May 22, 2016
Rangers 9, Astros 2
W – Hamels (5-0)
L – Keuchel (2-6)
Not going to lie, today’s game had a bit of an ominous feeling after the Astros dropped the first two games in the series. It only took 2.5 innings for that feeling to be validated.
If you really want to shove a hot poker in your eye shove a hot poker up your ass read about today’s game there are plenty of places online where you can do so. This site will not be one of them. Suffice it to say, this is not the first time the team has been 11 games under .500 this season, but getting swept by the fucking Rangers… again… in a blowout… at home… certainly moves the needle as the emotional low point of the season so far.