Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears. In watching the ongoing melt-down that is the career of one Cecil Cooper as manager of the Houston Astros, there are a lot of parallels that come to mind. It’s starting to feel reminiscent of President Richard Nixon’s last days in office or perhaps General George Custer’s final planning meetings with his lieutenants (although we’d probably need to ask Jim R to be sure). Baseball-wise, Cooper is facing adversity both on the field and in the clubhouse. His starting pitching has been sub-par, his offense has been non-existent and his bullpen, supposedly the rock for him to rely on, has been decimated by injury. As a result of all those things (but not only those things), his charges, the Astros are 18-27, in last place in the division and currently in possession of the 3rd worst record in all of baseball. In response, Cooper is traveling down an unfortunate but familiar path for failed managers: fighting battles through the media, particularly with your players.
The evil that men do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones,
So let it be with Caesar.
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answered it …
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest,
(For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they all; all honourable men)
He was my friend, faithful and just to me.
But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man…
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill;
Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept;
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff.
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice refuse; was this ambition?
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then to mourn for him?
And men have lost their reason…. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,
And I must pause till it come back to me.
The team is sailing, rudderless through this part of the schedule. With a chance to get back in the division race, the Astros lost 8 of 10 and 7 in a row. Rather than attempting to manage things like effort and focus, Cooper has resorted to managing results. The results have been predictable. The talk has been of roster shuffles, fire sales, draft picks and coaching changes, not the topics we’ve come to expect from the Astros, and especially not as early as May 28th.