GM’s, look at your pitchers. Now look at me. Now look back at them, now look at me.
Sadly, they aren’t me.
But if you stopped using prospects and traded them for me, then they could be me.
Look down. Look up.
Now you’re standing on the pitcher’s mound with the man your pitchers could look like if you traded for me.
What’s in your hand? I have it.
It’s an oyster, with my contract in it – with only one year left!
Look again – the option is now picked up!
Anything is possible when you trade for Roy Oswalt.
