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Shut-out foils sweep plans

Posted on April 23, 2009 by Ty in Tampa in Game Recaps

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Dodgers 2
Astros NIL

W: Billingsley (4-0) | L: Wandy (1-2) | S: Broxton (5)
HR: NIL

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Wandy pitched another gem. 6 innings, 1 run. The Astros line up was controlled by Billingsley for 7+ innings and wasn’t able to muster a run as the lone Dodgers score in the 1st held up and the Good Guys dropped the series finale 2-0.

Berkman’s struggles at the plate are maddening. 3 times up with men on, 2 Ks and a GIDP. Miggy was tested tonight in the field and had a rough go of it. A grounder off of his glove diving to his right in the 7th turned into the Dodgers insurance run. But his double in the 1st was as far as any Astros got against Billingsley who snuffed all threats with an efficient mix of pitches that induced either a K or ground ball outs.

Torre pulled Billingsley at the 1st hint of trouble. With 1 out in the 8th, Bourn reached on an infield single and Broxton was brought in to close it out. Pence lined to short and Kaz grounded to 1st to end the 8th.

Bottom 9 was wacky. Miggy singled followed by 2 quick Ks of Berkman and Lee. Then Blum was (was not) hit in the foot by a pitch, bringing the winning run to the dish in Erstad. First pitch to him bounced 3 feet in front of the plate, off C Martin and over towards the Astros dugout, moving the tying runners into scoring position. Erstad swung at the next 3 pitches, a nasty curve and 2 filthy sliders, connecting on the second and sending it bouncing lazily to Loney at 1st who ended it unassisted.

Bud’s Bunch roll into town for the weekend on a 2-gamer. Gallardo vs. Paulino tomorrow, first pitch 7:05.

Good Guys dispose of Dojers, recycle positive vibes and happiness for second straight day

Posted on April 23, 2009 by JackAstro in Game Recaps

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Astros 6
Dojers 5

W: Sampson (1-0) | L: Belisario (0-1) | S: Hawkins (1)
HR: Where to begin?…

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Organic, fair trade, suitable for top-dressing lawns

Organic, fair trade, suitable for top-dressing lawns

On a night where the lead went back and forth on some mammoth clouts from both sides, it was a really shitty pitchout and a grounder up the middle that put the Good Guys over the top in this one. [/clichedrecapintro] The ‘Stros overcame adversity throughout, battling hard on a night when they were hampered by having to play in caps made of hemp, recycled plastic bags, mulch and ground-up hippie innards (for coloring). It’s not easy to maintain focus when your sweat causes your lid to start composting in the third inning, but the team hung in there admirably.

In his return to MMPUS, Randy “Wolf” Wolf cruised through his first three innings of work, limiting Houston to a single with three Ks, and it looked like we were going to be settling in for another night of limited offense. That started to change in the bottom of the fourth, when Flapjack reached on a single, and Thunderpants followed with a huge shot over the hill in center for a 2-0 lead. Jason Michaels added a double before the inning fizzled out.

Whoever had “top of the sixth” in the Oswalt Inning™ pool, step up and claim your prize. After mowing LA down for five innings, Roy didn’t so much run of gas in the sixth – it’s more that he ran out of control. Alternating between painting the black and having no fucking idea where the ball was going, Sparky spent most of the inning flailing off the left side of the mound and generally displaying complete frustration with his pitches. The result was roughly what you’d expect: two ponches, a walk, and three taters of varying distances and degrees of impressiveness.

Manny lead off the procession of swats with a blast that still hasn’t landed, and was last seen heading northwest out of downtown, preparing to merge onto I-10 and head west for a day trip to San Antonio. Ethier followed with a tiny poke into the boxes, which initially looked like it may have been helped over by a fan spectator. Upon further review (by JD and Brownie, not the umpires), it turned out that not one, but two guys with extremely poor depth perception had leaned out over the field of play to haul in a souvenir at the expense of the Good Guys, with the ball splitting the dumbass uprights, landing behind both of them. After a walk to Martin, Blake capped off the inning with a blast that looked to be heading foul, but went so fucking far over the top of the sammich pole in left that only Google Earth and intel satellite analysts know for sure. It would probably be following Manny’s ball to the Riverwalk, but leaving an impact crater in the side of Union Station slowed it down considerably.

Down 4-2, the ‘Stros got back to work in the bottom half of the inning, with Twinkie working a leadoff walk and El Kabong following up with a flare single that should have been set to calliope music or Yackety Sax. Following a strikeout by Beaker, Michaels tied the game up with a double to the base of the wall in deep left center, but was erased trying to stretch it to a triple (leading the road broadcast to wonder if the second run scored before he was tagged out. It was the second out. FML). Watching Michaels play, you can’t help but feel that inside the body of the marginally effective journeyman role player, there is a Mike Lamb-grade journeyman slugger that just wants to get out. Let your inner slugger out, Jason (NTTAWWT). Let him mash and be free.

Look at him go, Coop!  (Image: Ty in Tampa)

Look at him go, Coop! (Image: Ty in Tampa)

The Dojers took the lead again in the eighth, as Ethier opened Sampson’s second inning of relief work with a single, and scored on a Loney double to left. Sampson kept it at 5-4 by retiring the next three. The deficit was brief, as Fat Elvis blasted a one-out smokey over the train tracks off of Belisario to knot it back up at 5-5. With two outs, Gunther  bounced one over the wall in left for a double, bringing up Blum to hit for Sampson. In trying to intentionally walk him, Belisario fired one wide right, which caromed off Martin, allowing Pence to move to third. Pudge slapped the first pitch he saw straight back through the box (SFW) for the lead, and eventual game-winner. Much rejoicing was had. For his part, Coop didn’t think the wild pitch was an issue. “Hunter is a very aggressive base runner and I think undoubtedly he would have scored there.” Undoubtedly. Yes. Very aggressive.

Hawkins set ’em down in order to nail down the win in the ninth, earning his first save while filling in for El Ponche Loco, who is day-to-day with a pair of oversized brass cajones. Best wishes on a speedy recovery. The Good Guys look to piss on the Dojers again tonight, with an interesting matchup of Home Wandy v. the torrid Chad Billingsley. For their part, LA looks to break up the ‘Stros momentum by distracting them with… whatever the hell this is:

The Aristocrats!

The Aristocrats!

BONUS: For the reading-disinclined, you can make this even harder to understand by letting this handsome fellow do the heavy lifting for you (hat tip: Ebby Calvin)…

Glorious comebacks, Oswalt Inning

No rehab for Brocail, Astros 4% down, Oswalt v. Ramirez

Posted on April 23, 2009 by pravata in News You Can Use

When he first went to the DL Brocail said “I don’t think a rehab will be necessary.” Link

Ignoring Brocail’s “advice”, Wednesday Cecil Cooper and Dewey Robinson said that Brocail would make a Minor League rehab appearance Saturday.

About an hour before game time, however, that plan had changed. ( “I don’t think a rehab will be necessary.”)

Erstad wasn’t surprised to hear that Brocail was trying to get out of the Minor League rehab outing, and according to the veteran outfielder, Brocail is ready now.

“He was the same Brocail,” Erstad said. “Ball moving in every direction possible, he’s screaming at you in the batter’s box. He’s in peak form. He’s ready.” Link

Brocail understands Valverde

Why did Valverde insist, over the advice of the assistant trainer, the manager and his catcher, on pitching on one leg?  Brocail said it has more to do with a pitcher’s “hate for hitters.”

“They’re out there whacking stuff off our bodies,” Brocail said. “You want to turn around and get somebody out before you have to get off that mound. They hate us as much as we hate them. I guess it is a pride thing. You want to show that hitter didn’t hurt you one bit, and you want to finish the inning and go shake hands.” Link

Astros lose value

New report from Forbes says that the Astros declined 4% since last season, they’re still listed as “worth” $445 million, which is in the middle for a baseball team according to Forbes. Also their debt ratio is extremely low at 12% Link

Oswalt in a measuring contest
Oswalt said he was looking forward to confronting Manny Ramirez.
“It should be fun,” he said. “Should be a challenge, for sure. He’s one of the best in the game at hitting. You like to see what you’ve got.” Link

Oswalt got a roller to 2nd, a K swinging, and a monster bomb.

It only hurts when I do this…

Posted on April 22, 2009 by pravata in News You Can Use

Valverde has a bruised right ankle and he pulled his right calf muscle when he stretched out on the ground trying to field the ball.

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This Could Be The Start of Something Wonderful.

Posted on April 22, 2009 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

Dodgers 5, Astros 8
W: Russ Ortiz, L: Clayton Kershaw, S: Jose Valverde

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Well, this was an interesting game tonight. The first inning ended at 7:42 pm. That took a long time. Both Russ Ortiz and Clayton Kershaw threw a lot of pitches. The Dodgers putting up a 3 spot did not seem to bode well for the evening. Even though the Astros scored one run in the first also. But those of us with faith stuck around to see the Astros play some winning baseball.

I have to admit that one of the frustrating moments on the night was the Sonic Grandslam inning. I really feel bad for the contestant tonight. There were four chances for the Astros to hit a grandslam. All they could muster was one run. One, leaving three men on base. But I guess I should be okay with them scoring one.

A scary moment in the game was the top of the ninth. Rafael “Cheers” Furcal reached on a bunt error. Orlando Hudson reached on an ankle hit to Jose Valverde. Manny Ramirez came up with a chance to tie the game with no outs and proceeded to make a long fly ball out. Runners on the corners for the Dodgers. Andre Ethier worked a walk to load the bases with one out. I have to admit, I was very uncomfortable. This is not the Astros with bases loaded, this team could score some runs. Jose Valverde got James Loney and Russell Martin to strike out. The Dodgers left them all on base. It’s not just for the Astros anymore.

Memorable Moments from the game. Let’s start with Mr. Carlos Lee. He hit a shot that hit some lady going to see Mauritius at the Alley Theatre. Jason Michaels hit a ground rule double to center field that bounced out of the field. There were only six men left on base by the Astros, that does seem to be an improvement over the past few games. Russ Ortiz pitched well after the first inning. Wesley Wright, LaTroy Hawkins, and Jose Valverde pitched a scoreless inning each.

Manny Ramirez hit a shot that went 437′ straight to center.

Overall, it was a good win for the Astros.

Bench Tidbits:

Brad Ausmus is still good looking.

Kazuo Matsui has a group of fans that come out to the games.

Those furries for Lance Berkman are still stupid.

Check out the Game Zone for in-game reactions.

Taras Bulba has the Series Preview for more information.

It’s the same old song

Posted on April 21, 2009 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

Reds at Astros, 4/20/09
Reds 4, Astros 3
W: Arroyo (3-0), L: Geary (0-2), S: Cordero (5)
HR: Berkman (3), Lee (2)

(Request to programmers: please set macro for “the Astros lost a heartbreaker as the bullpen and offense were unable to support a surprisingly effective starting pitching performance.” Thanks – MM.)

Hampton came out with struggling with command a bit, and was unable to put hitters away; Taveras and Votto both singled with two strikes, moved up on a grounder to second, and Encarnacion plated both with another two-strike hit. The flip side is that each hit featured the type of take-the-pitch-the-other-way, adjust-for-two-strikes approach that is sorely lacking from the home team. Following those struggles, though, Hampy settled down and mowed his way through the next five innings.

As far as Astros “hitting” goes, a run was scratched out on singles by Pence and Blum in the second. Berkman and Lee then won the “it’s about time” award by absolutely unloading on Arroyo for back-to-back homeruns, giving the Astros a 3-2 lead in the sixth. Following Lee’s trot, Pence slashed a single into CF. Unfortunately, the Franchise did not realize that he had hit a routine single into CF and blew right past first, resulting in the look on his face at left.

Sorry about that… I meant, the following look on his face:
penceuhoh

If you did not see the result… picture Biggio’s 3,000th hit. Pence was out by much, much more than that at second.

On to the seventh, where Hampton allowed a leadoff single. Hampton provided the bookend to his 2-strike struggles by allowing Arroyo to bunt the runner over on an 0-2 pitch, and gave way to Geary and Byrdak. If you don’t know what happened next, you haven’t been watching real closely this season. At least Bourn and Miggy combined for a nice 8-6-2 at the plate to stop it from becoming 5-3.

Bottom 8 featured the Astros with runners on 1st and 3rd for Berkman with only one out, but no runs. Lance popped to 2b, Lee walked, and Pence, in his most impressive AB, actually battled to a 3-2 count before taking called strike 3. Baby steps, people. We’re taking baby steps.

Final score: Reds 4, Astros 3. But in better news, Baseball Prospectus declared the Astros a 3-1 series winner based upon their better run differential over the 4 games.

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