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Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« on: August 28, 2011, 11:31:54 am »
Since you have been the glue holding the GZ together this season, I felt it only appropriate to start your birthday thread here.

Happy Birthday, Ron Brand!!  And many, many more!
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2011, 12:15:38 pm »
Happy happy, RB!
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2011, 01:03:50 pm »
Happy Day!
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2011, 02:18:34 pm »
Happy birthday, you magnificent bastard!
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2011, 03:11:01 pm »
Game time temperature at SF is over 40 degrees cooler than Houston.
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2011, 03:20:58 pm »
Hey, RB, how's it feel to be 39? Happy Birthday!
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But the future has to change - and to change I've got to destroy
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2011, 03:23:18 pm »
Aw, shucks everybody. Thanks.

I don't know about glue, y'all are the ones who keep it together.

Man, those wide shots of the ballpark look beautiful.
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2011, 03:25:21 pm »
Happy B-day Mr. Brand sir (being respective of my elders and all...).
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2011, 03:26:44 pm »
I see now that I never should've shown my face at one of these SnS gatherings, or gotten on Facebook...
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2011, 03:31:37 pm »
Hey, RB, how's it feel to be 39? Happy Birthday!

I'm genuinely wondering if RB's age is closer to the San Francisco temperature or the Houston one.

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« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2011, 03:32:17 pm »
I see now that I never should've shown my face at one of these SnS gatherings, or gotten on Facebook...

If those are you're only 2 regrets that you've had during / as a result of your association with SnS, I'd say you're well above the curve!
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2011, 03:32:27 pm »
Blink and you missed that last half-inning.
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2011, 03:33:01 pm »
If those are you're only 2 regrets that you've had during / as a result of your association with SnS, I'd say you're well above the curve!

Nah, I don't even regret those. I'm the outlier.
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2011, 03:35:01 pm »
I'm genuinely wondering if RB's age is closer to the San Francisco temperature or the Houston one.

Happy Birthday!

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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2011, 03:35:22 pm »
In dog years.
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2011, 03:35:38 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2011, 03:36:11 pm »
"Small tinkles, but not the Big Ring on the Alyson Footer Bell."
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But the future has to change - and to change I've got to destroy
Oh look out Lennon here I come - land ahoy-hoy-hoy

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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2011, 03:40:27 pm »
You know that Chino y Nacho show is going to kick all kinds of ass. Although if I'm Nacho, I'm a little miffed that the web page address is /chino. Just like The Man, always trying to split you up before you get started.
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2011, 03:41:33 pm »
Bud has pretty much brought the whole toolbox with him today.
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2011, 03:46:00 pm »
0-0, top of the fourth. Both pitchers seem completely in command.

Schafer up.
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2011, 03:47:35 pm »
Hey, Schafer walks! Sanchez up.
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2011, 03:48:11 pm »
Schafer steals second on the first pitch, the throw was wide.
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« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2011, 03:48:43 pm »
Sanchez drops a great bunt to get Schafer to third and Martinez is up with one out.
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« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2011, 03:50:34 pm »
Martinez flies out to center, easily deep enough to score Schafer and it's 1-0!
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« Reply #25 on: August 28, 2011, 03:50:42 pm »
Nicely executed by all.
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« Reply #26 on: August 28, 2011, 03:51:59 pm »
Awesome slide!
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #27 on: August 28, 2011, 03:52:11 pm »
Lee hits a rocket that dives and bounces off of the left field wall. It comes back to the fielder who throws to second and somehow, Lee beats Keppinger's tag and is safe at second.
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #28 on: August 28, 2011, 03:52:46 pm »
Between chasing Beltran down on the base paths and hitting a hustle double, Carlos is showing some impressive speed.
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #29 on: August 28, 2011, 03:53:07 pm »
Lee's decision-making seems a little shaky today.
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« Reply #30 on: August 28, 2011, 03:53:42 pm »
As it turns out, Bochy doesn't just look like the guard at the Gorge of Eternal Peril, he runs like him too.
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #31 on: August 28, 2011, 03:54:09 pm »
Carlos has reached base in seven consecutive PA's.
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« Reply #32 on: August 28, 2011, 03:54:23 pm »
Between chasing Beltran down on the base paths and hitting a hustle double, Carlos is showing some impressive speed.

I don't know if it is impressive speed more than it is impressive hustle.
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« Reply #33 on: August 28, 2011, 03:54:46 pm »
Lee's decision-making seems a little shaky today.

Probably harder to stop that bus from rumbling than it is to press that pedal to the ground.
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« Reply #34 on: August 28, 2011, 03:55:55 pm »
JD - "Quit complaining, stop your whining, there's your run."
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« Reply #35 on: August 28, 2011, 03:56:54 pm »
Bottom of the 4th, Keppinger leads off by grounding out to Lee, 3-1. El Mole up.
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« Reply #36 on: August 28, 2011, 03:57:17 pm »
I've heard about them my whole life, but what the hell is the Texas Confederate Air Force?
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« Reply #37 on: August 28, 2011, 03:58:19 pm »
Beltran can still swing that bat, but he's running a lot more like Vlad Guerrero these days.
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« Reply #38 on: August 28, 2011, 03:59:00 pm »
I've heard about them my whole life, but what the hell is the Texas Confederate Air Force?

They fly restored WWII planes. I thought they changed their name though.

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« Reply #39 on: August 28, 2011, 03:59:33 pm »
I've heard about them my whole life, but what the hell is the Texas Confederate Air Force?

They don't call them that any more because it's a touchy name, but it's a group of people who maintain and fly vintage aircraft in Texas. I think some of their planes are the only ones left that are still airworthy.
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« Reply #40 on: August 28, 2011, 04:00:37 pm »
Now they are the Commemorative Air Force.
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« Reply #41 on: August 28, 2011, 04:01:37 pm »
They fly restored WWII planes. I thought they changed their name though.

Wiki says they are the "Commemorative Air Force" now. 
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« Reply #42 on: August 28, 2011, 04:02:41 pm »
They don't call them that any more because it's a touchy name, but it's a group of people who maintain and fly vintage aircraft in Texas. I think some of their planes are the only ones left that are still airworthy.


OK.  That makes sense. 
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« Reply #43 on: August 28, 2011, 04:03:31 pm »
They don't call them that any more because it's a touchy name, but it's a group of people who maintain and fly vintage aircraft in Texas. I think some of their planes are the only ones left that are still airworthy.

I saw the B-29 fly at the Reading WWII festival on Memorial Day Weekend. Amazing airplane.

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« Reply #44 on: August 28, 2011, 04:05:33 pm »
I saw the B-29 fly at the Reading WWII festival on Memorial Day Weekend. Amazing airplane.

Yeah, it's a big mother. I think that one in particular is the only one left of its class, which is really sad.
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« Reply #45 on: August 28, 2011, 04:07:52 pm »
We used to go hang around Bergstrom and look at the B-52s when it was a SAC base. I wish my kids could've seen those planes, they were immense and that SAC base in town was a pretty chilling reminder of the Cold War. There's still an air raid siren mounted on a post near my house that they used to test, but I don't think they've run it in ten years or so.
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« Reply #46 on: August 28, 2011, 04:09:04 pm »
Paredes singled past Keppinger and tried to steal second, but was thrown out by a couple of steps.

Corporan grounds out 4-3 and going to the bottom of the fifth, it's 1-0 Good Guys.
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« Reply #47 on: August 28, 2011, 04:17:04 pm »
Giants go quickly in the bottom of the fifth.
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« Reply #48 on: August 28, 2011, 04:19:25 pm »
I've been wondering. If Virgil Earp had a Ram truck at the OK Corral, would Jim Jones have still owned the Bella Union saloon?
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« Reply #49 on: August 28, 2011, 04:20:29 pm »
Schafer reminds me of Eminem.
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« Reply #50 on: August 28, 2011, 04:21:26 pm »
Astros go in a hurry in the top of the sixth. Still 1-0.
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« Reply #51 on: August 28, 2011, 04:21:45 pm »
Schafer reminds me of Eminem.

he reminds me of young Steve Finley

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« Reply #52 on: August 28, 2011, 04:25:02 pm »
he reminds me of young Steve Finley

I like that a lot better.
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« Reply #53 on: August 28, 2011, 04:27:40 pm »
Three shallow popups end the sixth, still 1-0 Astros.
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« Reply #54 on: August 28, 2011, 04:31:36 pm »
Martinez fans on a breaking ball down and away. Way, way away.
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« Reply #55 on: August 28, 2011, 04:33:13 pm »
Lee flies out on a mistake pitch that caught the middle of the plate. Two down.
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« Reply #56 on: August 28, 2011, 04:34:46 pm »
Downs flies out to center to end the top of the seventh.
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« Reply #57 on: August 28, 2011, 04:39:59 pm »
Bud goes 3-0 to El Mole and then fights back with two hot fastballs over the middle of the plate and then gets a swinging strike on a fine slider down.
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« Reply #58 on: August 28, 2011, 04:42:43 pm »
Bud's getting squeezed a little on the outside corner now. He walks Sandoval on a 3-2 pitch just off the plate. Belt up, one out.
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« Reply #59 on: August 28, 2011, 04:44:05 pm »
Belt singles to right, Sandoval to second.
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« Reply #60 on: August 28, 2011, 04:45:43 pm »
Huff smacks a single into the RF corner, scoring the Panda and sending Belt to third.
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« Reply #61 on: August 28, 2011, 04:46:22 pm »
Lopez warming up.
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« Reply #62 on: August 28, 2011, 04:47:28 pm »
Cabrera with a sac fly to medium deep right, scoring Belt and it's 2-1 Giants.
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« Reply #63 on: August 28, 2011, 04:49:06 pm »
Whiteside Ks to end the 7th, but it's 2-1 Giants.
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« Reply #64 on: August 28, 2011, 04:49:54 pm »
I hope you have something better planned than this for your birthday.
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« Reply #65 on: August 28, 2011, 04:51:46 pm »
A shame to see that inning.  Just one bad pitch really, but has a good chance to get him another L.  

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« Reply #66 on: August 28, 2011, 04:52:44 pm »
Bogusevic grounds out to lead off the eighth.
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« Reply #67 on: August 28, 2011, 04:53:41 pm »
I hope you have something better planned than this for your birthday.

Tough to get better than baseball, but I got some nice cards and gifts, and we'll go out to eat tonight so that'll be good too.
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« Reply #68 on: August 28, 2011, 04:54:11 pm »
Paredes singles off of Cabrera's glove. Corporan up.
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« Reply #69 on: August 28, 2011, 04:57:15 pm »
Corporan's thigh is nicked by a pitch and now there are runners on first and second, one out. Boojwah pinchhitting.

Romo's up in the Giant bullpen.
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« Reply #70 on: August 28, 2011, 04:57:56 pm »
Tough to get better than baseball, but I got some nice cards and gifts, and we'll go out to eat tonight so that'll be good too.

Watching the Astros is a lovely way to spend any day.  What's for dinner?
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« Reply #71 on: August 28, 2011, 04:59:27 pm »
Watching the Astros is a lovely way to spend any day.  What's for dinner?

Not sure yet. Probably nothing exotic though.
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« Reply #72 on: August 28, 2011, 05:00:17 pm »
Damn. Boojwah strikes out swinging. Schafer up now with the game on the line and two outs.
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« Reply #73 on: August 28, 2011, 05:01:19 pm »
Cain's got a ton of movement on his pitches, like he's overthrowing.
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« Reply #74 on: August 28, 2011, 05:02:20 pm »
He comes back with two pitches just up and away that HPU wouldn't give Norris in the bottom of the last frame.
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« Reply #75 on: August 28, 2011, 05:04:01 pm »
Motherfucker. Where were those calls in Sandoval's AB?


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« Reply #76 on: August 28, 2011, 05:04:58 pm »
Schafer lashes a single to right, driving in Paredes!
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« Reply #77 on: August 28, 2011, 05:05:23 pm »
Outstanding clutch AB by Schafer. Really fine.
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« Reply #78 on: August 28, 2011, 05:06:10 pm »
Great AB!!!
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« Reply #79 on: August 28, 2011, 05:06:20 pm »
Nevermind. Worked out well. That kid has looked pretty good lately.

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« Reply #80 on: August 28, 2011, 05:07:42 pm »
Total bullshit strike 3 appeal call by 1BU.
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« Reply #81 on: August 28, 2011, 05:08:14 pm »
Total bullshit strike 3 appeal call by 1BU.

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« Reply #82 on: August 28, 2011, 05:08:30 pm »
2-2, going to the bottom of the eighth.
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« Reply #83 on: August 28, 2011, 05:09:30 pm »
If he'd made that call against the Giants they'd be throwing stuff on the field.
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« Reply #84 on: August 28, 2011, 05:10:01 pm »
Lopez pitching.
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« Reply #85 on: August 28, 2011, 05:10:43 pm »
Was Fontenot a Z-Boy?
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« Reply #86 on: August 28, 2011, 05:11:44 pm »
Fontenot grounds out to short.
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« Reply #87 on: August 28, 2011, 05:12:58 pm »
Torres grounds out to Lee. Keppinger up with two outs.
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« Reply #88 on: August 28, 2011, 05:15:25 pm »
Keppinger scalds one that Paredes takes off the sternum or throat and it's a single. El Mole up.
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« Reply #89 on: August 28, 2011, 05:16:35 pm »
Beltran singles to right, sending Keppinger to third. Sandoval up. Mills brings in WW.
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« Reply #90 on: August 28, 2011, 05:19:42 pm »
Sandoval bounces out on the first pitch. On to the ninth, still tied.
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« Reply #91 on: August 28, 2011, 05:21:52 pm »
Romo in to pitch to Martinez.
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« Reply #92 on: August 28, 2011, 05:24:01 pm »
Martinez fans, one down. Lee up.
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« Reply #93 on: August 28, 2011, 05:26:23 pm »
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« Reply #94 on: August 28, 2011, 05:26:30 pm »
Another hustle double for Carlos!

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« Reply #95 on: August 28, 2011, 05:27:08 pm »
Lightning strikes twice!

Lee dumps a fly that Beltran again can't get to and Lee motors on to second, beating the tag when the ball skips away from Cabrera. Lee may have twisted his ankle, they're looking at him.

Altuve in to run for Lee.
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« Reply #96 on: August 28, 2011, 05:29:27 pm »
Downs is overmatched, fanning on breaking balls away. Bogey up, Affeldt coming in to pitch. Two down, Altuve on second.
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« Reply #97 on: August 28, 2011, 05:30:55 pm »
Romo was nasty.
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« Reply #98 on: August 28, 2011, 05:32:44 pm »
Bogusevic bounces out to short to end the top of the ninth.
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« Reply #99 on: August 28, 2011, 05:33:14 pm »
Romo was nasty.

Yeah. Hard, tight-breaking stuff.
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« Reply #100 on: August 28, 2011, 05:37:08 pm »
I'd really like to see The Kid succeed. And not just because he's an Astro.
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« Reply #101 on: August 28, 2011, 05:37:45 pm »
Huff singles up the middle. One out, and Mills goes to the pen again.
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« Reply #102 on: August 28, 2011, 05:39:03 pm »
FeRod's coming in. Hope his arm doesn't fall off.
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« Reply #103 on: August 28, 2011, 05:43:25 pm »
FeRod nibbles all around the plate before getting Cabrera to fly out to right. One down, Whiteside up.
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« Reply #104 on: August 28, 2011, 05:44:14 pm »
FeRod nibbles all around the plate before getting Cabrera to fly out to right. One down, Whiteside up.

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« Reply #105 on: August 28, 2011, 05:44:59 pm »
Corporan > Whiteside.  Not sure that it isn't Cancel > Whiteside today. Really bad series with the bat.
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« Reply #106 on: August 28, 2011, 05:45:39 pm »
Corporan > Whiteside.  Not sure that it isn't Cancel > Whiteside today. Really bad series with the bat.

Your standard 2-4-3 strikeout
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« Reply #107 on: August 28, 2011, 05:46:47 pm »
Now that's a different strike three play.

Whiteside checks his swing on a pitch that hits the dirt while the runner is going to second. Corporan throws down to second too late to get the runner, but the umpire called the checked swing a strike, so the throw to first beats the running Whiteside for strike three.
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« Reply #108 on: August 28, 2011, 05:47:45 pm »
Paredes leads off with a single to left.
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« Reply #109 on: August 28, 2011, 05:49:23 pm »
Corporan sacrifices Paredes to second.
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« Reply #110 on: August 28, 2011, 05:50:14 pm »
Michaels is pinchhitting against Affeldt, because Mills says he's been good against lefthanders. He's hitting .205 against them.
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« Reply #111 on: August 28, 2011, 05:50:45 pm »
Of course, Michaels doubles him in! 3-2 Astros!
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« Reply #112 on: August 28, 2011, 05:52:04 pm »
Pitcher went to that well too many times.

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« Reply #113 on: August 28, 2011, 05:52:49 pm »
Michaels beats his suckitude back for a moment and comes through big time.
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« Reply #114 on: August 28, 2011, 05:54:59 pm »
Ridiculous appeal strikeouts.
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« Reply #115 on: August 28, 2011, 05:57:37 pm »
Ramirez in to pitch to Sanchez, two outs.
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« Reply #116 on: August 28, 2011, 05:59:08 pm »
Sanchez is called out on strikes and now we're on to the bottom of the tenth, 3-2 Astros.
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« Reply #117 on: August 28, 2011, 06:01:24 pm »
Melancon in to face Fontenot.
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« Reply #118 on: August 28, 2011, 06:02:36 pm »
Fontenot flies out to center, one down. Torres up.
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« Reply #119 on: August 28, 2011, 06:02:41 pm »
Ridiculous appeal strikeouts.

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« Reply #120 on: August 28, 2011, 06:03:50 pm »
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« Reply #121 on: August 28, 2011, 06:04:20 pm »
Thanks, Chuck.

Torres lines a shot through the box for a single. DeRosa up.
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« Reply #122 on: August 28, 2011, 06:04:54 pm »
Corporan with no prayer of throwing out Torres, who steals second easily.
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« Reply #123 on: August 28, 2011, 06:06:51 pm »
Michaels beats his suckitude back for a moment and comes through big time.

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« Reply #124 on: August 28, 2011, 06:08:00 pm »
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« Reply #125 on: August 28, 2011, 06:09:04 pm »
DeRosa singles down the RF line, driving in the tying run and then he's thrown out at second when he overslides the bag and changes hands.

Bochy going berserk, DeRosa going berserk, crowd going berserk.

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« Reply #126 on: August 28, 2011, 06:10:06 pm »
Beltran singles to right. Sandoval up.
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« Reply #127 on: August 28, 2011, 06:10:39 pm »
Nice work, Spleen!
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« Reply #128 on: August 28, 2011, 06:11:10 pm »
I wonder if Corporan can throw out Beltran?
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« Reply #129 on: August 28, 2011, 06:12:15 pm »
Scored as a stolen base when Corporan can't come up with the pitch. IBB to Sandoval now, Belt to follow.

What a shit sandwich.
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« Reply #130 on: August 28, 2011, 06:13:24 pm »
Melancon questioning his manhood. Mills going from Certs Dentyne to Tums Extra Strength.
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« Reply #131 on: August 28, 2011, 06:15:04 pm »
Corporan has taken a few shots behind the plate today.
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« Reply #132 on: August 28, 2011, 06:15:10 pm »
Astros caught a break on the DeRosa call at 2B. He was safe.
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« Reply #133 on: August 28, 2011, 06:16:10 pm »
Wicked curve ball for called strike three to end the tenth. 3-3.
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« Reply #134 on: August 28, 2011, 06:16:37 pm »
Astros caught a break on the DeRosa call at 2B. He was safe.

Both times.
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« Reply #135 on: August 28, 2011, 06:17:51 pm »
Astros caught a break on the DeRosa call at 2B. He was safe.
Was damn close. The dumbass shouldn't overslide.  He should be more pissed at himself.

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« Reply #136 on: August 28, 2011, 06:20:22 pm »
Martinez leads off the 11th by bouncing out to short. Altuve up.
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« Reply #137 on: August 28, 2011, 06:21:11 pm »
Altuve with a double to center.
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #138 on: August 28, 2011, 06:22:11 pm »
Downs singles him in and is then caught in the rundown trying to get to second. Two outs.
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« Reply #139 on: August 28, 2011, 06:23:02 pm »
Downs was almost 2/3 of the way to second when the throw was cut. Very poor baserunning.

Bogey grounds out to short to end the top of the 11th.
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« Reply #140 on: August 28, 2011, 06:24:45 pm »
Downs was almost 2/3 of the way to second when the throw was cut. Very poor baserunning.

As I'm sure you heard JD speculated that Downs was sent to make sure that the throw got cut and the run scored but Altuve was going to score no matter what happened with the throw so I don't really know what Meacham was thinking over there.
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« Reply #141 on: August 28, 2011, 06:25:09 pm »
Carpenter in to nail this one down.
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« Reply #142 on: August 28, 2011, 06:26:14 pm »
As I'm sure you heard JD speculated that Downs was sent to make sure that the throw got cut and the run scored but Altuve was going to score no matter what happened with the throw so I don't really know what Meacham was thinking over there.

That might have been the case, I didn't see Meacham's signal and it might make the most sense but it doesn't make much sense at all.
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Re: Astros @ Giants--The Ron Brand Happy Birthday Edition 8/28/11
« Reply #143 on: August 28, 2011, 06:26:40 pm »
Carpenter plunks the first batter and Tejada is pinchhitting.
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« Reply #144 on: August 28, 2011, 06:27:18 pm »
Tejada sacrifices Huff to second. One down. Rowand up.
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« Reply #145 on: August 28, 2011, 06:29:48 pm »
Rowand whiffs on high heat and Fontenot is up. Two down.
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« Reply #146 on: August 28, 2011, 06:30:34 pm »
Astros win!
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« Reply #147 on: August 28, 2011, 06:31:07 pm »
I will happily accept this as my gift from the Astros.
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« Reply #148 on: August 28, 2011, 06:31:17 pm »
what a nice win for your birthday!
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« Reply #149 on: August 28, 2011, 06:31:27 pm »
AWESOME! Split the road series and win the season series vs. the defending champions!  How is that for a Happy birthday Mr. Brand, sir?!?
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« Reply #150 on: August 28, 2011, 06:32:09 pm »
what a nice win for your birthday!

I enjoyed it very much!
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« Reply #151 on: August 28, 2011, 06:33:15 pm »
AWESOME! Split the road series and win the season series vs. the defending champions!  How is that for a Happy birthday Mr. Brand, sir?!?

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« Reply #152 on: August 28, 2011, 06:35:30 pm »
I will happily accept this as my gift from the Astros.

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« Reply #153 on: August 28, 2011, 07:18:40 pm »
That might have been the case, I didn't see Meacham's signal and it might make the most sense but it doesn't make much sense at all.

yes, it does. that is a very common play that is taught to baserunners for situations when the run is an important one. it is a deliberate move to force a cutoff.

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« Reply #154 on: August 28, 2011, 08:42:36 pm »
yes, it does. that is a very common play that is taught to baserunners for situations when the run is an important one. it is a deliberate move to force a cutoff.

eta: we have this discussion at least once a year.

Of course it does. At the time that Meacham sent Downs, he didn't know whether the throw was on line or would be cut. Anything that you can do to minimize the chance of the first baseman to let the throw go home, you do. Period.
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« Reply #155 on: August 28, 2011, 08:51:53 pm »
I'm gonna try real hard to remember this next year.
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« Reply #156 on: August 28, 2011, 09:06:22 pm »
I have a distinct memory of Jim putting us all in our place over that same move when Tejada did it once. It really does come up a lot here.

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« Reply #157 on: August 28, 2011, 09:54:06 pm »
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« Reply #158 on: August 28, 2011, 11:03:32 pm »
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« Reply #159 on: August 29, 2011, 09:20:59 am »
HBD RB! I had to listen to DoRay the whole game on the drive back from Ft. Worth, being able to read this thread after the fact was a treat.
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« Reply #160 on: August 29, 2011, 10:57:56 am »
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« Reply #162 on: August 29, 2011, 11:31:00 am »
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