Author Topic: Astros at sbuC - 6/11/07 (Read 10883 times)

homer · « **on:** June 11, 2007, 06:34:45 pm »

Houston

Biggio, 2B
Pence, CF
Berkman, RF
Lee, LF
Loretta, 3B
Lamb, 1B
Everett, SS
Ausmus, C
Williams, P

Chi Cubs

Soriano, LF
Pie, CF
Lee, 1B
Jones, RF
DeRosa, 3B
Fontenot, 2B
Theriot, SS
Hill, K, C
Zambrano, P

Alkie · « **Reply #1 on:** June 11, 2007, 06:57:21 pm »

Hill's kicking and catching?

Matt · « **Reply #2 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:06:03 pm »

Fuck the Cubs!

Alkie · « **Reply #3 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:06:43 pm »

Man oh man. Channel 51 games right after the Astros in HD is something else.

This is like if I had my kid do instant replay using her Littlest Petshop pets and tapped out the game to me in morse code.

Anit · « **Reply #4 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:07:07 pm »

guess i'll be watching round rock tonight..no TV here in san antonio

Alkie · « **Reply #5 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:07:56 pm »

Quote from: Anit on June 11, 2007, 07:07:07 pm

guess i'll be watching round rock tonight..no TV here in san antonio

The game is "on" here in Houston, and it's still not really "on."

The audio and video are so bad, we can barely make out the graphics on a pretty decent 50" tv.

Alkie · « **Reply #6 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:09:31 pm »

The FoxBox Line Strip Score Dingus is so impossible to read, it seems to say

I4OILI 0 CI4C 0 1si 1iiit Astros i4ii88all

Waldo · « **Reply #7 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:10:37 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on June 11, 2007, 07:07:56 pm

The game is "on" here in Houston, and it's still not really "on."

The audio and video are so bad, we can barely make out the graphics on a pretty decent 50" tv.

Actually, the audio is not bad for non-HD. A lot better than FSSW was earlier in the season.

Alkie · « **Reply #8 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:11:04 pm »

I may have to start drinking early again. I'll put it to a vote.

1) Yes, please. And post often.
2) No, please. And post less.
3) Yes, please. And go away.

Alkie · « **Reply #9 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:11:59 pm »

Quote from: Waldo on June 11, 2007, 07:10:37 pm

Actually, the audio is not bad for non-HD. A lot better than FSSW was earlier in the season.

Must be better where you are. Here, it honestly sounds like we're listening to the game on a cheap transistor radio that is at the other end of a very long metal tube...underwater.

Alkie · « **Reply #10 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:13:16 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on June 11, 2007, 07:11:04 pm

I may have to start drinking early again. I'll put it to a vote.

1) Yes, please. And post often.
2) No, please. And post less.
3) Yes, please. And go away.

I'll take that as a shitload of votes for 3)

loganck · « **Reply #11 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:17:57 pm »

i'm following on gameday, but if anything interesting happens, please describe it.

AllyDStros · « **Reply #12 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:18:48 pm »

Quote from: Waldo on June 11, 2007, 07:10:37 pm

Actually, the audio is not bad for non-HD. A lot better than FSSW was earlier in the season.

The video is okay, I guess. Consider, though, that pre-2005 the only games I ever watched were on 51. Via broadcast, not satellite as I'm getting it now.

The sound is both good and bad. The PBP/color is loud enough to where I can keep it at a normal level instead of the eardrum splitting level that it's ALWAYS at when I watch on FSH/FSSW. It does sound VERY tinny, though.

Alkie · « **Reply #13 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:21:45 pm »

Quote from: loganck on June 11, 2007, 07:17:57 pm

i'm following on gameday, but if anything interesting happens, please describe it.

I just open mouth kissed my dog. It wasn't as good as I expected.

Matt · « **Reply #14 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:24:21 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on June 11, 2007, 07:21:45 pm

I just open mouth kissed my dog. It wasn't as good as I expected.

You're not doing it right.

Zambrano just pegged Loretta in the ribs.

Alkie · « **Reply #15 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:26:56 pm »

Quote from: Matt on June 11, 2007, 07:24:21 pm

You're not doing it right.

Lots of hand, lots of tongue right?

Matt · « **Reply #16 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:28:49 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on June 11, 2007, 07:26:56 pm

Lots of hand, lots of tongue right?

Depends on the breed really.

ThomasTx12 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:28:57 pm »

Everett strikes out looking with a man on second to end the second inning.

ThomasTx12 · « **Reply #18 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:34:14 pm »

Jaque Jones whiffs on a curveball

DeRosa flies out to left.

Fontenot doubles to the wall.

Man on second, 2 out for Theriot

Alkie · « **Reply #19 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:35:49 pm »

Quote from: Matt on June 11, 2007, 07:28:49 pm

Depends on the breed really.

Boxer, male.

ThomasTx12 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:36:49 pm »

Theriot singles to right, Berkman can't throw out Fontenot at the plate.

1-0 Cubs

Alkie · « **Reply #21 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:39:41 pm »

Hey fans, are you hungry for a Turkish treat during the Astros game? Sure, we all do.

I recommend the babagannousuhsuehosheiqh from Pasha over on University.

Make mine a three-way!

Alkie · « **Reply #22 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:43:31 pm »

Do my eyes deceive me, or is Hunter Pence hitting .3G3?

Jacksonian · « **Reply #23 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:46:08 pm »

Alkie, lots of pawing and lots of tongue.

Alkie · « **Reply #24 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:49:34 pm »

I'm going to kill myself.

ETA: oh, uh, carlos zambrano just hit a no-doubter to the farthest part of the well in left.

Alkie · « **Reply #25 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:58:07 pm »

Hey, don't everyone post at once.

You all know we're playing tonight, right?

Andyzipp · « **Reply #26 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:59:31 pm »

Berkman breaks another bat
4-3
1 away

Andyzipp · « **Reply #27 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:00:46 pm »

Lee is fooled badly on a breaking ball. Strike out swinging.
2 down

Andyzipp · « **Reply #28 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:02:44 pm »

Loretta mimics Lee
Side retired.

no hits, no runs, no life.

Middle of 4.

Amy · « **Reply #29 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:03:10 pm »

I'm not enjoying this game so far. But unlike Alkie, no matter how much Shiner I drink I will not resort to french kissing my cat.

Alkie · « **Reply #30 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:03:52 pm »

Quote from: Amy on June 11, 2007, 08:03:10 pm

I'm not enjoying this game so far. But unlike Alkie, no matter how much Shiner I drink I will not resort to french kissing my cat.

I'll give you a webcam and $11.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #31 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:04:44 pm »

One pitch, 6-3 De Rosa is reitired.

One away

Amy · « **Reply #32 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:05:46 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on June 11, 2007, 08:03:52 pm

I'll give you a webcam and $11.

Sorry, can't oblige. However, I'll be happy to french kiss Brad Ausmus, no alcohol required. Can you arrange that for me?

Alkie · « **Reply #33 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:06:00 pm »

Dotel and Buck for Carlos Beltran. Now THAT was a trade.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #34 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:06:04 pm »

Fontenot k's swinging on some junk from Woody
2 down

Alkie · « **Reply #35 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:06:23 pm »

Quote from: Amy on June 11, 2007, 08:05:46 pm

Sorry, can't oblige. However, I'll be happy to french kiss Brad Ausmus, no alcohol required. Can you arrange that for me?

Yes, but it'll cost you a lot more than $11.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #36 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:07:43 pm »

Theriot (?) rolls to short
6-3
Side retired

2-0 Cubs after 4.

Amy · « **Reply #37 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:07:53 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on June 11, 2007, 08:06:23 pm

Yes, but it'll cost you a lot more than $11.

Like how much?

Alkie · « **Reply #38 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:08:37 pm »

Quote from: Amy on June 11, 2007, 08:07:53 pm

Like how much?

French kiss the cat on webcam and we can talk price.

Amy · « **Reply #39 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:09:54 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on June 11, 2007, 08:08:37 pm

French kiss the cat on webcam and we can talk price.

I might consider that if you could arrange Ausmus for the $11.

Alkie · « **Reply #40 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:10:10 pm »

Ok, question for the native Texans in attendance tonight.

One answer only and defend it.

Willie or Nolan?

Alkie · « **Reply #41 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:10:43 pm »

Quote from: Amy on June 11, 2007, 08:09:54 pm

I might consider that if you could arrange Ausmus for the $11.

If I could do that, I would have somewhere in the neighborhood of $33m.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #42 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:10:54 pm »

Willie. Nolan is/was an ass.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #43 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:12:10 pm »

Lamb tries to pull an outside pitch.
6-3
One down

Alkie · « **Reply #44 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:12:19 pm »

Quote from: Andyzipp on June 11, 2007, 08:10:54 pm

Willie. Nolan is/was an ass.

It's weird. I would have assumed most people would say Nolan (especially baseball fans). But the more I ask, I'm finding Willie.

I think 10 years ago, I'd have said Nolan, but (through no fault of Nolan's, actually), I'd have to say Willie now.

Amy · « **Reply #45 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:12:37 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on June 11, 2007, 08:10:10 pm

Ok, question for the native Texans in attendance tonight.

One answer only and defend it.

Willie or Nolan?

Willie, because I love music more than baseball and Willie's had a much longer career.

Alkie · « **Reply #46 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:13:24 pm »

Quote from: Amy on June 11, 2007, 08:12:37 pm

Willie's had a much longer career.

Yeah, and think about that for just a second.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #47 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:14:40 pm »

Everett flies out to Pastry
8
2 down.

Amy · « **Reply #48 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:15:35 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on June 11, 2007, 08:10:43 pm

If I could do that, I would have somewhere in the neighborhood of $33m.

That's true. In fact, if Drayton ever needs to increase attendance at MMP, they could run some kind of promotion involving a drawing for a kiss from Ausmus every month.

Alkie · « **Reply #49 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:16:05 pm »

Nice fucking play.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #50 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:16:40 pm »

Ausmus works the count full before Fontenot robs him.
4-3
Side retired.

None. Nada. Nope

2-0 Cubs.

Amy · « **Reply #51 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:16:45 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on June 11, 2007, 08:13:24 pm

Yeah, and think about that for just a second.

Yeah, it's pretty amazing because Nolan played for I think 27 years.

Bench · « **Reply #52 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:18:18 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on June 11, 2007, 08:12:19 pm

It's weird. I would have assumed most people would say Nolan (especially baseball fans). But the more I ask, I'm finding Willie.

I think 10 years ago, I'd have said Nolan, but (through no fault of Nolan's, actually), I'd have to say Willie now.

Willie for gov'nur, Nolan for the Railroad Commission.

So, I'm too tired and drunk to really follow on the radio, despite finding the dulcet tones of Dave and Ray soothing. Do the Astros have any hits and/or baserunners yet?

Andyzipp · « **Reply #53 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:18:43 pm »

On the plus side, no danger of a no-hitter tonight.

Alkie · « **Reply #54 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:19:21 pm »

Look at that old man move!

Andyzipp · « **Reply #55 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:19:26 pm »

Hill hits it to a place where Biggio still has a little range.
4-3 after Craig bobbles it
One down

Bench · « **Reply #56 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:19:38 pm »

Quote from: Andyzipp on June 11, 2007, 08:18:43 pm

On the plus side, no danger of a no-hitter tonight.

Best news I've seen all day.

Alkie · « **Reply #57 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:19:48 pm »

Quote from: Andyzipp on June 11, 2007, 08:18:43 pm

On the plus side, no danger of a no-hitter tonight.

The Zambrano HR doesn't mean he gets to trade it for a hit off his stat line at the end of the game?

Andyzipp · « **Reply #58 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:20:02 pm »

Quote from: Bench on June 11, 2007, 08:18:18 pm

Willie for gov'nur, Nolan for the Railroad Commission.

So, I'm too tired and drunk to really follow on the radio, despite finding the dulcet tones of Dave and Ray soothing. Do the Astros have any hits and/or baserunners yet?

One hit. 2 baserunners. None in the last 9 batters.

Amy · « **Reply #59 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:20:29 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on June 11, 2007, 08:19:21 pm

Look at that old man move!

He has his moments.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #60 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:20:31 pm »

Zambrano remembers he's a pitcher and strikes out.
2 down.

WulawHorn · « **Reply #61 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:20:38 pm »

Ausmus with the one hit.

It is going to take an absolute, certified miracle for the stros to score two runs tonight (which is necessary already) to tie the game.

A miracle (or a pitching change) I tell you.

Alkie · « **Reply #62 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:20:42 pm »

Quote from: Bench on June 11, 2007, 08:18:18 pm

Willie for gov'nur

I don't smoke pot, so this has nothing to do with it...I think Willie would be the greatest gov'ner in Tx history. Easy.

Bench · « **Reply #63 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:21:25 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on June 11, 2007, 08:20:42 pm

I don't smoke pot, so this has nothing to do with it...I think Willie would be the greatest govenor in Tx history. Easy.

I do and I do.

Amy · « **Reply #64 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:22:01 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on June 11, 2007, 08:20:42 pm

I don't smoke pot, so this has nothing to do with it...I think Willie would be the greatest gov'ner in Tx history. Easy.

Well they don't generally set the bar too high.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #65 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:22:37 pm »

Idiot crowd can't judge a fly ball. Soriano flys out to Pence
Side retired.

End of 5, Astros 0-2

Amy · « **Reply #66 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:24:09 pm »

Quote from: Andyzipp on June 11, 2007, 08:22:37 pm

Idiot crowd can't judge a fly ball. Soriano flys out to Pence
Side retired.

End of 5, Astros 0-2

Yeah, I noticed the crowd seems to think every fly ball a Cub hits is headed for Waveland Avenue. They must sell a lot of beer at Wrigley.

Bench · « **Reply #67 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:27:04 pm »

Quote from: Amy on June 11, 2007, 08:24:09 pm

Yeah, I noticed the crowd seems to think every fly ball a Cub hits is headed for Waveland Avenue. They must sell a lot of beer at Wrigley.

All they cost is the shirt off your back, which most folks are more than willing to pay.

AllyDStros · « **Reply #68 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:30:58 pm »

Quote from: WulawHorn on June 11, 2007, 08:20:38 pm

Ausmus with the one hit.

It is going to take an absolute, certified miracle for the stros to score two runs tonight (which is necessary already) to tie the game.

A miracle (or a pitching change) I tell you.

That's probably the only positive news in that respect. Zambrano is at 97 pitches through 6. Not that that means much, but hey at least they've got his pitch count up.

Amy · « **Reply #69 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:36:51 pm »

Quote from: AllyDStros on June 11, 2007, 08:30:58 pm

That's probably the only positive news in that respect. Zambrano is at 97 pitches through 6. Not that that means much, but hey at least they've got his pitch count up.

Has Sweet Lou been riding him as hard as Dusty did? I can't imagine it, but I'm guessing he'll go at least one more inning.

Amy · « **Reply #70 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:38:02 pm »

Nice job Lamb!

Bench · « **Reply #71 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:39:41 pm »

Quote from: Amy on June 11, 2007, 08:38:02 pm

Nice job Lamb!

That sounded exciting.

Amy · « **Reply #72 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:44:01 pm »

Quote from: Bench on June 11, 2007, 08:39:41 pm

That sounded exciting.

The catch was practically self defense. Then he turned around and fell to the ground with his glove on the bag.

WulawHorn · « **Reply #73 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:47:59 pm »

OK- 26 games left till the all star break. Can Bidge get to 3,000 before the break?

I'm saying it looks like not right now.

Amy · « **Reply #74 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:50:03 pm »

I was hoping Woody getting through that half inning quickly would shorten the appearance of Larry the Cable Guy (whoever the fuck that is). No such luck, they've invited him to stick around for the eighth. Someone needs to die for that.

dirty steve · « **Reply #75 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:58:29 pm »

there's part of your miracle--fontenot throwing error gets lamb home from 2nd. 1-2 sbuC. OP PH'ing, ensberg on 1st

Matt · « **Reply #76 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:58:46 pm »

Larry the Cable Guy is a cubs fan.

Navin R Johnson · « **Reply #77 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:00:16 pm »

Larry the Cable guy couldn't possibly be a bigger douchebag.

pravata · « **Reply #78 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:01:48 pm »

Quote from: homer on June 11, 2007, 06:34:45 pm

Fontenot, 2B
Theriot, SS

That's tough. A Pichon, a Fachon, and a Bordelon, and I've got a high school reunion.

Matt · « **Reply #79 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:01:48 pm »

I didn't think so either until I saw him sitting in the booth with a Cubs jersey on. They told him there's a lot of his fans in the stadium tonight. I was not surprised to hear that.

Amy · « **Reply #80 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:02:08 pm »

Fuck you Zambrano!

dirty steve · « **Reply #81 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:02:18 pm »

thank God for TV51 (ch. 2 TWC) so i dont have to go through what you guys are on WGN.

Matt · « **Reply #82 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:03:18 pm »

Was his pitch count at 129?

Amy · « **Reply #83 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:03:27 pm »

Quote from: pravata on June 11, 2007, 09:01:48 pm

That's tough. A Pichon, a Fachon, and a Bordelon, and I've got a high school reunion.

I was thinking earlier those names reminded me of home. Don't hear a lot of names like that in Virginia.

Bench · « **Reply #84 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:04:59 pm »

Quote from: dirty steve on June 11, 2007, 09:02:18 pm

thank God for TV51 (ch. 2 TWC) so i dont have to go through what you guys are on WGN.

I wish it were on WGN so I could watch it.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #85 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:05:54 pm »

Carlos Lee goes all gazelle like. If Gazelles were top heavy and wore baseball mitts.

Matt · « **Reply #86 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:06:01 pm »

Jesus I thought Lee was going to take that brick wall down.

AllyDStros · « **Reply #87 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:06:43 pm »

Quote from: Matt on June 11, 2007, 09:03:18 pm

Was his pitch count at 129?

128 or 129, something like that.

Amy · « **Reply #88 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:07:48 pm »

Quote from: Matt on June 11, 2007, 09:06:01 pm

Jesus I thought Lee was going to take that brick wall down.

They may have to bring the structural engineers out to check the old ballpark tomorrow. Didn't they have chunks of concrete falling in the concourses a year or two ago?

Matt · « **Reply #89 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:08:26 pm »

Quote from: Amy on June 11, 2007, 09:07:48 pm

They may have to bring the structural engineers out to check the old ballpark tomorrow. Didn't they have chunks of concrete falling in the concourses a year or two ago?

I think those were just cub fans

dirty steve · « **Reply #90 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:08:53 pm »

lee and berkman with the defensive gems--never would have bet on that.
1-2 top 9.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #91 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:09:31 pm »

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tCJ7ESnjvHk

Pre-cable guy, Larry was Daniel and was no more funny than he is now.

Amy · « **Reply #92 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:10:03 pm »

Quote from: Matt on June 11, 2007, 09:08:26 pm

I think those were just cub fans

Ha! As I recall they weren't too concerned about it either. I think they just said no big deal and put up some nets to catch the stuff.

Matt · « **Reply #93 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:10:09 pm »

It's the Tons of Fun outfield web gem spectacular

Andyzipp · « **Reply #94 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:10:59 pm »

Ryan Dempster has no business being a closer...
so it should be 3 up, 3 down for Houston.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #95 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:11:35 pm »

Pence flies out to ButterKrust...

dirty steve · « **Reply #96 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:11:57 pm »

Quote from: Andyzipp on June 11, 2007, 09:09:31 pm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tCJ7ESnjvHk

Pre-cable guy, Larry was Daniel and was no more funny than he is now.

did he lose out to dave coulier for the finaal spot on full house with that outfit and mullet?

gwat · « **Reply #97 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:13:21 pm »

Just got home from work. No "normal" broadcast in San Antonio that I can find. Fortunately, I do have a 10ft C Band dish upon which I found the "Astros Baseball" broadcast targeted at Houston I guess. The big dish is good for 2-3 weird efforts per year. Oh well, go 'stros.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #98 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:13:50 pm »

Twinkie walks...Lee up.

gwat · « **Reply #99 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:14:01 pm »

Oh yeah, Fuck the Cubs.

Amy · « **Reply #100 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:14:16 pm »

Fuck that shit.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #101 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:14:33 pm »

Lee fulfils the Dempster prophecy...6-4-3.

Game over.

dirty steve · « **Reply #102 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:15:56 pm »

look what i found!!! one part of the french connection double play combination ends the game with a double play.
stros go down 1-2

pravata · « **Reply #103 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:17:35 pm »

Quote from: dirty steve on June 11, 2007, 09:15:56 pm

look what i found!!! one of the french connection double play combination ends the game with a double play.
stros go down 1-2

Those arent French, those are coonass, cher.

WulawHorn · « **Reply #104 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:19:11 pm »

that french connection thing reminds me of something that has been bugging me all night.

I remember a couple of spring trainings ago Stark pointed out that the Cubs could field an OF of 3 fake sounding frenchies.

IT was Jaque Jones, Juan Pierre and .....

Help me out with the 3rd fake sounding frenchie that was a cubbie.

gwat · « **Reply #105 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:20:41 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on June 11, 2007, 07:35:49 pm

Boxer, male.

I prefer wrestler female.
Hey, I got here late.

dirty steve · « **Reply #106 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:22:41 pm »

Quote from: WulawHorn on June 11, 2007, 09:19:11 pm

that french connection thing reminds me of something that has been bugging me all night.

I remember a couple of spring trainings ago Stark pointed out that the Cubs could field an OF of 3 fake sounding frenchies.

IT was Jaque Jones, Juan Pierre and .....

Help me out with the 3rd fake sounding frenchie that was a cubbie.

jason dubois?

pravata · « **Reply #107 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:23:44 pm »

Quote from: WulawHorn on June 11, 2007, 09:19:11 pm

that french connection thing reminds me of something that has been bugging me all night.

I remember a couple of spring trainings ago Stark pointed out that the Cubs could field an OF of 3 fake sounding frenchies.

IT was Jaque Jones, Juan Pierre and .....

Help me out with the 3rd fake sounding frenchie that was a cubbie.

Fontenot is from Slidell. He's not fake nothin. Me and him are likely related.

WulawHorn · « **Reply #108 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:29:42 pm »

Quote from: dirty steve on June 11, 2007, 09:22:41 pm

jason dubois?

No- someone more famous- like a 10 year vet type.

Now I'm going to have to go use pravata's google I suppose.

gwat · « **Reply #109 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:31:33 pm »

Quote from: WulawHorn on June 11, 2007, 09:19:11 pm

that french connection thing reminds me of something that has been bugging me all night.

I remember a couple of spring trainings ago Stark pointed out that the Cubs could field an OF of 3 fake sounding frenchies.

IT was Jaque Jones, Juan Pierre and .....

Help me out with the 3rd fake sounding frenchie that was a cubbie.

Jody Gerut sounds french to me. He got 14 AB in '05. Probably not who anyone was thinking aboot. Now they are crawling out of the woodwork.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #110 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:41:29 pm »

Quote from: gwat on June 11, 2007, 09:31:33 pm

Jody Gerut sounds french to me. He got 14 AB in '05. Probably not who anyone was thinking aboot. Now they are crawling out of the woodwork.

Ben Grieve, maybe?

homer · « **Reply #111 on:** June 11, 2007, 10:08:53 pm »

Quote from: pravata on June 11, 2007, 09:23:44 pm

Fontenot is from Slidell. He's not fake nothin. Me and him are likely related.

pravata is coonass?

pravata · « **Reply #112 on:** June 12, 2007, 10:17:23 am »

Quote from: homer on June 11, 2007, 10:08:53 pm

pravata is coonass?

Lived right on Bayou Bonfouca, which is pronounced "Bye-U", not the affec-tated "Bye-OH" How the hell can Houston call itself the Bayou City when the people can't even pronounce the word?

Andyzipp · « **Reply #113 on:** June 12, 2007, 10:19:35 am »

Quote from: pravata on June 12, 2007, 10:17:23 am

Lived right on Bayou Bonfouca, which is pronounced "Bye-U", not the affec-tated "Bye-OH" How the hell can Houston call itself the Bayou City when the people can't even pronounce the word?

I have lived here the vast majority of my life and I have only heard Dallas transplants use the Bye-O pronunciation.

pravata · « **Reply #114 on:** June 12, 2007, 10:26:57 am »

Quote from: Andyzipp on June 12, 2007, 10:19:35 am

I have lived here the vast majority of my life and I have only heard Dallas transplants use the Bye-O pronunciation.

Morons.

Alkie · « **Reply #115 on:** June 12, 2007, 02:40:22 pm »

Quote from: Andyzipp on June 12, 2007, 10:19:35 am

I have lived here the vast majority of my life and I have only heard Dallas transplants use the Bye-O pronunciation.

Yeah, I've spent the last 20 seconds saying it outloud and can't even force myself to say Bye-OH, let alone think of people I know who say it that way.

Me and mah DOEg drank some BEE-yurh in the BYE-U.