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  • Astros fall to the Jakes, 5-3

Astros fall to the Jakes, 5-3

Posted on April 8, 2008 by mihoba in Game Recaps

Cardinals 5, Astros 3

W: Reyes (1-0) | L: Geary (0-1)

HR: none

AP recap

Footer wrap

The reflected glow from last night’s exciting home opener victory faded quickly as the Astros could only dent the Jakes mound staff early, scoring all three of their runs in the third inning and mustered a mere three hits in the final 6 frames as the Coards of St. Louis evened the series at a game apiece.

Miguel Tejada continued to impress as he stroked a 2-run double and scored the final run for the good guys on a wild pitch with a nifty fadeaway slide.

I guess I’m tired of Albert Puhols ass

And his Tanked Commander boss

And I’m tired of watching pitchers throw

A duck to fucking Glaus

And I’ve just about had my fill

Of Rick An-fucking-kiel

Tired of looking at Duncans ass

And his drunk fucking daddy’s grill

…Anthony Reyes irons his cap bill flat…

He looked like a fucking dildo

Scared everyone with a bat

And I’m tired of Isringhausens ass

And his closer fucking takes

I’m tired of Adam Kennedys ass

And the rest of the fucking Jakes

Tomorrow @ 7:05, Looper vs. Sampson for the rubber game.

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