Brewers 6, Astros 0
W: Gallardo (9-4) L: Albers (4-9)
HR: Mench
AP: ESPN
One team came with some serious business to attend to.
And Albers took care of exactly that, dotting Ryan Braun in the first inning. Memo to Matt – make sure not to give up two-run doubles after you deliver the team’s messages.
Another 3 runs in the 4th, and there was nothing left but for Milo to call play-by-play of the Kiss Cam. And when we get to that point, Gentle Reader, then I’m left to pack it in.
Josh Anderson kept reaching base (hhis first 4 plate appearances). Lance kept leaving runners on base. Roy kept birthin’ babies.
Oh, and Stormy Weathers gave up 3 runs without an out in the 9th to the everfucking Cubs to keep the Brewers a game out.
Paulino takes the hill tomorrow. Suck on that, Pinella.
No one bothered to start a Game Zone.
Watch chickenshit Inernet Tough Guy call out classy major league pitchers as chokers in the Talk Zone.