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Astros @ Phillies Series Preview

Posted on August 5, 2014 by Ebby Calvin in Series Previews

 

Astros @ Phillies Series Preview

Motown Philly back again, doin’ a little East Coast fling.  Boyz II Men goin’ off.  Not too hard, not too soft.

I don’t really know what those lyrics mean.  I mean, Motown Philly – got it.  East Coast fling – sure.  Boys to men, goin’ off – not too hard, not too soft.  Really?   I’ll pass, thank you.

But somehow, I’m intrigued.  I remember digging this song when I was 13 or so at Pershing Middle School, roaming the halls, avoiding eye contact with girls, hoping that only I could see the hash-marked mustache that dared me to shave it.  So let’s check out the video to see if it sparks any nostalgia.

NOPE

I’m even more confused.  They’re at a birthday party, got it.  They can do synchronized Hammer/Kid N Play dances, so that’s a check.  They’re in Philly.  I guess Temple University is also in Philly – didn’t know that.  Something called the Alex Vanderpoolera is coming soon, so there’s that.  Is that Spike Lee rapping on the toilet?  And under the kitchen table?  What the fuck is this?

I liked this video?  I can’t imagine what my hippie parents thought.

At least I still have this.

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Tuesday 8/5/14

Kuechel vs Kendrick

Surely will be completed by the time I post this “Preview”

Wednesday 8/6/14

Peacock vs Buchanan

Yay! Peacock is back!

Thursday 8/7/14

McHugh vs Hernandez

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Promotions

Apparently nothing.

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Injuries

Phillies

Mike Adams – thought he played for STL?

Domonic Brown – wants to change the first ‘o’ to an ‘e’

Cliff Lee – is older than Coach

John Mayberry – stuck watching Andy Griffith shows

Astros

Albers is throwing off a mound, Fowler started his rehab yesterday, Springer is in the minors rehabbing.  Other people are also injured.

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Astros win the series

 

 

 

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