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Ding dong, Pinwheel's gone
« on: December 05, 2011, 12:32:20 pm »
Well, kinda.  Hired by MLB.com.  Per Berman on Twitter.
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Re: Ding dong, Pinwheel's gone
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2011, 12:47:28 pm »
Is he leaving Houston?  Hopefully?
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Re: Ding dong, Pinwheel's gone
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2011, 12:55:33 pm »
Well, kinda.  Hired by MLB.com.  Per Berman on Twitter.

No wonder he was kissing Bud's arse so much lately in terms of the move to the AL by the Astros.

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Re: Ding dong, Pinwheel's gone
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2011, 02:10:36 pm »
No wonder he was kissing Bud's arse so much lately in terms of the move to the AL by the Astros.

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Re: Ding dong, Pinwheel's gone
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2011, 02:34:17 pm »
He projects himself to the national media as "the voice of Houston sports." The reality is that he abandoned his duty as a reporter to stay in Bud's good graces.  His utter lack of integrity will serve him well at his new job as Bud's knob polisher.
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Re: Ding dong, Pinwheel's gone
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2011, 03:03:52 pm »
He projects himself to the national media as "the voice of Houston sports." The reality is that he abandoned his duty as a reporter to stay in Bud's good graces.  His utter lack of integrity will serve him well at his new job as Bud's knob polisher.

"Bud's knob polisher"?!? I think you're being unfair to Pinwheel there.  No way he'd ever consider putting a limitation of the number of knobs he'd be willing to polish to attempt to further his 'career'...
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Re: Ding dong, Pinwheel's gone
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2011, 05:15:33 pm »
"Bud's knob polisher"?!? I think you're being unfair to Pinwheel there.  No way he'd ever consider putting a limitation of the number of knobs he'd be willing to polish to attempt to further his 'career'...

He sucks so much cock within the confines of a single article that it looks like he's playing pan pipes.
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Re: Ding dong, Pinwheel's gone
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2011, 11:50:59 pm »
He sucks so much cock within the confines of a single article that it looks like he's playing pan pipes.
He's the Zamfir of cock sucking.
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Re: Ding dong, Pinwheel's gone
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2011, 12:51:47 pm »
He's the Zamfir of cock sucking.

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Re: Ding dong, Pinwheel's gone
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2011, 08:37:54 pm »
You've never truly heard El Condor Pasa until you've heard it from the Master of the Skin Flute...

That Dick can make a meat whistle really sing.
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