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DM Archives #6: Beach Culture

Posted on June 10, 2016 by Dark Star in Columnistas, Dark Matter, Featured

maggy and milly and molly and may
went down to the beach(to play one day)

and maggie discovered a shell that sang
so sweetly she couldn’t remember her troubles,and

milly befriended a stranded star
whose rays five languid fingers were;

and molly was chased by a horrible thing
which raced sideways while blowing bubbles:and

may came home with a smooth round stone
as small as a world and as large as alone.

For whatever we lose(like a you or a me)
its always ourselves we find in the sea

 

I grew up and have spent most of my life 30 miles from the ocean – well, the Gulf of Mexico, strictly speaking. And though in the interim I have traveled far and wide, and at times oriented myself  toward inland instead of offshore, the truth is the ocean has never been very far from my mind.

There is just something about it. I cannot really explain; though I have attempted to in writing, over and over, over the years. The feeling of the sun on my skin, the smell of coconut oil mixed with salt air, the partying, the camaraderie with other beach-goers. The relaxation. The inner peace.

I have tried earnestly, but I never have quite captured it. And I don’t suppose I ever will.Read More

Astros v Rangers Series

Posted on June 9, 2016 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps, Uncategorized

Monday’s Nightmare
Astros 5, Rangers 6
W: Dyson, L: Giles
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So, I’m working a flex schedule for the summer and Monday was my first day off. It started out great, I went to the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion box office to get tickets for Jim Gaffigan and met a friend for lunch. So, I was in a good mood and relaxed when the game started. Didn’t take long for that to end. Mike Fiers seems to want to continue challenging the hitters to bail him out. He’s sitting at a cool 5.00 ERA for this season.

The hitters did their job for the most part. In fact, I thought the Rangers were being more than accommodating in trying to help the Astros win. I do not know why the Astros do not want to beat the assholes in Arlington. And they made it worse they by allowing Odor to be the one to get the winning hit. Ugh.

Tuesday’s Disaster
Astros 3, Rangers 4
W: Diekman, L: Keuchel, SV: Dyson
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Well, the Astros took the lead early in this one, then let it slip away. Keuchel seemed to pitch well until the 8th inning when he gave up a two-run bomb that was enough to give the bad guys the lead and enough for the win.

I have to admit, I love the Astros. I love this team but I was almost in tears of frustration by their futility when playing the Rangers. I know the boys are trying, you can see it on their faces and in their actions but they cannot seem to cross the barrier that allows them to get the win. I cannot imagine how frustrated they are.

Wednesday’s Recap was brought to you separately by Sphinx Drummond.

Thursday’s Must-Win Did Not Happen
Astros 3, Rangers 5
W: Perez, L: McHugh, SV: Diekman
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Not surprisingly, the Astros dropped another game to the Rangers. Instead of staying even with them by splitting the series, they fall back.

McHugh only lasted 3.2 innings and Devenski did a good job coming out of the pen. Feldman’s run didn’t matter since McHugh did enough damage. But, the Astros just cannot seem to find a way to get runners to cross home or fill the holes for the Rangers hits.

Work was a distraction from watching this game. Of course, the work distraction is not necessarily a good thing. But, that is for another discussion.

The Astros are 9 back of the Rangers and 4 back from .500. I was hoping for a better season. I was expecting a better season. There are so many problems with this team I have a hard time reconciling that with the trust I have in Luhnow. Not every move he makes is going to be good but I hope he has the character to own up to a bad decision and do what the can to make the right change. All this losing makes me sad. I like being happier better. And for that reason, I’m going to share a picture from the vacation I took in early May.
Siesta Key

Astros Finally Beat the Rangers in a Baseball Game

Posted on June 9, 2016 by Sphinx Drummond in Game Recaps

Astros win in Arlington for first time ever in a long time.

WP: Doug Fister (6-3)

LP Tom Wilhemsen (2-3)

Save: Will Harris (2)

Box Score

Game Zone

Yu Darvish started but didn’t make it to the sixth inning, his shoulder was tight. Aw. Later Adrian Beltre, limped off the field with a sore hammy. “Stinky” didn’t assault anybody.

The Astros won. In Arlington. Such a great feeling. They should do it more often.

Thursday the get a chance to win in Arlington again. Colin McHugh squares off against Martin Perez in a 1:10 pm CST start.

Attendance : 37,696

 

Astros @ Rangers – Chicken Shit for the Soul

Posted on June 6, 2016 by Waldo in Series Previews

SERIES PREVIEW

Astros @ Rangers

June 6-9, 2016

A potent case of writer’s block will prevent me from being any more creative with this preview, but maybe that’s not absolutely necessary.  After all, just a healthy dose of “fuck the Rangers” would be enough to pacify the locals.

No, today, I’ll simply be making a bold statement:

Whataburger Fancy Ketchup is not as good as Heinz ketchup.

Also:

The Astros will not lose another series to the Rangers this season.

Call it clarity, gas, what have you, but I felt a sense of calm in the aftermath of the last sweep.  Maybe we’ve been in the eye of the hurricane these last two weeks and shit is about to go sideways again…

…or maybe not.

On paper, the pitching matchups in this series don’t look good.

On the field, fuck the Rangers.

Monday, June 6 – 7:05pm CDT
Mike Fiers (3-3, 4.84) vs. Colby Lewis (5-0, 3.09)

Despite giving up just two runs over seven innings, Fiers was on the receiving end of one of those 2-1 losses the Astros suffered at the hands of the Rangers in May.  He’s coming off a very nice outing against the D’Backs: six innings, one run, 7 K’s.

Lewis shut down the Astros for seven innings a couple weeks ago, and his most recent game was another six-inning shutout affair against the Indians.  In between, though, he got rocked by the Angels for six runs in five innings… and still got the win.  Fuckers.

Tuesday, June 7 – 7:05pm CDT
Dallas Keuchel (3-7, 5.50) vs. Cole Hamels (5-1, 3.39)

We’d have to break out a microscope to look for positives in Keuchel’s starts against the Rangers this year.  22 hits and 13 runs in 12 innings is just plain awful.

Hamels has punked Houston twice this year, and last time had the benefit of what might as well have been a 47-run lead as he cruised for eight innings and racked up about 30 strikeouts.  Since then the Pirates beat him up for six runs (five earned) in 4.2 innings, and he gave up three runs over seven innings in a loss to the Indians.

Wednesday, June 8 – 7:05pm CDT
Doug Fister (5-3, 3.51) vs. Yu Darvish (2-0, 3.38)

The Astros have won seven straight games that Fister has started.  Cool story, bro.

Darvish came off the DL right after the Rangers’ last series with the Astros, and his starts have been good, if brief.  The team has been careful with him to not throw too many pitches, resulting in games against the Pirates and Mariners with 5 and 5.2 IP, respectively, with no more than three runs allowed.

Thursday, June 9 – 1:05pm CDT
Collin McHugh (5-4, 4.97) vs. Martin Perez (4-4, 3.24)

If this matchup were Craigslist then McHugh and Perez would be posting on Missed Connections.  Neither pitcher has pitched in the season series yet this year.

McHugh left Saturday’s game against the A’s in the 6th inning with the Astros ahead 5-4, before a blown save robbed him of a W.  Although the Rangers didn’t have much trouble with McHugh in 2015 (4.43 ERA, .344 opposing average), McHugh was still 3-0 against them in four games.

Perez has won three straight starts thanks to some good pitching and healthy run support.  Almost the opposite of McHugh, the Astros didn’t score many runs off Perez in 2015 (2.00 ERA in three starts), but they did hit him well (.324 opposing average) and he was only 1-2 against Houston.

Broom Goes the Dynamite

Posted on June 5, 2016 by Waldo in Game Recaps

June 5, 2016

Astros 5, Athletics 2

W – McCullers (3-1)
L – Dull (1-1)
S – Harris (1)

Box Score

GameZone thread

Another sweep in the books and sole possession of third place in the division.  The only way this weekend could have possibly gone better is if the Mariners had taken just one game from the Rangers.

First of all, no, that’s not a misprint up above – Luke Gregerson did not pitch in a save situation.  Harris got the call today and pitched a 1-2-3 9th for his first save of the season.  This may not be a permanent solution, but it’s an improvement.

Coming off the DL and on a pitch count limit, Sonny Gray pitched five good innings, giving up just one run – Carlos Gomez’s first home run of the season – in the 5th.  Against Oakland’s relief corps, Gattis went yard – his fourth in five games – to tie the game in the 6th, Correa hit a go-ahead RBI double in the 7th, and Springer and Rasmus added a couple of insurance runs in the 8th on a groundout and a booted play, respectively.

McCullers spotted the A’s two runs in the top of the 1st but then held them at bay through seven strong innings, striking out nine A’s batters.  Sipp and Neshek split duty for a scoreless 8th.

Off to Arlington for four games.  Fuck the Rangers.

Opening at Closer, Inquire Within

Posted on June 5, 2016 by Waldo in Game Recaps

June 4, 2016

Astros 6, Athletics 5 (12 innings)

W – Feldman (3-3)
L – Madson (2-2)

Box Score

GameZone thread

There are always some positives to come out of an extra inning win, so let’s hit those first.

The team has gotten really good at bouncing back from adversity lately.  The A’s loaded the bases on McHugh with nobody out in the top of the 2nd and built a 3-0 lead.  The team answered in the bottom half of the inning, getting two runs back on a monster Gattis two-run homer to left and then tying it up with a Marisnick sac fly later in the inning.  They got a 4-3 lead in the 4th and extended it to 5-3 in the 5th.

McHugh got bounced a couple batters after giving up a leadoff blast to Danny Valencia in the 6th, and the bullpen came in and performed up to recent expectations… except for the 9th, when it performed down to recent expectations.  But that’s bad stuff and I’m not done with the good stuff.  Feliz, Harris, Sipp, Giles, and Feldman combined for six innings of shutout ball.  Well done, guys.

So extra innings happened, and things didn’t really get interesting until the 12th inning.  Springer led off the inning with a double and moved to third when Altuve sac-bunted(!) him over.  Kind of a bold strategy given Altuve’s hot bat but it worked out in the end.  Correa lined a would-be double down the right field line to score Springer easily (he probably would’ve scored from second anyway, even without Altuve’s sacrifice) and walk it off.  This team was losing these types of games this time last month and now they appear to no longer be spooked or snakebit by them.

Now it’s time to talk about Luke Gregerson.  Hinch may think that tonight is not the time to talk about him (he said as much in the postgame presser) but it’s really time for someone else to start closing games.  With his game-tying, save-blowing homer to Jed Lowrie in the 9th, Gregerson now leads the majors in blown saves with five, and those blown saves are directly responsible for 16 innings of extra play this season.  That also doesn’t include the bottom halves of 9th innings that wouldn’t have needed to be played were those save converted

Making Gregerson the closer in 2015 was defensible since there weren’t a whole lot of other options on the roster.  This year they have: Giles, who, despite his failings, has closer stuff and has improved greatly over the last month; Feliz, who looks like a natural closer if he doesn’t end up starting games; and Harris, who may not be a natural closer but sure as hell looks the part this season.  One of these guys – probably Feliz – needs to get a look, now, before the team’s extra-inning fortunes worsen again.

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