Mariners unable to torpedo Astros post season hopes.
WP: Tony Sipp (3 – 4)
LP: Danny Farquhar (1 – 7)
SV : Luke Gregerson (31)
submitted by Sphinx Drummond
Sometimes a baseball god needs an assist. It has been well documented that Wóden is a big baseball fan and tends to favor the Astros more often than not. It is also well documented that sometimes the Astros ask for more than one god is able to deliver. Wóden did his best but the Norse sea god Ægir is a Mariner fan and was determined not to let Wóden succeed. However Ægir was so preoccupied with Wóden that he totally missed it when Thor took over after the midnight hour.
Thor has a close relationship with Wóden, and when Wóden needs someone to put the hammer down, he has often looked in Thor’s direction. So when Wednesday ebbed into Thursday, Thor was at the ready, caught Ægir looking at Wóden and quickly handed his hammer over to their beloved Scandinavian son Colby Rasmus, whom they know as a direct descendant of St. Erasmus, Colby took the hammer and and used it to hit a single and drive in the winning run in the form of Jonathan Villar who was on third and running for Evan Gattis who had tripled. Thank you Thor. Fuck you Ægir. I’m glad Loki killed your servant Fimafeng. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Now you know why the Astros won, If you want to know how the game played out check out the gamezone and boxscore. Thursday is a day off, Friday the Astros are in Phoenix to start the last 3 game series of the regular season. Just win boys.