Astros at Cubs, 8/31/09
Astros 5, FTC 3
W: Oswalt (8-5), L: Harden (8-8), S: Valverde (20)
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens;
Hunter Pence fielding like he’s wearing mittens.
Roy going seven, no Oswalt Inning;
These are a few of my favorite things.
Heavy left fielder hitting two-run home run;
Rich Harden missing the whole strike zone.
Fuck the Cubs hearing the fat lady sing;
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the Astros bite
When the B’s don’t sting
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember how much the Cubs suck
And then I don’t feel so bad