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the fixx is (hopefully) paulino is saved by zero

Posted on July 4, 2009 by BatGirl in Game Recaps, News

astros 0, giants 13

mctaggert’s take

chron’s boxscore

so, what was that? 

if you made it through the first third of the game the astros played against the giants on friday night, you know exactly what i am talking about.  you were saying it, too. 

but, a scant three innings earlier, as the game was starting i found myself singing thinking… 

maybe he’ll win

and why not?  paulino pitched extremely well in his last start against the tigers.  he’s shown some great stuff.  the astros have been putting together wins on the road.  it’s the last series before coming home to the weak loving arms of the pirates and nats.  the astros could go out, get the first one of three against the giants with a nice outing by felipe, and end the night with a .500 record.  no high expectations, mind you.  just some good-looking possibilities. 

loaded with danger   

it was obvious that paulino forgot to bring his location with him to the mound last night.  he was up in the zone.  no breaking ball to speak of.  hitting his spots?  uh, no.  the giants saw this, took advantage of his ineffectiveness, and waylaid him.  nine runs on nine hits in two innings.  with an eye toward saving the bullpen, coop let him twist in the wind for as long as possible, before bringing fulchino in to try and stop the bleeding.

conquering the space around him   

“I was like, ‘Wow, this is unbelievable,'” Paulino said. “I threw all my pitches, they hit everything I threw up there.”

the reality is, these kinds of games happen sometimes.  everyone knows and understands this.  even felipe paulino.  but the thing is, when you are part of a temporary 6-man rotation, and your team is trying to gear up to make their patented second-half run….well, you just can’t afford to have these things happen now. 

if paulino wants a spot in the rotation when it goes back to 5-man after the all-star break, he’s got to do a much better job of showing the astros that he can be counted on as a consistent number 4 or 5.  time is running out for him to get it together.  maybe getting smacked around by the giants will do him some good.  depending on how well ortiz pitches, paulino’s next outing has the potential to seal the deal. 

one thing leads to another

“You’ve just got to battle through it,” manager Cecil Geoff Blum said. “After two innings, you still have plenty of innings left to scratch back. But we didn’t put anybody on base.”

“We know that we’re down by nine, but we still have to keep the same approach we’ve had during the game,” Blum said. “We had scored a lot of runs the last couple of games, so I don’t think that any of us really wanted to push any harder than we needed to or panic too much. I still think we wanted to have some good [at-bats] and do the best we could when we got a pitch to hit.”

what blum said.  but the offense just wasn’t able to get anything going to combat the huge deficit they faced.  however, it should be noted, the kid that started for the giants was pretty exceptional.

the impression that you sell

despite the loss, the astros still find themselves very much in contention and poised to climb to the top of the standings over the next week.  and if they can find a way to hit lincecum and johnson, things look even better for the astros as they make their way back to houston for the final homestand going into the break. 

gbb’s series preview

the incredulousness of the GameZone

Astros Beat Padres

Posted on July 3, 2009 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

Astros 7, Padres 2

W: Wandy Rodriguez, L: Kevin Correia

Astros Recap
Yahoo Recap

The Astros take 3 out of 4 in San Diego for another series win. Wandy Rodriguez was dealing in this game and the bats came out early and often.

Astros Highlights:

Wandy Rodriguez went innings giving up 1 run on 7 hits with a walk and 5 strike outs. Maybe he didn’t like me saying he was not an Ace. He seems to be doing better since I said that.

Killer B’s (Yeah, I have to reference it today.)

Lance Berkman went 2 for 3 with a walk. Hopefully he is really around that corner and not just taking advantage of the Padres pitching.

Michael Bourn went 2 for 5 on the day, scoring 2 runs and also stealing a base.

Geoff Blum went 2 for 4 on the day. He hit one HR and had 4 RBI’s. Not bad young man, not bad at all.

Padres Highlights:

Scott Hairston went 2 for 4 on the day.

Beekeeper ended the 52 minute delay.

Game Analysis:

The Astros were in control of this came from the beginning. It is nice to be able to say that, especially since they won. Check out the ESPN recap to see the swarming bees and hear a bit of their report.

Bench Tidbits:

No, I’m not going to avoid mentioning the Bees. Seems to me that all the great jokes have all ready been made and the sports reports have already taken all the good titles. I just can’t do them justice. But be sure to check out the GameZone where some great reactions are. The guys (and girls) did the Bees proud. Be sure to check out the TalkZone also, there is already this thread about the beees.

This game reminded me of the one against Milwaukee (I think it was Milwaukee) where there were the huge bugs. I remember one being on the Astros pitcher’s cap. I guess since those bugs weren’t able to sting people the game could not be delayed.

The Astros may have a rougher time in San Francisco. Check out GreatBagwellsBeard’s series preview for more information.

All the best health to Ty in Tampa, I know this recap didn’t live up to your standards, but I figured I wouldn’t even try to do that, I’d just embarrass myself. Get well soon.

Troy Aikman through out the first pitch.

Happy Independence Day America!! The best place in the world.

I Am Trying To Break Your Heart: Astros @ Giants Preview

Posted on July 2, 2009 by GreatBagwellsBeard in Series Previews

I’m going to have to look into finding a supplier of handshake drugs if I’m going to keep watching this team.  For ever dominant (seriously) performance by Brian Moehler or Russ Ortiz, there are missed cutoff men, botched rundowns, lollygagging outfielders, and bullpen implosions.   I should probably just fucking shake it off, recognize that this is a .500 team at best (as currently constructed and coached), and enjoy the ups and downs of the ride.   After all, as one of the few Aggies on this site, you’d think the past decade of football would’ve prepared me for unreasonable expectations and crushing disappointment.  It’s just that simple, really, but I keep on throwing things at my computer screen or radio when this shit happens.

Your Houston Astros travel further north on the west coast to face the Giants.  These aren’t the California stars of old, just an odd collection of fantastic pitching and hilariously awful offense, and one 400 year old angry sea hag.  Somehow, this motley collection is hanging tough in an NL West as ugly and mismatched as the offspring of Ingrid Bergman and Christopher Walken.

As the Astros keep buying drinks for .500, waiting for her to come over and sit next to them, San Fran would be a nice place to finally start up some small talk and seal the deal.  I’m not going to say anything more here, as the BBG’s have already proven that they’ve got their fingers hovering over the “Smite” button for anyone who talks about .500 too much.

Moving along, the previous seven days have shown that the disconnect between Cecil Cooper and reality (and possibly the connection between Coop and Ed Wade, to say nothing of the connection between Coop and the team) is widening.  With the All-Star Break approaching (typically the time of year when a young GM’s heart turns toward love…er, firing the fucking incompetent manager), will Wade decide that he and Coop are too far apart, and sever ties?  For all the whispers about Coop’s untouchability for Selig-based reasons, that’s not the issue: Wade has shown that he can make McLane listen on issues like rebuilding, so if a case is made that Coop is ruining not only this season, but the potential of the younger players (like Maysonet and Paulino), McLane could send Cooper far, far away.  And that journey could be someday soon if Coop keeps up post-game quotes like this.

The bright sides to look for in this series are plentiful, though: Berkman is hitting better, giving the offense a much needed shot in the arm.  Paulino, Ortiz and Oswalt (our three starters in the series) are all coming off of strong outings, with Roy-O finally looking like his usual kingpin self.  With some momentum from the series against the Friars, we could see some fun baseball by the Bay.

Probable Pitchers from MLB.com

Friday, July 3rd

9:15CT, AT&T Park

Felipe Paulino (2-4, 5.51) v. Ryan Sadowski (1-0, 0.00)

Felipe will probably be the odd man out of the rotation after the ASB, when the team goes back to a normal five man circuit.  It won’t be for lack of effort or performance, though.  When he’s not being jerked in and out of the rotation by Cooper’s whims, Paulino shows the stuff and makeup to be a solid, if not consistently spectacular, major league starter.  He’s never faced the Jints before, so hopefully he won’t get too intimidated by facing Randy Winn.

Sadowski is the Zeppo to Tim Lincecum’s Groucho.  Hot minor league resume, stellar first outing, etc, except that his ceiling isn’t expected to be as high.  At 6’4″, he’s a big guy, but in this rotation he slots in between the Lilliputian Timmy L and the kamera bashing behemoth of Randy Johnson.  We all know how the Astros fare against first-time pitchers, so the less said about that, the better.

Saturday, July 4th

3:05 CT, AT&T Park

Russ Ortiz (3-3, 3.36) v. Tim Lincecum (8-2, 2.37)

Or Coop could send Ortiz to the bullpen, too.  Who the hell knows?  Ortiz came back to the rotation when Hampton got hurt, and has pitched like a man possessed.  I’m glad that the Astros org doesn’t read this site, because if they did, I guess I planted that seed for them.  Ortiz pitches well against his former team, with only Edgar Rentaria (.304, 1 HR) and Randy Winn (.333) having any semblance of success against him.

Timmy Lincecum is damned good, and while he’ll probably mow through the Astros’ lineup like a buzzsaw, it’ll be one more chance to watch this talented youngster before his violent pitching motion detaches his arm from his body, leaving him dangerously vulnerable to Grendel’s mother, Randy Johnson.   With this game falling on the Fourth, while all the commie hippie homo residents of San Fransisco are dancing in the ashes of American flags, they’ll be missing the pint-sized hurler making mincemeat of a team that has a combined .196 batting average against him.  The only exceptions are Kaz (.333) and Pudge (2 AB, 1 3B, 1.000), so good luck with that.  I think we’re going to end up red-eyed and blue here.

Sunday, July 5th

3:05 CT, AT&T Park

Roy Oswalt (4-4, 4.02) v. Randy Johnson (8-5, 4.70)

Sparky must’ve grabbed a lose wire again, because he’s finally pitching well again.  No Oswalt Innings, no ill-advised power trips, no reservations, just smart starts and fast innings like we’re used to.  You never know what you’re going to get with Oswalt in the first half of the season lately, but it appears that he’s rounding into second-half shape early this year.  Among current Giants, only Fred Fucking Lewis is really all that good, but damn, 8-15 makes him an unlikely nemesis for Roy O.

I don’t currently own a tv, for reasons that escape me at the moment but that I’ll blame on my recent entry into wedded bliss; if I did own a tv, it would of course be an HD unit, since I don’t speak much Spanish.  And if I owned such an HD-enabled device, you could be sure as shit that I’d listen to this game on the radio, just so I wouldn’t have to see the pockmarks on The Big Unit’s face in HD.  Seriously.  His face looks like he’s been wearing a muzzle of bees.   Plus, he’s so old now that his first  win (of 303) came against an opposing pitcher named Jimmy Raup.   One day theologians will explain to us how a loving God, Allah, Jesus, etc. would allow a monster like Johnson to terrorize us in the safety of our own homes, but until then I’ll take my chances with Milo.

Tejada, Q, and Caballo all spank the Big Unit, but the Puma is rather timid in his presence, likely because there’s nothing to chat about at first base with someone who was taught English only recently as part of his transition from cryptozoological myth to semi-civilized man-beast.

Injury Report

Astros:

Aaron Boone: aquarium drinker

Doug Brocail: Busted hammy while learning double bass for career as a heavy metal drummer.

Giants:

Noah Lowry – strained shoulder giving a reach around to a casino queen.

Joe Martinez – fractured skull.  Holy shit.  Mike Cameron hit a liner off his face, and he must’ve hit the everlasting everything out of the ball.  Yeesh.

Promotions

Friday: Fireworks, courtesy of Men’s Wearhouse.  They will explode, I gaaaarenteeee it.  Also, George Zimmer: watch your back.  The ghost of Billy Mays is coming for you, motherfucker.

Saturday: Mini U.S. flags.  How original.

Sunday: A tasteful t-shirt.  These are the things we’d get if there weren’t a gat-dam Lil Puma bobblehead.

To Watch For:

  • Lincecum’s dominance
  • Cooper’s mistakes that go on and on and on.
  • The Sea Beast
  • The beautiful stadium in SF that everyone raves about, on a July 4th that holds a high temp of 69 (HELLO!) degrees, while you fucking roast during the biggest drought Texas has seen in a decade.
  • Horribly contrived, obscure, running jokes that are only funny to yourself.

Discuss the games in the Game Zone!  Apologies to JaneDoe for blatantly ripping off her excellent conceit.

Wherein Brian Moehler plays the role of Black Bart

Posted on July 2, 2009 by JackAstro in Game Recaps

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Astros 7
Padres 1

W: Moehler (5-4) | L: Silva (0-2)

MLB.com Recap
MLB.com Video Recap
AP! Recap! On Yahoo!
GameZone

The Good Guys picked up another series win – their eighth in the last ten – (Ed. – got a little ahead of things there) win with a decisive and LOLtacular 7-1 victory over the Fathers last night. The win brings Houston back to two gamers under .500, a strange point of resistance that they’ve been careening off of for at least six months now, by my rough calculations. 

Squared up against Pads righty Silva (The disaster with the 8+ ERA named Walter, not to be confused with the disaster with the 8+ ERA named Carlos), the ‘Stros scuffled through the order the first time, getting no-hit through three and a third innings to open the game. In there, Moehler chugged along, giving up just a solo jack to Alfonzo in the 2nd to fall behind 1-0.

The San Diego lead then evaporated hilariously in the top of the 4th, beginning with one out in the inning. Miggy, Twinkie, Flapjack and Blum rained singles down all over Indifference Field at Where The Fuck Is Everyone Ballpark, plating two for a one-run lead. After a brief break in the action for a Pudge lineout, Erstad got the train moving again with a walk, and Kaz knocked home a third run with yet another single.

So Moehler stepped in with two outs and the bases juiced, and Astros fandom feeling comfortable with banking the three runs already on the board, and calling it an inning. A weak grounder to third validated that, but SPEED KILLS AND BRIAN MOEHLER IS A LOADED GUN MOTHERFUCKER HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HIM GO. I assume some variation of that thought jammed into Chase Headley’s brain, because after he deftly plucked the short hop, a complete panic-freeze was in effect and all systems went into temporary shutdown. The look on his face was a poignant reminder of Gunther flying around first to be gunned down by infinity earlier this year – the terror and confusion that grips a man when he realizes that he is incapable of making his body do something rational and good, his actions seemingly controlled remotely and without authorization by an unseen and willfully stupid force.

Would've gone immediately to 1st, but his mind was a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Would've gone immediately to 1st, but his mind was a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Headley first looked back toward third, which was holy shit balls far away and not at all a possibility, and after a pause for dramatic effect, skipping around and pants-shitting, his Freakout Gland kicked into action with a vengeance, causing him to heave the ball wildly off his back foot towards first. The throw skipped past Gonzalez on the outfield side and headed up the line in right while Blum and Erstad scored. Because Venable was inexplicably strolling in from right (nice courtesy effort there, guy), Gonzalez had to go chase the ball down while Kaz got waved home, and the throw to the plate crashed into the backstop right around the time the sixth run of the inning came across. Hooray tee ball! Sno-cones for everyone!

Please adjust your scouting report at third for Headley to read “needs work on decision-making and footwork; exhibits above-average comedic range and timing.” From there, not a lot happened – Moehler wound up with six innings of one-run ball, while Venti Fulchino and Hawk nailed down the final three frames. Kata drove in Erstad with a sac fly in the 9th to round out the scoring, then a pie fight broke out and Headley went to the movies for some reason, where he was shot. The end.

Fundamentals are the most valuable tools a player can possess.

Posted on July 1, 2009 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

Astros 3, Padres 4
W: Josh Banks, L: Chris Sampson, S: Heath Bell

Astros Recap
Yahoo Recap

Fundamentals are the most valuable tools a player can possess. Bunt the ball into the ground. Hit the cutoff man. Take the extra base. Learn the fundamentals. –Dick Williams

Playing without the fundamentals is like eating without a knife and fork. You make a mess. –Dick Williams

It takes pitching, hitting and defense. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable. –Joe Garagiola

Be on time. Bust your butt. Play smart. And have some laughs along the way. –Whitey Herzog

Most one-run games are lost, not won. –Gene Mauch

I have to admit, I had this game on the television last night, but did not watch it. I saw snippets, but pretty much slept through most of it. So, there probably won’t be much to my game analysis, not that there ever really is. It does seem like the Good Guys don’t like to win on Tuesdays.

Astros Highlights:

Mike Hampton pitched 6 innings giving up 1 run. Not bad since he just came off the DL.

Lance Berkman went 2 for 3 with a walk. He had 2 RBIs and scored a run also. I hope that he continues on the path to the Lance Berkman that caused the creation of the furries at Minute Maid Park.

Padre Highlights:

Heath Bell got his 22nd save of the season. This kid seems be pretty good. He almost got burned after giving up two walks (Jason Michaels and Ivan Rodriguez) by Michael Bourn, but was saved by Junior Gwynn.

David Eckstein, who I have not respected since 2005, had a decent night at the plate.

Game Analysis:

Seems as though the Astros are figuring out that playing good sound baseball can help them win. I hope so.

“I needed to hit the cutoff man, and I didn’t,” Pence said. “I think I tried too hard to throw him out at home when there really wasn’t much of a chance, and I should have just hit the cutoff man. When I was throwing it, I was trying to throw him out instead of hit the cutoff man. In hindsight, I should have just hit the cutoff man.”

Astros first baseman Lance Berkman said. “We just have to do a little bit better job of executing fundamentals.

They keep teasing us with a .500 record. I hope it happens with this series, but those games back sure seem hard to make up.

Bench Tidbits:

YummyHeath Bell’s name makes me think of Dairy Queen Blizzards.

Houston finally got some rain yesterday, not nearly enough, but some is much better than none.

Check out Mark’s series preview for game information.

Read the GameZone for in-game reactions.

Happy Canada Day.

Pitching!!

Posted on June 30, 2009 by MusicMan in Game Recaps, News

Astros at Padres, 6/29/09
Astros 3, Padres 1
W:Oswalt (4-4),L: Geer (1-3)

Box
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West Coast baseball. Learn to love it this week. Especially those of us spending a few days on the East Coast for work.

Pudge homered, the middle of the order put together a couple of runs, and that was all Good Roy needed.

Roy faced a based-loaded, nobody out jam in the fourth, aided not the least by Pissant II, David Eckstein, sticking his arm into a pitch. Roy drew a pop infield fly, allowed his lone run on a WP, and then struck out 2 Padres to close the inning. Nary a Padre reached base for the rest of the game, and Roy gets himself another CG. 9 IP, 2 H, 2 BB, 1 R.

It bears repeating, because we seem to forget it every year (myself especially):

Oswalt, career:
Pre All-Star Break: 65-48, 3.42 ERA, .264/.312/.399 allowed
Post All-Star Break: 67-20, 2.89 ERA, .246/.292/.374 allowed

Let’s hope Roy has gotten to his ASB early this year.

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