Lance Berkman’s keen sense of irony,
“There weren’t a lot of positives tonight, but we can score runs,” Berkman said.
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Is that a ball in your glove or are you just happy to see me?
“I let my emotions get to me more than I probably should, but that’s me,” said Pence, who sprinted to the dugout with a smile on his face after making the catch.” “That’s how I play.”
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Next time, try cursing
Cooper said “[I] didn’t curse. I just told him I thought they missed it. , he said ‘You want to get out of here?’ I said, ‘You’ve got to do something, because I’m not leaving.’
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Other than that Mrs Lincoln…
Chacon said. “I felt great, better velocity than I’ve had all year. Other than that, I didn’t have a good sinker, I didn’t have a good breaking ball, and my command of my fastball wasn’t good.
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