POTWA - Week 1 nominees and winner

[Noe]

Our first POTWA set of nominations:

Kevwun's (a Clark no less) man on the street opinion on the Zambrano/Barrett fight:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102379.msg127675#msg127675
JackAstros' birthday wishes fulfilled... http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102379.msg127703#msg127703

and pravata's quick response...
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102379.msg127705#msg127705

and then Bench has the answer for pravata's query...
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102379.msg127711#msg127711
Correspondent JackAstros' report from Wrigley on the ugly incident between Zambrano and Barrett:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102379.msg127734#msg127734
Gleek (a Clark, that is two this week... WOW!) coins a now infamous word that fits the Astros, the TZ, the OWA and anyone else you want to slam nicely on thier ability or lackthereof... I give you "pooductive"!  Awesome word:
http://www.chestercharge.com/forums/index.php?topic=102352.msg127487#msg127487
Noe's take on A-Rod:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102327.msg127537#msg127537
Jacksonian replies to Andyzipp on what kind of Bus Ride exist in the Minors Forum:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102409.msg128382#msg128382
MikeyBoy post an outstanding synopsis on fixing the bench for the Astros using Jennifer Love Hewitt:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102410.msg128212#msg128212
Alkie explains Fredia to a newbie in as short and sweet an reply as possible:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102400.msg127993#msg127993
Crash Test on Ed Rapuano, third base umpire:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102434.msg128937#msg128937

Otterj's picking up for Limey's lack of YouTube access at work, contributes some Jennifer Love Hewitt bra commercials to the delight of some TZers (you know who you are):
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102410.msg128184#msg128184

[Noe]

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!

The first ever POWTA ("The Stubing") goes to....

MikeyBoy!

Congrats, the voting was pretty close at first until we realized that the WWWCM (Wacky Waldo Wonderful Counting Machine) had some gliches in it and we had to take a hammer to it.  Thank you MRaup for voluteering to fix it.  "No problem" said MRaup, "This is just like a broken water heater".  Here is the winning post:

MikeyBoy post an outstanding synopsis on fixing the bench for the Astros using Jennifer Love Hewitt:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102410.msg128212#msg128212

"I loved it, it made me laugh, it made me cry!" - Gene Shalit, GMA
"I normally do not like puns, but this had boobs as the subject, so what the hell... yeah, why not!" - JackAstro, OWA Recap Writer
"I loved it, it made me laugh, it made me cry, it made me fart on Gene Shalit" - Craig, OWA Series Preview Editor
"WFW" - JimR, when informed that Noe was whining about not winning.

Thanks, and MikeyBoy... as soon as Waldo gets back from vacation, expect to recieve that shiny new Blue Star, your first Stubing but I'm sure not the last, in your profile.  Oh, and because of the status of the post, it automatically becomes a candidate for Post of the Year.

Congratulations MikeyBoy!