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Twinky Day 2010
« on: April 19, 2010, 12:40:12 pm »
With Berkman coming back tomorrow (probably), I designate it as Twinky Day. How you celebrate it is your own business.
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Re: Twinky Day 2010
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2010, 12:50:20 pm »
With Berkman coming back tomorrow (probably), I designate it as Twinky Day. How you celebrate it is your own business.

My wife had the kiddos at the grocery store a few weeks back and gave them the choice of twinkies or ding-dongs as a snack.  They didnt know what either was!  Parent-fail.

So she brought home twinkies, which two weren't too impressed with and third refused to even try it!  Parent-fail.

So we finished off the box ourselves.  Parent-win.
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Re: Twinky Day 2010
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2010, 12:55:07 pm »
They prefer moon pies?
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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2010, 03:04:11 pm »
I walked past a bar in Montrose the other night advertising Twink Night.  Not sure how they were celebrating it.
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Re: Twinky Day 2010
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2010, 03:42:06 pm »
Hostess cakes still aren't kosher.  So I've never had the opportunity to taste the golden deliciousness that are Twinkies.  Little Debbies are kosher and available in Houston, but I was never much of a fan.  Drakes cakes are kosher, but you couldn't get them in Houston when I was growing up.  Whenever we went to the east coast to visit family, we would always bring a suitcase of ring dings and ding dongs home with us and keep them in the freezer.  (I still remember eating half-frozen ring dings -- pretty damn good.)  When Entenmann's became kosher it was a freaking awesome moment because they are delicious and you could actually get them in Houston.  I think that my dad never got over the fact that they were widely available since he hoarded them and stuck them in the freezer.  (By the way, half-frozen Entenmann's chococate covered donuts are also pretty damn good.)  Still, nothing compared to when I went to school in Philadelphia and discovered Tastykakes.  There's a good reason why I gained 25 lbs. my freshman year.
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Re: Twinky Day 2010
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2010, 04:08:21 pm »
Hostess cakes still aren't kosher.  So I've never had the opportunity to taste the golden deliciousness that are Twinkies.  Little Debbies are kosher and available in Houston, but I was never much of a fan.  Drakes cakes are kosher, but you couldn't get them in Houston when I was growing up.  Whenever we went to the east coast to visit family, we would always bring a suitcase of ring dings and ding dongs home with us and keep them in the freezer.  (I still remember eating half-frozen ring dings -- pretty damn good.)  When Entenmann's became kosher it was a freaking awesome moment because they are delicious and you could actually get them in Houston.  I think that my dad never got over the fact that they were widely available since he hoarded them and stuck them in the freezer.  (By the way, half-frozen Entenmann's chococate covered donuts are also pretty damn good.)  Still, nothing compared to when I went to school in Philadelphia and discovered Tastykakes.  There's a good reason why I gained 25 lbs. my freshman year.

I quit eating Hostess Fruit Pies when I realized that one of them was like 75% of the daily allotance for saturated fat.  You gotta save room for burgers!
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Re: Twinky Day 2010
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2010, 04:15:00 pm »
Hostess cakes still aren't kosher.  So I've never had the opportunity to taste the golden deliciousness that are Twinkies.  Little Debbies are kosher and available in Houston, but I was never much of a fan.  Drakes cakes are kosher, but you couldn't get them in Houston when I was growing up.  Whenever we went to the east coast to visit family, we would always bring a suitcase of ring dings and ding dongs home with us and keep them in the freezer.  (I still remember eating half-frozen ring dings -- pretty damn good.)  When Entenmann's became kosher it was a freaking awesome moment because they are delicious and you could actually get them in Houston.  I think that my dad never got over the fact that they were widely available since he hoarded them and stuck them in the freezer.  (By the way, half-frozen Entenmann's chococate covered donuts are also pretty damn good.)  Still, nothing compared to when I went to school in Philadelphia and discovered Tastykakes.  There's a good reason why I gained 25 lbs. my freshman year.
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Re: Twinky Day 2010
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2010, 04:16:18 pm »
I walked past a bar in Montrose the other night advertising Twink Night.  Not sure how they were celebrating it.
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« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2010, 05:40:05 pm »
My wife had the kiddos at the grocery store a few weeks back and gave them the choice of twinkies or ding-dongs as a snack.  They didnt know what either was!  Parent-fail.

So she brought home twinkies, which two weren't too impressed with and third refused to even try it!  Parent-fail.

So we finished off the box ourselves.  Parent-win.

Hell, my kids not only know what Twinkies and Ding Dongs are, they like them.  I showed the proper way to eat a Ding Dong -- go around and bite off the hard outer shell and eat that first, then eat the cake part.  I think my wife showed them how to eat Twinkies with a straw.

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« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2010, 05:48:00 pm »
Two words: frozen Twinkies.
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Re: Twinky Day 2010
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2010, 06:41:10 am »
Hell, my kids not only know what Twinkies and Ding Dongs are, they like them.  I showed the proper way to eat a Ding Dong -- go around and bite off the hard outer shell and eat that first, then eat the cake part.  I think my wife showed them how to eat Twinkies with a straw.

Still one of the funniest replies I've ever read on this site, "Ho-Ho's are Ding Dong's bitch".
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« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2010, 08:20:00 am »
Still one of the funniest replies I've ever read on this site, "Ho-Ho's are Ding Dong's bitch".

Yeah, but do you think King Ding Dong could take Mrs. Baird in a fight?  That old crone fights dirty!
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« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2010, 08:48:26 am »
They prefer moon pies?

Who doesn't?  Vienna sausages, saltines, a moonpie and an RC.  That's culinary heaven right there, brother. 
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« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2010, 09:17:07 am »
Given the date today, I think the consumption of sweet snacks, including Twinkies, is going to be just fine without us adding to it.
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« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2010, 09:18:08 am »
Given the date today, I think the consumption of sweet snacks, including Twinkies, is going to be just fine without us adding to it.

OK, what am I missing?
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« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2010, 09:22:05 am »
Maybe someone will slip Milo a brownie.
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« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2010, 09:27:50 am »
Maybe someone will slip Milo a brownie.
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« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2010, 09:47:37 am »
OK, what am I missing?

Hitler's birthday.
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« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2010, 09:51:17 am »
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2010, 09:53:57 am »

OK, I'll have to wait until I get home to open that link.

Wikipedia?

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« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2010, 09:56:03 am »
Wikipedia?

Any reference to illicit drugs.
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« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2010, 10:00:42 am »
Who doesn't?  Vienna sausages, saltines, a moonpie and an RC.  That's culinary heaven right there, brother. 

Swap the RC for a Dr Pepper and I'm game.
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« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2010, 10:03:26 am »
Swap the RC for a Dr Pepper and I'm game.

With real sugar.
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« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2010, 10:08:13 am »
Maybe someone will slip Milo a brownie.

Perhaps he'll get to announce a visit from Jeff Spicoli and a group from Ridgemont High.
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« Reply #27 on: April 20, 2010, 10:19:40 am »
With real sugar.

Isn't RC the only one who still use real cane sugar?
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« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2010, 10:22:05 am »
Isn't RC the only one who still use real cane sugar?

You can get dublin dr. pepper that still has it, and you can also buy mexican coke that has it pretty readily.
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« Reply #29 on: April 20, 2010, 10:23:40 am »
You can get dublin dr. pepper that still has it,

Pretty much the only thing Waco has going for it.
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« Reply #30 on: April 20, 2010, 10:37:09 am »
Isn't RC the only one who still use real cane sugar?

The Whole Foods brand is made with sugar and kola nut, which kicks ass. It also has no caffeine, which does not kick any ass at all in my estimation, but I suppose godless hippies may prefer it that way.
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« Reply #31 on: April 20, 2010, 10:39:52 am »
Pretty much the only thing Waco has going for it.

Why does Waco get credit for it?  I thought the bottler was in Dublin TX
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« Reply #32 on: April 20, 2010, 10:40:31 am »
The Whole Foods brand is made with sugar and kola nut, which kicks ass. It also has no caffeine, which does not kick any ass at all in my estimation, but I suppose godless hippies may prefer it that way.

I like caffiene free soda as a nightime mixer. 
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« Reply #33 on: April 20, 2010, 10:42:21 am »
Why does Waco get credit for it?  I thought the bottler was in Dublin TX

I've always bought it in Waco.
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« Reply #34 on: April 20, 2010, 10:46:39 am »
I've always bought it in Waco.

I didn't think you could buy it, legally anyway, outside of a pretty narrow area around Dublin.  I think if you get it in Waco, it's technically "bootleg".
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« Reply #35 on: April 20, 2010, 10:47:15 am »
I didn't think you could buy it, legally anyway, outside of a pretty narrow area around Dublin.  I think if you get it in Waco, it's technically "bootleg".

Well damn, I feel all naughty now.
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« Reply #36 on: April 20, 2010, 10:56:01 am »
Pretty much the only thing Waco has going for it.

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« Reply #37 on: April 20, 2010, 10:56:18 am »
I didn't think you could buy it, legally anyway, outside of a pretty narrow area around Dublin.  I think if you get it in Waco, it's technically "bootleg".

I'm pretty sure you can buy it at reputable stores in Dallas.
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« Reply #38 on: April 20, 2010, 11:00:09 am »
Why does Waco get credit for it?  I thought the bottler was in Dublin TX
Maybe because Dr Pepper originated in Waco.  The Baptists wanted a mixer to go with their bourbon.
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« Reply #39 on: April 20, 2010, 11:03:20 am »
I'm pretty sure you can buy it at reputable stores in Dallas.

According to Dublin Dr. Pepper's website, it's technically "available" in the original wholesale distribution area, which essentially amounts to a 44-mile radius around Dublin.  This includes Hico (which has a really good steak restaurant) and Stephenville (which has a disproportionately high number of young women with above-average breasts), but not Waco or Dallas.  Of course, that may or may not mean much in the high-stakes world of bootleg soft drinks.
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« Reply #40 on: April 20, 2010, 11:05:44 am »
Of course, that may or may not mean much in the high-stakes world of bootleg soft drinks.

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« Reply #41 on: April 20, 2010, 11:23:32 am »
Isn't that what Smokey and the Bear was about?

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« Reply #42 on: April 20, 2010, 11:24:37 am »
Was that the one with Bart Reynolds?

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« Reply #43 on: April 20, 2010, 11:43:17 am »
According to Dublin Dr. Pepper's website, it's technically "available" in the original wholesale distribution area, which essentially amounts to a 44-mile radius around Dublin.  This includes Hico (which has a really good steak restaurant) and Stephenville (which has a disproportionately high number of young women with above-average breasts), but not Waco or Dallas.  Of course, that may or may not mean much in the high-stakes world of bootleg soft drinks.

It's stretched out now. I've seen it available in bottles at gas stations around, and I know of at least one gas station next to Baylor's campus that actually has it in the usual (modern, not old-school) fountain drink dispenser.
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« Reply #44 on: April 20, 2010, 12:12:12 pm »
Isn't RC the only one who still use real cane sugar?

No, they use corn syrup just like the rest of them.  RC is great for emergency caffeine and sugar at my work though-everyone else hates them so I can leave them in the fridge for weeks, knowing no one else will drink them.
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« Reply #45 on: April 20, 2010, 12:21:40 pm »
No, they use corn syrup just like the rest of them.  RC is great for emergency caffeine and sugar at my work though-everyone else hates them so I can leave them in the fridge for weeks, knowing no one else will drink them.

How can people hate RC?
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« Reply #46 on: April 20, 2010, 12:35:52 pm »
How can people hate RC?

For getting canned and consequently opening the door for the Franchione era?
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« Reply #47 on: April 20, 2010, 12:49:03 pm »
No, they use corn syrup just like the rest of them.  RC is great for emergency caffeine and sugar at my work though-everyone else hates them so I can leave them in the fridge for weeks, knowing no one else will drink them.

OK, apparently it's only RC premium that has real cane sugar.  And RC is still the best tasting of any of them. 
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« Reply #48 on: April 20, 2010, 01:10:19 pm »
OK. I'm going to let out a little secret that might get me killed by my wife.

Randall's in Kingwood, and I would imagine other spots in Houston, carries Dublin Dr Pepper. We generally buy them out every time we go into the store.

Warning, if you are in Kingwood and buying their stock, my wife might be watching you. Bring guards.

Sam's actually carried both the Dublin Dr Pepper and Mexican Coca Cola for a while, but hasn't for a few months. They have received threatening letters and phone calls from a nearby phone booth.

Next in line is the root beer made by St. Arnolds found at Spec's. Abita is a distant second to my wife. We currently have an order in at Spec's for henry weinhard root beer, which they carry at some stores, but they have been putting us off for 4-5 weeks now.
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« Reply #49 on: April 20, 2010, 01:14:59 pm »
How can people hate RC?


I don't know, last time I offered one to a guy he started ranting about fluoridated water and the Illuminati.  IT people are weird.
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« Reply #50 on: April 20, 2010, 01:28:55 pm »
OK. I'm going to let out a little secret that might get me killed by my wife.


I swear I've seen Dublin Dr. Pepper at Spec's.  I know I've seen Mexican Coke there.
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« Reply #51 on: April 20, 2010, 01:38:11 pm »
Mexican Cokes are at Costco in Austin, but not Dublin Dr Pepper. Both are at HEB.

Dr Pepper has opened up the rights and has approved some bottling and distribution of Imperial Sugar-based Dr Pepper in Texas, you can find it in some convenience stores. Some people think it's an effort to dilute Dublin's cachet and hurt their business but I don't know about that.
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« Reply #52 on: April 20, 2010, 03:31:59 pm »
I like caffiene free soda as a nightime mixer. 

That's true, I do use it as my go-to for a Jack and Coke at night.
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« Reply #53 on: April 20, 2010, 03:34:00 pm »
That's true, I do use it as my go-to for a Jack and Coke at night.

Doesn't Coke just dilute the Jack?
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Doesn't Coke just dilute the Jack?

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« Reply #55 on: April 20, 2010, 10:19:17 pm »
The Wal-Mart and Kroger I shop at in Denton claim to carry Dublin Dr. Pepper. I've seen the little 6-packs on the shelves, but I've never picked up the label to see if it's sugar-ingrediented or corn syrup-ingrediented and just put in those cute little bottles and old timey-looking cartons.

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« Reply #56 on: April 21, 2010, 12:26:29 am »
Torchy's Tacos in Austin had fountain Dublin Dr. Pepper. And damn good tacos.

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« Reply #57 on: April 21, 2010, 05:54:20 am »
Torchy's Tacos in Austin had fountain Dublin Dr. Pepper. And damn good tacos.

I had a couple of $3.25 tacos there. They were really good, and they have a cool logo of a cute little devil that mixes well in the Austin zeitgeist cocktail, but at $6.92 for just 2 tacos, it seemed a bit pricey. 
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« Reply #58 on: April 21, 2010, 08:20:00 am »
I had a couple of $3.25 tacos there. They were really good, and they have a cool logo of a cute little devil that mixes well in the Austin zeitgeist cocktail, but at $6.92 for just 2 tacos, it seemed a bit pricey. 

Holy fuck...seven skins for a couple of tacos?  Those better be two unbelievable good, and large, tacos.
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« Reply #59 on: April 21, 2010, 08:59:31 am »
They're really good in a high-end taco kinda way, with better and more diverse ingredients, inventive combinations, but not huge. They're really good but it's more of a boutique taco, not the everyday Everyman's breakfast.
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« Reply #60 on: April 21, 2010, 09:03:47 am »
They're really good in a high-end taco kinda way, with better and more diverse ingredients, inventive combinations, but not huge. They're really good but it's more of a boutique taco, not the everyday Everyman's breakfast.

High-end taco?  Isn't that like "genuine naugahyde"?
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« Reply #61 on: April 21, 2010, 09:11:44 am »
High-end taco?  Isn't that like "genuine naugahyde"?

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« Reply #62 on: April 21, 2010, 09:33:35 am »
They have very nice fillings-great roast pork, buttery barbacoa, fried avocado, cfs, shrimp, jalapeno sausage, jerk chicken, etc.and some great salsas, but then they put all that in store-bought tortillas. At least the corn tortillas are steamed and soft.

Like I said, it's a good taco, something a chef would turn out en masse, but it's not an everyday thing. It's representative of the new trailer cuisine in Austin - trained chefs opening trailers to get their food out because the overhead is low.

I know that sort of thing is going on in LA and it's exploding here. Is it happening anywhere else?
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« Reply #63 on: April 21, 2010, 09:51:02 am »
I know that sort of thing is going on in LA and it's exploding here. Is it happening anywhere else?

You mean taco stands?  Or fancier food being sold at not so fancy places?  Obviously the former in Houston, but not so much the latter, that I've seen anyway.  I had some really good fish tacos in Miami a few months ago, and for my wife and I it was about $12, so maybe that's not too out of line.  It sure does seem that way though.
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« Reply #64 on: April 21, 2010, 10:02:06 am »
They're really good in a high-end taco kinda way, with better and more diverse ingredients, inventive combinations, but not huge. They're really good but it's more of a boutique taco, not the everyday Everyman's breakfast.

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So my colleague at work raves about Torchy's Tacos for about two weeks.  She being from South Austin and all.  We've been going to Taco Deli for a good long while, so Monday I say to her and another colleague "Hey, instead of Taco Deli today, why don't we try that Torchys place you're always raving about.  They have one at Spicewood Springs and Mesa, near here."  We pile in my car, drive down there and the line is going out the door and half-way around the smallish trailer looking building (complete with a covered and un-covered dining area).

I order two tacos, a "Republican" and a "Fajita" taco.  I, of course, order it on *corn* tortilla, which is met with a look of surprise by the counter person.  My big mistake was thinking this was a Mexicano place.  I should have looked around, no Mexicanos in the place like you'd find at, say, Arandas Taqueria.  So I temper my expectation to "At least it will be as good as Taco Deli" (btw - Taco Deli has an interesting mix of young hippies manning the counters while a whole bunch of Mexicanos cook the food in the kitchen).  

So how were the tacos?  Well, they were bad IMHO.  The tortillas were pedestrian at best.  It is as if they took some Tia Rosa tortillas bought at HEB and slapped them on the grill to warm up.  Then they mask all the flavors of the meat with all sorts of additions.  Mind you, I'm a Norteno and to me, the best tacos do not try to compete with the meat that was grilled on an open pit.  They compliment the meat.  The come close at Taco Deli, the fail at Torchys.  Neither one of my tacos came close to capturing the essence of Norteno cooking (which was probably not the intention of the place, I'll grant that).  It was more fru-fru taco cooking.  Lots-o-condiments added on so they may as well have called it tons of goat cheese, grilled bell peppers, cold slaw, tomatoes with meat over sautee in some sort of ketchupy sauce in a grocery store corn tortilla.  

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You mean taco stands?  Or fancier food being sold at not so fancy places?  Obviously the former in Houston, but not so much the latter, that I've seen anyway. 

There's quite the growing gourmet street food movement in Houston as well.  I often get a crepe from Melange Creperie which is a street cart that is usually in the parking lot of Mango's on Westheimer and Taft.  Oh My Pocket Pies, usually in the parking lot of the Kim Hung Mall on the corner of St. Emmanual and McKinney in EaDo is also fantastic.  Both use primarily local organic food.  Oh My tries not to use anything that wasn't raised or grown within 100 miles of Houston.  Buffalo Sean (the crepe guy) isn't quite so limited.  On Friday last week for lunch I had a crepe with locally grown spinach and carmelized onion, sausage from Schulenberg, and an egg from Centerville.  Not sure where the goat cheese came from.  But for 6 bucks, it was a tasty and filling meal.  I took it over to Griff's and chased it down with a Pilsner Urquell.
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« Reply #67 on: April 21, 2010, 10:19:22 am »
Torchy's is boutique tacos, and they're pretty good at that. Not traditional, and the store tortillas are a real weak point.

Noe, have you been to any of the Taqueria de los Jalisciences in town? Es bueno. Verdad.
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« Reply #68 on: April 21, 2010, 10:21:43 am »
So my colleague at work raves about Torchy's Tacos for about two weeks.  She being from South Austin and all.  We've been going to Taco Deli for a good long while, so Monday I say to her and another colleague "Hey, instead of Taco Deli today, why don't we try that Torchys place you're always raving about.  They have one at Spicewood Springs and Mesa, near here."  We pile in my car, drive down there and the line is going out the door and half-way around the smallish trailer looking building (complete with a covered and un-covered dining area).

I order two tacos, a "Republican" and a "Fajita" taco.  I, of course, order it on *corn* tortilla, which is met with a look of surprise by the counter person.  My big mistake was thinking this was a Mexicano place.  I should have looked around, no Mexicanos in the place like you'd find at, say, Arandas Taqueria.  So I temper my expectation to "At least it will be as good as Taco Deli" (btw - Taco Deli has an interesting mix of young hippies manning the counters while a whole bunch of Mexicanos cook the food in the kitchen). 

So how were the tacos?  Well, they were bad IMHO.  The tortillas were pedestrian at best.  It is as if they took some Tia Rosa tortillas bought at HEB and slapped them on the grill to warm up.  Then they mask all the flavors of the meat with all sorts of additions.  Mind you, I'm a Norteno and to me, the best tacos do not try to compete with the meat that was grilled on an open pit.  They compliment the meat.  The come close at Taco Deli, the fail at Torchys.  Neither one of my tacos came close to capturing the essence of Norteno cooking (which was probably not the intention of the place, I'll grant that).  It was more fru-fru taco cooking.  Lots-o-condiments added on so they may as well have called it tons of goat cheese, grilled bell peppers, cold slaw, tomatoes with meat over sautee in some sort of ketchupy sauce in a grocery store corn tortilla. 

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« Reply #69 on: April 21, 2010, 10:24:32 am »
HH, in Austin we've got a trailer food explosion going on. It started with the taco trucks but now it's barbecue, cupcakes, donuts, Thai, fusion stuff, crepes, and most of it is very good. The prices are not as low as you might want but they're not bad and for the most part the owners are trying to be inventive and provide something different. It's an interesting phenomenon and I don't know if it's just going on here or if it's something across the country.
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« Reply #70 on: April 21, 2010, 10:25:38 am »
I know that sort of thing is going on in LA and it's exploding here. Is it happening anywhere else?

I've heard there are quite a number of upscale trucks in addition to the normal pretzel and hot dog stands in DC.  

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This is Noe-speak for "Went to Torchy's, it sucked".

Or Jim R-speak for "wftaco."
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« Reply #72 on: April 21, 2010, 10:46:30 am »
There's quite the growing gourmet street food movement in Houston as well.  I often get a crepe from Melange Creperie which is a street cart that is usually in the parking lot of Mango's on Westheimer and Taft.  Oh My Pocket Pies, usually in the parking lot of the Kim Hung Mall on the corner of St. Emmanual and McKinney in EaDo is also fantastic.  Both use primarily local organic food.  Oh My tries not to use anything that wasn't raised or grown within 100 miles of Houston.  Buffalo Sean (the crepe guy) isn't quite so limited.  On Friday last week for lunch I had a crepe with locally grown spinach and carmelized onion, sausage from Schulenberg, and an egg from Centerville.  Not sure where the goat cheese came from.  But for 6 bucks, it was a tasty and filling meal.  I took it over to Griff's and chased it down with a Pilsner Urquell.

One of my wife's co-workers runs Oh My.  In addition to the empanada-like "pocket pies", they also do a beef burger and a shrimp burger.  The shrimp burger may be the best kept food secret in Houston.  Five bucks, lots of sriracha and cucumber, and a messy smile when it's over.
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« Reply #73 on: April 21, 2010, 11:05:50 am »
HH, in Austin we've got a trailer food explosion going on. It started with the taco trucks but now it's barbecue, cupcakes, donuts, Thai, fusion stuff, crepes, and most of it is very good. The prices are not as low as you might want but they're not bad and for the most part the owners are trying to be inventive and provide something different. It's an interesting phenomenon and I don't know if it's just going on here or if it's something across the country.

I have got to say that I don't get the cupcake thing.  The one at 620 and 2222 ALWAYS has a long line.  For cupcakes.

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« Reply #74 on: April 21, 2010, 11:08:44 am »
I've been watching Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution some. In one of the latest episodes, they showed something like the Green Truck business that is supposed to be something of a new nationwide trend. It sounded very much like the trendy taco stand trucks being mentioned: chef's/better cooks, trendier, fresher food, somewhat locally-grown, healthier food.
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« Reply #75 on: April 21, 2010, 11:11:37 am »
I've been watching Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution some.

"You have to add french fries to have enough vegetables" pretty much summarizes our nutritional "standards".
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« Reply #76 on: April 21, 2010, 11:14:04 am »
"You have to add french fries to have enough vegetables" pretty much summarizes our nutritional "standards".

Sad, isn't it?

That, and the flavored milk so the kids can have a choice.

Oh, and "you don't have two breads!"
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« Reply #77 on: April 21, 2010, 11:18:13 am »
I have got to say that I don't get the cupcake thing.  The one at 620 and 2222 ALWAYS has a long line.  For cupcakes.

Yeah. To paraphrase, "That's got to be some charming motherfucking cupcake."
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If you are ordering lunch tacos and you specify corn and the order taker snaps their head up and looks at you like you've just requested a gonorrhea exam you know you are fucked.
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« Reply #79 on: April 21, 2010, 11:30:28 am »
Sad, isn't it?

That, and the flavored milk so the kids can have a choice.

Oh, and "you don't have two breads!"

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They could have spent the last ten years in the Mexican interior, diligently studying its cuisine, but if I go into a Mexican food place and my waitress is some blond chick transplanted from Wisconsin and a cook is an anglo from Iowa, I'm going someplace else.
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« Reply #81 on: April 21, 2010, 11:36:12 am »
In LA the truck food culture has been booming for a few years now. There's a very popular and delicious Korean BBQ/Mexican food truck called Kogi BBQ and they have amazing Korean short rib tacos but they only charge $2 for them. I don't know if I would call them high end but they're as close as tacos are going to get.  Still cheaper than the $3 tacos mentioned.

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« Reply #82 on: April 21, 2010, 11:37:43 am »
God bless Mrs. MM for opening my eyes to the importance of making our kids eat right.

Mrs. ETA is wonderful. The last couple of months, two of our sons had birthdays. Did they want to go out to eat? No, they wanted home cooking. We have to spend more time shopping, cleaning, and cooking, but even the kids like the fresher food.

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« Reply #83 on: April 21, 2010, 11:43:32 am »
High-end taco?  Isn't that like "genuine naugahyde"?

I saw a recipe for chili once, given by Chet Flippo.  Flippo is a former Rolling Stone contributor/rockcrit who passes himself off now as a 'new age' country music expert, and an authority on all things Texan.

His chili recipe called for using veal, I believe it was; and somewhere in there he listed chocolate as an ingredient.

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If you are ordering lunch tacos and you specify corn and the order taker snaps their head up and looks at you like you've just requested a gonorrhea exam you know you are fucked.

Some might say if you order tacos and the order taker doesn't *assume* you want corn, you're fucked.
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I saw a recipe for chili once, given by Chet Flippo.  Flippo is a former Rolling Stone contributor/rockcrit who passes himself off now as a 'new age' country music expert, and an authority on all things Texan.

His chili recipe called for using veal, I believe it was; and somewhere in there he listed chocolate as an ingredient.

Oh God, don't get me started with all that's wrong with the world of chili...from chocalate to tomatoes to beans to cinammon.
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« Reply #86 on: April 21, 2010, 11:47:25 am »
Some might say if you order tacos and the order taker doesn't *assume* you want corn, you're fucked.

I agree completely with this.

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His chili recipe called for using veal, I believe it was; and somewhere in there he listed chocolate as an ingredient.

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« Reply #88 on: April 21, 2010, 11:48:59 am »
Oh God, don't get me started with all that's wrong with the world of chili...from chocalate to tomatoes to beans to cinammon.

What, IYO, should go in chili?
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What, IYO, should go in chili?

Sounds like Wolf Brand.

I have no problems with tomatoes and beans in my chili, though I do like no beans.
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« Reply #90 on: April 21, 2010, 11:56:16 am »
If you're in line, and they say, "Maiz?" quietly to everyone in line except the Anglos, you're in the right place.
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I was surprised to see that Wolf Brand is mostly textured soy instead of meat.
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« Reply #92 on: April 21, 2010, 12:14:48 pm »
What, IYO, should go in chili?

Meat and chiles.  You can throw in garlic and onions, salt and pepper, cumin...a few things like that.  Liquid of some sort.
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« Reply #93 on: April 21, 2010, 12:19:09 pm »
Meat and chiles.  You can throw in garlic and onions, salt and pepper, cumin...a few things like that.  Liquid of some sort.

And the meat should be suitably coarse and/or gristly.  No veal in chili.  No ground meat, either.

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« Reply #94 on: April 21, 2010, 12:35:56 pm »
Doesn't Coke just dilute the Jack?

I enjoy whiskey in all its many mixed and unmixed forms. Variety being the spice of life and all that.

I also unapologetically love things that taste good, regardless of authenticity or purity, which is why I would sell my whole family into indentured servitude right now for a Torchy's taco with eggs, cheese, green chiles and fried shrimp with poblano ranch sauce. Holy sweet jeebus that is some tasty shit.
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Re: Twinky Day 2010
« Reply #95 on: April 21, 2010, 12:46:42 pm »
I enjoy whiskey in all its many mixed and unmixed forms. Variety being the spice of life and all that.

I also unapologetically love things that taste good, regardless of authenticity or purity, which is why I would sell my whole family into indentured servitude right now for a Torchy's taco with eggs, cheese, green chiles and fried shrimp with poblano ranch sauce. Holy sweet jeebus that is some tasty shit.

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« Reply #96 on: April 21, 2010, 12:54:55 pm »
No ground meat, either.

Fucking A.  It's amazing the number of people who don't know the difference between chili meat and ground meat.
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« Reply #97 on: April 21, 2010, 01:12:49 pm »
What about that Skyline stuff?  Is that real chili?
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« Reply #98 on: April 21, 2010, 01:14:26 pm »
What about that Skyline stuff?  Is that real chili?

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« Reply #99 on: April 21, 2010, 01:38:59 pm »
I have often thought about opening a trailer spot here in Austin that would sell Milanesa Tortas.  I have yet to find a place that does them right (in my eyes at least).  Everybody sort of dances around the Milanesa as if they need to enahnce it and they don't.  If you have the right meat, cooked to perfection with the slight breading (and this is where Milanesas are either done right or horribly wrong... it's not Chicken Fried Steak!), then a good Bollilo, toasted the right way, with a thin layer of refried beans, avacado slices and your choice of spread (mayo is the preferred choice, but you can experiment with other sauces) with lettuce and tomato to top it all off and BINGO, you have the perfect Milanesa Torta.

It is the best alternative to a Hamburger ever.  Serve it with steak fries and you have the perfect Mexicano version of a Steak Sandwich.

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« Reply #100 on: April 21, 2010, 01:39:40 pm »
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Here in Rockville, there's a place called Hard Times Cafe that features different kinds of chili from around the country. I've had its Skyline Chili (gross) and its so-called Texas chili (even grosser). The only difference between their Texas chili and Alpo is extra spices.
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« Reply #101 on: April 21, 2010, 01:40:41 pm »
I have often thought about opening a trailer spot here in Austin that would sell Milanesa Tortas.  I have yet to find a place that does them right (in my eyes at least).  Everybody sort of dances around the Milanesa as if they need to enahnce it and they don't.  If you have the right meat, cooked to perfection with the slight breading (and this is where Milanesas are either done right or horribly wrong... it's not Chicken Fried Steak!), then a good Bollilo, toasted the right way, with a thin layer of refried beans, avacado slices and your choice of spread (mayo is the preferred choice, but you can experiment with other sauces) with lettuce and tomato to top it all off and BINGO, you have the perfect Milanesa Torta.

It is the best alternative to a Hamburger ever.  Serve it with steak fries and you have the perfect Mexicano version of a Steak Sandwich.

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« Reply #102 on: April 21, 2010, 01:45:51 pm »
Torchy's is boutique tacos, and they're pretty good at that. Not traditional, and the store tortillas are a real weak point.

Agreed.  It's not that the experiment in layers of flavor were horrible, it was quite interesting.  But it's a taco for goodness sake!  Next thing you know, someone is going to want to deconstruct tacos and call it qourmet taqueria!

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Not been to one yet.  I've heard it's worth trying.  But the place close to us for lunch tacos is Taco Deli and it's quite safe for the people in my office.  Plus they love Chuy's as well, only because they love the Ranch style Habanero Dip.  Every once and a while, I'll go eat lunch by myself and go down to Jardin Corona on Spicewood Springs.  It's not my favorite when it comes to traditional food, they are 100% Tex-Mex.  But the one thing that they serve that is outstanding (and I'm sure this stuff is made with much amor from the cocina) is the Caldo de Res.  It is outstanding!  In Mexico, it was not uncommon to eat a bowl of Caldo de Res as big as your head for lunch, usually on a Friday for some reason, and then go take a great three hour siesta.

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Re: Twinky Day 2010
« Reply #103 on: April 21, 2010, 01:46:51 pm »
I have often thought about opening a trailer spot here in Austin that would sell Milanesa Tortas.  I have yet to find a place that does them right (in my eyes at least).  Everybody sort of dances around the Milanesa as if they need to enahnce it and they don't.  If you have the right meat, cooked to perfection with the slight breading (and this is where Milanesas are either done right or horribly wrong... it's not Chicken Fried Steak!), then a good Bollilo, toasted the right way, with a thin layer of refried beans, avacado slices and your choice of spread (mayo is the preferred choice, but you can experiment with other sauces) with lettuce and tomato to top it all off and BINGO, you have the perfect Milanesa Torta.

It is the best alternative to a Hamburger ever.  Serve it with steak fries and you have the perfect Mexicano version of a Steak Sandwich.
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« Reply #104 on: April 21, 2010, 01:48:00 pm »
I have often thought about opening a trailer spot here in Austin that would sell Milanesa Tortas.  I have yet to find a place that does them right (in my eyes at least).  Everybody sort of dances around the Milanesa as if they need to enahnce it and they don't.  If you have the right meat, cooked to perfection with the slight breading (and this is where Milanesas are either done right or horribly wrong... it's not Chicken Fried Steak!), then a good Bollilo, toasted the right way, with a thin layer of refried beans, avacado slices and your choice of spread (mayo is the preferred choice, but you can experiment with other sauces) with lettuce and tomato to top it all off and BINGO, you have the perfect Milanesa Torta.

It is the best alternative to a Hamburger ever.  Serve it with steak fries and you have the perfect Mexicano version of a Steak Sandwich.

Oh, tortas.  So delicious.

My favorite local Houston one is at Chapultapec on Richmond near Montrose, my preferred 24-hour-we'll-serve-you-margaritas-in-styrofoam-cups-at-four-in-the-morning-divey-tex-mex places. 

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Re: Twinky Day 2010
« Reply #105 on: April 21, 2010, 01:48:02 pm »
I have often thought about opening a trailer spot here in Austin that would sell Milanesa Tortas.  I have yet to find a place that does them right (in my eyes at least).  Everybody sort of dances around the Milanesa as if they need to enahnce it and they don't.  If you have the right meat, cooked to perfection with the slight breading (and this is where Milanesas are either done right or horribly wrong... it's not Chicken Fried Steak!), then a good Bollilo, toasted the right way, with a thin layer of refried beans, avacado slices and your choice of spread (mayo is the preferred choice, but you can experiment with other sauces) with lettuce and tomato to top it all off and BINGO, you have the perfect Milanesa Torta.

It is the best alternative to a Hamburger ever.  Serve it with steak fries and you have the perfect Mexicano version of a Steak Sandwich.

The TacoDeli tortas are pretty damn good, but I might have to try fixing one your way. Milanesa is the really thin-cut steak, right? And I assume you saute it after breading it?
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« Reply #106 on: April 21, 2010, 01:51:21 pm »
My favorite local Houston one is at Chapultapec on Richmond near Montrose, my preferred 24-hour-we'll-serve-you-margaritas-in-styrofoam-cups-at-four-in-the-morning-divey-tex-mex places. 

Chapultapec is still around? Wow, we used to eat there when I was in school mumble-mumble years ago.
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« Reply #107 on: April 21, 2010, 01:53:30 pm »
Chapultapec is still around? Wow, we used to eat there when I was in school mumble-mumble years ago.

Still around and not any cleaner.  I had some fantastic post-bar enchiladas there last Friday night.
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« Reply #108 on: April 21, 2010, 01:53:52 pm »
Next thing you know, someone is going to want to deconstruct tacos and call it qourmet taqueria!

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« Reply #109 on: April 21, 2010, 01:56:46 pm »
I have often thought about opening a trailer spot here in Austin that would sell Milanesa Tortas.  I have yet to find a place that does them right (in my eyes at least).  Everybody sort of dances around the Milanesa as if they need to enahnce it and they don't.  If you have the right meat, cooked to perfection with the slight breading (and this is where Milanesas are either done right or horribly wrong... it's not Chicken Fried Steak!), then a good Bollilo, toasted the right way, with a thin layer of refried beans, avacado slices and your choice of spread (mayo is the preferred choice, but you can experiment with other sauces) with lettuce and tomato to top it all off and BINGO, you have the perfect Milanesa Torta.

It is the best alternative to a Hamburger ever.  Serve it with steak fries and you have the perfect Mexicano version of a Steak Sandwich.

Back when I was a kid growing up on the west coast of Florida, before it became the massive high-rise eyesore it is today, most of the smaller coastal towns were basically fishing villages.  They used to have fresh fish stands everywhere.  You could walk down the street, and there would be little huts selling fish that were swimming an hour earlier.  You could get the best grouper sandwiches at those places.  Very simple...just a grilled fillet served on toasted bread with mustard.  At a fancy hut, you might could get cabbage or cole slaw on them too, but that was about it.  It was heaven on toast.
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« Reply #110 on: April 21, 2010, 02:00:27 pm »
Still around and not any cleaner.  I had some fantastic post-bar enchiladas there last Friday night.

The best post-bar eatery in Houston used to be La Jaliscience on Montrose.  They had these massive burritos that could feed three people that cost $0.99.  I hear the ol' "Jolly Science" is closed now, but fond memories.
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« Reply #111 on: April 21, 2010, 02:04:24 pm »
The TacoDeli tortas are pretty damn good, but I might have to try fixing one your way. Milanesa is the really thin-cut steak, right? And I assume you saute it after breading it?

You know what, I haven't tried the TacoDeli Tortas, and seeing as how they really have the right personnel in the kitchen, it's probably something I should order next time.  Thanks for the tip.  As far as my own way of making Milanesa Torta, here is how my mother taught me how to do it:

1. Make sure you get the steak as thin-cut as you can.  Season the steak as you wish, but don't over do it.
2. Take saltine crackers (not flour) and ground them all up until you have a really fine power.  This is why you don't over season the meat, the salt in the crackers is now part of the crust.
3. Dip the steak in egg-batter to allow the saltine cracker powder to bond to the meat.
4. Don't use a deep frying method to cook the steak, instead use a frying pan to cook the meat only to a certain degree of readiness.
5. Make sure you have the oven ready to put the Milanesa in the oven to finish cooking.  I wish I could tell you exact times when to make the transition, but I don't usually keep a timer on anything, I've learned to do this simply by look and smell.
6. While the oven is finishing cooking the meat, prepare the torta, by slicing the Bollilo in half, slightly butter on the two halves and then on a grill (we have a pan grill that we use), toast the bread.
7. On the bottom half of the sandwich, put a very thin layer of refried beans.  You can choose what type of beans you want to use, either spicy or mild.
8. Place the Milanesa on top of the bottom half of the Torta (where you just added bean spread).
9. Take the top half of the Bollilo and add a spread to it, I still like to use mayo sometimes, but have experimented with salsas as a spread before.  It's been unique, but the tried and true way is to use mayo.
10. Place the avacado slices on top of the milanesa and season the slices ever so slightly (again, don't overwhelm the meat with too much additional flavors and spices).
11. Top it all off with lettuce and tomato and then place the top half of the Bollilo on top of it to have your Torta Sandwich.

Take a pair of toothpicks and place one on each half of the Torta and then cut the sandwich in half.  Place it on a plate with the steak fries and there you have it.

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« Reply #112 on: April 21, 2010, 02:04:53 pm »
The best post-bar eatery in Houston used to be La Jaliscience on Montrose.  They had these massive burritos that could feed three people that cost $0.99.  I hear the ol' "Jolly Science" is closed now, but fond memories.

It's now an El Tiempo and it's crazy popular.

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« Reply #113 on: April 21, 2010, 02:05:25 pm »
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I realize we're supposed to be ridiculing them, but that menu looks pretty good.
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« Reply #114 on: April 21, 2010, 02:06:03 pm »
It's now an El Tiempo and it's crazy popular.

I assume a totally different menu though?
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« Reply #115 on: April 21, 2010, 02:06:43 pm »
Noe, have you tasted the chicken at Pollo Regio? I could eat there every day.

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« Reply #116 on: April 21, 2010, 02:09:22 pm »
I assume a totally different menu though?

Oh yeah, but iirc the menu at La Jalisc was huge, right? Like the burritos. El Tiempo's menu is quite expansive and the portions are humongous.

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« Reply #117 on: April 21, 2010, 02:11:34 pm »
El Tiempo's menu is quite expansive and the portions are humongous.

Note: portion size does not apply to margaritas.
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« Reply #118 on: April 21, 2010, 02:12:20 pm »
Oh yeah, but iirc the menu at La Jalisc was huge, right? Like the burritos. El Tiempo's menu is quite expansive and the portions are humongous.

Yeah, it was pretty extensive, though I rarely got anything other than the burrito.  Of course, I rarely was there when it wasn't 3:00am and all I had left was $1.97 in change.
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« Reply #119 on: April 21, 2010, 02:12:36 pm »
Noe, have you tasted the chicken at Pollo Regio? I could eat there every day.

I have heard of it many a time.  I was once walking downtown to a conference and saw a Billboard for them plastered on the side of one of the buildings.  I have yet to venture down there to get some pollo rostisado.  Best tasting food you can wrap a corn tortilla around ever!  There is just something about grilled Pollo with borracho beans and corn tortilla that says "heaven" to the taste-buds.

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« Reply #120 on: April 21, 2010, 02:13:34 pm »
Note: portion size does not apply to margaritas.

Best 'ritas in Houston used to be at Cafe Noche on Montrose.  Is that even still there?
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« Reply #121 on: April 21, 2010, 02:14:15 pm »
Oh yeah, but iirc the menu at La Jalisc was huge, right? Like the burritos. El Tiempo's menu is quite expansive and the portions are humongous.

El Tiempo is owned by Mama Ninfa's grandsons, the Laurenzos.
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« Reply #122 on: April 21, 2010, 02:15:56 pm »
Best 'ritas in Houston used to be at Cafe Noche on Montrose.  Is that even still there?

Not that I know of.  My go to place for good margaritas in the 'Trose is Maria Selma on Richmond and Mandell.  Best tortilla chips in town as well.
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« Reply #123 on: April 21, 2010, 02:17:14 pm »
I realize we're supposed to be ridiculing them, but that menu looks pretty good.

The ones I've had were only okay. Not bad, but the whole thing seemed bizarre.
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« Reply #124 on: April 21, 2010, 02:18:24 pm »
What's the consensus on El Tiempo from you locals? I've only eaten there once on a visit home and enjoyed it very much. On the other hand, I didn't have to pick up the tab so price didn't influence my opinion. Compared to La Jaliscience it's quite expensive but the food was good.


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« Reply #125 on: April 21, 2010, 02:18:58 pm »
Every once and a while, I'll go eat lunch by myself and go down to Jardin Corona on Spicewood Springs.  It's not my favorite when it comes to traditional food, they are 100% Tex-Mex.  But the one thing that they serve that is outstanding (and I'm sure this stuff is made with much amor from the cocina) is the Caldo de Res.  It is outstanding!  In Mexico, it was not uncommon to eat a bowl of Caldo de Res as big as your head for lunch, usually on a Friday for some reason, and then go take a great three hour siesta.

Fond memories.

I really want to try the Caldo de Res at Habanero or at the Taqueria but it's so hard to get past everything else on the menu.

And that milanesa torta sounds incredible. Taqueria does a very thin marinated chicken as a special. I don't know how they do it, but it's thin like a milanesa, probably grilled on a flattop, and it's juicy and flavorful, not dry at all. No breading.
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« Reply #126 on: April 21, 2010, 02:21:03 pm »
What's the consensus on El Tiempo from you locals? I've only there once on a visit home and enjoyed it very much. On the other hand, I didn't have to pick up the tab so price didn't influence my opinion. Compared to La Jaliscience it's quite expensive but the food was good.



It's a common destination amongst the yuppie former UT frat boy scene.

I can usually think of five better tex-mex joints within a five minute radius of any El Tiempo, but that doesn't mean it's not good for what it is.  Definately on the pricey side for tex-mex, however.
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« Reply #127 on: April 21, 2010, 02:23:50 pm »
Not that I know of.  My go to place for good margaritas in the 'Trose is Maria Selma on Richmond and Mandell.  Best tortilla chips in town as well.

OK, Cafe Noche is now Hollywood Vietnamese.  How's that for a switch.
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« Reply #128 on: April 21, 2010, 02:25:48 pm »
The ones I've had were only okay. Not bad, but the whole thing seemed bizarre.

That menu looks like fusion Mexican, something you'd find in Mexico City more often than not.  The Chile Relleno has all the right ingredients, including the often excluded raisins.  If you're going to make Chile Relleno, it better have that kick from the Poblano Pepper married to the picadillo.  That is one dish that requires the two flavors to fuse together in a harmonious dance on the tongue.

When my wife and I were in San Antonio for our anniversary last year, we went to a very fancy Mexican restaurant that touted the fusion of flavors.  I ordered their Chile Relleno hoping to get that kick of the two well mixed ingredients, but alas I was disappointed how disproportioned the flavors turned out to be.

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« Reply #129 on: April 21, 2010, 02:26:38 pm »
Oh yeah, but iirc the menu at La Jalisc was huge, right? Like the burritos. El Tiempo's menu is quite expaensive and the portions are humongous.

FIFY.

I like El Tiempo's food, and their margaritas kick all kinds of arse, but even the free chips cost more than 99 cents.
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« Reply #130 on: April 21, 2010, 02:27:43 pm »
I have heard of it many a time.  I was once walking downtown to a conference and saw a Billboard for them plastered on the side of one of the buildings.  I have yet to venture down there to get some pollo rostisado.  Best tasting food you can wrap a corn tortilla around ever!  There is just something about grilled Pollo with borracho beans and corn tortilla that says "heaven" to the taste-buds.

It's unfuckwithable in its pure awesomeness. The place has an almost cult following for a reason, but it was always under my radar until one of their trucks moved into the parking lot of the gas station at 38th and I-35. One of my neighbors raved about it so the next time I had to fill up the gas tank I picked up a whole chicken, too. It blew my mind the first time I tasted it, and the hot green sauce that comes with it blew my taste buds.

A whole chicken, a dozen tortillas, a whole grilled onion, rice, and kick ass beans for 12 bucks or so? Yes.

If only that truck hadn't moved on along....now I have to drive all the way to the one off 290.

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« Reply #131 on: April 21, 2010, 02:27:59 pm »
Just an aside, but I love it when we talk about restaurants around here.
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« Reply #132 on: April 21, 2010, 02:28:16 pm »
El Tiempo is owned by Mama Ninfa's grandsons, the Laurenzos.

It was a stealth Ninfa's when it opened, which was after Ninfa's went bust and sold the name.
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« Reply #133 on: April 21, 2010, 02:31:46 pm »
It was a stealth Ninfa's when it opened, which was after Ninfa's went bust and sold the name.

I always found Ninfa's pretty good, but overpriced.  Sounds like the apple didn't fall too far from the tree.
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« Reply #134 on: April 21, 2010, 02:33:40 pm »
It's unfuckwithable in its pure awesomeness. The place has an almost cult following for a reason, but it was always under my radar until one of their trucks moved into the parking lot of the gas station at 38th and I-35. One of my neighbors raved about it so the next time I had to fill up the gas tank I picked up a whole chicken, too. It blew my mind the first time I tasted it, and the hot green sauce that comes with it blew my taste buds.

A whole chicken, a dozen tortillas, a whole grilled onion, rice, and kick ass beans for 12 bucks or so? Yes.

If only that truck hadn't moved on along....now I have to drive all the way to the one off 290.

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« Reply #135 on: April 21, 2010, 02:34:02 pm »
OK, Cafe Noche is now Hollywood Vietnamese.  How's that for a switch.

I used to partonize a Liqudo stand in my old neighborhood (near Spanish Flower actually) a very long time ago when I was going to college.  It was my favorite hang-out and damn good mango liquados too.  When I got married many years later, I talked my wife to go with me to my old neighborhood to get a couple of liqudos.  She relented after I agreed she could stay in the car with the doors locked.  I walked up to the stand and noticed that their menu had increased.  Not only did they still serve liqudos, but they had other offerings as well... like egg-rolls.  Egg-rolls? I walk up and a little Chinese couple were behind the counter.

(tiny woman)"You want something to eat?"
(me) "Ah, no, I think I made a mistake... all I wanted was a couple of liqudos... but..."
(tiny woman) "Oh we make you some... what kind you like?"
(me - looking back at wife and smiling) "Ah... oh... okay... two mango liqudos please"

I took those to my wife and before I could say "I'm sorry, you're probably not going to like this...", she says after one slurp on the straw... "Wow, these are great!".  "Really" as I took a swig "Hmmmm... these are good!!!" They were the best liqudos that stand had ever produced.

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« Reply #136 on: April 21, 2010, 02:34:30 pm »
I like El Tiempo's food, and their margaritas kick all kinds of arse,

I found their margaritas (on the rocks) to be completely unmemorable.  And small.
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« Reply #137 on: April 21, 2010, 02:34:38 pm »
I always found Ninfa's pretty good, but overpriced.  Sounds like the apple didn't fall too far from the tree.

ET was definitely up-market from the day it opened.  I think they realised that Houston was well served with cheap and cheerful Tex Mex.
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« Reply #138 on: April 21, 2010, 02:36:25 pm »
It's unfuckwithable in its pure awesomeness. The place has an almost cult following for a reason, but it was always under my radar until one of their trucks moved into the parking lot of the gas station at 38th and I-35. One of my neighbors raved about it so the next time I had to fill up the gas tank I picked up a whole chicken, too. It blew my mind the first time I tasted it, and the hot green sauce that comes with it blew my taste buds.

A whole chicken, a dozen tortillas, a whole grilled onion, rice, and kick ass beans for 12 bucks or so? Yes.

If only that truck hadn't moved on along....now I have to drive all the way to the one off 290.

Grilled onions kick some serious arse.  Especially hot off the grill.  You squeeze lemon juice on a grilled onion hot off the grill and man, that just knocks you over with the great taste!

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« Reply #139 on: April 21, 2010, 02:40:25 pm »
ET was definitely up-market from the day it opened.  I think they realised that Houston was well served with cheap and cheerful Tex Mex.

I looked up a review of ET, and saw where one Patron says he/she drives 30 to get there.  That better be some fucking ALLSOME Tex-Mex.  I can drive 5 minutes and get to 10 places that are pretty good.
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« Reply #140 on: April 21, 2010, 02:41:06 pm »
Just an aside, but I love it when we talk about restaurants around here.

Its not as much fun when you live in the city with the crappy chili restaurant.

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« Reply #141 on: April 21, 2010, 02:42:33 pm »
Its not as much fun when you live in the city with the crappy chili restaurant.

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« Reply #142 on: April 21, 2010, 02:53:42 pm »
Ok, I'm going to have to try this. Where do I go?

If you live south, you have multiple options. For me the closest is the one on Berkman (6615) just south of Nelson Field and 290.

Go to yelp Austin and search for Pollo Regio and/or Pollo Rico.

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« Reply #143 on: April 21, 2010, 03:03:45 pm »
I have often thought about opening a trailer spot here in Austin that would sell Milanesa Tortas.  I have yet to find a place that does them right (in my eyes at least).  Everybody sort of dances around the Milanesa as if they need to enahnce it and they don't.  If you have the right meat, cooked to perfection with the slight breading (and this is where Milanesas are either done right or horribly wrong... it's not Chicken Fried Steak!), then a good Bollilo, toasted the right way, with a thin layer of refried beans, avacado slices and your choice of spread (mayo is the preferred choice, but you can experiment with other sauces) with lettuce and tomato to top it all off and BINGO, you have the perfect Milanesa Torta.

It is the best alternative to a Hamburger ever.  Serve it with steak fries and you have the perfect Mexicano version of a Steak Sandwich.

Ever tried Juarez Bakery on Mays just North of Gattis School Rd in RR?  Pretty decent Milanesa Torta for like $2.50.  Little hole in the wall where you order at the counter and they bring it out.

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« Reply #144 on: April 21, 2010, 03:16:38 pm »
Ever tried Juarez Bakery on Mays just North of Gattis School Rd in RR?  Pretty decent Milanesa Torta for like $2.50.  Little hole in the wall where you order at the counter and they bring it out.

no, but my co-worker brought in some sweet bread, sugar cookies, and empinadas from there... I was stuffed, didn't bother with lunch that day...
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« Reply #145 on: April 21, 2010, 03:19:49 pm »
If you live south, you have multiple options. For me the closest is the one on Berkman (6615) just south of Nelson Field and 290.

Go to yelp Austin and search for Pollo Regio and/or Pollo Rico.

I work near there.  Please tell me it's open for lunch.  I don't care if I have to bring it back to my office.
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« Reply #146 on: April 21, 2010, 03:23:15 pm »
I work near there.  Please tell me it's open for lunch.  I don't care if I have to bring it back to my office.


Oh yeah. I think they're open from 10-10.

And you will have to bring it back to the office because it's a storefront only and not a dine-in place. It's located right next to a Conoco station.
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« Reply #147 on: April 21, 2010, 03:25:47 pm »
no, but my co-worker brought in some sweet bread, sugar cookies, and empinadas from there... I was stuffed, didn't bother with lunch that day...

The pan dulce is nice.  It's kind of an interesting place.  When I first started going there it was basically folding chairs and tables.  As they have experienced some success, they have added improvements like real tables. chairs, new tile and re-did the bathrooms.  

Good food cheap.

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« Reply #148 on: April 21, 2010, 03:46:32 pm »
Meat and chiles.  You can throw in garlic and onions, salt and pepper, cumin...a few things like that.  Liquid of some sort.

I make two different kinds of chili, depending on my mood. When I'm in a "bowl of red" mood, the liquid of choice is beer with water and/or stock and crushed tomatoes with juice. When I'm in a "bowl of meat" mood, I leave out the tomatoes. And I never put beans in my chili, because that is sacrilegious.

I didn't know El Jaliscience had closed, although I guess that doesn't surprise me. Years ago that place used to be great, and then when it got really popular, the food wasn't as good. I miss having hole-in-the-wall Mexican places around every corner. There's a place up here called Mi Casita that has pretty good tacos and tamales, but their queso is obviously made with canned cheese soup or something. It's horrid.

Anybody ever eat at Kanomwan Thai over on Telephone? I used to frequent that place, and Mai's, back in college. Both really cheap and really good.
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« Reply #149 on: April 21, 2010, 03:54:18 pm »

Anybody ever eat at Kanomwan Thai over on Telephone? I used to frequent that place, and Mai's, back in college. Both really cheap and really good.

Good old Telephone Thai.  I was just there a couple of months ago.

Mai's unfortunately recently burned to the ground.  The owners vow to rebuild, but who knows.  Ironically, it burned down just when Brennan's finally reopened after it got torched two blocks away.
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« Reply #150 on: April 21, 2010, 04:01:21 pm »
Aw, Mai's burned down? Bummer. :(
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« Reply #151 on: April 21, 2010, 04:08:20 pm »
Noe, have you tasted the chicken at Pollo Regio? I could eat there every day.

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« Reply #152 on: April 21, 2010, 04:17:43 pm »
I am absolutely hitting this on the way home today. Thanks.

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« Reply #153 on: April 21, 2010, 04:23:32 pm »
I'll probably be at the little brother on Rundberg and 35.
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« Reply #154 on: April 21, 2010, 04:26:33 pm »
El Tiempo's food sucks.  The drinks are decent (the tequila lemonade is particularly nice), but overpriced.  If I'm doing high-end Mexican (i.e. anything that costs more than a taqueria), it's Hugo's all the way.  One taste of their duck mole sopesitos, and I was a fan for life.
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« Reply #155 on: April 21, 2010, 05:03:08 pm »
El Tiempo's food sucks.  The drinks are decent (the tequila lemonade is particularly nice), but overpriced.  If I'm doing high-end Mexican (i.e. anything that costs more than a taqueria), it's Hugo's all the way.  One taste of their duck mole sopesitos, and I was a fan for life.

Hugo's is awesome.  For some reason, despite living a mere two blocks away, I have yet to go to Sunday brunch there. 
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« Reply #156 on: April 21, 2010, 05:03:50 pm »
Hugo's is awesome.  For some reason, despite living a mere two blocks away, I have yet to go to Sunday brunch there. 

I think I'm going this sunday - it's great.
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« Reply #157 on: April 21, 2010, 05:07:27 pm »
Hugo's is awesome.  For some reason, despite living a mere two blocks away, I have yet to go to Sunday brunch there. 

We went there last year for a graduation celebration (on the strength of recommendations from this very forum), and it was fantastic.
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« Reply #158 on: April 21, 2010, 06:03:20 pm »
1. I'm white. The order taker has no way to know if I know what the fuck I'm doing or not so I don't mind their asking.

2. La Jaliscience. I drive by that location all the time and never once am I not deeply saddened that it is no longer there. Not only was the food pretty good and the place open all night but there were some of the strangest fucking people you could ever see wandering around in there.

3. El Tiempo. I cannot begin to convey how terrible this place is. Avoid at all costs.

4. Hard Times Cafe. I hadn't thought about that place in years. I used to go to the one in Old Town Alexandria and the one in Clarendon. I have no idea why. Maybe to witness the spectacle of watching people eat chili on top of spaghetti.

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« Reply #159 on: April 22, 2010, 09:21:06 am »
Thought some of you might find this interesting.  Don't know if you have enough Dallas knowledge to vote.  But you might consider starting something similar for Houston.

http://www.thrillist.com/dallas/dallas-taco-bracket

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« Reply #160 on: April 22, 2010, 09:25:54 am »
1. I'm white. The order taker has no way to know if I know what the fuck I'm doing or not so I don't mind their asking.

2. La Jaliscience. I drive by that location all the time and never once am I not deeply saddened that it is no longer there. Not only was the food pretty good and the place open all night but there were some of the strangest fucking people you could ever see wandering around in there.

3. El Tiempo. I cannot begin to convey how terrible this place is. Avoid at all costs.

4. Hard Times Cafe. I hadn't thought about that place in years. I used to go to the one in Old Town Alexandria and the one in Clarendon. I have no idea why. Maybe to witness the spectacle of watching people eat chili on top of spaghetti.

5. Wrong thread but fuck Iceland.

Where are you stuck? I wouldn't mind being stuck in Europe right now but I'd be pretty pissed if I was missing a trip there.
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« Reply #161 on: April 22, 2010, 10:49:17 am »
Where are you stuck? I wouldn't mind being stuck in Europe right now but I'd be pretty pissed if I was missing a trip there.

I'm not stuck anywhere, yet. As noted in another thread my new favorite band was supposed to play in Houston last night but couldn't. If I were stuck in Europe I doubt I'd be complaining. 
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Thought some of you might find this interesting.  Don't know if you have enough Dallas knowledge to vote.  But you might consider starting something similar for Houston.

http://www.thrillist.com/dallas/dallas-taco-bracket



Excellent. I now have a whole list of places to try. If I could remember the name of one I went to last year, I'd vote for it or suggest it. I got a pork adobo taco and a spicy chicken-and-bacon taco there and they were both fantastic. The place is on the near east side of Dallas, not far north of I-30. I can't remember the name of the neighborhood.

Last night, I was in Frisco with some of the girls, and we went to a place called Mattito's, where I had a beef tamale with chili gravy and a chicken-jalapeno tamale with tomatillo sauce. Muy bueno.

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« Reply #163 on: April 23, 2010, 12:42:58 pm »
Oh yeah. I think they're open from 10-10.

And you will have to bring it back to the office because it's a storefront only and not a dine-in place. It's located right next to a Conoco station.

I am chowing down as we speak. Holy shit! This is good chicken. You gentlemen have the undying gratitude of myself and several coworkers.

I hesitate to mention this, but my boss ordered the beef tacos. You'd have thought he had ordered escargot. Brought the entire process to a temporary standstill. It was actually kind of funny.
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« Reply #164 on: April 23, 2010, 03:01:51 pm »
I am chowing down as we speak. Holy shit! This is good chicken. You gentlemen have the undying gratitude of myself and several coworkers.

I hesitate to mention this, but my boss ordered the beef tacos. You'd have thought he had ordered escargot. Brought the entire process to a temporary standstill. It was actually kind of funny.


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« Reply #165 on: April 23, 2010, 04:18:20 pm »
I used to cook at Night Hawk and I could never understand the people who came in and ordered fish. I mean, it was ok, but you're at a steakhouse. Try the steak.

I assume you're using the term "steak" in the loosest possible sense here.

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I assume you're using the term "steak" in the loosest possible sense here.

A metaphor, if you will.
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« Reply #167 on: April 23, 2010, 04:30:14 pm »
A metaphor, if you will.

I metaphor sex, but all I got was steak?
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« Reply #168 on: April 23, 2010, 04:31:17 pm »
I metaphor sex, but all I got was steak?

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« Reply #169 on: April 23, 2010, 04:45:58 pm »
Trouser Snake.
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« Reply #170 on: April 23, 2010, 04:48:13 pm »
Trouser Snake.

Tastes like chicken.  Allegedly.
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