I missed it- why was Lance sitting?
FUCK! Why weren't you bunting Pudge there?
Has the umpire's strike zone been this "generous" all night? Matsui got fucked.
His wife just gave birth. Connie Mack is spinning in his fucking grave.
We had a guy on my softball team miss a playoff game, because his sister just gave birth. The day before.
What the hell is the world coming to when family comes before beer-league softball?
Well, it's not as if it was his baby... er, at least I hope it wasn't.
Take Maysonet out of the lineup and there goes half the offense.
Bunts one of the fastest guys in the league over with no outs in the 8th and doesn't bunt runners on 1B and 2B over with no outs and a true DP threat at the dish in the 9th. Makes perfect sense in 'Coop world' I guess...