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Astros @ Brewers – Hope for a New ERA

Posted on April 8, 2016 by Waldo in Series Previews

SERIES PREVIEW

Carlos Gomez’s Sloppy Seconds @ Chris Carter’s Sloppy Seconds
April 8-10, 2016

It’s early.

Must not panic.

Mustnotpanicmustnotpanicmustnotpanic.

What’s up with the pitching staff?  Through three games the Astros have a MLB-worst 9.36 ERA and have a couple of guys that could deservedly be referred to as Refined Petroleum Product Storage Apparatuses.  Sure didn’t see that coming.  Since it’s still way too early to hit the panic button, I choose to delude myself and blame the staff’s rocky start on the following factors, in no particular order:

  • Early season jitters
  • Weather delays, postponements, and generally unfavorable conditions
  • Players still getting tuned up
  • Bud Selig (on principle)
  • Angel Hernandez (on principle)
  • That abominable Austin Automotive Specialists radio commercial

Don’t judge me.

The offense, on the other hand, is off to a strong start.  Despite finally looking human at the plate on Thursday, Carlos Correa is in early beast mode form.  Tyler White has a hitting streak for his career.  Preston Tucker is more than adequately holding down the DH slot in Evan Gattis’s absence.  Carlos Gomez finally showed signs of life Thursday after some shameful ABs earlier in the series.  Springer (salami notwithstanding) and a kinder, gentler, more patient Altuve are having their fits and starts, but… it’s early.

With any luck, a middling Brewers team and the guarantee of (at worst) climate-controlled games could be a good opportunity to shake off the rust in the Rust Belt.  The Brewers got shelled 12-3 on Opening Day, dropped a 2-1 decision on Tuesday, and eked out a 4-3 win on Wednesday.  Despite being bottom-third in runs scored their overall offensive production is firmly middle of the pack and is actually quite comparable to the Astros’.  Aside from the Opening Day shenanigans the Brewers pitching hasn’t been bad.

Friday, April 8 – 7:10pm CDT
Scott Feldman (2015: 5-5, 3.90) vs. Chase Anderson (2015: 6-6, 4.30)

I said as much in my last series preview, but I was a big fan of Feldman’s work in 2015.  Keuchel, McCullers, and McHugh stole the spotlight from him and deservedly so, but he turned in a lot of solid yet understated pitching performances, gobbling innings (completed the 6th inning in all but five games) and dropping his ERA by a full run over the summer before his shoulder gave out.  He’s in the walk year of a front-loaded contract so he could be a huge value to the Astros this year (either on the field or as trade bait) if he can put up similar numbers.  He turned in a decent spring training performance so we’ll have to see how the shoulder is holding up.

Anderson, a newcomer to the Brewers, battled injuries in the second half of 2015 for Arizona and struggled with consistency, watching his sub-3 June ERA rise to 4.52 in early September.  He was slated to be the Brewers’ #5 but got moved up in the rotation since Matt Garza was placed on the DL. Since this is only Anderson’s third season in the bigs he has never faced the Astros, and he had a horrific spring (16 ER in 14+ innings and a .409 opponents’ batting average).

Saturday, April 9 – 6:10pm CDT
Doug Fister (2015: 5-7, 4.19) vs. Willy Peralta (0-1, 9.00)

The Astros’ newest acquisition in the rotation gets his first start of the season after a very unimpressive spring.  Fister was hardly terrible (or even bad) in 2015, and the Astros are hoping that he’ll return to the 3.50-ish ERA guy he has been in the past.  He did face the Brew Crew once last year and it did not go well, surrendering four runs (three earned) in just over an inning in relief.

Peralta was the main perpetrator of the Brewers’ opening loss, giving up 4 ER in as many innings before getting chased.  He had a rough spring (6+ ERA), missed a huge chunk of time in 2015, and was consistently inconsistent before and after his injury.  That he was the Brewers’ Opening Day starter says a lot about the state of the Brewers’ pitching staff coming into the season.

Sunday, April 10 – 1:10pm CDT
Dallas Keuchel (1-0, 2.57) vs. Jimmy Nelson (0-1, 2.45)

I can give Dallas a pass for his early trouble in New York on Tuesday.  Hell, I wouldn’t want to be out there throwing an ice-cold ball of leather in 20mph winds.  (Then again, I am grossly nonathletic.)  It didn’t take him too long to settle in once the damage was done, and he ended up lasting seven innings when such a thing looked extremely unlikely after the first three.  With a start under his belt and much more agreeable conditions, I expect him to be closer to his true form.  He has never pitched against the Brewers, but rumor has it that Chris Carter is 7×9 against him in intrasquad slow-pitch softball from Carter’s time on the Astros.

Nelson made some strides in his first full big league season for the Brewers in 2015 and tossed a pretty good game against the Giants earlier this week.  He pitched into the 8th and the only real trouble he got into was a solo homer in the 3rd and allowing just one run in a 4th inning, bases loaded, no-out jam.  He also threw a pretty impressive 1.17 ERA in four spring starts.  This could be a pretty good pitching showdown.

Too high? What do you mean, too high?

Posted on April 8, 2016 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

Who gives a shit? It’s gone!

Game 3: April 7, 2016

Yankees 8, Astros 5

W: Shreve (1-0) L: Harris (0-1) S: Miller (1)

HR: White (1), Tucker (1), and pretty much every Yankee

Box score

Game Zone

Win Probability

OK, let’s get this out of the way up front.  Winning pitchers and losing pitchers are such bullshit.  Take it away, HH:

Harris is the only one who hasn’t pitched like shit, and now he’s on the hook for the loss.

If you click on that “win probability” link, the stats show what was obvious to our eyes – Harris did a much better job than any other Astro pitcher, and he gets hung with the loss.  Life is short, and brutal, and unfair.

This all got off to a nice start as youngsters White and Tucker went back-to-back (although I incorrectly described White’s shot as opposite field, because for some reason, I keep trying to make him a lefty) in the 2nd inning for a 3-0 lead.  Fiers immediately gave 1 run back in the bottom, limiting that damage only because Astro-killer Starlin Castro did an interpretive dance instead of sliding into second base to end the inning.

Fires did nothing to fool the Yankees, and even as White delivered a two-run single for a 5-2 lead in the 4th, his slop-throwing inspired no confidence.  Per Mark in the 5th:

Astros will be losing the lead this inning. Fiers has nothing.

Three posts later:

ARod hammers an 0-2 hanging fastball into CF to plate Ellsbury to tie it up

Yeah, it was that kind of day.

In a 5-5 game in the 7th, Harris got a leadoff grounder, followed by a Gardner single.  That was enough to make him the loser, because Ken Wagner Giles followed him, and proceeded to allow a 3-run “Tex Message” to close out the scoring.

5 runs, 6 runs, 5 runs… and 1 win.

Get your shit together, pitchers.

 

Astros Blown Up By The Bombers

Posted on April 7, 2016 by Sphinx Drummond in Game Recaps, News, Uncategorized

No chance for perfect record now.

WP Pineda (1-0)
LP: McHugh (0-1)
SV: Nova (1)

BOXSCORE

GAMEZONE

Backed by a first inning solo homer by Carlos Correa, Colin McHugh was ready to face the Yankees in the bottom of the first. He was awful. He couldn’t be blamed for the catcher’s interference call that put lead off hitter Jacoby Ellsbury on and opened the flood gates, but everything else was on McHugh. Walks, Singles, Doubles, McHugh seemed in an extremely inappropriate charitable mood. Finally after 5 runs had scored and only one out recorded, A.J. Hinch had seen enough and replaced McHugh with Michael Feliz.

Feliz didn’t make it too much harder for the Bombers but eventually retired the side allowing only one more run to score, making it 6-1 in favor of the Yankees at the end of the first inning. It looked like it was going to be one of those night. But, then for a moment it didn’t.

The Astros came roaring back in the top of the second climaxed by George Springer’s grand slam to pull the Astros to within one run at 6 to 5. For a moment it looked like we had a game, and then it didn’t.

The Yankees just kept scoring runs, ex-Cub Starlin Castro hit a three run homer to make it 9 to 5 after two innings of play, after three innings it was 12 to 5 in favor of the Yankees. Stayed that way ‘til Carlos Correa hit another bomb (460 feet or something) in the fifth inning to complete the Astros scoring, and making it a 12 to 6 ballgame.

The Yankees added a few more runs for good measure and Ivan Nova earned a four inning save pitching in relief of Pineda. It was a horrendous night for the Astros and McHugh particularly. McHugh is currently sporting a 135.00 ERA. Ouch.

Thursday’s game has a 3:05 CT start, Mike Fiers will face mound opponent homeboy Nathan Eovaldi. Friday the team travels to Milwaukee for a weekend series.

Opening Day: Astros 5, Yankees 3

Posted on April 5, 2016 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

Game 1: April 5, 2016

Astros 5, Yankees 3

W: Keuchel (1-0) L: Betances (0-1) S: Gregerson (1)

HR: Correa (1), lesser man than Correa (1)

SB: Correa 2 (2), Altuve (1), ancient cheater (1)

Box score

Game Zone

Win Probability

Dana got up, dressed all in black;

Went down to the stadium, and he never came back

By the bottom of the first, Mark was calling him a hack

and his friends down on Wall Street were in mourning.

Hello, friends, and welcome to another season of Astros baseball.  A season that started, as Abner Doubleday the Founding Fathers ESPN intended, in the 36 degree chill of a New York April.  The conditions ensured that pitchers would struggle with their touch, hitters would wince at any ball not hit square, and fans would suffer.  These are not conditions conducive to a win for the Good Guys.

None of this mattered, for one simple reason – a reason that will likely be the reason for many, many Astros victories this year:

The Houston Astros have Carlos Correa.  The team opposing the Astros does not have a Carlos Correa.

It appeared in the early going that Correa might wear the goat’s horns for the game, as he booted a routine DP ball that would have ended the inning into a FC that put runners on 1st and 3rd; Keuchel could not pick up his teammate as Starlin Castro doubled down the LF line, making it 2-0.

This was the last time Correa would look human.

Following that, Correa would:

  • Homer to the opposite field
  • Steal a base and score a run
  • Turn a routine bleeder to the pitcher into an E1 through his sheer height
  • Steal another base
  • Score another run
  • Make a nice play at SS
  • Take Joe Girardi’s mother to a nice seafood dinner and NOT CALL HER THE NEXT DAY.

That was all the Astros would need.  Keuchel overcame the early runs to mow down the Yankees for the remainder of 7 IP.  Giles overcame the requisite HR to set down the side, and Gregerson looked every bit the closer that Hinch ordained him with a 1-2-3 9th.

1 win in the books.  161 to go.

 

Astros @ Yankees – The Boys of Winter

Posted on April 5, 2016 by Waldo in Series Previews

SERIES PREVIEW

2015 Wild Card Champions @ 2015 Wild Card Not-Champions
April 5-7, 2016

In the time leading up to both of my kids being born, I remember a combination of excitement and anxiety.  When they finally arrived the excitement and anxiety remained, but there was also a slight sense of dread that there was no turning back from a huge investment of time, money, and emotion.  It was definitely going to be worth it, but it wasn’t going to be easy.

Opening Day always feels the same way to me.  Watching 162 games in six months is hardly a small investment of time, especially with the west coast games that are scientifically proven to be 1-1.5 hours longer.  The long season also contains plenty of ups and downs, and it can take an emotional toll on you even when you try not to let it get to you (see also: the month of September 2015).  

Of course the analogy is a little more appropriate this year: both of my kids had to be forcibly ejected from my wife after their due date, and the Astros and Yankees get a late start to the season after Opening Day 1.0 got The-Northeast-in-April’ed out.  Even Michael Bloomberg’s Big Gulp thinks playing baseball in New York in still-slightly-winter is a bad idea.

On paper this season looks pretty promising, since this Opening Day roster is ostensibly much better than last year’s.  The starting rotation, a sure weakness to start 2015, now figures to be one of baseball’s best, and I don’t envy the personnel decision Hinch/Luhnow have to make when Lance McCullers comes off the DL.  Aside from the obvious top-of-the-rotation guys like Keuchel and McHugh, I think Scott Feldman is one of the team’s more underrated arms.  Injuries aside, he was a pretty effective innings-eater in 2015 and pitched his ass off between DL stints.  That he was a #2/#3 last year and is now a #5/#6 on this year’s staff – and that they’re not trotting out Straily, Oberholtzer, and Fausto Carmona every few days – shows that the water level has risen significantly.

The bullpen’s boat stands to rise with the tide, which will hopefully prevent them from wearing down late in the season like last year.  Last year’s unexpectedly excellent pen is largely intact except for essentially swapping Ken Giles in for Chad Qualls.  I’m not all that concerned about who closes as long as they do it well.  Gregerson, currently slated to be the closer, did a pretty admirable job last year despite his propensity for the meatball early in the season.  If this unit is anywhere near as solid as they were last year, we may see a lot of games that are basically over by the 6th-7th innings.

Offensively, with much of the lineup intact there are a lot of known quantities, but hopefully guys like Springer, Tucker, and Marisnick can develop even more with another year under their belts.  Having a full season of Correa can, and probably will, make a huge difference and he is already getting some preseason run for AL MVP.  Perhaps the only real unknown is Tyler White, who will be taking his first MLB at-bats this afternoon.  Things may get interesting if he stumbles while AJ Reed tears up the PCL.

Many pundits I’ve seen have pegged the Astros at the mid/high 80s in wins.  I’m a little more bullish; 92-93 wins feels about right to me.

Tuesday, April 5 – 12:05pm CDT
Dallas Keuchel (2015: 20-8, 2.48) vs. Masahiro Tanaka (2015: 12-7, 3.51)

It’s hard not to like any matchup that includes Keuchel, especially when he’s pitching against the pinstripes.  Dude absolutely wrecked the Yankees in 2015: three games (two in the Bronx), 22 innings, zero runs allowed.  He also had an outstanding spring with a .123 opposing average and 16 K’s in 17 scoreless innings.  Here’s hoping 2016 is just a continuation of 2015.

The Astros didn’t have too much trouble in two outings against Tanaka last year, touching him up for six runs in five innings in June and then handing him the loss in the Wild Card Game.  He also got hit hard this spring, for whatever that’s worth.

One equalizing factor in this game could be the weather: das, OWA’s resident meteorologist, is calling for cold temps, stiff winds, and an even more pronounced ill temper among New Yorkers.

Wednesday, April 6 – 6:05pm CDT
Collin McHugh (2015: 19-7, 3.89) vs. Michael Pineda (2015: 12-10, 4.37)

McHugh took a bit of a step back in 2015, particularly in that he gave up a lot more hits and got into trouble more often early in games before settling down.  This still didn’t prevent him from having a very good year, and he also owned a sub-2 ERA against the Yankees last season.  His spring stats have never been all that flashy and this year was no exception.

Pineda took two losses at the hands of the Astros last year, going eight pretty good innings in June and then getting chased in the 5th inning in August.  His spring training yada yada yada.

Thursday, April 7 – 3:05pm CDT
Mike Fiers (2015: 7-10, 3.69) vs. Nathan Eovaldi (2015: 14-3, 4.20)

The No-No Guy finds himself in the #3 slot and, if things pan out, this could be the first season that he can stay locked in in the rotation.  Despite a string of no-decisions to end 2015 there’s hardly anything to complain about regarding his tenure in Houston.  Here’s hoping that spending a full season on a better team will allow him to shine.  Fiers has never faced the Yankees.

Eovaldi led the Yanks in wins in 2015, including a streak of nine straight wins that lasted much of the season.  He did not face the Astros in 2015, although historically he has whipped up on a bunch of scrubs that had the misfortune of wearing Astros jerseys.

Messrs Lanceman and Laloush

Posted on October 3, 2015 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros 21
Diamondbacks 5

submitted by Neil T

Handsomely rugged Texas Ranger Captain Berk Lanceman sat in the well-appointed office of the Astros’ Director of Public Relations, Miss Lola Laloush, deep in the Astroplex in Minute Maid Park at Union Station. From all around him he could hear the faint whir of hard drives and the tap, tap, tap of computer keyboards as the coldly efficient Astros management, led by the evil genius Mike Fast, carefully calculated the probable outcomes of a Jose Altuve bunt with two men on and no outs. Across the polished mahogany desk sat a particularly beautiful woman, tall, slender, with a sweep of dark hair setting off her red St. John knit. Her long fingers tapped impatiently against the richly figured desktop.

“Captain Berkman, you are speaking to me and not the Director of Operations because we view this first and foremost as a public relations matter. We do not want your law enforcement officers doing a grab and grope on every fan who enters one of our ladies’ rooms.”

Remembering his manners, Captain Lanceman removed his silver 3X Stetson and set it brim up on a mahogany side table. Having only recently saved the nation-state of Texas from the Canadian Jade Helm 15 invasion, Captain Lanceman was now on his most important mission. “I assure you Miss Laloush, I need do no more than look at a man dressed as a woman to know something is wrong. I am a trained law enforcement officer.”

Her polished nails swept an errant strand of hair from Miss Laloush’s eyes, and Berk Lanceman couldn’t help but feel a momentary thrill. “You said ‘I,’ Captain Lanceman. Is it only you?”

“Yes ma’am. One restroom, one Ranger.”

“You understand, Captain, that Minute Maid Park has more than one women’s restroom?

“Ma’am, you are not taking this seriously. I hope you understand that I have four daughters. I don’t want them sitting in a stall while some troubled man sits to pee right next door. If I was standing at a urinal and looked at the fella next to me and he had lady parts, I don’t know if I’d ever recover. Can you imagine what it would do to a young lady to know there’s a man sitting in a stall, instead of standing at a urinal like God intended?”

“Captain Lanceman, don’t you think that transgendered men are using women’s restrooms now?”

“No ma’am. That would be illegal. This so-called Hero ordinance makes it legal for womanly men to walk into women’s restrooms and expose their manly parts to my female daughters with impunity. It makes it legal and I, Berk Lanceman, am here to stop it.”

“Mr. Lanceman, there are laws against indecent exposure, and our regular season home games are over.”

“Yes ma’am, but there are always the playoffs.”

And that was the real heart of the matter. Did handsomely rugged Texas Ranger Captain Berk Lanceman care if some guy in a dress used the ladies room? Not really, but there was a chance that the Houston Astros could face the Toronto Blue Jays in Houston in a play-off game. Ruggedly handsome Captain Lanceman was here to save Texas from the Agents of Canadian Agression. He planned to be here, ostensibly on bathroom duty, to lay a trap for his arch nemesis, the Canadian. He would catch him at last, and with this bathroom ruse the Canadian would never see him coming.

Meanwhile he had to convince this woman in this richly furnished office that he was there for a completely different purpose. She was a good-looking woman though. At least there was that.

***

So this is my last recap for the season, and I’m supposed to write some maudlin stuff about how come whatever I’ve loved them. T’ain’t true. These guys have given me fits most of the season, I have spent entirely too much time watching baseball, and they have taken this business entirely too far. I want to be watching more baseball next week. They need to take care of business.

And last night they did a pretty good job of it. Correa hit his team record 22nd home run, breaking Lance Berkman’s record. He missed the cycle by a double. But as he said, it’s not about him and his accomplishments.

The Astros were 9 for 18 with risp. The 9 missed chances were all with Altuve at the plate. Altuve was 1 for 4 with 2 RBI, and has 195 hits for the season.

Springer, Valbuena, and Rasmus were 2 for 4 with hot dates with Homeruna, and of course everybody got hits. The D-Backs starter, Rubby De La Rosa, made it through three innings, gave up 4 earned runs, and started on my fantasy team.

Meanwhile, over at the mound, Keuchel forgot he wasn’t at home and pitched 6 innings with 2 earned runs for his 20th win. Thatcher, Velasquez, and Feliz closed it out. Feliz gave up two earned runs, but iI don’t think it was a save situation.

Thanks to BG and Arky for joining me at the Armadillo Palace for the venison Frito Pie. It later demanded two Tums, but was very good. It mignt not be better than the Frito pie at Avalon Diner (which might have some cinnamon in the chili), but it’s different. And it’s very effective.

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