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Berkman “tricky”

Posted on April 25, 2008 by pravata in News You Can Use

Lance Berkman has a trick ankle.

Not sure if it juggles or whether it does ventriloquism or can quickly count a pile of spilled toothpicks. But in the Thursday mound celebration with the now longer unacceptably demonstrative Jose Valverde,

“It’s a little embarrassing,” Berkman said. “But coming off the mound, giving high-fives, I stepped on the side of the mound and rolled it.”

Asked if the ankle issue would be a lingering problem, Berkman reportedly answered, “Are you kidding me? I’m number one super guy.”
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Reminded that he already has 4 stolen bases on the season, will the trick ankle slow you down? Allegedly Berkman said “No, I’m quicker than the human eye.”
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Peter Gammons contributed to this story. Supposebly.

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