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« on: September 10, 2010, 07:22:32 pm »
Tool - Ænema Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car. It's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits. Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will cuz I sure could use a vacation from this Silly shit, stupid shit... One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon. Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be. Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. Learn to swim. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory. Learn to swim. Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses. Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain and I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down. Mom please flush it all away. I wanna watch it go right in and down. I wanna watch it go right in. Watch you flush it all away. Time to bring it down again. Don't just call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines. I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend. I wanna see it all come down. suck it down. flush it down.
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Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros 9/10/10
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2010, 07:25:17 pm »
Bourn - LF
Kepp - 2B
Pence - RF
Lee - LF
BF Johnson - 3B
Castro - C
Sanchez - SS
Wallace - 1B
Happ - P

0-0 after 1
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Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros 9/10/10
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2010, 07:50:00 pm »
DP on the double clutch.  You can't hit that weak ass shit past Jeff Keppinger, bitch!
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Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros 9/10/10
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2010, 07:50:51 pm »
Wow!  Fantastic, run saving, 4-3 double play by Kepp on a grounder up the middle.  Middle 3rd, 0-0
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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2010, 08:12:09 pm »
Heck of a pitcher's duel so far. Kuroda especially looks tough to hit tonight.
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Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros 9/10/10
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2010, 08:16:06 pm »
First Astros hit with 2 out in the 4th
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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2010, 08:24:01 pm »
"I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York: What are y'all doin'? Talking to TV producers, huh? Bummer. Me? I'm reading a book! Yeah, we're thinkin' back East. Yeah, we're evolving. Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye you lizard scum! Bye! (whoosh) Ha ha ha ha! It's gone, it's gone, it's gone. It's gone. All the shitty shows are gone, all the idiots screamin' in the fuckin' wind are dead, I love it. Leaving nothing but a cool, beautiful serenity called . . . Arizona Bay."

Of course, someone should warn Mark while he's out there.
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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2010, 08:31:32 pm »
"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."
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Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros 9/10/10
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2010, 08:35:15 pm »
"Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do as we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!"
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Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros 9/10/10
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2010, 08:37:44 pm »
Big strikeout there by Happ to end T5!
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Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros 9/10/10
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2010, 08:39:08 pm »
A lot of traffic against Happ tonight.  Just 1 run though.  1-0 Dojahs, middle 5
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« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2010, 08:43:23 pm »
"I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. "I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs." "I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking." "Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!" "Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. By the way, keep drinking beer, you fucking morons."
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Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros 9/10/10
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2010, 08:44:10 pm »
Sure would be nice to see Wallace get a hold of one here.
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« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2010, 08:45:35 pm »
Hey, nice single by Wallace puts Sanchez on third and Bogusevic will PH for Happ.
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Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros 9/10/10
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2010, 08:47:38 pm »
Fuck. First pitch broken bat pop to first. Two down, Bourn up.
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« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2010, 08:48:19 pm »
Fuck. First pitch broken bat pop to first. Two down, Bourn up.

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« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2010, 08:48:57 pm »
Spun Bourn's cap with that one.
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Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros 9/10/10
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2010, 08:49:31 pm »
Kuroda has been pounding the hell out of the inside all night long.
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« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2010, 08:49:56 pm »
Bourn's flare ties the game!
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Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros 9/10/10
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2010, 08:52:30 pm »
Keppinger walks on four straight, two of which were VERY close, and the bases are loaded for Spaz.
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Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros 9/10/10
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2010, 08:53:25 pm »
Pence hits .239 career with the bases loaded?
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« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2010, 08:55:33 pm »
Pence hits .239 career with the bases loaded?

What were you thinking it was?
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« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2010, 08:57:20 pm »
What were you thinking it was?

I thought almost everybody hit better than their overall average when the bases were loaded. I guess I was way off.
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Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros 9/10/10
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2010, 08:58:03 pm »
Another shattered bat, another groundout and it's 1-1.
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Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros 9/10/10
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2010, 09:00:02 pm »
Lopez in to pitch the sixth.
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« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2010, 09:00:02 pm »
I thought almost everybody hit better than their overall average when the bases were loaded. I guess I was way off.

Wasn't he 0-12 or something along those lines last year?
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« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2010, 09:00:44 pm »
Friggin' Spaz!!!
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« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2010, 09:01:16 pm »
Boy, he sure Penced that up.
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« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2010, 09:01:51 pm »
Mother. Fucker.

Pence takes a bad route to a drive he should've gotten to and could only wave his glove at it so it could roll to the wall for a leadoff triple. Embarrassing.
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« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2010, 09:02:19 pm »
Boy, he sure Penced that up.

Dude... That's Penced up!
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« Reply #30 on: September 10, 2010, 09:03:19 pm »
So. Groundout to end a bases loaded threat and colossal fuckup to give the Dodgers the lead. Big night for Spaz, one that can only be atoned for with a game-winning HR?
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« Reply #31 on: September 10, 2010, 09:04:16 pm »
Wasn't he 0-12 or something along those lines last year?

0 for 11 with one walk.
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« Reply #32 on: September 10, 2010, 09:04:48 pm »
So. Groundout to end a bases loaded threat and colossal fuckup to give the Dodgers the lead. Big night for Spaz, one that can only be atoned for with a game-winning HR?

Remember, we are talking about Spaz here, not CJ...
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« Reply #33 on: September 10, 2010, 09:06:48 pm »
If you throw out the 0 for 11, he's .314 lifetime with the bases loaded, 11 for 35.
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« Reply #34 on: September 10, 2010, 09:08:40 pm »
Middle of the sixth, Dodgers up 2-1.
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« Reply #35 on: September 10, 2010, 09:11:45 pm »
"By the way, if anyone here is in marketing or advertising. . . kill yourself. Thank you. Just planting seeds, planting seeds is all I'm doing. No joke here, really. Seriously, kill yourself, you have no rationalization for what you do, you are Satan's little helpers. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show."
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« Reply #36 on: September 10, 2010, 09:17:00 pm »
Good Guys go down in order and we go to the seventh, Astros trailing 2-1. Kuroda is carving them up tonight.
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« Reply #37 on: September 10, 2010, 09:17:47 pm »
"Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day. Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys that like to lie in a tub while other guys pee on him?"
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« Reply #38 on: September 10, 2010, 09:20:45 pm »
Lindsey is a great story.  After Sunday, I hope he finishes the season strong!!!
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« Reply #39 on: September 10, 2010, 09:21:35 pm »
Sixteen years in the minors. Amazing.
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« Reply #40 on: September 10, 2010, 09:22:16 pm »
Lopez Ks Lindsey and here comes Byrdak to face Furcal.
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« Reply #41 on: September 10, 2010, 09:22:57 pm »
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« Reply #42 on: September 10, 2010, 09:26:29 pm »
Byrdak gets a flyout and Fulchino is coming in.

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« Reply #43 on: September 10, 2010, 09:27:18 pm »
"I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God." And I say no, it's not, Dad. "Well, I believe that it is." Well, you know, some people believe they're Napoleon. That's fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don't share them like they're the truth."
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« Reply #44 on: September 10, 2010, 09:29:53 pm »
Fulchino Ks Carroll to end the top of the 7th.
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« Reply #45 on: September 10, 2010, 09:30:43 pm »
I would trade two of the Goodson Honda girls for the AT&T girl. Three, even.
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« Reply #46 on: September 10, 2010, 09:32:04 pm »
JD and Brownie flinging bags of peanuts to the crowd during the stretch.
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« Reply #47 on: September 10, 2010, 09:32:33 pm »
Bravo, camera crew, bravo
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« Reply #48 on: September 10, 2010, 09:32:59 pm »
Wow, Belisario looks exactly like Bubba from Forrest Gump (from his pic on Gameday)

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« Reply #49 on: September 10, 2010, 09:33:07 pm »
Bravo, camera crew, bravo

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« Reply #50 on: September 10, 2010, 09:34:19 pm »
How does Bubba Gump, with this kind of filthy stuff, have a 5.32 ERA?
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« Reply #51 on: September 10, 2010, 09:35:28 pm »
Wallace launches one to the base of Tal's Hill for a double!
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« Reply #52 on: September 10, 2010, 09:35:40 pm »
Wallace might be a hitter
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« Reply #53 on: September 10, 2010, 09:36:47 pm »
Hernandez in to run for Wallace and Belisario is done.

And that AT&T commercial is back on...
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« Reply #54 on: September 10, 2010, 09:36:58 pm »
Don't get me wrong. Of all the dumbass commercials they show on MLB.TV the Panera bread commercial isn't even in the top 10 worst.  That said, I've seen it 20 times minimum this evening.  Same exact commercial. Plays back-to-back every time.  Its been played in at least 10 different breaks between innings. 

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« Reply #55 on: September 10, 2010, 09:37:04 pm »
Too early to pull Wallace, dammit
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« Reply #56 on: September 10, 2010, 09:37:25 pm »
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« Reply #57 on: September 10, 2010, 09:37:41 pm »
There it is again.  Noe, why does MLB.TV want me to off myself?
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« Reply #58 on: September 10, 2010, 09:38:03 pm »
"I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, "What's wrong?" Nothing. "Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile." Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?"
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« Reply #59 on: September 10, 2010, 09:39:10 pm »
Michaels pinchhitting against Sherrill.
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« Reply #60 on: September 10, 2010, 09:40:18 pm »
Popup to shallow center brings up Bourn with two outs, runner on second.
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« Reply #61 on: September 10, 2010, 09:42:36 pm »
Bourn, the RBI guy.
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« Reply #62 on: September 10, 2010, 09:43:00 pm »
SBB!!!
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« Reply #63 on: September 10, 2010, 09:43:12 pm »
I completely agree with the decision to pinch run for Wallace.
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« Reply #64 on: September 10, 2010, 09:43:39 pm »
Mr. Excitement snaps a hard single to right, scoring Anderson Hernandez. The throw is cut and Bourn is trapped in a rundown and tagged out, ending the inning. 2-2!
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« Reply #65 on: September 10, 2010, 09:44:41 pm »
Now MLB.TV is just fucking with me...
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« Reply #66 on: September 10, 2010, 09:45:22 pm »
I still love me some SBB.
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« Reply #67 on: September 10, 2010, 09:45:35 pm »
Now MLB.TV is just fucking with me...

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« Reply #68 on: September 10, 2010, 09:45:56 pm »
There's really enough money in scrap metal for commercials?  I smell a front.  Plus, that guy had to have been in a Cheech and Chong movie
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« Reply #69 on: September 10, 2010, 09:46:09 pm »
Lindstrom pitching, Lee to 1B, Michaels to LF.
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« Reply #70 on: September 10, 2010, 09:46:42 pm »
There's really enough money in scrap metal for commercials?  I smell a front.  Plus, that guy had to have been in a Cheech and Chong movie

I thought he was El Guapo from the Three Amigos.

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« Reply #71 on: September 10, 2010, 09:47:06 pm »
There's really enough money in scrap metal for commercials?  I smell a front.  Plus, that guy had to have been in a Cheech and Chong movie

there really is some money in it otherwise people wouldn't steal the copper wiring from AC units.  but it may still be a front. 
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« Reply #72 on: September 10, 2010, 09:48:56 pm »
Sit the fuck down, Blake. You ain't Mickey Mantle.

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"News is supposed to be objective, isn't it? . . . But every drugs story is negative? . . . Same LSD story every time: "Young man on acid, thought he could fly, jumped out of a building. What a tragedy." What a dick! Don't go blaming acid on this guy. If he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off from the ground first to check it out? . . . I'd like to see a positive LSD story. Would that be newsworthy? Just once? Hear what it's all about? 'Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.'"
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« Reply #74 on: September 10, 2010, 09:52:45 pm »
Lindstrom sets 'em down and we go to the bottom of the 8th still tied. Heart of the order due up.
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« Reply #75 on: September 10, 2010, 09:52:57 pm »
nice work by Lindstrom.
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« Reply #76 on: September 10, 2010, 09:53:51 pm »
I would trade two of the Goodson Honda girls for the AT&T girl. Three, even.

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« Reply #78 on: September 10, 2010, 09:54:53 pm »
I'm telling you, Mr. Opportunity's date is the one we want.

She loses points for hanging out with him though.
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« Reply #79 on: September 10, 2010, 09:56:08 pm »
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« Reply #80 on: September 10, 2010, 09:56:20 pm »
Ok, what did I miss?

I don't know if she was a teen porn queen or Miss California but the camera folks were on top of it all the way.
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« Reply #81 on: September 10, 2010, 09:56:37 pm »
She missed her opportunity.
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« Reply #82 on: September 10, 2010, 09:57:24 pm »
She loses points for hanging out with him though.

Well, yes, that brings her taste into question. But, still...
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« Reply #83 on: September 10, 2010, 09:58:25 pm »
425' flyout for Spaz.
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« Reply #84 on: September 10, 2010, 09:59:19 pm »
Damn.  He destroyed that too
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« Reply #85 on: September 10, 2010, 09:59:20 pm »
Shit!!!!
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« Reply #86 on: September 10, 2010, 09:59:32 pm »
Damn, Kabong just missed that one...
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« Reply #87 on: September 10, 2010, 09:59:39 pm »
Oh man. I thought for sure that was the homer. Juuuuuust foul.
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« Reply #88 on: September 10, 2010, 10:01:14 pm »
Carlos has The Fever after that loud foul.
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« Reply #89 on: September 10, 2010, 10:02:17 pm »
And the only prescription is...a groundout to short. On to the 9th.
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« Reply #90 on: September 10, 2010, 10:04:01 pm »
Lyon in to pitch the ninth.
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« Reply #91 on: September 10, 2010, 10:06:19 pm »
I'll bet there are several contenders tonight who would say "Lyons for $5M this year? Fuck yes!" Unlike all of the idiot pundits at the start of this season.
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« Reply #92 on: September 10, 2010, 10:07:15 pm »
You cocksuckers wait until a Friday night when I'm out at dinner to do a Hicks thread?   Dickheads.

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« Reply #93 on: September 10, 2010, 10:07:25 pm »
Gonna have to do this the rest of the way without me here folks.  GoStros!
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« Reply #94 on: September 10, 2010, 10:07:35 pm »
Yep, and here's Carlos with a diving stop at first. I'm really impressed with how well he plays the position.
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« Reply #95 on: September 10, 2010, 10:08:14 pm »
I've been meaning to ask where all of those quotes came from. I was too embarrassed to reveal my ignorance.
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« Reply #96 on: September 10, 2010, 10:08:40 pm »
You cocksuckers wait until a Friday night when I'm out at dinner to do a Hicks thread?   Dickheads.

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I've been meaning to ask where all of those quotes came from. I was too embarrassed to reveal my ignorance.

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« Reply #98 on: September 10, 2010, 10:10:01 pm »
It's ok, you're among friends.

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« Reply #99 on: September 10, 2010, 10:10:57 pm »
That's what I'm afraid of.

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« Reply #100 on: September 10, 2010, 10:14:29 pm »
Larry Bowa looks kinda like Leo Durocher.
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« Reply #101 on: September 10, 2010, 10:14:51 pm »
Good. You're awake.

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« Reply #102 on: September 10, 2010, 10:15:45 pm »
You know what? I hate Furcal. What a little twerp. If he winds up beating us tonight I'll take it very hard.
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« Reply #103 on: September 10, 2010, 10:16:40 pm »
"They tell us "Rock'n'roll is the devil's music." Well, let's say we know that rock is the devil's music, and we know that it is, for sure... At least he fuckin' jams!  If it's a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the fuckin' Block...I'm gonna be surfin' on the lake of fire, rockin' out."
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« Reply #104 on: September 10, 2010, 10:18:28 pm »
Great at bat
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« Reply #105 on: September 10, 2010, 10:18:51 pm »
Finally after ten pitches Furcal grounds out. 2-2, going to the bottom of the ninth.
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« Reply #106 on: September 10, 2010, 10:19:17 pm »
"Surfin' on the lake of fire, rockin' out."

I think that could find use in the future.

ETA: Sounds like some Spicolli philosophy.
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« Reply #107 on: September 10, 2010, 10:24:32 pm »
Fucking Rhapsody made all the Hicks albums FOR SALE ONLY so now I gotta spend the entire night digging thru my boxes of CDs.

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« Reply #108 on: September 10, 2010, 10:26:08 pm »
Fucking Rhapsody made all the Hicks albums FOR SALE ONLY so now I gotta spend the entire night digging thru my boxes of CDs.

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« Reply #109 on: September 10, 2010, 10:27:26 pm »
Matt Downs. Be a hero.
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« Reply #110 on: September 10, 2010, 10:29:00 pm »
You don't have them all memorized?

Of course I do.  

Ain't the same.

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« Reply #111 on: September 10, 2010, 10:29:39 pm »
 "But see, here's their argument to that each and every time: "but we have to protect the children, we have to protect the children." Listen children are smarter than any of us. You know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. They're quick these kids. Fuckin' quick.But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass. You know what a miracle is? A miracle is raising a kid that doesn't talk at a movie theater.

If it were a miracle then not every nine months any yin yang in the world could drop a litter of these mewling cabbages on the planet. And in case you have not checked the single mom statistics lately the miracle is spreading like wildfire. Hallujeh. Trailer parks all over America filling up with little miracles. Thunk, thunk, thunk. Look at all my little miracles. Filling up my trailer like a sardine can. Look at them. You know what would be a little miracle? If I could remember your daddy's name. I guess I'll have to call you Trucker Jr. That's all I remember about your daddy was his fuzzy little pot belly riding on top of me shooting his caffeine ridden semen into my belly to produce my little water head miracle baby child. Thunk. There's your brother, Pizza Delivery Boy Jr., thunk here's your other brother, thunk here's your other brother, Will Work For Food Jr."
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« Reply #112 on: September 10, 2010, 10:29:47 pm »
No heroes in the 9th. Free baseball!
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« Reply #113 on: September 10, 2010, 10:30:12 pm »
Of course I do.   

Ain't the same.

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« Reply #114 on: September 10, 2010, 10:32:00 pm »
Melancon in to work the tenth.
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« Reply #115 on: September 10, 2010, 10:33:44 pm »
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« Reply #116 on: September 10, 2010, 10:34:08 pm »
"I've noticed a certain anti-intellectualism going around this country; since about 1980, oddly enough. … I was in Nashville, Tennessee, and after the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, but I was hungry. And I'm sitting there eating and reading a book. I don't know anybody, I'm alone, so I'm reading a book. The waitress comes over to me like, [gum smacking] "What'chu readin' for?" I had never been asked that. Not "What am I reading?", but "What am I reading for?" Goddangit, you stumped me. Hmm, why do I read? I suppose I read for a lot of reasons, one of the main ones being so I don't end up being a fucking waffle waitress."
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« Reply #118 on: September 10, 2010, 10:34:40 pm »
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« Reply #119 on: September 10, 2010, 10:36:45 pm »
Tuesday, bitches.

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« Reply #120 on: September 10, 2010, 10:38:45 pm »
Abad comes in with two outs.
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« Reply #121 on: September 10, 2010, 10:39:11 pm »
One pitch, one out. To the bottom of the tenth!
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« Reply #122 on: September 10, 2010, 10:39:21 pm »
"What'chu readin' for?"

I know you think I'm making this up because of this thread.   I am not.   I used this YESTERDAY in the elevator.  Yesterday.

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« Reply #123 on: September 10, 2010, 10:41:47 pm »
I know you think I'm making this up because of this thread.   I am not.   I used this YESTERDAY in the elevator.  Yesterday.

Good man. Keep it alive.

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« Reply #124 on: September 10, 2010, 10:42:52 pm »
Michaels with a drive that must have shaved the molecules on top of the wall in LCF, but it's just a flyout.
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« Reply #125 on: September 10, 2010, 10:45:31 pm »
Bourn hits it in the same spot but it's missed by the left fielder and Bourn makes it into a triple. To left.
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« Reply #126 on: September 10, 2010, 10:46:10 pm »
Ducky has a renewed purpose and is throwing good heat to Kepp.
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« Reply #127 on: September 10, 2010, 10:46:53 pm »
NO WAY Kepp strikes out there!
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« Reply #128 on: September 10, 2010, 10:47:36 pm »
NO WAY Kepp strikes out there!

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« Reply #129 on: September 10, 2010, 10:47:37 pm »
Why was Kepp watching those first two pitches?
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« Reply #130 on: September 10, 2010, 10:49:03 pm »
Fuck!!!
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« Reply #131 on: September 10, 2010, 10:49:29 pm »
MOTHER. FUCK.
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« Reply #132 on: September 10, 2010, 10:49:43 pm »
Why was Kepp watching those first two pitches?

Dunno, unless he was looking for something up but he got straight cheese. As did Spaz and Bourn's triple is wasted.
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« Reply #133 on: September 10, 2010, 10:51:21 pm »
Dunno, unless he was looking for something up but he got straight cheese. As did Spaz and Bourn's triple is wasted.

I can understand watching the first one, but that second pitch was begging to be crushed. I imagine he was figuring on getting a breaking pitch but got the fastball instead.
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« Reply #134 on: September 10, 2010, 10:52:28 pm »
Abad still in. Kemp leads off with a single.
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« Reply #135 on: September 10, 2010, 10:53:40 pm »
Well, fuck.
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« Reply #136 on: September 10, 2010, 10:53:57 pm »
That's one way to get to the harmonica serenade. 2-run HR by Gibbons into the bullpen.
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« Reply #137 on: September 10, 2010, 10:54:09 pm »
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« Reply #138 on: September 10, 2010, 10:55:44 pm »
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« Reply #139 on: September 10, 2010, 10:55:49 pm »
Jay Gibbons decidee to start being productive today?
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« Reply #140 on: September 10, 2010, 10:56:37 pm »
Jay Gibbons decidee to start being productive today?

Making up for missing Bourn's triple.
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« Reply #141 on: September 10, 2010, 10:57:45 pm »
Making up for missing Bourn's triple.

he did just fine on that.  i can't believe bourn didn't get plated that inning.
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« Reply #142 on: September 10, 2010, 10:57:50 pm »
Jay Gibbons decidee to start being productive today?

Kind of sad, isn't it?
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« Reply #143 on: September 10, 2010, 10:58:53 pm »
Villar gets his debut.  Should be an interesting bottom of the inning, I hope.
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« Reply #144 on: September 10, 2010, 11:00:55 pm »
Nifty first pitch, anyway.
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« Reply #145 on: September 10, 2010, 11:01:49 pm »
Fuck. Rookie mistake. Dammit.
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« Reply #146 on: September 10, 2010, 11:01:52 pm »
that should have been out #3
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« Reply #147 on: September 10, 2010, 11:02:53 pm »
that should have been out #3

Yeah, but Bourn should have scored.
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« Reply #148 on: September 10, 2010, 11:04:34 pm »
Good movement on his pitches. I don't know if he can throw strikes, but he can dodge bats fairly well with that kind of movement.
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« Reply #149 on: September 10, 2010, 11:04:53 pm »
Yeah, but Bourn should have scored.

i wish he had come out of the box stronger.  i thought there was a chance the way that ball was carrying he could have an in the park homerun.  probably wishful thinking on my part, but he hit the ball a long way and he runs very fast.
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« Reply #150 on: September 10, 2010, 11:06:45 pm »
i wish he had come out of the box stronger.  i thought there was a chance the way that ball was carrying he could have an in the park homerun.  probably wishful thinking on my part, but he hit the ball a long way and he runs very fast.

I don't think they would have sent him, considering who they had coming to bat after. It just didn't work out.
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« Reply #151 on: September 10, 2010, 11:07:26 pm »
I don't think they would have sent him, considering who they had coming to bat after. It just didn't work out.

i then thought they should have gone for a squeeze with kepp up to bat.
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« Reply #152 on: September 10, 2010, 11:07:45 pm »
Dotel is just dominating tonight.
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« Reply #153 on: September 10, 2010, 11:07:51 pm »
this seems to not be an interesting bottom of the inning.
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« Reply #154 on: September 10, 2010, 11:08:40 pm »
i then thought they should have gone for a squeeze with kepp up to bat.

I didn't see where the third baseman was, but with Kepp you've got to figure you're more likely to get a flyout than a successful squeeze.
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« Reply #155 on: September 10, 2010, 11:09:40 pm »
I didn't see where the third baseman was, but with Kepp you've got to figure you're more likely to get a flyout than a successful squeeze.

i was hoping for a sac fly but had a feeling it wasn't going to happen.  it didn't.  all i needed was for bourn to score.  he did his job today.

now gibbons screws up.
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« Reply #156 on: September 10, 2010, 11:10:07 pm »
Brutal play by Gibbons. He's pretty rough in the field, isn't he?
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« Reply #157 on: September 10, 2010, 11:11:22 pm »
Dotel nails it down and the Dodgers win, 4-2.

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« Reply #158 on: September 10, 2010, 11:12:15 pm »
good guys had their chances better luck tomorrow.

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« Reply #159 on: September 10, 2010, 11:12:47 pm »
"The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride."

And we...kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real."

It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok... But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. 

The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace."
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