Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Astros 4
Turdinals 3
W: Valverde (1-2) | L: Franklin (2-1)
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Last night’s game? Oh, it was holyshitfuckingawesome, thanks for asking. To try to capture it would be futile, so I strongly urge you to watch the game recap, Schumaker getting Pudge facked, El Torpedero fielding the ball off of Sparky, Coste tying it with a double in the ninth, and Miggy’s game winner. The lesson for tonight is this – when you have the opportunity to end the game on a double play, you best take it. Unless you just like watching extended, vigorous man-hugs, NTTAWWT…
On a closing note, for some reason, Ryan Franklin forces me to think about Geico ads. I want to look away, but that beard won’t. stop. staring. at. me.
Not coincidentally, if you turn Ryan Franklin upside down, he's also a broom with googly eyes.