Well, kinda. Hired by MLB.com. Per Berman on Twitter.
No wonder he was kissing Bud's arse so much lately in terms of the move to the AL by the Astros.
He projects himself to the national media as "the voice of Houston sports." The reality is that he abandoned his duty as a reporter to stay in Bud's good graces. His utter lack of integrity will serve him well at his new job as Bud's knob polisher.
"Bud's knob polisher"?!? I think you're being unfair to Pinwheel there. No way he'd ever consider putting a limitation of the number of knobs he'd be willing to polish to attempt to further his 'career'...
He sucks so much cock within the confines of a single article that it looks like he's playing pan pipes.
He's the Zamfir of cock sucking.
You've never truly heard El Condor Pasa until you've heard it from the Master of the Skin Flute...