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Stay victorious, my friends

Posted on July 9, 2009 by JackAstro in Game Recaps

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Astros 5
Pirates 0

W: Rodriguez (8-6) | L: Morton (1-2)

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He got his season ERA back under 3.00, because anything higher is not befitting a man of his stature. He struck out only 11, because his fielders needed something to do. He won the series against Pittsburgh, using only his left arm. He wrestled a bear during the 7th inning stretch. After the bear lost, he made it carry him to mound in the 8th. He let the first 4 hitters in the lineup drive in all 5 runs, because his humility is only matched by his generosity. And his horrible, fear-inspiring power.

Eny Cabreja is…

The Most Interesting Pitcher in the World

I don't always pitch against Pittsburgh. But when I do, I prefer to throw complete game, five hit shutouts.

I don't always pitch against Pittsburgh. But when I do, I prefer to throw complete game, five hit shutouts.

 

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