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more rain delay please

Posted on June 29, 2012 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

by NeilT

My dad was a pork belly magnate, and I grew up in Lincoln Park.  On Saturdays we’d leave our humble home, just me, Mom, Dad, Sis and the driver, and head to Wrigley, where we had tickets behind one of the steel supports just back of third base.  Dad would buy us each an Old Style and we’d sit in the stands shivering as the wind whipped in off the lake.  I couldn’t see, because as the youngest I had to sit behind the column, but Sis told me that it was Cubs baseball and watching it didn’t matter.
 
I still wear my baby blue Cubs sweatshirt with a hoodie and a baby bear, the one that looks just like Sis, to every game. I love me some Cubbies. But I love this Astros club too—they remind me so much of my great Cubs teams, now and forever.  They share that mix of random performance coupled with spunky inconsistency.  Take me out to the ballgame!  Buy me an Old Style!
 
I couldn’t see the game today, I was behind a column, but I did look at the box score. The Cubbies carried a one-hit shut-out into the 8th, and the Astros gave up 4 runs on 3 home runs, 9 hits.  Norris, who returned to the mound for the first time since June something or other was pulled after 6 innings and 80 pitches.  And of course 4 ER.  On 3 home runs.  My favorite reliever, Abad, got through an entire inning without any ER, which means he has an ERA for the season of 3.14.  Who’d have thought?  There were Astroducks on the pond in the 9th, but Myers wasn’t the pitcher so nothing happened.  6 LOB.

Castro had a throwing error, so all’s right with the world.   We’ll get ’em next time.

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

Posted on June 29, 2012 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Padres 7, Astros 3

WP: Vincent (1-0, 3.00)
LP: Myers (0-3, 3.71)

by Mr. Un-Happy

For six innings the Astros were no hit. What Dallas Keuchel didn’t demonstrate in command tonight was outweighed by the calm, cool and collected poise out there In traffic, because he had lots of it. Fortunately for him, the Padres were only able to scratch out one run on a Chase Headley solo no doubter in the third inning. Then, in the seventh inning, with one out, Carlos Lee broke up the nono with a sharp single to CF, followed up by monster two run jack by cleanup hitter du jour Brian Bogusevic, which chased Cashner, who had abused the Astros primarily with cheese aided quite a bit by Derryl Cousin’s wide and high strike zone.

The Astros added an insurance run in the eighth with a little bit of slapdickery from the Padres: a wild pitch scoring a what we thought at the time was an insurance run. We got decent bully action tonight out of Rhiner Cruz (who I think was pitching for his spot in the organization tonight), Lyon and Wright. So that takes us to the top of the ninth inning and our closer, Brett Myers, who has been just a bit wobbly lately.

After I woke up from shock after watching Clank II boot his second ball of the night on a potentially game ending twin killing, I noticed that the Padres had tossed a six run hand grenade, four of which scored courtesy of the first big league home run from Alexi Amarista. Lucky for Myers, who departed with two outs in the frame in favor of Xavier Cedeno, only one run was earned courtesy of the Clank II choke. Cedeno coaxed the final out in the ninth , ironically handled by Clank II. Do we have someone-anyone-who could come in as a 3B defensive replacement, because I think that Clank II needs one? Every night. Oh. I almost forgot. Marwin Gonzalez is on the DL but should be out on a rehab assignment as of tonight.

On a night that was shaping up as magical, with Fuckhouse as the Patti Smith fan of the game and a majestic clutch home run by Bogusevic in what was a ten pitch at bat, close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. The Padres threw a hand grenade in the ninth inning. Ouch. This one hurts. As Austro in the Game Zone observed, that plane ride to the Windy City ought to be just a barrel of laughs. Clank II and Myers should be forced to sit together on the plane.

Nothing is Wasted

Posted on June 28, 2012 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

by Sphinx Drummond

Astros over Padres 1-0

Harrell W 7-6
Richard L 5-8

In a delightfully fast paced game, and battling against mound opponent Clayton Richard in somewhat of a semi-classic pitchers duel, Lucas Harrell threw the first complete game shutout of his career to lead the Astros to a 1-0 victory over the San Diego Padres. The game took one hour and 57 minutes to play and it was wonderful. It was a National League game.

I’m going to remember this game, and cherish it, because next year, the likelihood of seeing this kind of game will be quite diminished as AL ball is simply not conducive to low scoring, fast paced baseball. For instance, next years division rivals the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim scored 17 or 23 runs in last nights 2 hour and 49 minute thumping of Baltimore and the DFW Rangers had 11 or 14, or something like that, in a 3 hour and 20 minute snooze fest. After a fashion, runs are just runs. Boring. They’re everywhere, who cares.

Clayton Richard pitched a nice game for the Padres, giving up only two hits, striking out five, walking none over 7 innings. Unfortunately, one hit was all it took, a Matt Downs solo shot, a 410 foot blast to left center field was the difference on the scoreboard. The homer by Downs started the third inning, then Richard retired the next 15 batters he faced. If he were Roy Oswalt, he would have commented after the game, that he “has to pitch a shutout for a chance to get a win.”

If possible, the game was closer than the score would indicate. The bottom of the ninth was a nail biter, Lucas had to work out of a 9th inning bases loaded jam, striking out the Nick Hundley to secure the victory. It also took a stellar defensive play – throw by Martinez and tag by Snyder to save a run at the plate by gunning down Alexi Amarista to get the second out of the inning.

Harrell was fantastic. He takes about 12 seconds between pitches. He knows when to nibble and when not to. He struck out 7 while walking 4 and allowed 6 hits over the 9 innings he turned in. He’s been one of the best surprises on the Astros this year. I’m sure he is exceeding even the most optimistic fan’s expectations.

And even though Jose Altuve missed his third game in a row with a hammy strain, this game still had a lot to offer, great pitching, good defensive plays, it was decided by a home run. The game even had some comedy relief. In what MLB.com called a nice play, Carlos Lee did his soon-to-be-famous beached whale routine. Check out the videos here.

Alls Wells That Doesn’t End Abad

Posted on June 27, 2012 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

contributed by Reuben

Astros 5, Padres 3

W: Lyles (2-4)
L: Wells (0-1)

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The Astros beat the Padres Tuesday night, a victory that felt good, coming after Monday’s ugly 8-7 loss, but also felt a little bit like “well, they were supposed to win this game”.

Whycome? For starters, they were playing the Padres, who of course are even more pathetic
good-challenged than the Astros this year. On top of that, their pitcher was Kip Wells. The last time Wells faced the Astros, Geoff Blum, Chris Coste, and Miguel Tejada were in the lineup (and Cooper was managing, for all those who gripe about Mills…). That was two weeks before Kip’s last major league game, in 2009. Kudos to him for toughing it out and making it back though. And he actually pitched a decent game, but screwed himself with some sloppiness in the 5th, airmailing a throw to 2B that should’ve started a double play, and then launching a run-scoring wild pitch in the same inning. The Astros scored 4, which would’ve been 0 had the DP been turned, and that was basically the ballgame.

Jordan Lyles didn’t have great control tonight. He walked 4, worked behind in the count often to weak hitters, and just seemed to have a lot of trouble hitting spots with his fastball and curve. But he did a nice job not getting too flustered by events, worked out of a bases-loaded jam, 1-out jam in the 2nd, another with two outs in the 3rd, and a 2-on jam in the 5th, and pitched into the 7th, when he was pulled for Fernando Abad, whom I keep forgetting is on the team.

Lo and behold, Abad – with inherited runners on 1st and 3rd – strikes out one of the Padres’ good hitters, Chase Headley, and gets the next guy to ground out to end the threat. Then, wonder of wonders, he comes back out the next inning and puts ‘em down 1-2-3. Abad! Now all of a sudden his ERA is a respectable 3.38. What’s next, David Carpenter pitching a clean inning?!? Alas, no. In the 9th, Carp once again had no clue where his 94-96 mph heat was going, went 3-0 on the first batter, somehow struck him out, then single, walk before he was pulled for Brett Myers in an Official Save Situation.

Myers was shaky, giving up a long fly-ball out to Carlos Quentin (the Padres’ other good hitter), then a 2-run single to Headley, then another single, then bouncing a curve off Everth Cabrera’s back foot to load the bases and put the tying run on 2nd. Mercifully, he got Alexi Amarista (the subject of much speculation by Brownie and JD as to whether he was as short as Altuve, rather than his listed 5’7”) to ground into the 6-4 to end it.

What else happened?
-Lowrie and JD both homered. Lowrie is now 1 behind Orlando Miller for 2nd-most HR by an Astro SS in a season (15, Thon had 20).

-Brian Bixler made a couple nice plays at 2B.

-The Astros handed Kip Wells his 100th career loss (67-100).

-The Padres got a scoreless inning from a Mr. Hinshaw.

-I hit a HR in my pick-up softball game. Not so easy to do, now that we’re using wood bats. But… a little easier when there’s no OF fence to stop the rolling ball. Maybe there’s a metaphor for the Astros’ win in there somewhere…? Nah, I just wanted to brag.

A little bit of everything.

Posted on June 26, 2012 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

Padres 8, Astros 7
W: Thayer (1-2) L: Lyon (0-2) SV: Street (11)

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This game had it all. It had some good pitching (Myers) and some bad (Rodriguez, Rodriguez, Lyon). It had some early excitement (bottom of the 1st Astros hit 2 HR). It had some not-so-exciting moments (Wandy gave up 4 runs in the top of the 2nd). It had highs (Astros tying the game in the 8th) and lows (Astros losing the game in the 10th).

One of the best things about this game was the GameZone. The GZ was quite active and a variety of topics were covered. Ron Brand and his wanting Street to get a save so he could get some points in his fantasy league. Ron Brand commenting on the quality of advertising. Discussions about the draft and which players may still get signed. OSF hitting a Posts Count milestone. Mr. Happy being happy. Mark R worried about his erotica collection catching on fire. Chuck stopping riots in Central America. And me, setting myself up for possible heartache by supporting Brian Bogusevic. It’s like a drug and I just can’t stop.

On a personal note, I finished the first book in the Fifty Shades of Gray trilogy. I still think I may be right about the “plot.” Sunday at the beach I saw one other person reading it and one commented on me reading it. I laughed and wondered how many women on the beach were reading the “mommy porn.”

On another personal note, my parents are going to celebrate 50 years of marriage come October. My Mom made arrangements with the caterer yesterday. She emails me and my siblings to let us know. I then reply to her email asking how many people is she is expecting. 300. Yes, 300 people for a 50th Anniversary celebration. I will wager 250 are family. Should be a fun time though!

And one last personal note, I’ve been listening to a new band. I have not seen it mentioned in the Music Thread and was kind of surprised. We Are Augustines is my summer listening pleasure. Maybe someone else will enjoy them.

Happy Tuesday!

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Mausoleum

Posted on June 24, 2012 by Ron Brand in Game Recaps

Astros 7, Indians 1

WP: Happ (6-7)
LP: Lowe (7-6)

It took a while (3 2/3 innings, most of the homestand) but the bats woke up. Astro starters had a 1.88 ERA during this home stretch, but the bats were working at pretty much the same pace until these last two games with the Tribe.

Sinkerballer Derek Lowe kept the home nine in check until the fourth, when Lee, Bogey and Lowrie singled to tie the game at 1. In the sixth, Lowrie had a 10-pitch at-bat, highlighted by three shots to the right-field corner, one of which finally stayed fair for a double. Lee, trading contact for power in his twilight, followed with an RBI single for a lead they wouldn’t relinquish.

In danger of being victimized again by a high pitch count, Happ was able to stay around the plate and the Indians obliged him by being aggressive. The result was a four-hitter and only one run scored.

The Astros piled on in the seventh, scoring on a nifty glove-toss 4-6-3 double play before adding four runs in the eighth on two-run jacks by CJ and JD Martinez. It was JD’s second in two games, while CJ scrapped for a .435 average during this home visit.

El Super Raton Jose Altuve suffered what is being called a mild hamstring strain in the fourth inning, running to first on a groundout. He’s day to day right now, but Mills is not as optimistic as Altuve is.

The Friars come to town next for four games. Catch the action in the GameZone.

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