he is talking about the low pitch to Valbuena that was called a strike, I agree with him.  I just don't have the same flair for phrasing that he does.
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« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2016, 12:40:26 pm »
I see your fastball is in mid-season form.

I spent a week in Arizona for Spring Training. I'm in playoff form, baby!
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« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2016, 12:44:10 pm »
I really don't care much about the Yankees, but I tend to dislike them because of the tv guys.  Ugh.
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« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2016, 12:44:18 pm »
Only two outs, Marwin m'boy!
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« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2016, 12:44:48 pm »
Marwin looking good at 1B.
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« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2016, 12:45:00 pm »
OMG, that was almost an error. 

But, I still love him.
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« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2016, 12:45:41 pm »
OMG, that was almost an error. 

But, I still love him.

Cost at least 2 runs.
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« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2016, 12:45:53 pm »
FUCK I hate Starlin Castro.
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« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2016, 12:46:05 pm »
2-run double puts the Yankees up 2-0.
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« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2016, 12:46:28 pm »
I'm on a bit of a delay. 

But I don't want to trade Correa because of an error.
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« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2016, 12:48:11 pm »
Teixeira jacks one into the wind to the warning track, fly out to left
Beltran hits a long foul ball then grounds a base hit against the shift. 
McCann walks on 5 pitches
Headley grounds up the middle, Correa boots then recovers and uses every inch of Marwin for the second out
Castro doubles on a hard line drive down the left field line, both runners score
Gregorius grounds out to short

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« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2016, 12:51:26 pm »
Man, I can't remember the last time Carlos booted a sure double play.
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« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2016, 12:51:56 pm »
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« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2016, 12:54:59 pm »
Tucker got ahead 2-1 then lined out to left
Marwin tried to bunt his way on, just rolled foul, ends up grounding out
New and improved Castro flies out to left

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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2016, 12:59:31 pm »
I think I see who has John Oliver's tickets today.  Are those teenage mutant ninja turtle costumes behind home plate?

(Answering my own question....)

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« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2016, 01:01:22 pm »
That is so awesome!
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« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2016, 01:06:56 pm »
I'm on a bit of a delay. 

But I don't want to trade Correa because of an error.

not watching the game, but he had trouble throwing during ST
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« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2016, 01:07:09 pm »
Anybody know what's going on?  Both Gameday and KMBE are crapped out.
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« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2016, 01:07:42 pm »
texeria just worked a work, a-rod had stolen 2nd.  2 outs.
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« Reply #30 on: April 05, 2016, 01:08:09 pm »
Man, I can't remember the last time Carlos booted a sure double play.

me, either. I only think about it every day.
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« Reply #31 on: April 05, 2016, 01:08:30 pm »
texeria just worked a work, a-rod had stolen 2nd.  2 outs.

Thanks.  Keuchel must be really struggling with command.
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« Reply #32 on: April 05, 2016, 01:08:48 pm »
Ellsbury pos out (7 pitches)
Hicks Ks on 5 pitches looking
Rodriguez 6 pitch walk
Teixeira 6 pitch walk
Beltran pops out on 3 pitches

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« Reply #33 on: April 05, 2016, 01:09:17 pm »
Thanks.  Keuchel must be really struggling with command.

he does seem up to me, but i'm not the best to judge it.  i rather feel is getting squeezed a bit, but i also know i'm biasted.
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« Reply #34 on: April 05, 2016, 01:09:27 pm »
Last season Dallas Keuchel allowed 4 or more walks one time (4 walks allowed June 20th at Seattle).

4 walks allowed so far today.

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« Reply #35 on: April 05, 2016, 01:09:35 pm »
Thanks.  Keuchel must be really struggling with command.

ARod took two pitches that could've been strikes on 2-2 and 3-2. Fuckstick Demuth is his typically stingy self.
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« Reply #36 on: April 05, 2016, 01:10:28 pm »
Not sure if it feels like the least American or most American thing that I'm stuck in my office working and listening to opening day on the radio. At least the game is on the road I suppose.

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« Reply #37 on: April 05, 2016, 01:11:25 pm »
he does seem up to me, but i'm not the best to judge it.  i rather feel is getting squeezed a bit, but i also know i'm biasted.

"Up" is not where Keuchel needs to be, so if he is, that's not end well for him.  I really need to blow the office and go find a bar somewhere.
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« Reply #38 on: April 05, 2016, 01:11:38 pm »
Not sure if it feels like the least American or most American thing that I'm stuck in my office working and listening to opening day on the radio. At least the game is on the road I suppose.

The MLB fun police prevents me from listening here in Austin.  I can go out to my car and listen to it on AM 790 though.

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« Reply #39 on: April 05, 2016, 01:12:04 pm »
Stream it on ESPN.

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« Reply #40 on: April 05, 2016, 01:12:45 pm »
The MLB fun police prevents me from listening here in Austin.  I can go out to my car and listen to it on AM 790 though.

How is MLB restricting your radio signal?
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« Reply #41 on: April 05, 2016, 01:14:03 pm »
Altuve with a double!  First Astroknock of the season.
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« Reply #42 on: April 05, 2016, 01:14:29 pm »
okay, now their ready.

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« Reply #43 on: April 05, 2016, 01:16:27 pm »
Springer with an infield single...Stros on the corner for Correa...time to make amends for the bobble...
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« Reply #44 on: April 05, 2016, 01:16:37 pm »
swinging bunt??  i'm just glad he is safe.
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« Reply #45 on: April 05, 2016, 01:16:46 pm »
That was a horrible pitch to swing at 3-0. Good result.
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« Reply #46 on: April 05, 2016, 01:17:50 pm »
Correa with an RBI FC, Altuve scores to cut the lead in half
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« Reply #47 on: April 05, 2016, 01:18:02 pm »
Altuve scores on FC. 
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« Reply #48 on: April 05, 2016, 01:18:46 pm »
FUCK YOU, DANA.

Call the high strike or don't, but don't just fuck Dallas over.
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« Reply #49 on: April 05, 2016, 01:18:48 pm »
Rasmus looks like he is ready to go to a deer blind.
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« Reply #50 on: April 05, 2016, 01:19:17 pm »
I wonder if Rasmus has heard the Astros Opera.
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« Reply #51 on: April 05, 2016, 01:19:38 pm »
This ump crew is in mid-season form.
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« Reply #52 on: April 05, 2016, 01:20:15 pm »
This ump crew is in mid-season form.

I really can't be yelling like this in the office.
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« Reply #53 on: April 05, 2016, 01:22:27 pm »
Correa at 3B with 2 out for Gomez...
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« Reply #54 on: April 05, 2016, 01:22:59 pm »
Tanaka likes to toss them up and in.
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« Reply #55 on: April 05, 2016, 01:23:38 pm »
Crackerjack at bat there Carlos. That was putrid.
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #56 on: April 05, 2016, 01:23:49 pm »
I missed the first few batters due to work.

Gameday says:
Altuve Double
Springer infield hit Altuve to third
Correa FC Altuve scores
Correa steals second Rasmus with a soft groudout to second, Correa goes to third
Gomez takes one on the corner for strike 3

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« Reply #57 on: April 05, 2016, 01:25:02 pm »
I should be sitting at a bar with a beer and a cigar.
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« Reply #58 on: April 05, 2016, 01:26:39 pm »
Gomez looked completely lost on that at bat.   Maybe he just hates the cold.
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« Reply #59 on: April 05, 2016, 01:27:49 pm »
I should be sitting at a bar with a beer and a cigar.

you should have planned better.  i would have gotten sick this afternoon.
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« Reply #60 on: April 05, 2016, 01:28:37 pm »
you should have planned better.  i would have gotten sick this afternoon.

I did plan.  You should have seen me yesterday.
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« Reply #61 on: April 05, 2016, 01:31:53 pm »
B4:

McCann singles to CF
Headley strikes out swinging
Castro (the Starlin kind) grounds into 5-4-3 twin killing

After four...2-1 Yankees
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« Reply #62 on: April 05, 2016, 01:33:18 pm »
I did plan.  You should have seen me yesterday.
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« Reply #63 on: April 05, 2016, 01:33:52 pm »
Marwin is playing a great 1B.
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« Reply #64 on: April 05, 2016, 01:35:00 pm »
My loss?  My gain?

Eh...nothing you haven't seen before.
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« Reply #65 on: April 05, 2016, 01:36:26 pm »
Tucker with a 1-out double.  Tying run in scoring position...
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« Reply #66 on: April 05, 2016, 01:43:15 pm »
T5:

Valbuena grounds out 4-3
Tucker doubles to RF
Marwin strikes out swinging
Castro grounds out 1-3, inning over

2-1 Yankees.
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« Reply #67 on: April 05, 2016, 01:43:54 pm »
This announcer banter that is for some reason being conducted on camera is frivolous and also not enjoyable.

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« Reply #68 on: April 05, 2016, 01:45:25 pm »
My regrets about the Astros selecting Appel over Bryant may start to abate if he is to continue his national ad campaign as a male model for Express.

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« Reply #69 on: April 05, 2016, 01:49:16 pm »
B5:

Gregorius grounds out 4-3
Ellsbury grounds out 4-3
Hicks flies out F8

2-1 still
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FUCK YOU DANA DEMUTH. GIVE BOTH TEAMS THE FUCKING HIGH STRIKE, YOU FUCKING TWAT.
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« Reply #72 on: April 05, 2016, 01:55:22 pm »
Correa!!!!

Solo dinger ties it up
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« Reply #73 on: April 05, 2016, 01:55:26 pm »
Kapow!

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« Reply #74 on: April 05, 2016, 01:55:30 pm »
There you go Correa!!!
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« Reply #75 on: April 05, 2016, 01:55:33 pm »
Correa! Oppo.

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« Reply #76 on: April 05, 2016, 01:55:46 pm »
This kid.
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« Reply #77 on: April 05, 2016, 01:56:01 pm »
I called that shot.
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« Reply #78 on: April 05, 2016, 01:56:13 pm »
He's awesome. 

That looked so easy.
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Carlos Correa demonstrates why I expect my man-crush to progress this year from "possibly unhealthy" to "borderline psychotic".
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« Reply #80 on: April 05, 2016, 01:57:47 pm »
I called that shot.

I didn't hear it.
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« Reply #81 on: April 05, 2016, 01:59:19 pm »
I didn't hear it.

I'm not shouting as loud as Mark is.
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« Reply #82 on: April 05, 2016, 01:59:57 pm »
Tanaka chased with 2 out in the 6th...
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« Reply #83 on: April 05, 2016, 02:01:22 pm »
I'm not shouting as loud as Mark is.

Few are.
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« Reply #84 on: April 05, 2016, 02:02:27 pm »
T6:

Altuve grounds out 6-3
Springer grounds out 1-3
Correa homers to RCF
Rasmus...full count...walks

That's it for Tanaka...Shreve takes the pill

Gomez taps back to the mound to end the inning

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« Reply #85 on: April 05, 2016, 02:06:28 pm »

Gomez taps back to the mound to end the inning


Haven't seen Gomez's swing yet this year - how's his approach looking this year?
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« Reply #86 on: April 05, 2016, 02:07:19 pm »
Haven't seen Gomez's swing yet this year - how's his approach looking this year?

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« Reply #87 on: April 05, 2016, 02:07:20 pm »
Haven't seen Gomez's swing yet this year - how's his approach looking this year?

I'm not watching, but he looks terrible on Gamezone.
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« Reply #88 on: April 05, 2016, 02:08:25 pm »
I'm not watching, but he looks terrible on Gamezone.

Just made a very nice play in center though.

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« Reply #89 on: April 05, 2016, 02:08:26 pm »
Gomez seems like last year.

Correa made a great play for the 1st out.

I rather think keuchel is settling in and will end up having a good game. 
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« Reply #90 on: April 05, 2016, 02:08:46 pm »
Carlos Correa demonstrates why I expect my man-crush to progress this year from "possibly unhealthy" to "borderline psychotic".

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« Reply #91 on: April 05, 2016, 02:08:57 pm »
B6:

ARod lines out to SS
MTeix dribbles out 1-3
CBelt flies out F8 on a nice running catch by CGom

Nice quick inning for DKeuch

2-2 after 6
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33rd Round Draft Pick, Tyler White, making his big league debut...
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« Reply #93 on: April 05, 2016, 02:15:13 pm »
Tyler White with PH single in his 1st MLB AB!

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« Reply #94 on: April 05, 2016, 02:15:29 pm »
TWFC - woohoo!

After getting schooled with the changeup on the first swing, recognized it the second time
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Welcome to the bigs, Tyler White.

He's a Cinderella story... tears in his eyes, I guess...
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« Reply #98 on: April 05, 2016, 02:16:10 pm »
Haven't seen Gomez's swing yet this year - how's his approach looking this year?

Like he's intent on pulling another intercostal.
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Welcome to the show Tyler White
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« Reply #100 on: April 05, 2016, 02:17:33 pm »
Haven't seen Gomez's swing yet this year - how's his approach looking this year?

Lost his helmet on his first swing of the day

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T7:

Valbuena...full count...grounds out 4-3 on a pitch in the other batter's box
White, pinch hitting for Tucker...making his Major League debut....singles to CF
Marwin strikes out swinging
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At the stretch...2-2
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« Reply #102 on: April 05, 2016, 02:24:38 pm »
Homer Simpson is singing God Bless America?
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« Reply #103 on: April 05, 2016, 02:33:25 pm »
B7:

McCann strikes out swinging
Headley pops out F4 on Keuchel's 100th pitch
Castro...full count...strikes out swinging

2-2
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« Reply #104 on: April 05, 2016, 02:34:42 pm »
The Good Guys need to score some runs!!
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Is anyone else having massive audio problems with Root Sports?
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« Reply #106 on: April 05, 2016, 02:37:02 pm »
I was just about to post the same thing, MM.
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Is anyone else having massive audio problems with Root Sports?

I wish.  Listening on KMBE, which is a good two pitches behind.
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SERIOUSLY?! FUCK YOU, YOU CRUSTY OLD PIECE OF SHIT.
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Altuve with a leadoff walk...need to make some hay here, boys.
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SERIOUSLY?! FUCK YOU, YOU CRUSTY OLD PIECE OF SHIT.

I'm not that old.
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« Reply #111 on: April 05, 2016, 02:38:40 pm »
Altuve with a leadoff walk...need to make some hay here, boys.

Altuve SB proceeds with the hay bailing.
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« Reply #112 on: April 05, 2016, 02:39:07 pm »
Altuve takes 2B, go ahead run in scoring position with nobody out.
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« Reply #113 on: April 05, 2016, 02:39:59 pm »
Springer, you need to move that runner to third

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« Reply #114 on: April 05, 2016, 02:40:24 pm »
Flipped to ESPN and holy shit. They are working SO hard not to show the ninja turtles on TV at all. Like maybe one second of the home plate angle per pitch, and the camera angle is SO low.

This is goddamn hilarious. ESPN, you are fucking pathetic.
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« Reply #115 on: April 05, 2016, 02:41:57 pm »
I think Oliver is giving tickets for the whole series.  That would be great!
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« Reply #116 on: April 05, 2016, 02:42:15 pm »
I think Oliver is giving tickets for the whole series.  That would be great!

He is.
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« Reply #117 on: April 05, 2016, 02:43:03 pm »
Correa will not be denied, even on rollers down the line!  Betances throws it over Correa's head (and the 1b's), Altuve scored.
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« Reply #118 on: April 05, 2016, 02:43:20 pm »
I can't wait to see what the others are wearing.
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« Reply #119 on: April 05, 2016, 02:43:40 pm »
We was WAY inside the baseline.  On the grass the whole time.

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« Reply #120 on: April 05, 2016, 02:44:35 pm »
If they overturn this call, my neighbors will call the cops thinking there is a domestic dispute happening at my house.
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« Reply #121 on: April 05, 2016, 02:44:38 pm »
We was WAY inside the baseline.  On the grass the whole time.

ESPN guys are right... if so, you have to hit him in the back with that throw.  Force the issue
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« Reply #122 on: April 05, 2016, 02:45:27 pm »
ESPN guys are right... if so, you have to hit him in the back with that throw.  Force the issue

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« Reply #123 on: April 05, 2016, 02:45:37 pm »
We was WAY inside the baseline.  On the grass the whole time.

Radio guys say unless Correa was deliberately trying to block that throw and he doesn't get hit by the ball he is okay.

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« Reply #124 on: April 05, 2016, 02:45:47 pm »
ESPN guys are right... if so, you have to hit him in the back with that throw.  Force the issue

Brownie or Ash said the same thing (audio issues are fixed on Root Sports, by the way).

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« Reply #125 on: April 05, 2016, 02:45:51 pm »
Girardi is an ass.
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« Reply #126 on: April 05, 2016, 02:46:11 pm »
ESPN guys are right... if so, you have to hit him in the back with that throw.  Force the issue

You hit him and you get the call. Can't blame Correa for the lollipop throw.
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« Reply #127 on: April 05, 2016, 02:47:10 pm »
Colby's going to take care of some business.
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« Reply #128 on: April 05, 2016, 02:47:50 pm »
... and the umps promptly give NY a makeup call at 2b as Correa steals, ump claims he came off, which he never did.  Replay coming,
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« Reply #129 on: April 05, 2016, 02:48:15 pm »
You hit him and you get the call. Can't blame Correa for the lollipop throw.

this. gotta hit him.
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« Reply #130 on: April 05, 2016, 02:48:27 pm »
Jesus Christ, Ed. Maybe you should sit the rest of the game out. You're 0-2 on your out calls at 2nd so far today.
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« Reply #131 on: April 05, 2016, 02:48:28 pm »
Radio guys say unless Correa was deliberately trying to block that throw and he doesn't get hit by the ball he is okay.

Incorrect.  You can be ruled out without getting hit, it just doesn't happen often.
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« Reply #132 on: April 05, 2016, 02:48:50 pm »
... and the umps promptly give NY a makeup call at 2b as Correa steals, ump claims he came off, which he never did.  Replay coming,

I don't know how he didn't come off there, but it sure looks like he didn't.  I'd pull every muscle in my body with that move.

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« Reply #133 on: April 05, 2016, 02:48:58 pm »
Girardi officially protesting the game.
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« Reply #134 on: April 05, 2016, 02:48:59 pm »
Jesus Christ, Ed. Maybe you should sit the rest of the game out. You're 0-2 on your out calls at 2nd so far today.

Avon calling.
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« Reply #135 on: April 05, 2016, 02:49:28 pm »
Girardi officially protesting the game.

What horseshit  You can't protest a judgement call.
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« Reply #136 on: April 05, 2016, 02:49:31 pm »
Thank goodness the Astros don't play these jokers more than 6 times a year, in the regular season.
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« Reply #137 on: April 05, 2016, 02:49:47 pm »
Watching this endless replay make me think I'd tear every muscle, tendon, ligament in my legs trying to do what Correa just did.
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« Reply #138 on: April 05, 2016, 02:49:53 pm »
I don't know how he didn't come off there, but it sure looks like he didn't.  I'd pull every muscle in my body with that move.

His muscles are made of admantium.
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« Reply #139 on: April 05, 2016, 02:50:33 pm »
What horseshit  You can't protest a judgement call.

Well you can, but...I guess Girardi is arguing that Demuth is refusing to apply a rule.
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« Reply #140 on: April 05, 2016, 02:50:58 pm »
Incorrect.  You can be ruled out without getting hit, it just doesn't happen often.

How is it incorrect?  If Correa wasn't deliberately interfering and doesn't get hit, can he be called out?

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« Reply #141 on: April 05, 2016, 02:51:11 pm »
Incorrect.  You can be ruled out without getting hit, it just doesn't happen often.

not if he is not trying to get in the way. guys run on the grass often and in every game.
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« Reply #142 on: April 05, 2016, 02:51:28 pm »
Well you can, but...I guess Girardi is arguing that Demuth is refusing to apply a rule.

Girardi can kiss the fattest part of my ass.

Fuck that pompous piece of shit. He should've been tossed during his temper tantrum.
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« Reply #143 on: April 05, 2016, 02:52:21 pm »
Girardi can kiss the fattest part of my ass.

Fuck that pompous piece of shit. He should've been tossed during his temper tantrum.

Gross and yes.
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« Reply #144 on: April 05, 2016, 02:52:34 pm »
GOMEZ, SWING THE FUCKING BAT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
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« Reply #145 on: April 05, 2016, 02:52:43 pm »
Pathetic Gomez

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« Reply #146 on: April 05, 2016, 02:52:46 pm »
Putrid at-bat for Gomez there.  What the hell is that half-swing?

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« Reply #147 on: April 05, 2016, 02:54:09 pm »
Stop making fucking excuses for that Yankee cheesedick. He could've hit him with a rainbow throw and he'dve been out.
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« Reply #148 on: April 05, 2016, 02:54:33 pm »
How is it incorrect?  If Correa wasn't deliberately interfering and doesn't get hit, can he be called out?

Correct.  On a thrown ball, it has to be intentional.  But if it is, the ball doesn't have to hit him.
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« Reply #149 on: April 05, 2016, 02:54:58 pm »
Valbuena missed a hanger.
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« Reply #150 on: April 05, 2016, 02:55:15 pm »
Yes!

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« Reply #151 on: April 05, 2016, 02:55:47 pm »
Valbuena!

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« Reply #152 on: April 05, 2016, 02:55:48 pm »
and then hammers a single into RCF, runners moving on the play, Rasmus scores when McCann can't corral the throw.
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« Reply #153 on: April 05, 2016, 02:55:55 pm »
Valbuena says, "protest THIS!"

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« Reply #154 on: April 05, 2016, 02:56:03 pm »
Correct.  On a thrown ball, it has to be intentional.  But if it is, the ball doesn't have to hit him.

which is what we all have said. one is coached, if he has a good coach, to drill the guy in the back.
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« Reply #155 on: April 05, 2016, 02:56:09 pm »
2-run single by Valbuena!!!
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« Reply #156 on: April 05, 2016, 02:56:30 pm »
I'm so fucking sick of Ashby already.  He's such a negative nancy.
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« Reply #157 on: April 05, 2016, 02:56:42 pm »
which is what we all have said. one is coached, if he has a good coach, to drill the guy in the back.

Yes.  I think we all agree there is no way that should be ruled interference.
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« Reply #158 on: April 05, 2016, 02:56:47 pm »
I wish you could place a real-time bet on Girardi getting ejected.
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« Reply #159 on: April 05, 2016, 02:56:56 pm »
It is a judgement call.  I don't see how he will win the appeal.

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« Reply #160 on: April 05, 2016, 02:57:18 pm »
Hey Yankees! You can take your crummy protest, and shove it up your ass!
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« Reply #161 on: April 05, 2016, 02:57:45 pm »
Yes.  I think we all agree there is no way that should be ruled interference.

I think the only one who disagrees is probably Ashby and Giradi
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« Reply #162 on: April 05, 2016, 02:58:03 pm »
Wow nice call by the radio guy.  Said usually after a pitcher thinks he should have gotten a call for strike three the next pitch doesn't work out too well.  One second later, Valbuena raps the 2 RBI double

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« Reply #163 on: April 05, 2016, 02:58:40 pm »
I'm so fucking sick of Ashby already.  He's such a negative nancy.

I'm going to take every advantage to not listen to him.  Yes, i have to listen to the ESPN idiots, but I'll get enough of Asshby the rest of the season.
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« Reply #164 on: April 05, 2016, 02:59:17 pm »
PleaseBeOKPleaseBeOKPleaseBeOK
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« Reply #165 on: April 05, 2016, 02:59:27 pm »
Oh jesus. Right on the fingers.
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« Reply #166 on: April 05, 2016, 02:59:35 pm »
Ouch!

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« Reply #167 on: April 05, 2016, 02:59:52 pm »
he almost got it in the face.
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« Reply #168 on: April 05, 2016, 02:59:59 pm »
The Yankees are such cocksuckers.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
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« Reply #169 on: April 05, 2016, 03:00:15 pm »
TWFC - silence, holding breath

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« Reply #170 on: April 05, 2016, 03:00:16 pm »
According to "High Heat Stats", Correa is the first Astros SS to ever homer on opening day.
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« Reply #171 on: April 05, 2016, 03:00:37 pm »
The Yankees are such cocksuckers.

This.

This.


1,000,000 This.
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« Reply #172 on: April 05, 2016, 03:00:50 pm »
Hit fucking Gregorious. 
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« Reply #173 on: April 05, 2016, 03:01:26 pm »
Oh jesus. Right on the fingers.

Looked like the bottom of his palm to me.

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« Reply #174 on: April 05, 2016, 03:02:13 pm »
T8:

Betances in for the Yankees, to face the top o' the order...

Altuve...3-0...3-1...draws a leadoff walk
Altuve steals 2B
Springer flies out F7
Correa dribbles back to the box...Betances throws it into RF, Altuve scores, Correa reaches on the TE-1.

Girardi out to argue...umpires gather, ruling stands, what they could have been discussing I have no idea.  Girardi finally officially protests

Correa thrown out trying to steal 2B...Hinch challenging...call overturned...Correa safe at 2B

Rasmus walks
Gomez strikes out looking
Valbuena singles to RCF, Correa scores, Rasmus scores, moves to 2B on the throw.

That's it for Betances...Barbato in

White drilled by the first pitch
Marwin strikes out swinging

But the Astros plate 3 runs...now lead 5-2 in the middle of the 8th
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« Reply #175 on: April 05, 2016, 03:04:31 pm »
Giles in to pitch the 8th...
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« Reply #176 on: April 05, 2016, 03:05:59 pm »
MLB's 404 - not found page is pretty funny.

Edit - just realized it's different every time so YMMV.  First one I got was Lasorda hitting the Phanatic with some kind of dummy.

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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #177 on: April 05, 2016, 03:07:00 pm »
That's an inauspicious start to the Ken Giles Era.
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« Reply #178 on: April 05, 2016, 03:07:09 pm »
Giles gives up his first dinger as an Astro...5-3 Astros
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #179 on: April 05, 2016, 03:07:57 pm »
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #180 on: April 05, 2016, 03:08:02 pm »
Giles gives up his first dinger as an Astro...5-3 Astros

bad spring. he should keep his mouth shut and pitch.
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« Reply #181 on: April 05, 2016, 03:08:14 pm »
well, that's not a good start.
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« Reply #182 on: April 05, 2016, 03:08:55 pm »
He also allowed a HR to his first hitter as a Phillie.
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #183 on: April 05, 2016, 03:09:22 pm »
bad spring. he should keep his mouth shut and pitch.

I guess I'm not familiar with that...what has he said?  Complaining about not being named closer?
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #184 on: April 05, 2016, 03:10:51 pm »
Giles comes back with a 3-2 K.
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #185 on: April 05, 2016, 03:11:19 pm »
I guess I'm not familiar with that...what has he said?  Complaining about not being named closer?

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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #186 on: April 05, 2016, 03:13:40 pm »
Dear Alan Ashby,

You can try and convince me what a great umpire Dana Demuth all you want, but I'm not buying it. Seeing a ball hit the ground and not letting Castro buy the call is not impressive.

You are a fuckstick.

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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #187 on: April 05, 2016, 03:13:40 pm »
that was a nice strike out.
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #188 on: April 05, 2016, 03:14:25 pm »
B8:

Giles in for the Astros...

Gregorius (I still can't see his name and not think of Cha Cha DiGregorio from Grease) homers to RCF
Ellsbury...full count...strikes out swinging
Gardner, pinch hitting for Hicks...strikes out looking
ARod grounds out 6-3

Yanks cut the lead, but to the 9th...Astros up 5-3
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #189 on: April 05, 2016, 03:15:05 pm »
Dear Alan Ashby,

You can try and convince me what a great umpire Dana Demuth all you want, but I'm not buying it. Seeing a ball hit the ground and not letting Castro buy the call is not impressive.

You are a fuckstick.

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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #190 on: April 05, 2016, 03:15:23 pm »
I guess I'm not familiar with that...what has he said?  Complaining about not being named closer?

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« Reply #191 on: April 05, 2016, 03:15:39 pm »
I hope you're in every GameZone this entire season.

No offense to everyone but Mark, but he is great.  Mark, not Asshby.
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #192 on: April 05, 2016, 03:16:47 pm »
Radio guys are fantastic.  Might just seem that way after years of DoRay though

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« Reply #193 on: April 05, 2016, 03:19:38 pm »
Radio guys are fantastic.  Might just seem that way after years of DoRay though

No, they are great.
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #194 on: April 05, 2016, 03:20:09 pm »
I'm just doing what I was programmed to do.

Talk shit, be vulgar, and apologize to Buster every time I start yelling and he runs for his life.
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #195 on: April 05, 2016, 03:20:26 pm »
I really hope Correa gets to bat again.  Of course, Giradi will probably have them throw at him.
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #196 on: April 05, 2016, 03:20:54 pm »
if Giles will shut up and be lights out in the 8th, he'll have plenty of chances to close. Gregerson must be solid after he popped off too.
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #197 on: April 05, 2016, 03:21:32 pm »
I'm just doing what I was programmed to do.

Chip off the ol' block?
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #198 on: April 05, 2016, 03:22:11 pm »
T9:

Castro strikes out swinging
Altuve lines out F7
Springer strikes out swinging

Heading to the B9...Gregerson will try to close out a 5-3 lead
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #199 on: April 05, 2016, 03:23:29 pm »
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« Reply #200 on: April 05, 2016, 03:24:21 pm »
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« Reply #201 on: April 05, 2016, 03:24:38 pm »
I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU, DAD

oh, my. so this is my fault too?
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #202 on: April 05, 2016, 03:26:53 pm »
MLB's 404 - not found page is pretty funny.

Edit - just realized it's different every time so YMMV.  First one I got was Lasorda hitting the Phanatic with some kind of dummy.

I keep refreshing it hoping I'll see that hilariously awful play from 2012.
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #203 on: April 05, 2016, 03:28:28 pm »
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #204 on: April 05, 2016, 03:28:50 pm »
B9:

Gregerson in to close...

Texeira grounds out 6-3
Beltran strikes out swinging
McCann grounds out 3-1

Game Over

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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #205 on: April 05, 2016, 03:29:17 pm »
what happened in the 9th?

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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #206 on: April 05, 2016, 03:29:21 pm »
Good win...good GameZone.  Great start to the season!
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« Reply #207 on: April 05, 2016, 03:29:33 pm »
Excellent game!!!!
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« Reply #208 on: April 05, 2016, 03:29:59 pm »
Can't win 'em all if you don't win the first one!

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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #209 on: April 05, 2016, 03:30:23 pm »
agree Mark is a must in the GZ.
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #210 on: April 05, 2016, 03:32:21 pm »
agree Mark is a must in the GZ.

But will Buster be okay?
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #211 on: April 05, 2016, 03:32:26 pm »
Good win...good GameZone.  Great start to the season!

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« Reply #212 on: April 05, 2016, 03:33:02 pm »
But will Buster be okay?

Mark and Buster are home together while Mark works.
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« Reply #213 on: April 05, 2016, 03:33:40 pm »
Mark and Buster are home together while Mark works.

It's the fact that Mark seems to scare Buster that I'm worried about.
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #214 on: April 05, 2016, 03:35:10 pm »
Seriously, Yankees.  You have eleventy gajillion dollars and you can't buy an Astros flag that isn't tattered?
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #215 on: April 05, 2016, 03:36:48 pm »
It's the fact that Mark seems to scare Buster that I'm worried about.

Buster relocated to the living room and is now comfortably napping/planning what belongings of mine to eat tonight.

He'll be okay.
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #216 on: April 05, 2016, 03:37:06 pm »
Any word on White?

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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #217 on: April 05, 2016, 03:37:56 pm »
It's the fact that Mark seems to scare Buster that I'm worried about.

Buster is large enough to run in the Kentucky Derby. he'll be fine.
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #218 on: April 05, 2016, 03:42:15 pm »
Any word on White?

He's okay. Xrays negative.

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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #219 on: April 05, 2016, 03:43:10 pm »
Damn fine way to start the season! Has 162 - 0 been called in the Race for the Lid?!? If not, I'm taking it!
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #220 on: April 05, 2016, 05:06:35 pm »
I hope you're in every GameZone this entire season.

This. This right here. 1,000 fucking times. This.
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« Reply #221 on: April 05, 2016, 05:20:21 pm »
Got back from the bar and just finished reading through the GZ, excellent work, and an excellent way to start the season.
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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #222 on: April 05, 2016, 08:29:49 pm »
Great read, guys! And even better win!

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Re: Opening Day
« Reply #223 on: April 05, 2016, 10:06:45 pm »
 Just watched the game on MLBtv archive. Ahhhhhh. Baseball is back! Suck it Girardi.

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« Reply #224 on: April 06, 2016, 12:32:07 am »
This. This right here. 1,000 fucking times. This.

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