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« on: July 03, 2007, 06:28:24 pm »
Philadelphia

Rollins, SS
Bourn, CF
Utley, 2B
Howard, 1B
Victorino, RF
Dobbs, LF
Helms, 3B
Barajas, C
Eaton, P

Houston

Biggio, 2B
Pence, CF
Berkman, 1B
Lee, LF
Loretta, SS
Lamb, 3B
Scott, RF
Ausmus, C
Oswalt, P
Oye. Vamos, vamos.

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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2007, 07:15:13 pm »
Pence is playing, not traded?
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« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2007, 07:20:07 pm »
Pence is playing, not traded?

Looks like you didn't get your wish. At least the team hasn't already thrown in the towel.

Anyway...

Biggio K's swinging
Pence grounds out to third
Lance walks
Carlos pops out to second.

0-0
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2007, 07:50:40 pm »
Nice second inning!  Bases loaded, no outs but the bottom of the order due up.  We've seen that go pear-shaped many a time!
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2007, 07:52:17 pm »
Lots of shit happened in the 2nd....Phils score on a couple of doubles.  Astros plate three runs on a bases loaded walk by Ausmus, a GIDP by Roy and an RBI single by Biggio. 

3-1 Astros in the top of the 3rd.
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2007, 07:54:36 pm »
Top 3, a pair of singles by Rollins and Bourn...2-out double by Ryan Howard ties the game at 3.
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2007, 07:56:40 pm »
Very next pitch Roy gets a tapper back to the box...heading to the bottom of the third...brand new ballgame, tied at 3.  Gotta go back to work.
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2007, 07:57:16 pm »
Top 3, a pair of singles by Rollins and Bourn...2-out double by Ryan Howard ties the game at 3.

another Oswalt inning. damn, he cannot put up zeroes. quit bitching about offense and pitch!
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2007, 07:58:05 pm »
Berkman draws a leadoff walk.
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« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2007, 07:59:45 pm »
another Oswalt inning. damn, he cannot put up zeroes. quit bitching about offense and pitch!


Good thing Eaton is not looking too sharp.  Lots of runs still out there to be scored.
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2007, 08:04:36 pm »
Lee goes down on a Ks, Loretta down Kc.  2 away.  On the bright side, we learned that Adam Eaton is from Roslyn, Washington, the town in which the greatest show ever on television (Northern Exposure) was filmed.  How about that baseball fans?
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2007, 08:05:43 pm »
Lambchops lines out to CF, inning over.  Still tied headed to the 4th.
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2007, 08:08:45 pm »
Dobbs with a broken bat single in the hole between Berkman and Biggio.  Someone needs to plug that fucker.
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2007, 08:10:27 pm »
Another gork...two on no outs for the Phightin's. 
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2007, 08:11:26 pm »
Ahhhh...the pitcher's best friend...the ol' 5-4-3 twin killing.  Two out, runner on 3B.
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2007, 08:12:53 pm »
Oswalt with the punchout...nice job by Roy after a couple of hard luck singles.  Still tied 3-3.
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2007, 08:16:31 pm »
Dobbs with a broken bat single in the hole between Berkman and Biggio.  Someone needs to plug that fucker.

Biggio or Berkman...or Dobbs?
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2007, 08:16:45 pm »
Anyone else lose sound?
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2007, 08:16:55 pm »

Good thing Eaton is not looking too sharp.  Lots of runs still out there to be scored.

Eaton has hung a bunch of meatballs out over the plate and not been punished.  Like that one to Ausmus right there.  Crap!!!!
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« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2007, 08:17:18 pm »
Anyone else lose sound?

Yup.  Why didn't this ever happen to Worrell?
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2007, 08:18:28 pm »
Scott grounds out 3U...

Ausmus watches strike three...

Roy down swinging....

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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2007, 08:18:58 pm »
lost audio as well.  anybody catch the trivia answer - mine was late coming out of the break...
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2007, 08:20:13 pm »
lost audio as well.  anybody catch the trivia answer - mine was late coming out of the break...

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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #23 on: July 03, 2007, 08:20:14 pm »
Biggio or Berkman...or Dobbs?


Oh sure, now you chime in when you can make monkey shines.
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #24 on: July 03, 2007, 08:20:37 pm »
Anyone else lose sound?

JD has a plan...
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #25 on: July 03, 2007, 08:21:50 pm »
No!!!!!!!!!!! Yvette is moving to Boston for a year!!!
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« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2007, 08:21:56 pm »
WooHoo!!! Yvette's in the booth!!!!
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« Reply #27 on: July 03, 2007, 08:22:03 pm »
SON OF A BITCH... Yvette leaving
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« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2007, 08:22:53 pm »
WooHoo!!! Yvette's in the booth!!!!

JD must have had the mic switch in his pocket
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« Reply #29 on: July 03, 2007, 08:23:03 pm »
Poor Milo has got to be distraught.
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« Reply #30 on: July 03, 2007, 08:23:20 pm »
If Yvette's profundities return from Boston in any manner other than which they left, there'll be hell to pay.
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« Reply #31 on: July 03, 2007, 08:24:58 pm »
Fuck.  Yvette couldn't come during a 5 run inning.
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« Reply #32 on: July 03, 2007, 08:26:19 pm »
Not sure what happened, as I was imagining Yvette naked in my hot tub, but I'm pretty sure the Phils didn't score.  Headed to the bottom of the 5th, still tied 3-3.
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« Reply #33 on: July 03, 2007, 08:27:53 pm »
Not sure what happened, as I was imagining Yvette naked in my hot tub, but I'm pretty sure the Phils didn't score.  Headed to the bottom of the 5th, still tied 3-3.

You're that good at calculating water displacement?
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« Reply #34 on: July 03, 2007, 08:31:00 pm »
No!!!!!!!!!!! Yvette is moving to Boston for a year!!!

And this after I finally see her in high-def.  Oh well, we'll always have 7/3/2007.  Maybe I should DVR it.

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« Reply #35 on: July 03, 2007, 08:33:15 pm »
this mlbtv thingy is pretty cool.  feel free to welcome me to the century.  this is only the second or third game
I have gotten to watch this season. 
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« Reply #36 on: July 03, 2007, 08:34:35 pm »
Bottom 5...no runs, a hit, a man stranded. 
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« Reply #37 on: July 03, 2007, 08:35:24 pm »
this mlbtv thingy is pretty cool.  feel free to welcome me to the century.  this is only the second or third game
I have gotten to watch this season. 


Did they show Yvette on mlb.tv?
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« Reply #38 on: July 03, 2007, 08:39:46 pm »

Did they show Yvette on mlb.tv?

yes, briefly. 

from the way everyone talks about her, i feel like my getting to see her is like daniel catching the fly with chopsticks on his first try.


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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #39 on: July 03, 2007, 08:48:19 pm »
Ok, back to the game....

Loretta takes one for the team...

Lamb flies out to LF...one away...

Luke Scott, can't handle the hook....2 down...

Bradley grounds into 6U FC....inning over.
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« Reply #40 on: July 03, 2007, 08:49:39 pm »
Don't we get into their bullpen soon?
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« Reply #41 on: July 03, 2007, 08:53:17 pm »
Don't we get into their bullpen soon?

Should do now, Eaton's up 3rd.
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #42 on: July 03, 2007, 08:53:38 pm »
Don't we get into their bullpen soon?

You'd like to think so. Of course, they're going to get into our bullpen soon, too.
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« Reply #43 on: July 03, 2007, 08:54:12 pm »
Great play by Lamb!
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« Reply #44 on: July 03, 2007, 08:54:18 pm »
Should do now, Eaton's up 3rd.

announcers said nobody throwing yet
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« Reply #45 on: July 03, 2007, 08:54:24 pm »
Good play Lance.
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« Reply #46 on: July 03, 2007, 08:55:01 pm »
NICE DIG by clank!
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #47 on: July 03, 2007, 08:56:02 pm »
Of course, they're going to get into our bullpen soon, too.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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« Reply #48 on: July 03, 2007, 08:56:49 pm »
Big K sparky.
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #49 on: July 03, 2007, 08:57:43 pm »
by the way, Lee on that hit into the corner - WOW!

i mean, i've been reading about his outfield speed pace for the whole season, but until you see it with your own eyes, you just can't understand.

can we get him a waiver to take the stick horse into the field?
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« Reply #50 on: July 03, 2007, 08:58:32 pm »
Scott looking like Burke out there tonight!
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #51 on: July 03, 2007, 09:01:05 pm »
Scott looking like Burke out there tonight!

sparky leaving shit up.
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #52 on: July 03, 2007, 09:01:43 pm »
The Astros currently play three outfielders none of whom is an average defensive player. Lance Berkman in the outfield would be a defensive upgrade. That is difficult to fathom.
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« Reply #53 on: July 03, 2007, 09:04:00 pm »
Nice hit Morgan. Good controlled swing, right for the pitch.
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Re: Phillies @ Astros - 7/3/07
« Reply #54 on: July 03, 2007, 09:07:21 pm »
and based on this game alone, i have not been blown away with the infield arms.  i think i have seen three digs in the dirt so far.  I know all about the complaints on Lamb's glove, but is his arm typically a problem?
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« Reply #55 on: July 03, 2007, 09:07:44 pm »
Ensberg singles to right
Bidge bunts him over
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« Reply #56 on: July 03, 2007, 09:08:16 pm »
and based on this game alone, i have not been blown away with the infield arms.  i think i have seen three digs in the dirt so far.  I know all about the complaints on Lamb's glove, but is his arm typically a problem?

you haven't seen the outfield arm goodness yet
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« Reply #57 on: July 03, 2007, 09:10:18 pm »
you haven't seen the outfield arm goodness yet

Which is surprising.  They've had opportunities to run on Scott tonight, but for some reason they've been very conservative.
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« Reply #58 on: July 03, 2007, 09:11:06 pm »
you haven't seen the outfield arm goodness yet

i'm looking forward to one of these frisbees from !!! I have heard so much about - just not at a crucial time....

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« Reply #59 on: July 03, 2007, 09:11:06 pm »
Ensberg singles to right
Bidge bunts him over
Pence walks.

Berkman K's.
Lee lines to right, Morgan gunned at home.


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« Reply #60 on: July 03, 2007, 09:13:55 pm »
Berkman K's.
Lee lines to right, Morgan gunned at home.


Damn.


crap.  i would've been satisfied to see a frisbee from the flying man there
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« Reply #61 on: July 03, 2007, 09:15:19 pm »
OK. That was a good catch.
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« Reply #62 on: July 03, 2007, 09:15:27 pm »
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« Reply #63 on: July 03, 2007, 09:15:59 pm »
PENCE!! corralls a Ryan Howard drive while hugging the flag pole.
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« Reply #64 on: July 03, 2007, 09:16:32 pm »
By the way, MMP is a goddam bandbox.
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« Reply #65 on: July 03, 2007, 09:17:02 pm »
Pence says "I lost it" and Howard says "You motherfucker".  Right into my living room.

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« Reply #66 on: July 03, 2007, 09:17:12 pm »
PENCE still looks surprised that he caught it.
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« Reply #67 on: July 03, 2007, 09:17:51 pm »
OK. That was a good catch.

Hell of a catch, but his positioning gave him enough time to make it (which is good).

He broke, got to the base of the hill, paused and looked back, then ran up the hill and made the catch at the top leaning against the pole.

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« Reply #68 on: July 03, 2007, 09:17:59 pm »
PENCE!! corralls a Ryan Howard drive while hugging the flag pole.

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« Reply #69 on: July 03, 2007, 09:20:50 pm »
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« Reply #70 on: July 03, 2007, 09:21:16 pm »
Has Victorino been ordained pissant yet?
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« Reply #71 on: July 03, 2007, 09:22:23 pm »
I thought fucking Victorino was supposed to be sore tonight.

He has ribs of steel.
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« Reply #72 on: July 03, 2007, 09:23:45 pm »
okay, genuine question, even if it sounds stupid to you.  What is the rule/custom with regard to "blocking a base" the way a catcher blocks the plate?  not allowed, or just not done as courtesy?

It has never really occurred to me before, but seems like it would be pretty useful on steals.


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« Reply #73 on: July 03, 2007, 09:24:59 pm »
okay, genuine question, even if it sounds stupid to you.  what is the rule/ custom with regard to
'blockig a base" the way a catcher blocks the plate?  not allowed, or jsut not done as curtesy?

it has never really occurred to me before, but seems like it woudl be pretty useful on steals.

You obviously have never faced spikes.
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« Reply #74 on: July 03, 2007, 09:25:31 pm »
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« Reply #75 on: July 03, 2007, 09:26:16 pm »
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« Reply #76 on: July 03, 2007, 09:26:28 pm »
THAT is the Chad Qualls we've all been looking for. He was not fucking joking around tonight. That slider was working.
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« Reply #77 on: July 03, 2007, 09:27:03 pm »
You obviously have never faced spikes.


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I take it they've yet to rule on his appeal?
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« Reply #79 on: July 03, 2007, 09:27:15 pm »
Ran up the Hill, lost the ball, pitched a base camp, strapped on the crampons and went up the chimney on the west face.  Unbelievable.  If nothing else the guy is an athlete.

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« Reply #80 on: July 03, 2007, 09:27:24 pm »
JD: Maybe we can get the President to commute his (Qualls) sentence

That was classic.
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« Reply #81 on: July 03, 2007, 09:27:53 pm »
I take it they've yet to rule on his appeal?

The hearing is Friday.
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« Reply #82 on: July 03, 2007, 09:29:05 pm »
If nothing else the guy is an athlete.

His joints didn't get screwed in as tight as most people's, but he works with it.
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« Reply #83 on: July 03, 2007, 09:29:29 pm »

no, i haven't.  at least not metal spikes.  point taken.

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« Reply #84 on: July 03, 2007, 09:29:41 pm »
okay, genuine question, even if it sounds stupid to you.  What is the rule/custom with regard to "blocking a base" the way a catcher blocks the plate?  not allowed, or just not done as courtesy?

It has never really occurred to me before, but seems like it would be pretty useful on steals.


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Not allowed to block the base without the ball.  If he's got the ball, well fuck it.  I'm not going feet first into an armored up catcher.

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« Reply #85 on: July 03, 2007, 09:30:06 pm »
In 7 years I remember one ball (Sexson's) hitting the pole in center and then that one (almost) last inning.  Since the pole is in play, is a deflection off the pole that is caught before it hits the ground an out?  I could probably find this on the Astros website, but I figure I'll be lazy and somebody will answer it for me here.

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« Reply #86 on: July 03, 2007, 09:32:30 pm »
Since the pole is in play, is a deflection off the pole that is caught before it hits the ground an out? 

I'm gonna say probably not, but I am equally lazy.
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« Reply #87 on: July 03, 2007, 09:35:03 pm »
You cant catch a ball for an out off the scoreboard in left, so I'm going to assume the same rule would apply to the flag pole. 
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« Reply #88 on: July 03, 2007, 09:35:12 pm »
Not that it's at all relevent, if a batted ball hits the lower catwalk ring at Tropicana Field and is caught before it hit's the ground, it is an out.
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« Reply #89 on: July 03, 2007, 09:36:11 pm »
Quote
Ball hits flagpole and leaves field - HOME RUN.
Ball remains on field - IN PLAY.
Ball hits flag pole, bounces on ground and then over fence - TWO BASES.

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« Reply #90 on: July 03, 2007, 09:38:03 pm »
http://houston.astros.mlb.com/hou/ballpark/groundrules.jsp

Doesn't really answer the question. (The quote doesn't, I didn't investigate the link)

"In play" doesn't mean a catch before it hits the ground is an out.
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« Reply #91 on: July 03, 2007, 09:39:19 pm »
Doesn't really answer the question. (The quote doesn't, I didn't investigate the link)

"In play" doesn't mean a catch before it hits the ground is an out.

I took 'in play' to mean not an out. Like if it hits the roof in fair ground also 'in play'.
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« Reply #92 on: July 03, 2007, 09:40:06 pm »
I took 'in play' to mean not an out. Like if it hits the roof in fair ground also 'in play'.

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« Reply #93 on: July 03, 2007, 09:40:25 pm »
I took 'in play' to mean not an out. Like if it hits the roof in fair ground also 'in play'.

That's how I interpret it as well. So, the answer to the original question is "no."
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« Reply #94 on: July 03, 2007, 09:41:42 pm »
Here are the ground rules for all MLB stadiums:  http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/official_info/umpires/ground_rules.jsp

As mentioned above, Tropicana field does spell out rules for balls hitting the roof and getting caught (out).  Still unsure about MMPUS flagpole catches though.  I would think it's an out.

Edit:  Geez, I can't type.  I meant NOT an out.

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« Reply #95 on: July 03, 2007, 09:43:30 pm »
Like what Lurch said.

Yeah, but he didn't have an authoritative source. So suck it.
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« Reply #96 on: July 03, 2007, 09:45:08 pm »
I emailed Lucas... let him figure it out
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« Reply #97 on: July 03, 2007, 09:45:30 pm »
Why take Qualls out?  

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« Reply #98 on: July 03, 2007, 09:45:31 pm »
Yeah, but he didn't have an authoritative source. So suck it.

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« Reply #99 on: July 03, 2007, 09:46:21 pm »
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« Reply #100 on: July 03, 2007, 09:48:10 pm »
I took 'in play' to mean not an out. Like if it hits the roof in fair ground also 'in play'.

Ok, I'm risking beating this meaningless question into the ground, but if it hits the roof in fair ground and is caught, isn't that an out?  If so, wouldn't a pole rebound be an out too?

Nah, fuck it, don't answer that.  Let's just wait until it happens in 2021 and see what the ruling is.

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« Reply #101 on: July 03, 2007, 09:48:20 pm »
Don't be a hater.

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« Reply #102 on: July 03, 2007, 09:49:45 pm »
Dumbass Ruiz.

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« Reply #103 on: July 03, 2007, 09:49:45 pm »
Fantastically dumb baserunning by Ruiz.
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« Reply #104 on: July 03, 2007, 09:50:17 pm »
Nah, fuck it, don't answer that.  Let's just wait until it happens in 2021 and see what the ruling is.

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« Reply #105 on: July 03, 2007, 09:50:37 pm »
Fantastically dumb baserunning by Ruiz.

All I could think was, either he's an idiot or he thinks Berkman is an idiot.  Then, I thought, well....

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« Reply #106 on: July 03, 2007, 09:50:44 pm »
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Call it a tie?
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« Reply #107 on: July 03, 2007, 09:51:04 pm »
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« Reply #108 on: July 03, 2007, 09:51:05 pm »
Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?

Because of the metric system?
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« Reply #109 on: July 03, 2007, 09:51:12 pm »
The Phils remind me a lot of the Astros
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« Reply #110 on: July 03, 2007, 09:51:24 pm »
Ok, I'm risking beating this meaningless question into the ground, but if it hits the roof in fair ground and is caught, isn't that an out?  If so, wouldn't a pole rebound be an out too?

Nah, fuck it, don't answer that.  Let's just wait until it happens in 2021 and see what the ruling is.

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« Reply #111 on: July 03, 2007, 09:54:57 pm »
The Phils remind me a lot of the Astros

Competitively mediocre?
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« Reply #112 on: July 03, 2007, 09:56:25 pm »
Pence!! with the base-knock over Rollins' glove, heads up baserunning by Bidge to go first to third.

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« Reply #113 on: July 03, 2007, 09:56:32 pm »
If Rollins had reeled that in, Biggio was fucking dead meat.
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« Reply #114 on: July 03, 2007, 09:56:44 pm »
Competitively mediocre?

Frustratingly good?
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« Reply #115 on: July 03, 2007, 09:56:45 pm »
last night in the gz, there was a question about the glass panes that make up the wall in the outfield...
i did some digging, and got this info:

each glass pane weighs 480 pounds and is 5 feet x 12 feet.  each pane is 3 layers thick - the inner and outer layers are glass, the middle layer is laminate.

i know this doesn't address the flagpole debate, but i like to tie up loose ends when i can.
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« Reply #116 on: July 03, 2007, 09:58:07 pm »
Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?

On a business trip in Boston many years ago I went through a McDonalds drive thru.  Asked for a reciept, but they couldnt get one from the register for some reason.  No problem, the young lady simply wrote it out on a napkin for me (at this point, I could care less about the $5 expense, but the situation was amusing).  She seriously wrote "Qwartor Pounder" on a napkin and handed it to me.  Yeah, I turned it in.
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« Reply #117 on: July 03, 2007, 09:59:23 pm »
last night in the gz, there was a question about the glass panes that make up the wall in the outfield...
i did some digging, and got this info:

each glass pane weighs 480 pounds and is 5 feet x 12 feet.  each pane is 3 layers thick - the inner and outer layers are glass, the middle layer is laminate.

i know this doesn't address the flagpole debate, but i like to tie up loose ends when i can.

So they're essentially windshield glass. Good to know. If a hurricane blows through during some September series, we'll be safe.
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« Reply #118 on: July 03, 2007, 10:02:09 pm »
Oh my! What a call!

We really lucked out on that.
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« Reply #119 on: July 03, 2007, 10:02:10 pm »
WAY TO GO LANCE!
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« Reply #120 on: July 03, 2007, 10:02:14 pm »
No fucking way he was safe, but that was awesome.
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« Reply #121 on: July 03, 2007, 10:02:17 pm »
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« Reply #122 on: July 03, 2007, 10:02:19 pm »
Lee!

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« Reply #123 on: July 03, 2007, 10:02:47 pm »
He was fucking out.

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« Reply #124 on: July 03, 2007, 10:02:59 pm »
Carlos busted his ass down the line on that play. He looked out, but what the hell.
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« Reply #125 on: July 03, 2007, 10:03:02 pm »
I was gonna say, no way Lee's fat ass is safe on that.  I'll take the call though.

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« Reply #126 on: July 03, 2007, 10:03:39 pm »
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« Reply #127 on: July 03, 2007, 10:04:12 pm »
Lee sure spun the wheels on that one.
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« Reply #128 on: July 03, 2007, 10:05:04 pm »
Carlos busted his ass down the line on that play. He looked out, but what the hell.

No lack of hustle there. Gave the team an opportunity by busting his ass. Good stuff.
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« Reply #129 on: July 03, 2007, 10:05:15 pm »
If Alfonseca gives someone the middle finger, which one is it?
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« Reply #130 on: July 03, 2007, 10:05:38 pm »
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« Reply #131 on: July 03, 2007, 10:06:05 pm »
If Alfonseca gives someone the middle finger, which one is it?

Maybe he has to use both?

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« Reply #132 on: July 03, 2007, 10:06:17 pm »
No lack of hustle there. Gave the team an opportunity by busting his ass. Good stuff.

Maybe he'll take the lesson to heart. Good things happen when you hustle.
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« Reply #133 on: July 03, 2007, 10:07:13 pm »
Hey, that was me.  Thanks!

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« Reply #134 on: July 03, 2007, 10:07:37 pm »
Good question from my wife: I wonder if he (Alfonseca) has six toes?
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« Reply #135 on: July 03, 2007, 10:08:18 pm »
Good question from my wife: I wonder if he (Alfonseca) has six toes?

Yes

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« Reply #136 on: July 03, 2007, 10:08:43 pm »
Good question from my wife: I wonder if he (Alfonseca) has six toes?

" Alfonseca was born with six fingers and toes on each hand and foot, an oddity that led his teammates to nickname him "Pulpo" -- Spanish for octopus."

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« Reply #137 on: July 03, 2007, 10:08:44 pm »
If Alfonseca gives someone the middle finger, which one is it?

Those jokes never get old. Everytime I see him pitch I find myself staring at his pitching hand and trying to count them.
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« Reply #138 on: July 03, 2007, 10:09:26 pm »
" Alfonseca was born with six fingers and toes on each hand and foot, an oddity that led his teammates to nickname him "Pulpo" -- Spanish for octopus."

http://www.baseballlibrary.com/ballplayers/player.php?name=Antonio_Alfonseca_1972

Pulpo? That's one of the great nicknames of all time.
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« Reply #139 on: July 03, 2007, 10:09:50 pm »
Maybe he'll take the lesson to heart. Good things happen when you hustle.

Lance had enough pressure that Utley couldn't step into the throw.
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« Reply #140 on: July 03, 2007, 10:10:16 pm »
It's amazing to think that a professional who makes a minimum of $350k a year and who gets a month off during a six-month working year could fuck up such a simple call. It was not particularly close.

The quality of umpiring really seems to be deteriorating quickly.
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« Reply #141 on: July 03, 2007, 10:10:30 pm »
Lance had enough pressure that Utley couldn't step into the throw.

JD called that one. Said Lance better go in hard on a soft grounder to the left side.
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« Reply #142 on: July 03, 2007, 10:11:28 pm »
It's amazing to think that a professional who makes a minimum of $350k a year and who gets a month off during a six-month working year could fuck up such a simple call. It was not particularly close.

The quality of umpiring really seems to be deteriorating quickly.

I think it's more that the quality of broadcasts and replays has improved.
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« Reply #143 on: July 03, 2007, 10:12:27 pm »
comeon Mac, keep it close.

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« Reply #144 on: July 03, 2007, 10:13:50 pm »
quick set up, quick throw from Pence.

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« Reply #145 on: July 03, 2007, 10:14:08 pm »
Hunter did a better job setting up for that throw, and then nailed the cutoff man.
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« Reply #146 on: July 03, 2007, 10:14:53 pm »
I think it's more that the quality of broadcasts and replays has improved.

I'm sure that's partially the case. But when an outstanding talent such as CB Bucknor rises methodically through the ranks of the minor league system and gets duly rewarded with a MLB job you have to know that something is seriously fucked up.
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« Reply #147 on: July 03, 2007, 10:15:23 pm »
quick set up, quick throw from Pence.

fancy footwork too.

why did he stop using two hands when he catches the ball?
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« Reply #148 on: July 03, 2007, 10:15:33 pm »
It's amazing to think that a professional who makes a minimum of $350k a year and who gets a month off during a six-month working year could fuck up such a simple call. It was not particularly close.

The quality of umpiring really seems to be deteriorating quickly.

I dunno, I should probably keep my mouth shut but I tend to take the same attitute towards umps as I do players.  They are going to fuck up on a regular basis.  As long as they hustle, are in position to make the call/play, and (in the case of umps) don't try to enourage confrontation and make the game about them, I'll give 'em a great deal of slack. 

Especially when they bail out the 'Stros and keep a game alive.

I don't have an answer to the CB Bucknor/Angel Hernandez question(s), though. 

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« Reply #149 on: July 03, 2007, 10:15:44 pm »
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« Reply #150 on: July 03, 2007, 10:16:54 pm »
Hunter did a better job setting up for that throw, and then nailed the cutoff man.

He's done that a few times tonight with a runner on second and no outs. His throws each time have been strong, and on the right line to hit third on a hop but low enough for the cutoff guy to grab it at head level.
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« Reply #151 on: July 03, 2007, 10:17:22 pm »
fancy footwork too.

why did he stop using two hands when he catches the ball?

Dont know, but he did get the ball towards the cutoff quick.  Obviously he is aware of his limitations and is trying to compensate.

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« Reply #152 on: July 03, 2007, 10:17:48 pm »
phucking steel ribs strikes again.

Shit. I thought it was a cup check at first.
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« Reply #153 on: July 03, 2007, 10:18:27 pm »
Shit. I thought it was a cup check at first.

JD said it hit his belt buckle.
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« Reply #154 on: July 03, 2007, 10:20:05 pm »
As long as they hustle, are in position to make the call/play, and (in the case of umps) don't try to enourage confrontation and make the game about them, I'll give 'em a great deal of slack.

I'm with you. As long as they do what they can and keep their ego out of it I'm OK with the occasional missed call. I just don't understand how someone who has such a huge amount of training can fuck up a call like we just saw. I mean, it was not close. Close, OK. Not close, I don't get it.
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« Reply #155 on: July 03, 2007, 10:21:08 pm »
I'm with you. As long as they do what they can and keep their ego out of it I'm OK with the occasional missed call. I just don't understand how someone who has such a huge amount of training can fuck up a call like we just saw. I mean, it was not close. Close, OK. Not close, I don't get it.

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« Reply #157 on: July 03, 2007, 10:21:26 pm »
Victorino is really starting to piss me off.

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« Reply #158 on: July 03, 2007, 10:22:11 pm »
ANy chance Howard's foot was off the bag?

I don't think that was the call.
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« Reply #159 on: July 03, 2007, 10:22:18 pm »
Victorino is really starting to piss me off.

He was really starting to piss Biggio off too.
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« Reply #161 on: July 03, 2007, 10:22:39 pm »
I don't think that was the call.

I am not sure either, but its the only explanation I could come up with.
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« Reply #162 on: July 03, 2007, 10:22:50 pm »
I don't think that was the call.

They usually make some sort of hand motion for that call.

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« Reply #163 on: July 03, 2007, 10:22:53 pm »
I'm with you. As long as they do what they can and keep their ego out of it I'm OK with the occasional missed call. I just don't understand how someone who has such a huge amount of training can fuck up a call like we just saw. I mean, it was not close. Close, OK. Not close, I don't get it.

Have you ever umpired? I phucked up several calls in my time, knowing I missed it, but you CANNOT change your call. They are human.
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« Reply #164 on: July 03, 2007, 10:23:48 pm »
Have you ever umpired? I phucked up several calls in my time, knowing I missed it, but you CANNOT change your call. They are human.

Likewise. Mistakes happen. It's part of the game, for better or for worse. This time? For better.

ETA: Except for I fucked up the calls, I didn't phuck them up.
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« Reply #165 on: July 03, 2007, 10:24:03 pm »
Have you ever umpired? I phucked up several calls in my time, knowing I missed it, but you CANNOT change your call. They are human.

did you ever make up for it later in the game?
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« Reply #166 on: July 03, 2007, 10:24:21 pm »
He was really starting to piss Biggio off too.

Little fucker went in spikes high.

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« Reply #167 on: July 03, 2007, 10:24:26 pm »
I'm with you. As long as they do what they can and keep their ego out of it I'm OK with the occasional missed call. I just don't understand how someone who has such a huge amount of training can fuck up a call like we just saw. I mean, it was not close. Close, OK. Not close, I don't get it.

FWIW, I also thought it was clear that Lee was out at first, and on close calls my success rate is about 50:50.  

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« Reply #168 on: July 03, 2007, 10:25:18 pm »
did you ever make up for it later in the game?

In a sense, yes. I felt somewhat guilty. The next close play went in their favor.
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did you ever make up for it later in the game?

Not really consciously, but on close ones it can't escape the back of your mind. However, you always try to make the right call every time. It might not work out that way, but you don't keep a ledger in your head.
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« Reply #170 on: July 03, 2007, 10:26:13 pm »
Have you ever umpired? I phucked up several calls in my time, knowing I missed it, but you CANNOT change your call. They are human.

My own personal theory is that the sight of big boy lee coming at you with any sort of speed is scary enough to distract even the largest of umpires.

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« Reply #171 on: July 03, 2007, 10:26:46 pm »
Missed most of the game--How did Oswalt look? 
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« Reply #172 on: July 03, 2007, 10:27:00 pm »
Not really consciously, but on close ones it can't escape the back of your mind. However, you always try to make the right call every time. It might not work out that way, but you don't keep a ledger in your head.

Needless to say, I was much better arguing with umps instead of portraying one.
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« Reply #173 on: July 03, 2007, 10:28:41 pm »
Missed most of the game--How did Oswalt look? 

Like he does. Good for the most part, in and out with the control of the big curve. Couldn't avoid The Oswalt Inning after the good guys dropped a 3 spot.
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« Reply #174 on: July 03, 2007, 10:28:52 pm »
Missed most of the game--How did Oswalt look? 

So-so. Couldn't hold a 3-1 lead. Next inning the Phillies tied it. Up in the zone, 10 hits allowed. 4 earnies.
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« Reply #175 on: July 03, 2007, 10:30:06 pm »
Thanks. 
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« Reply #176 on: July 03, 2007, 10:30:11 pm »
Have you ever umpired?

Yes, and I missed calls, too. But I wasn't the the world's highest paid professional in my given field fucking up a routine call.

Listen, I'm happy the call worked out to the Astros' benefit, but I despair for the level of umpiring we've seen over the last five years or so. It is bad and getting worse.
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« Reply #177 on: July 03, 2007, 10:30:21 pm »
Needless to say, I was much better arguing with umps instead of portraying one.

I feel the same way writing judicial opinions. It's a lot easier to write on one side's behalf than to weigh everything, do your own research, and then make the right call.
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« Reply #178 on: July 03, 2007, 10:31:08 pm »
Needless to say, I was much better arguing with umps instead of portraying one.

wow - you and bench posted your replies to my question at the exact same time - would you call that yin yang?
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« Reply #179 on: July 03, 2007, 10:31:22 pm »
Yes, and I missed calls, too. But I wasn't the the world's highest paid professional in my given field fucking up a routine call.

Listen, I'm happy the call worked out to the Astros' benefit, but I despair for the level of umpiring we've seen over the last five years or so. It is bad and getting worse.

Balls and strikes is what I have most problems with several of the current umpires.
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« Reply #180 on: July 03, 2007, 10:33:10 pm »
Balls and strikes is what I have most problems with several of the current umpires.

I don't like when they miss calls on slides that avoid the tag. Devalues an important and exciting part of the game.
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« Reply #181 on: July 03, 2007, 10:33:15 pm »
Balls and strikes is what I have most problems with several of the current umpires.

Ausmus' first at bat was mind-boggling.
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« Reply #182 on: July 03, 2007, 10:33:20 pm »
wow - you and bench posted your replies to my question at the exact same time - would you call that yin yang?

Bullshit. I nosed him out!

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« Reply #183 on: July 03, 2007, 10:33:43 pm »
Missed most of the game--How did Oswalt look? 

On three different occasions he gave up runs on 2-out doubles. I'm sure it's selective memory, but he doesn't seem to close the deal as effectively as he used to. FWIW, two of those doubles probably would have been caught by a more proficient right fielder.
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« Reply #184 on: July 03, 2007, 10:34:13 pm »
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« Reply #185 on: July 03, 2007, 10:34:45 pm »
Yes, and I missed calls, too. But I wasn't the the world's highest paid professional in my given field fucking up a routine call.

Listen, I'm happy the call worked out to the Astros' benefit, but I despair for the level of umpiring we've seen over the last five years or so. It is bad and getting worse.

Well, it's not like the phrase "kill the umpire!" was just coined.  And infielders still boot routine grounders.  You may be right--the umpiring may actually be getting worse--but until the SeligTron is unleashed after the Great Robot Rebellion of 2020, we're stuck with what we have. 

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« Reply #186 on: July 03, 2007, 10:35:13 pm »
On three different occasions he gave up runs on 2-out doubles. I'm sure it's selective memory, but he doesn't seem to close the deal as effectively as he used to. FWIW, two of those doubles probably would have been caught by a more proficient right fielder.

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« Reply #187 on: July 03, 2007, 10:36:01 pm »
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« Reply #188 on: July 03, 2007, 10:36:20 pm »
Its the missing hook.

Yep. It hasn't been there for him for well over a month now.
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« Reply #189 on: July 03, 2007, 10:37:16 pm »
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Shit. For a while there you had me thinking that I had forgotten I paused it a while back.
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« Reply #190 on: July 03, 2007, 10:37:50 pm »
You may be right--the umpiring may actually be getting worse--but until the SeligTron is unleashed after the Great Robot Rebellion of 2020, we're stuck with what we have. 

I don't buy this at all. Better personnel and better training would result in a better result for the game. And comparing an infielder to an umpire is apples and orangutans.
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« Reply #191 on: July 03, 2007, 10:38:41 pm »
I don't like when they miss calls on slides that avoid the tag. Devalues an important and exciting part of the game.

speaking of this, i only got to see it once, but i thought Ruiz might have gotten in under Ausmus' tag.
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« Reply #192 on: July 03, 2007, 10:38:51 pm »
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« Reply #193 on: July 03, 2007, 10:39:00 pm »
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« Reply #194 on: July 03, 2007, 10:39:19 pm »
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« Reply #195 on: July 03, 2007, 10:40:05 pm »
speaking of this, i only got to see it once, but i thought Ruiz might have gotten in under Ausmus' tag.

I agree, I thought his feet may have been on the plate as Ausmus gave him a cup check.

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« Reply #196 on: July 03, 2007, 10:41:04 pm »
speaking of this, i only got to see it once, but i thought Ruiz might have gotten in under Ausmus' tag.

Ausmus didn't exactly go out and get him.
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« Reply #197 on: July 03, 2007, 10:41:33 pm »
speaking of this, i only got to see it once, but i thought Ruiz might have gotten in under Ausmus' tag.

I thought the same thing. But the throw was there so far in advance of the tag that there was no way he was going to be called safe. And, on a technical point, the slide didn't try to avoid the tag, so Frobie has no standing to bring a complaint (channeling my inner Roberts court voice).

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« Reply #198 on: July 03, 2007, 10:42:53 pm »
Phillies carry three catchers, and Ruiz the last of the bunch just came up lame. Yes I'm chuckling. Sorry BBGs, I couldn't help it.
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« Reply #199 on: July 03, 2007, 10:43:30 pm »
Phillies carry three catchers, and Ruiz just came up lame. Yes I'm chuckling. Sorry BBGs, I couldn't help it.

This could get pretty interesting.

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« Reply #200 on: July 03, 2007, 10:44:03 pm »
has no standing to bring a complaint (channeling my inner Roberts court voice).


uggh, too much legal jargon for a guy taking a break from bar exam studying tonight
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« Reply #201 on: July 03, 2007, 10:44:57 pm »
Nice job Bork.

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« Reply #202 on: July 03, 2007, 10:46:49 pm »

uggh, too much legal jargon for a guy taking a break from bar exam studying tonight

For what it's worth, if a judge says that you have 17 days to take that exam, I'd double check the statute and calander if I were you.

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« Reply #203 on: July 03, 2007, 10:46:55 pm »
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« Reply #204 on: July 03, 2007, 10:47:40 pm »
"The league hits .500 against him..."

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Nice job Bork.

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« Reply #208 on: July 03, 2007, 10:51:07 pm »
Carlo'Lee is going to win this game. Hell yeah.

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« Reply #209 on: July 03, 2007, 10:52:53 pm »
Nice hit Burke, a shot up the middle.
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...with his wheels!

Carlos doesn't have wheels. They are more like tracks.
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Carlos doesn't have wheels. They are more like tracks.

or hooves.
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« Reply #212 on: July 03, 2007, 10:55:18 pm »
Not that I don't believe in Luke, but what's the bench/pen situation?
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« Reply #213 on: July 03, 2007, 10:55:34 pm »
Carlos doesn't have wheels. They are more like tracks.

Mud grips. You know, for traction on his ranch.
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« Reply #214 on: July 03, 2007, 10:55:43 pm »
Not that I don't believe in Luke, but what's the bench/pen situation?

Radio says just Munson on the bench.

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« Reply #215 on: July 03, 2007, 10:56:39 pm »
Radio says just Munson on the bench.

Gameday agrees.
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« Reply #216 on: July 03, 2007, 10:57:20 pm »
Not that I don't believe in Luke, but what's the bench/pen situation?

Munson

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somebody needs to tell luke scott to go hit off the tee tonight after the game...
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« Reply #218 on: July 03, 2007, 10:58:27 pm »
luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke
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« Reply #220 on: July 03, 2007, 10:58:47 pm »
Munson

Moehler and ??

JD said Sampson earlier, if need be.
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Moehler and ??

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« Reply #222 on: July 03, 2007, 10:59:25 pm »
Albers

Ah yes, Albers. It takes me a while to digest roster moves.
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« Reply #223 on: July 03, 2007, 10:59:40 pm »
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« Reply #224 on: July 03, 2007, 10:59:49 pm »
My neighbors went to the game tonight. 

They have 2 kids, approx. 3 and 1.5 years old. 

They do not seem to have come home yet.

I'm impressed.

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« Reply #225 on: July 03, 2007, 10:59:56 pm »
JD said Sampson earlier, if need be.

They'd probably use Woody to hit if necessary too, or Jennings.

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« Reply #226 on: July 03, 2007, 11:01:07 pm »
My neighbors went to the game tonight. 

They have 2 kids, approx. 3 and 1.5 years old. 

They do not seem to have come home yet.

I'm impressed.

Either that, or they came home a while back and have passed out from exhaustion.
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« Reply #227 on: July 03, 2007, 11:02:30 pm »
Who was the big boy catcher that used to sit on his ass with the leg extended when no one was on base?
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« Reply #228 on: July 03, 2007, 11:02:45 pm »
My neighbors went to the game tonight. 

They have 2 kids, approx. 3 and 1.5 years old. 

They do not seem to have come home yet.

I'm impressed.

Holiday tomorrow, waiting for the fireworks?
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Who was the big boy catcher that used to sit on his ass with the leg extended when no one was on base?

Tony Pena.
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« Reply #230 on: July 03, 2007, 11:03:02 pm »
My neighbors went to the game tonight. 

They have 2 kids, approx. 3 and 1.5 years old. 

They do not seem to have come home yet.

I'm impressed.

Fireworks after the game.  It may actually be the Fourth of July before it happens.

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« Reply #231 on: July 03, 2007, 11:03:15 pm »
Tony Pena.

He couldn't have done that.
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« Reply #232 on: July 03, 2007, 11:03:22 pm »
Tony Pena.

And befor that, Manny Sanguillen for the Pyroots.
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« Reply #233 on: July 03, 2007, 11:04:03 pm »
My neighbors went to the game tonight. 

They have 2 kids, approx. 3 and 1.5 years old. 

They do not seem to have come home yet.

I'm impressed.

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« Reply #234 on: July 03, 2007, 11:04:12 pm »
And befor that, Manny Sanguillen for the Pyroots.

Bourne woulda reached on him too.

I thought there was another guy...
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« Reply #235 on: July 03, 2007, 11:05:27 pm »
That was a pretty damn good inning for Albers.
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« Reply #236 on: July 03, 2007, 11:05:31 pm »
Hell of a change up from Albers.
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« Reply #237 on: July 03, 2007, 11:05:41 pm »
Nice work Albers, and he sure needs a W.
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« Reply #238 on: July 03, 2007, 11:06:01 pm »
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« Reply #239 on: July 03, 2007, 11:06:11 pm »
Let's try this:

Nice job Albers.

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« Reply #240 on: July 03, 2007, 11:06:50 pm »
Tony Pena.

Irrelevant factoid:  in my Strat-O-Matic replay of the 1996 Indians and Astros seasons, Tony Peña has 169 ABs and zero extra-base hits. 

Real life:  .195/.235/.236
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Talk about offensive futility.

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« Reply #241 on: July 03, 2007, 11:07:21 pm »
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« Reply #242 on: July 03, 2007, 11:08:08 pm »
Irrelevant factoid:  in my Strat-O-Matic replay of the 1996 Indians and Astros seasons, Tony Peña has 169 ABs and zero extra-base hits. 

Real life:  .195/.235/.236
Strat:  .148/.196/.148

Talk about offensive futility.

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« Reply #243 on: July 03, 2007, 11:13:49 pm »
I've decided I hate this fucker.

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« Reply #244 on: July 03, 2007, 11:16:43 pm »
I've decided I hate this fucker.

No shit. He's definitely moving into piss-ant status.
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« Reply #245 on: July 03, 2007, 11:17:19 pm »
Victorino is taking pieces out of Biggio tonight.
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« Reply #246 on: July 03, 2007, 11:17:59 pm »
I've decided I hate this fucker.

4 SB/ 3 CS last year.

27/2 this year. I hate him too.
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« Reply #247 on: July 03, 2007, 11:18:07 pm »
Okay so, spill the Biggio/Bagwell numbers.

I'm also curious to see this, though I only have a rudimentary understanding of Strat-o-matic.
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« Reply #248 on: July 03, 2007, 11:18:26 pm »
Okay so, spill the Biggio/Bagwell numbers.

Actually, it's funny you should mention this as I planned this "project" as a tribute to Bagwell after he announced his retirement.  Probably his second-best season after 1994.  I've said this many times before, but I am not a life-long Astros fan and missed most of the glory days of Bagwell and Biggio.

That said, here are the numbers:

Bagwell: .315/.451(!)/.570 (real life), .300/.425/.562 (Strat)
Biggio:  .288/.386/.415 (real life), .273/.351/.434 (Strat)

The Astros' record is currently 58-68.  I don't think it's a coincidence that they are doing worse than they acutally did when Bagwell and Biggio are playing (slightly) below their historical performaces.

The NL Central race still looks interesting, though (it's 8/22):

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« Reply #249 on: July 03, 2007, 11:19:56 pm »
IBB Ruiz? I think so.
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« Reply #250 on: July 03, 2007, 11:20:19 pm »
No shit. He's definitely moving into piss-ant status.
Victorino, Tulowitzki. New little Astro Killahs popping up everywhere, like toadstools in a well-shat pasture.

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« Reply #251 on: July 03, 2007, 11:21:31 pm »
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« Reply #252 on: July 03, 2007, 11:22:34 pm »
Oye. Vamos, vamos.

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« Reply #253 on: July 03, 2007, 11:22:43 pm »
Guess not.

Guess so. Pitched around him to see if he would chase, then stood up at 3-0.

Moyer better not fuck us here.
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« Reply #254 on: July 03, 2007, 11:23:09 pm »
Moyer is a bitch.

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« Reply #255 on: July 03, 2007, 11:24:01 pm »
Moyer is a bitch.

I'll be shocked if he swings.
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« Reply #256 on: July 03, 2007, 11:24:17 pm »
Moyer is a bitch.

He played the part of the 2nd out well.
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« Reply #257 on: July 03, 2007, 11:25:33 pm »
Fucking huge job by Albers there. Love it.
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« Reply #258 on: July 03, 2007, 11:25:39 pm »
Way to get there Albers, nice job.
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« Reply #259 on: July 03, 2007, 11:25:49 pm »
Wow.  Trying to give me a heart attack here.  And I'm out of beer.

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« Reply #260 on: July 03, 2007, 11:25:52 pm »
Treat of a game tonight, regardless
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« Reply #261 on: July 03, 2007, 11:26:32 pm »
Wow.  Trying to give me a heart attack here.  And I'm out of beer.

I stopped drinking hours ago, but am fixing to resume at this rate.
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« Reply #262 on: July 03, 2007, 11:26:48 pm »
Wow.  Trying to give me a heart attack here.  And I'm out of beer.

This has happened to you before. You seem to be a poor planner.
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« Reply #263 on: July 03, 2007, 11:27:21 pm »
I stopped drinking hours ago, but am fixing to resume at this rate.

I have to get up at 4:45 and get to work tomorrow.
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« Reply #264 on: July 03, 2007, 11:27:51 pm »
Wow.  Trying to give me a heart attack here.  And I'm out of beer.

Then switch to bourbon. You do have a Strategic Bourbon Reserve... right?!

Love games like this.  Especially when I don't have to get up and go to work the next morning.

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« Reply #265 on: July 03, 2007, 11:27:55 pm »
I have to get up at 4:45 and get to work tomorrow.

I have to work tomorrow, but not at that ungodly hour.
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« Reply #266 on: July 03, 2007, 11:28:30 pm »
HUNTER PENCE!!!!!!
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« Reply #267 on: July 03, 2007, 11:28:36 pm »
PENCE!!!! Holy Shit!!!
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« Reply #268 on: July 03, 2007, 11:28:37 pm »
PENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #269 on: July 03, 2007, 11:28:40 pm »
FUCKIN HUGE.
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« Reply #270 on: July 03, 2007, 11:28:43 pm »
PENCE!!! I've got a big glass of emergency bourbon just for you!
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« Reply #271 on: July 03, 2007, 11:28:55 pm »
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #272 on: July 03, 2007, 11:29:02 pm »
Of course, he missed the foul pole, so everyone goes home hungry.
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« Reply #273 on: July 03, 2007, 11:29:34 pm »
Meh.  He should have won more chicken sammiches for everyone. (D'oh--JaneDoe beat me to it!)

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« Reply #274 on: July 03, 2007, 11:30:15 pm »
fucking rookie of the year...
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« Reply #275 on: July 03, 2007, 11:31:05 pm »
Six shutout innings from the bully tonight. Bravo.
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« Reply #276 on: July 03, 2007, 11:32:06 pm »
Looks like I came home from Houston a couple of days too soon.  What an amazing homestand.

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« Reply #277 on: July 03, 2007, 11:32:30 pm »
Wife during postgame interview:

"Hey, he blinked!"

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« Reply #278 on: July 03, 2007, 11:32:47 pm »
fucking rookie of the year...

SSSHHHH. 
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« Reply #279 on: July 03, 2007, 11:33:26 pm »
Six shutout innings from the bully tonight. Bravo.

Which is all PENCE!! talked about during his player of the game interview. Man, he's a likable kid, just a great attitude.
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« Reply #280 on: July 03, 2007, 11:33:55 pm »
I stopped drinking hours ago, but am fixing to resume at this rate.

I got home from the watching the game at Crown and Anchor and am drunk and happy. My timing was stellar. Turned on the TV right as Thunderpants was stepping into the box.

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« Reply #281 on: July 03, 2007, 11:33:57 pm »
Wife during postgame interview:

"Hey, he blinked!"

I said the same thing. I saw him do it twice.
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« Reply #282 on: July 03, 2007, 11:34:53 pm »
and did you see him put his head down and haul ass around the bases and then deflect all praise to the bullpen and others?  nice. 
Yay.

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« Reply #283 on: July 03, 2007, 11:35:32 pm »
and did you see him put his head down and haul ass around the bases and then deflect all praise to the bullpen and others?  nice. 

Biggio's teaching the kid right.

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« Reply #284 on: July 03, 2007, 11:36:07 pm »
Which is all PENCE!! talked about during his player of the game interview. Man, he's a likable kid, just a great attitude.

The kid is working hard, having fun, and improving his game every day.

He even knew to toss his helmet before reaching the mob at home plate.
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« Reply #285 on: July 03, 2007, 11:36:39 pm »
Biggio's teaching the kid right.

And if you saw his mom's answer to Alkie's GZ inquiry a few nights ago, you'd know it started long before he ever met Bidge.
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« Reply #286 on: July 03, 2007, 11:38:11 pm »
And if you saw his mom's answer to Alkie's GZ inquiry a few nights ago, you'd know it started long before he ever met Bidge.

Good point.

Link?

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« Reply #289 on: July 03, 2007, 11:45:53 pm »
Just thinking out loud:  I can't believe that Hunter Pence's mom's title is "disappointing rookie".  Shouldn't she be, like, "Hunter Pence's Mom!!!" or something?  (Winky would go here.)

Missed that exchange; thanks for the link. 
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« Reply #290 on: July 03, 2007, 11:48:55 pm »
Just thinking out loud:  I can't believe that Hunter Pence's mom's title is "disappointing rookie".  Shouldn't she be, like, "Hunter Pence's Mom!!!" or something? 

Missed that exchange; thanks for the link. 

Our new software doesn't give us the same opportunity to change the title on individuals, just in member groups.  And it's tied to number of post.  I missed being able to ascribe certain titles to folks, for the very reason you mentioned.  Fredia had the title "one of a kind" and it was perfect.

No more.

(BTW - what Mrs. Pence said is correct, Pence projects as a corner outfielder... Houston will need a CFer sometime soon, perhaps as soon as next year.  It is vital to the defensive strategy for playing at Minute Maid.  So is having a solid shortstop).

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« Reply #291 on: July 03, 2007, 11:55:28 pm »
Our new software doesn't give us the same opportunity to change the title on individuals, just in member groups.  And it's tied to number of post.  I missed being able to ascribe certain titles to folks, for the very reason you mentioned.  Fredia had the title "one of a kind" and it was perfect.

Make a group, change the title. Make her the only member.

ETA: Oops, tied to number of posts. NM.
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« Reply #292 on: July 04, 2007, 12:25:40 am »
With that last atbat homer Pence now has enough atbats to be among the league leaders in hitting.  He is now officially 2nd at .345.  His catch on the hill even made web gems. 
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« Reply #293 on: July 04, 2007, 12:45:06 am »
and did you see him put his head down and haul ass around the bases and then deflect all praise to the bullpen and others?  nice. 

He's definitely a class act.
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« Reply #294 on: July 04, 2007, 10:17:39 am »
With that last atbat homer Pence now has enough atbats to be among the league leaders in hitting.  He is now officially 2nd at .345.  His catch on the hill even made web gems. 

MLB.com hasn't updated the league leaders yet, but his .590 slugging percentage is the fifth-best in baseball behind Arod, Barroid, Ordonez, and Fielder. Good job, rook.

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« Reply #295 on: July 04, 2007, 10:32:17 am »
MLB.com hasn't updated the league leaders yet, but his .590 slugging percentage is the fifth-best in baseball behind Arod, Barroid, Ordonez, and Fielder. Good job, rook.

In the NL, he is #2 in batting average, #3 in slugging, tied for #5 in triples, #8 in OPS and tied for #11 in doubles.

Qualified leaders
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« Reply #296 on: July 04, 2007, 11:46:23 am »
In the NL, he is #2 in batting average, #3 in slugging, tied for #5 in triples, #8 in OPS and tied for #11 in doubles.

Qualified leaders

for me, the best thing about him is his willingness and ability to hit the ball hard to the right side. he is in such a zone right now, and i hope he never wakes up.
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