Astros just keep giving and giving in 8 – 3 loss
WP: Smith (2 – 5)
LP: Neshek (3 – 5)
SV: Wilhelmsen ( 8 )
submitted by Sphinx Drummond
Seattle Sea Cucumbers, a disgusting creature that forages the ocean floor snacking on other animals (and professional baseball teams) excrement had plenty to dine on at Minute Maid Park on Wednesday. The Astros were crapping up a shit tornado pretty much the whole game.
They initially were just trading shits with the water-logged echinoderms from the Northwest but eventually they blew away the competition with a heaping steaming turd pile that would have made Andre The Giant proud.
Thursday is a day off, Friday the Astros host the Minnesota Twins and starter Mike Pelfrey (6-8, 3.85 ERA) who will face off against Collin McHugh (14-7, 3.92 ERA) starting at 7:10 pm CST.
Game Time: 3:40
Attendance: 18,669 (school night)