You got it.
Some fair warning here for the group. I am 0-18 in my lifetime seeing the Astros in person. The ignominious string has seen me watch the good guys loose in San Francisco, LA, San Diego, DC, Baltimore, Philly, Pittsburgh and the Astrodome. Included in this revolting, decades-long spectacle were losses by Nolan Ryan, Mike Scott, Andy Pettitte, Daryl Kile and newbies like Nieve and (sic) Williams.
There will be some firsts for me. I've never seen Oswalt pitch in person. I've never been to a game at MMPUS. I've only met a couple of you in person. So, I need some slumpbuster suggestions so that I don't fly this grunge down there and infect you all. Keep in mind that I am (happily) married and would like to remain that way. Fire away.
Unrelated side note: If I fail to structure my work day down there on the 6th well enough and have to show up to the goat-pick and game in a suit, y'all (I'm workin' on my Texan) have free license to ridicule me unmercilessly the entire time.