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Rays take series

Posted on May 23, 2010 by Ty in Tampa in Game Recaps

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Rays 10
Astros 6

Astros.com
Gamezone

The fears that came to town with the best team in baseball were somewhat unfounded despite the Rays taking 2 of 3. Myers outpitched Garza on Friday for the lone win and the Rays looked anything but 20 games over .500 during all three games. But the same issues that have plagued the local 9 continue to rear their heads. Lack of offensive punch – Keppinger excluded – miscues in the field and not-so-efficient pitching performances did in the Astros in game 2 and eventually in Sunday’s rubber match.

The Astros got to young lefty Price early in this one. Kepp led off with a single followed by another by Michaels who was in for Bourn. Pence walked and the bases were loaded for Lee, who looped one into right but it was snagged by Zobrist. It was deep enough though, to score Kepp for a 1-0 lead. Next batter Feliz poked a slider up in the zone to the edge of the Crawford Boxes to put the Astros up 4-0.

The comfortable lead for Norris didn’t last too long. In the 3rd, former Astros prospect Zobrist hit a leadoff solo shot. Then Houston boy Crawford reached on a botched throw by Manzella. After 1 of Crawford’s 3 steals got him into scoring position, Carlos Pena’s single got him home and it was 4-2 Astros.

Price settled down and Norris pitched well enough until the 5th. He K’d Zobrist but walked Crawford. Bud then mistaked a high fastball to Jaso who crushed it to right to erase the Astros lead. Then after striking out Pena, the Rays took the lead on freshly revived Hank Blalock’s solo shot into the Crawfords. Pence led off the bottom of the 5th with a solo poke of his own to tie things up again until the 6th.

Moehler came on and gave up 4 straight hits without an out and the Rays grabbed the lead again for good this time. Though the Astros got within 1 in the 7th, the Rays did a number on Alkie’s boy Sampson the tune of 3 more in the 8th.

Not a bad showing against the Rays but this team is still not good.

Off day tomorrow and then a 6-game roadie starts in Milwaukee.

Roy Speaks!

Posted on May 22, 2010 by Noe in Austin in Videos

Rays @ Astros: Weekend at Bernie’s

Posted on May 21, 2010 by Limey in Series Previews

The 2010 Houston Astros

Other than the gallows humour that permeates a season such as this, there is very little to like about watching these dead men walking striking out.  Last night was another gem which saw an opposing pitcher get his ERA below 1.00 and Carlos Lee get his BA back below .200.  Is Kaz Matsui still available?  The team record is now an excrutiating 14-27.

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Another L for O

Posted on May 21, 2010 by Ty in Tampa in Game Recaps

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Rockies 4
Astros Zip, Zilch, Nada

W: Jimenez | L: Oswalt

Astros.com

Someone remarked recently about how many different ways you can write “Astros Lose.” It is tough because they aren’t losing in too many different ways. Pitching performances from “strong” to “good enough” seem to always be accompanied by little to no run support. Oswalt has given up 3 runs or less in no less than 6 innings during every one of his starts this year and only 2 wins. I don’t cry for Roy, he’ll survive, but holy shit this team is about as offensive as a Justin Bieber concert to a 12-year-old Canadian girl.

A shaky 1st by Roy put the Astros in a familiar hole. He dropped a toss from Berkman to allow the lead off hitter to reach. Then he walked Helton before a 3-run shot by the shortstop (WTF!) Tulowitzki. U. Jimenez continued his magic almost effortlessly against this powerless 9. The only “hit” he gave up during his 7 innings was a broken-bat roller to 3rd by Q that Stewart barehanded and booted. His ERA dropped to a crisp 0.99 with the 7 scoreless.

Much more entertaining than the Astros effort was the Gamezone.

It doesn’t look to get any better for the boys with the Rays coming into town. This is tough for me because I would certainly love for the Rays to keep rolling along and bury the Yanquis and Bosox deeper into the muck but I am first and foremost an Astros fan and that will not change. Either way, the Rays are fun to watch so try to enjoy some good baseball this weekend.

Rockies at Astros – Who Has 2 Thumbs And Forgot This Preview Was His?

Posted on May 20, 2010 by MRaup in Series Previews

This guy!

So yeah, like a schlub, I managed to completely drop the ball on the fact that I drew the short straw for the Rockies 2 game series currently going on. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it? Anyway, it’s probably for the better, since I can’t really muster any hate for the Rockies. As everyone that’s ever talked about baseball with any male member of the Raup family for more than five minutes knows, a high school teammate of mine is pitching out of the Rockies pen. That makes watching the Good Guys (and Bretty Myers) play even more painful than usual, as even the rare offensive explosion from the Astros can quickly take a turn for the worse if Matty comes in and gives up some runs. So, root for the ‘Stros and root for Matty B to pitch well and the relievers after him to blow it.

Anyway, here is a down and dirty series preview for you. I can’t promise to quality, but hey, what else is new?

Minute Maid Park

Wednesday May 19, 7:05pm FSH-HD

Thursday May 20, 7:05pm FSH-HD

Projected Matchups From Astros.com

Tuesday

Greg Smith (1-2, 6.35) v. Felipe Paulino (0-6, 5.72)

Well, this game already happened, so I won’t sit here and bullshit you about anything. Go read the recap about this game. I promise it is better than anything I would’ve written about it.

Wednesday

Ubaldo Jiminez (7-1, 1.12) v. Roy Oswalt (2-5, 2.62)

Ubaldo has been a bonafide badass so far this year. He has electric stuff, and pretty much is blowing away opposing hitters. He’s already tossed a no hitter (against the Bravos), and his two “bad” outings were seven innings of two run baseball. Yikes.

But there *IS* some good news. The Good Guys actually hit Ubaldo pretty well as a team, sporting a .313 BA against him. Blummer (6-15) leads the charge, but Twinkie (4-11), Bourn (3-10), Spaz (3-10), and most impressively Feliz (3-4 with a homer and 3 RBIs) all have had some success against him. Kabong (1-7) hasn’t done much against Jiminez though, and Kepp (0-3) has really scuffled in a small number of at bats.

Roy has been pitching like an ace so far this year, but hasn’t gotten any run support at all for the cavalacade of slapdicks and freaks we call an offense so far. Maybe things will turn around…. Yeah, and maybe I’m a Chinese jet pilot.

Roy has pretty much owned the Rockies with a few minor exceptions, as indicated by the team batting average of .228 . Melvin Mora and Seth Smith both are 2 of 4 against him, but other than that, things look pretty grim for Los Rockies. Ageless Helton has hit a few homers off Roy, but nobody else has done much.

Notable Giveaways This Series

Thursday: Hot Damn! A laptop sleeve. Hey Drayton/Pam, when your product on the field is fucking terrible, usually it’s a good idea to try and bribe people to come to the ballpark with something cool. Not a fucking laptop sleeve. Wow.

Obnoxious MLB.com Injury Report Page

Astros
Arias is still out for the year.

Byrdak has a strained hammy and is out until late May.

Rockies

Taylor Buchholz shredded a ligament in his elbow, but is due back in June.

Jorge De La Rosa, Melvin Mora, and Franklin Morales all may or may not be injured. Fuck you, MLB.com, for your awful Fantasy Injury report.

Greg Reynolds had bone chips in his elbow, but is scheduled to have a few rehab starts soon.

Huston Street had a setback in his rehab from shoulder tightness in mid-May. No schedule is set for him yet.

Our Interesting Things To Look For

Hell, don’t ask me. I can’t even remember which previews I’m supposed to write.

Anyway, Go Astros! And Go Matty Belisle! Sorry again for the lateness, and I promise my next preview will be full of hate and anger and not apologies for being a dumbass.

Mr. Justice Speaks

Posted on May 20, 2010 by Noe in Austin in Videos

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