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« on: July 02, 2007, 02:39:11 pm »
Excuse if this has already been discussed.  Missed the game yesterday but caught a brief part of the postgame interviews:
1. Ausmus responded to a comment by Ortiz as if Jesus was an unwelcome insect or a bothersome piece of lent. 

2. Hunter gave credit to his 4 hit performance to Biggio.  Said that Biggio told him to go straight to the tee after Saturday's game rather than extra batting practice on Sunday.  Hunter said that the tee allowed him to work out the kink (pulling off) himself.

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Re: FSN postgame
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2007, 02:53:18 pm »
Quote from: Taras Bulba on July 02, 2007, 02:39:11 pm
Excuse if this has already been discussed.  Missed the game yesterday but caught a brief part of the postgame interviews:
1. Ausmus responded to a comment by Ortiz as if Jesus was an unwelcome insect or a bothersome piece of lent. 

2. Hunter gave credit to his 4 hit performance to Biggio.  Said that Biggio told him to go straight to the tee after Saturday's game rather than extra batting practice on Sunday.  Hunter said that the tee allowed him to work out the kink (pulling off) himself.

FWIW

after (i think) the double, there was a closeup of Pence talking to the Rockies SS. you could see clearly him say "i've been pulling off."
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Re: FSN postgame
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2007, 02:54:04 pm »
Quote from: Taras Bulba on July 02, 2007, 02:39:11 pm
Hunter said that the tee allowed him to work out the kink (pulling off) himself.

Was he taking tips from Alkie?
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Re: FSN postgame
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2007, 03:05:31 pm »
Quote from: Limey on July 02, 2007, 02:54:04 pm
Was he taking tips from Alkie?

I tee 'em up--swing away.
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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2007, 04:54:41 pm »
New guy here. FIRE AT WILL.  I've enjoyed my lurking and have learned a lot, thanks.   So, was that Ortiz who asked Brad: "tell us what you really think" or something like that after Brad went off on MLB?  Brad didn't even look at the guy, he just says " I think I already did."  It was very obvious he didn't even want to be talking to that dipshit. Thanks again.
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Re: FSN postgame
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2007, 05:05:05 pm »
Quote from: Taras Bulba on July 02, 2007, 02:39:11 pm

1. Ausmus responded to a comment by Ortiz as if Jesus was an unwelcome insect or a bothersome piece of lent. 


I'm pretty sure you meant "lint", since "lent" is roughly cotemporaneous with spring training.  Earned a smile, though.
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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2007, 05:11:35 pm »
Quote from: Ol'Roscoe on July 02, 2007, 04:54:41 pm
New guy here. FIRE AT WILL.  I've enjoyed my lurking and have learned a lot, thanks.   So, was that Ortiz who asked Brad: "tell us what you really think" or something like that after Brad went off on MLB?  Brad didn't even look at the guy, he just says " I think I already did."  It was very obvious he didn't even want to be talking to that dipshit. Thanks again.

twas Ortiz. You could tell because he looks like a giant vagina.
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Re: FSN postgame
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2007, 05:12:56 pm »
Quote from: VirtualBob on July 02, 2007, 05:05:05 pm
I'm pretty sure you meant "lint", since "lent" is roughly cotemporaneous with spring training.  Earned a smile, though.

Yes, I am an idiot.  Nice including "Jesus" and "lent" in the same sentence talking about Ortiz.  Brilliant.
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« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2007, 05:13:57 pm »
Quote from: Taras Bulba on July 02, 2007, 05:12:56 pm
Yes, I am an idiot.  Nice including "Jesus" and "lent" in the same sentence talking about Ortiz.  Brilliant.

Something subliminal going on there (if not sublime).
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« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2007, 12:53:23 am »
Quote from: homer on July 02, 2007, 05:11:35 pm
twas Ortiz. You could tell because he looks like a giant vagina.
What was Ausmus "going off on MLB" about?
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Re: FSN postgame
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2007, 01:32:36 am »
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What was Ausmus "going off on MLB" about?
For having sportswriters?
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Re: FSN postgame
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2007, 02:04:05 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on July 03, 2007, 12:53:23 am
What was Ausmus "going off on MLB" about?
I can't remember now.  It might have had something to do with the all-star voting.  BTW, if Ausmus dislikes Ortiz so much, why did he write the foreword to his book?
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Re: FSN postgame
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2007, 02:05:31 pm »
Quote from: Ol'Roscoe on July 03, 2007, 02:04:05 pm
I can't remember now.  It might have had something to do with the all-star voting.  BTW, if Ausmus dislikes Ortiz so much, why did he write the foreword to his book?

for a fee?
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Re: FSN postgame
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2007, 02:41:21 pm »
Quote from: Ol'Roscoe on July 03, 2007, 02:04:05 pm
I can't remember now.  It might have had something to do with the all-star voting.  BTW, if Ausmus dislikes Ortiz so much, why did he write the foreword to his book?

I was a bit surprised by that myself.  The foreward by Ausmus was frankly the only interest I had in that book.  I refused to spend my own money on it, but a family member happened to give it to me for Christmas.  Ausmus is the one who should be writing a book.
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« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2007, 02:53:03 pm »
Quote from: Ol'Roscoe on July 03, 2007, 02:04:05 pm
I can't remember now.  It might have had something to do with the all-star voting.  BTW, if Ausmus dislikes Ortiz so much, why did he write the foreword to his book?

First book I ever saw that was shelved in the kindling section.
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Re: FSN postgame
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2007, 02:54:28 pm »
Quote from: pravata on July 03, 2007, 02:53:03 pm
First book I ever saw that was shelved in the kindling section.

Next to "The O'Reilly Factor for Kids".
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Re: FSN postgame
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2007, 04:03:28 pm »
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Next to "The O'Reilly Factor for Kids".

And Cindy Sheehan's body of work. Shall we do this today?
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« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2007, 04:09:26 pm »
Quote from: Arky Vaughan on July 03, 2007, 04:03:28 pm
And Cindy Sheehan's body of work. Shall we do this today?

Unfortunately, we won't be able to add Libby's memoirs from behind bars to the list. Guess we'll have to settle with Paris Hilton's.
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Re: FSN postgame
« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2007, 04:10:26 pm »
Quote from: Arky Vaughan on July 03, 2007, 04:03:28 pm
And Cindy Sheehan's body of work. Shall we do this today?

Please, pretty fucking please, no.
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Re: FSN postgame
« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2007, 04:12:56 pm »
Quote from: JackAstro on July 03, 2007, 04:10:26 pm
Please, pretty fucking please, no.

But it's been at least 10 days since Limey and I debated whether roller skates through mud is a faster way to commute than snow shoes through quicksand.
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« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2007, 04:13:37 pm »
Quote from: Arky Vaughan on July 03, 2007, 04:03:28 pm
And Cindy Sheehan's body of work. Shall we do this today?

Can you guys do your two week politcal debate in PM and then have one of you write a recap for us on the outcome?  CliffNotes are fine.
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« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2007, 04:20:12 pm »
I love it when people try to defend political pundits by comparing them to someone that is nothing more than a war protestor! Bill O' does not equal Cindy Sheehan. Comparing him to Keith Olberman would be more appropriate, simply because he is the only alternative view to conservatism that the corporate media allows to have a show! And yes, this is a very appropriate day to "do this".
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« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2007, 04:26:21 pm »
Quote from: WTFisTerryPuhl on July 03, 2007, 04:20:12 pm
I love it when people try to defend political pundits by comparing them to someone that is nothing more than a war protestor! Bill O' does not equal Cindy Sheehan. Comparing him to Keith Olberman would be more appropriate, simply because he is the only alternative view to conservatism that the corporate media allows to have a show! And yes, this is a very appropriate day to "do this".

JUMPING JESUS ON A FUCKING POGO STICK! What do I need to do to get this thread nuked before we really get started? I hate babies. I love Satan. Tony LaRussa is a handsome fucking man. TAKE ME KNOW, SPACK!!! COME ON, TAKE ME!!! I'M RIGHT HERE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! FINISH IT OLD MAN!!! FINISH IT!!!
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Re: FSN postgame
« Reply #23 on: July 03, 2007, 04:27:45 pm »
Quote from: WTFisTerryPuhl on July 03, 2007, 04:20:12 pm
I love it when people try to defend political pundits by comparing them to someone that is nothing more than a war protestor! Bill O' does not equal Cindy Sheehan. Comparing him to Keith Olberman would be more appropriate, simply because he is the only alternative view to conservatism that the corporate media allows to have a show! And yes, this is a very appropriate day to "do this".

fuck off, and take this crap somewhere else.

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« Reply #24 on: July 03, 2007, 04:27:47 pm »
Quote from: JackAstro on July 03, 2007, 04:26:21 pm
JUMPING JESUS ON A FUCKING POGO STICK! What do I need to do to get this thread nuked before we really get started? I hate babies. I love Satan. Tony LaRussa is a handsome fucking man. TAKE ME KNOW, SPACK!!! COME ON, TAKE ME!!! I'M RIGHT HERE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! FINISH IT OLD MAN!!! FINISH IT!!!

So that's what "mutually assured destruction" means.

By the way, LaRussa was in PETA's top 10 "Sexiest Vegetarians" list this year.

Edited to add: The Link. May I never type the words "Larussa PETA sexiest" into Google ever again.
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« Reply #25 on: July 03, 2007, 04:28:07 pm »
I wanna talk about OPS.
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« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2007, 04:29:36 pm »
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I wanna talk about OPS.

that's it!

SPAAAACCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #27 on: July 03, 2007, 04:33:36 pm »
Quote from: Bench on July 03, 2007, 04:27:47 pm
So that's what "mutually assured destruction" means.

By the way, LaRussa was in PETA's top 10 "Sexiest Vegetarians" list this year.

I thought that was an award for the sexiest vegetable?
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« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2007, 04:33:57 pm »
Quote from: pravata on July 03, 2007, 04:33:36 pm
I thought that was an award for the sexiest vegetable?

Only when he's driving.
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Re: FSN postgame
« Reply #29 on: July 03, 2007, 04:35:24 pm »
Quote from: WTFisTerryPuhl on July 03, 2007, 04:20:12 pm
I love it when people try to defend political pundits by comparing them to someone that is nothing more than a war protestor! Bill O' does not equal Cindy Sheehan. Comparing him to Keith Olberman would be more appropriate, simply because he is the only alternative view to conservatism that the corporate media allows to have a show! And yes, this is a very appropriate day to "do this".

I was just joking around with Limey. Feel free to send a PM if you wish.
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« Reply #30 on: July 03, 2007, 04:41:37 pm »
Quote from: Bench on July 03, 2007, 04:33:57 pm
Only when he's driving.

Oh yeah, potted plant.
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« Reply #31 on: July 03, 2007, 05:13:56 pm »
Sorry! My pussy, whiney, liberal brother posted my last comment. Guess I should not stay logged in while I am away! He needs to get his own account! Typical liberal, feels entitled to the things I have....even when it's free! I heard there was a JimR sighting at Oil Can Harry's last weekend! Welcome to Austin, Jim!
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« Reply #32 on: July 03, 2007, 05:18:50 pm »
Quote from: WTFisTerryPuhl on July 03, 2007, 05:13:56 pm
Sorry! My pussy, whiney, liberal brother posted my last comment. Guess I should not stay logged in while I am away! He needs to get his own account! Typical liberal, feels entitled to the things I have....even when it's free! I heard there was a JimR sighting at Oil Can Harry's last weekend! Welcome to Austin, Jim!

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« Reply #33 on: July 03, 2007, 05:20:01 pm »
Quote from: WTFisTerryPuhl on July 03, 2007, 05:13:56 pm
Sorry! My pussy, whiney, liberal brother posted my last comment. Guess I should not stay logged in while I am away! He needs to get his own account! Typical liberal, feels entitled to the things I have....even when it's free! I heard there was a JimR sighting at Oil Can Harry's last weekend! Welcome to Austin, Jim!

Wow, gay nightclub smack.

Congrats... Was that you I saw as I was leaving from my softball game monday out at the Havin's fields when they were turning the lights off?

Your number on the wall in the men's room, maybe?

Are you really looking for a good time?
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« Reply #34 on: July 03, 2007, 05:29:17 pm »
Quote from: pravata on July 03, 2007, 04:33:36 pm
I thought that was an award for the sexiest vegetable?

Pickled tomato.
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« Reply #35 on: July 03, 2007, 06:04:29 pm »
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JUMPING JESUS ON A FUCKING POGO STICK! What do I need to do to get this thread nuked before we really get started? I hate babies. I love Satan. Tony LaRussa is a handsome fucking man. TAKE ME KNOW, SPACK!!! COME ON, TAKE ME!!! I'M RIGHT HERE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! FINISH IT OLD MAN!!! FINISH IT!!!

The only thing I hate worse than babies are the a-holes that keep bringing them into restaurants!
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« Reply #36 on: July 03, 2007, 06:05:18 pm »
....and Clarks that haven't figured out how to quote!
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« Reply #37 on: July 03, 2007, 06:14:26 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on July 03, 2007, 05:20:01 pm
Wow, gay nightclub smack.

Congrats... Was that you I saw as I was leaving from my softball game monday out at the Havin's fields when they were turning the lights off?

Your number on the wall in the men's room, maybe?

Are you really looking for a good time?
HAHA, a guy that plays softball talking gay smack!
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« Reply #38 on: July 03, 2007, 07:13:54 pm »
Quote from: WTFisTerryPuhl on July 03, 2007, 06:14:26 pm
HAHA, a guy that plays softball talking gay smack!

Sorry, not all of us can be on the professional glory-hole circuit like you.
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« Reply #39 on: July 03, 2007, 07:58:51 pm »
Quote from: WTFisTerryPuhl on July 03, 2007, 05:13:56 pm
Sorry! My pussy, whiney, liberal brother posted my last comment. Guess I should not stay logged in while I am away! He needs to get his own account! Typical liberal, feels entitled to the things I have....even when it's free! I heard there was a JimR sighting at Oil Can Harry's last weekend! Welcome to Austin, Jim!

fuck you. i am hoping your ass gets banned soon.

now fuck off, and get the hell out of here. take your brother/lover with you.
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« Reply #40 on: July 03, 2007, 08:08:28 pm »
Quote from: WTFisTerryPuhl on July 03, 2007, 04:20:12 pm
I love it when people try to defend political pundits by comparing them to someone that is nothing more than a war protestor!

This is a favorite trick of the RWNJ, comparing apples to orangutans. Or, in this case, orangutans to apples.
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« Reply #41 on: July 05, 2007, 09:23:53 am »
Quote from: WTFisTerryPuhl on July 03, 2007, 04:20:12 pm
I love it when people try to defend political pundits by comparing them to someone that is nothing more than a war protestor!

Ex-war protester.
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