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Summertime

Posted on July 12, 2012 by Ron Brand in Featured, Series Previews

Astros @ Giants Series Preview, July 13-15

I got green and I got blues
and everyday there’s a little less difference between the two.
So I belly-up and disappear.
Well I ain’t really drowning ’cause I see the beach from here.

It was one of those summer nights where the cicadas are griping at you like an angry mother-in-law. Blazing hot during the day, when the darkness finally crept across the sky and provided a slight relief the bugs went crazy, a pulsing, scraping, deafening call to arms.

Inside, dinner eaten, cool drinks were soothing us while we were watching TV. Nothing really worthwhile was on, but we let our souls recharge in the flicker of the electric campfire, half-dozing while the air conditioner kept up its fight, pushing back slowly against the heat in the house. It always took a while to cool the house in the summer. That 18-foot ceiling in the living room was a terrible idea when it came to air conditioning.

Probable pitchers:

Friday, July 13, 9:15 PM CT, AT&T Park
Jordan Lyles (2-5, 5.08) vs Madison Bumgarner (10-5, 3.27)

Lyles pitched one of his best games last time out. He’s gonna need every last bit of that mojo in this one though, because Bumgarner is a tough opponent for even the best teams and this gang of slumbering dwarves…well…O/U on no-hit innings to start the game is six. Maybe everyone’ll be frisky coming off the break.

Saturday, July 14, 8:05 PM CT, AT&T Park
Wandy Rodriguez (7-6, 3.37) vs Tim Lincecum (3-10, 6.42)

Second-half superstar Wandy will be showcasing his wares for interested bidders, if he hasn’t been dealt already by the time this one rolls around. The Freak will be searching for his mainline and he might just find it with this bunch. I don’t expect many of them to be taking ball four.

Sunday, July 15, 3:05 PM CT, AT&T Park
Lucas Harrell (7-6, 4.56) vs Matt Cain (9-3, 2.62)

Harrell has been the big surprise of the starters this season, but going up against Matt Cain will again prove to be more than the Astros are up to dealing with. I’m predicting that this extended slumber for the lumber will continue.

Well I ain’t really falling asleep; I’m fading to black.

I was lightly dozing in the recliner when the front door exploded in a thunder of noise. Loud, booming, frantic banging, a scrabbling and slapping and then the breathy screams. They were words but I couldn’t make them out, more like frenzied shrieks in all the knocking and thudding and noise, more screaming. The electricity crackled in my brain and I jolted up, ran to the door with my wife behind me, her eyes huge. What could this possibly be?

I opened the door and it was immediately slammed into me as the person on the other side rushed in, driving me backward in a rush of acrid metal, wet and noise like a freight train from Hell. It was our neighbor, Barbara. Naked except for panties, covered in blood. As she ran past I could see rivers of blood flowing down her back, her legs, all over the floor. Blood all over her hair, blood gushing and streaming dark red and I slammed the door shut. Barbara was shaking, convulsing, trying to catch her breath and beat back her hysteria long enough to tell us what happened.

Well the drifter, He holds on to his youth just like it was money in the bank.
And “Lord knows, I can’t change” sounds better in the song
than it does with hell to pay.
I might as well have slipped that ring on your finger from a window of a van
as it drove away.
Now she’s found herself, and I lost mine
and I’m just another guy who can’t give her anything.

My wife got towels and wrapped them around her, then called 911 while we heard the fragments of the story punctuated by heavy, racking breaths and sobs. She’d had a fight with her husband, who freaked out and started slashing her with a butcher knife. She didn’t know if he’d followed her to our house.

We’d been neighbors for a couple of years or so. We spoke a little, but we were certainly not what you’d call friends. More like acquantances, casual neighbors but that was about it. My wife knew Barbara a little better but not a lot better, they’d at least talk a little if both of them happened to be outside at the same time.

I made sure the door was locked, got my pistol and a flashlight, and went out the back door. My wife locked it after me. Hugged by the humidity, I circled around to the front, keeping our house between me and Barbara’s place. The cicadas were roaring, a massive insect chorus that blasted out all other noise, not necessarily to my advantage. Even though it was dark I didn’t dare turn on the flashlight yet, not until I had a better idea what was going on.

Promotions:

Friday night is Fireworks Night
Saturday, a pretty run-of-the-mill Matt Cain player t-shirt
Sunday, a sweet Madison Bumgarner bobblehead

Dreams are given to you when you’re young enough to dream them
before they can do you any harm.
They don’t start to hurt, until you try to hold on to them after seeing how they really are.
She used to dream them with me, every single crazy one,
until they started hurting her too, now she’s got some of her own
and outgrowing me, might be the best thing for her she’s ever done.

It was hard to see. I’m sure if Bob had been hiding, waiting for me, he’d have me but he wasn’t on that side of the house. I crouched and made my way to the driveway, staying close to the wall, pistol in my hand, round chambered. I reached our cars and still didn’t see him. Following down low I duckwalked almost to the street and looked back toward their yard, across ours.

The glow from the far streetlight was dim but Bob was in his front yard. He was moving, some kind of erratic twirl but it was hard to make out what was going on. He held the knife in one hand and a gun in the other, either a rifle or a shotgun. I could hear him talking but I couldn’t make out any of it, some kind of rapid muttering but he was too far off for me to make out any words.

The sirens sliced into the night, not close enough but getting closer. At least Bob didn’t appear to be intent on coming to our house. Whatever was going on in his mind, whatever hellish snap he’d suffered, it didn’t seem to involve tracking Barbara or assaulting us.

I sure as hell wasn’t going to ask Bob anything. My plan was to make sure he wasn’t going to attack us and keep an eye on him until the police showed up. The sirens were much closer now, not yet on our street but definitely in our neighborhood. The nearness of the sound seemed to affect Bob. He stopped talking and looked toward the direction from which the sirens were approaching. Slowly, he started to walk back towards his house, then he threw down the knife and turned around, facing the street.

I could see the lights of the police cars reflecting off of the houses at the end of the block. Their angry wail was the only sound now, the chorus overrun.

Bob balanced himself in a shaky dance and held the barrel of the gun against his forehead. There was a moment of steadiness, and then he pulled the trigger.

And I could find another dream,
one that keeps me warm and clean
but I ain’t dreamin’ anymore, I’m waking up.
So I’ll take two of what you’re having and I’ll take everything you got
to kill this goddamn lonely, goddamn lonely love.

Injuries:

Giants – Santiago Casilla is day to day with a blister; Huff’s expected back sometime in late July from a right knee sprain; Shane Loux due in late July or early August from his neck strain. Sanchez, Wilson and likely Surkamp are out for the year.

Astros – Marwin Gonzalez will be back soon from his bruised heel; Weiland might get back in late August, and Escalona is out for the year.

It was a month before Barbara went back to the house. She never spent a night in it before gutting it completely. She changed everything inside – the wallpaper, paint, furniture, even knocked down some walls to reconfigure it so that it wouldn’t be anything like the house had been before. Even so, after a few months she sold it and moved away. We never heard from her again.

We had to replace the tile in the entryway and the carpet in the living room, the stains were too large and too deep to ever be removed. There are still a couple of spots on the walkway and the porch that multiple applications of bleach won’t get out. Dark reminders of what can happen on a summer night, and how every neighbor and every knock will never be quite the same again.

***

We’re in the last stages of the tear-down now, the last remnants taken down to the bare floor and the studs. There’s already been some trips to the stores for carpet and wallpaper and trim. The easier layers of interest and affection and history have all been pried away and hauled off, leaving little but childlike dreams for those of us whose inertia has proven stronger than the attempts to derail it have been. I hope that whatever’s put into this clean house is better than what was before.

And I’m scared shitless of what’s coming next.
Scared shitless, these angels I see in the trees are waiting for me.
Waiting for me.

Friends in the swamp.
Friends on the ground, in the trees.
Angels and fuselage.

Take a ride in the Game Zone to see this from up close.

It Still Counts, Right?

Posted on July 11, 2012 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

National 8, American 0
W: Cain (1-0) L: Verlander (0-1)

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After reading JimR’s All-Star Game Preview and learning some history of the All-Star game I was really disappointed in the American League. I guess when the National League put a five spot up in the first inning, it no longer mattered. Their pride was not wounded because, well, I don’t know why they didn’t have any pride about playing in the game.

One thing I noticed while watching the game last night is that the American League team seemed cocky and arrogant. Normally, it would not bother me much, but my freaking team is going to be part of that shit next season. I’ve not been happy with the move, but I’m trying to move past it and just keep supporting my Astros. But, geez, what a bunch of prima donas. Ugh.

A couple notes, some were touched on in the GameZone during the game. Bryce Harper, to me, seems like he should play in the American League. Gold shoes?? Really? Even Prince thought that was too much. Then all the excuses they made for him not catching, what I thought was a routine fly/pop ball. Wonderkid? I think he’ll probably be a good player, but eh.

I did like Mike Trout though. He seemed genuine. Granted I don’t know him from Harper, but I just got a good vibe about him.

Jose Altuve did not embarrass himself, not that I expected him to do so.

I really like Andrew McCutchen. That dude can play some damm good baseball.

Overall, for a game that counts and where it all starts, it didn’t have the feel like a lot of the “All-Stars” gave a shit.

She and I

Posted on July 9, 2012 by MRaup in Series Previews

By JimR

THE 2012 ALL-STAR GAME

On Tuesday, Major League Baseball will celebrate itself by playing the 83rd All-Star Game.  In theory, this game features the best players from the American League and the National League and is designed to determine League supremacy on an annual basis.  The 2012 incarnation of best versus best will be played at Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City and can be watched at home on Fox.  First played in 1933 and quickly dubbed the “Midsummer Classic,” the All-Star Game has a rich history and tradition for baseball fans of a certain generation.  Memorable moments from past games include Carl Hubbell’s five consecutive strikeouts of future Hall of Famers in 1934, Ted Williams’ walk-off three-run homer in 1941, Williams’ long home run off the “eephus” pitch in 1946, Jackie Robinson and three other Black players in 1949, Stan Musial’s walk-off 12th inning homer in 1955, Pete Rose’s shoulder-first “slide” dismantling Ray Fosse with the winning run in 1970,  and the scoreless tie until the 13th inning in 1987.

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We started as friends, she and I.  Only a name on an employee roster to me, we stood beside each other at a law firm happy hour and began talking.  I liked her instantly and hoped to talk to her again.  Over time we did talk again, and I learned her life story.  I admired immensely her determination and perseverance because life had thrown boulders at her.  Seemingly unscathed, she raised three children, largely alone, and she obtained a four-year college degree while working two and three jobs to support her family.  Unhappy marriages and unhappier occurrences had scarred her, however, and she dealt with demons.  My life had fallen apart as well, and I divorced after 32 years.  We leaned on our friendship and each other to get through the days.  Talking with her became important to me, and we closed our conversations with “soon” so that each would know that we would be back in touch soon.

We began a romance, she and I.  Slowly but surely, our friendship deepened into something more.  We began as social companions because I was lonely, and perhaps she was also.  I was fearful and hesitant at times.  I had not dated in over 30 years, and I was nervous that I would do or say something wrong.  She went to baseball games with me and said she loved them.  We did simple things I could afford, and Saturday breakfasts for migas at different places all around Austin became our special tradition.  We liked movies and kicker dancing at the Broken Spoke. She cooked dinner for me and made my favorite dishes. She said I was “wonderful;” I knew I was not, but I loved that she thought so.  She helped me deal with my loneliness and lost relationship, and I tried to help her exorcise her demons.  We had fun together, and it was the best relationship I ever had.

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The original All-Star Game was meant to be a one-time event to be played as a part of Chicago’s Century of Progress Exposition.  Arch Ward, then Sports Editor for The Chicago Tribune, conceived the idea for the game, and its great success resulted in MLB’s making it an annual showcase of big league baseball’s most talented players.  In 1933 and 1934, the managers and fans selected the teams, but from 1935 through 1946, only the managers selected the teams.  From 1947 to 1957, fans selected the starters and the manager chose the pitchers and remaining members.

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We fell in love, she and I.  We seemed so compatible and spent each evening together watching TV, reading or talking.  She listened when I talked and was attentive and loving.  I enjoyed giving her gifts and making her smile.  I told her I loved her many times each day. We began attending law firm events as a couple, and my friends became her friends too.  She invited me to family meals, and I tried to convince her children that their mom was in good hands.  I wanted to be her hero, her knight in shining armor and her guy on a white horse all rolled into one.  We had problems, sure, but they seemed manageable, and I knew she loved me.

One night we became lovers, she and I.  It was completely unplanned and completely wonderful.  We spent that night together, and I never experienced such pleasure from sleeping.  We slept a peaceful sleep of contented and happy people, holding and being held all night long. I began to think of forever for the first time.  I am too old fashioned to live with someone so we continued to live apart with occasional “sleepovers.”  Each time our sleeping was an extraordinary aspect of being lovers.  I loved her fiercely and looked forward to each tomorrow with her.

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Ballot-box stuffing by overzealous Cincinnati fans resulted in seven Reds being selected to start the 1957 game, and as a result, managers, players and coaches selected the entire teams from 1958 through 1969.  Fan balloting for starters returned in 1970 and remains today.  From 1959 through 1962, MLB had two All-Star Games each year for reasons known only to the baseball executive who thought more is better.  The abominable Designated Hitter now is used in every game regardless whether the venue is an American League ballpark.  Beginning in 2003, “this time it counts;” the winner of the All-Star Game determines home field advantage for the World Series.

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We decided to marry, she and I.  We had discussed marriage at length, of course, and we went ring shopping together.  Even so, I surprised her with my proposal, to which she replied, “Are you kidding?”  “Yes!” followed quickly. We decided there was no reason to wait and picked June 16, 2005 as our wedding day.  Our best friends stood up for us, and a close friend performed the ceremony.  It was an exciting day at a beautiful location, and I was giddy with delight to marry her.  This marriage I would get right. We were husband and wife, she and I.

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For the modern fan, the All-Star Game likely is a fun event with its carnival-like atmosphere, Home Run Derby, Futures Game, Celebrity Softball Game and Fan Fest.  To the long-time fan, however, today’s All-Star Game is nothing more than a flashy media event that is empty and meaningless.  Players look for any hangnail or twinge to call an injury so that they can have the days off rather than play.  Replacements for the “injured” All-Stars are commonplace, and the game looks to be about as serious as the average company softball game.

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We enjoyed life together, she and I.  We began each morning with coffee and conversation, and our days and evenings were full.  Plays, shows, museums, concerts, symphonies, lectures, sporting events, restaurants, happy hours, family outings, kids’ sports, holiday celebrations: we did all of these and more. We enjoyed the same activities, and, best of all, we enjoyed each other’s company.  When she joined me at a restaurant or another place I reached first, she kissed me before she took her seat. She made me feel like a king.  I loved the things we did, but I loved being with her most of all.  My life was complete because she was with me.

We travelled the world, she and I.  She lived in Germany in another life and convinced me to travel there with her.  I loved Bavaria instantly and wanted to return with her again and again.  We visited many places, on cruise ships, by train and by plane.  Together we experienced the Panama Canal, the breadth of Canada, the Caribbean, Alaska, the Normandy beaches, the Eagles Nest, a transatlantic crossing on the Queen Mary 2, a train ride across Canada, being in the midst of 82 whales in Puget Sound, Niagara Falls, Times Square, the Statue of Liberty, Big Ben, Westminster Abbey, the Eiffel Tower, the Romantic Road, Oktoberfest, the Charles Bridge and, wonder of wonders, Red Square and the Winter Palace in Russia.  No one has ever planned a trip as well as she, and I never experienced such joy as travelling with her.  Each trip was better than the one before, and I thought we would travel to the end of my days. She enriched my life beyond measure.

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The “who cares” approach to winning the game culminated in the infamous tie in 2002 when both teams ran out of pitchers because neither manager was trying to win, and the Commissioner ended the game after 11 innings amidst a chorus of boos from the cheated fans.  No more are the days when the outcome truly mattered to the players in each league, and the games were as fiercely played and were as highly competitive as any World Series contest.  The All-Star Game has become an exhibition of high-priced, bored talent and nothing more.

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We are no longer together, she and I.  Our happiness is no more, and angry fighting consumes our waking moments.  We live separately under the same roof and rarely are in the same room at the same time.  We do not sleep in the same bed, and we hold only our pillows as we sleep. We drink our coffee apart and do not plan our days in pleasant conversation. We do not get ready for work together, and we eat our meals on opposite sides of our house. Angry words have replaced “I love you today,” and the end is inevitable.  I mourn the death of our relationship as I mourn our fathers’ deaths, and I do not know what is next for me.  This end was unthinkable when we were in Russia, and our demise will surprise those who know us.  She has fallen out of love with me and sees only my many faults.  I love everything about her except a single issue, but I can no longer live with that issue. There is no warmth, no tenderness, no softness and no vulnerability. There is only stubborn pride and bitter resentment. Has love died?

We will divorce, she and I.  I made a selfish decision in her time of need that she cannot forgive, and she said angry words to me that cannot be taken back. We will sell our house and divide our property, our joint funds, our debts and our joint possessions. We will end our life together with a stroke of a pen. Finally, we will go our separate ways, stepping over the wreckage of our life and perhaps never looking back.  Our lifetime together will be a mere seven years.  There may be someone else for her, and there may be someone else for me, but we will no longer be she and I.  We could not overcome the issues that each of us saw in the other, and those issues destroyed us.

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Today’s All-Star Game is a watered-down love fest between players who change teams and leagues often, who have no strong allegiance to either League, and who sometimes leave the ballpark early so they can beat the traffic home.  Simply put, the modern player appears to not care about winning or even playing in this game.  MLB’s All-Star Game does not capture the rapt attention of fans who remember nostalgically the Game as an exciting, hard-fought contest between great players who were going all out to win.  Many, perhaps most, of these fans who remember fondly the game of their youth no longer watch today’s All-Star Game.  Like a lost love, the meaningful All-Star Game of our past is long gone, but not forgotten, and is never to return.

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We will not grow old together, she and I. We will leave each other to be alone, but the memories of our life will never leave us. We were one only yesterday, it seems. How one can become two so quickly and so completely is unfathomable. How love can turn to hate in the blink of an eye cannot be explained. Forever in my heart will be words she spoke only a few months ago:  “We are so lucky to have the life we have.” Yes, we were lucky, she and I.

We had a great life together, she and I.

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If you care, follow the 83rd All-Star Game in the Game Zone

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Rock Me Amadeus

Posted on July 8, 2012 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Brewers 5, Astros 3, 10 innings

W: Parra (1-3)
L: Rodriguez (1-8)

Smells like a landfill of tires on fire, doesn’t it? Maybe those dozens at the ballpark are right after all. Maybe it isn’t frontrunning, maybe it’s the inability to keep watching the bright lights of shit on fire every night that drives them away.

I used to know a guy who worked press for TDCJ. The glamour part of his job was that he was one of the state’s witnesses to every execution, and then he got to talk to the press afterward. He’d get to answer those great questions like, “Did he seem to be in pain?” and “Did he struggle?” night after night after night. I don’t remember how many he saw, but it was in the multiple hundreds. Something like that changes a man, and he wasn’t immune. He took a few years off in West Texas, crawled inside a bottle and tried to kill his demons with a different fire.

Neither are we as fans, immune to the chemical burn that has been applied to this once heroic franchise. Yeah, they’re taking the right steps but God, we’re in a painful place right now, watching this shitty group of broken toys and cracked mirrors stumblefucking their way through another Season in Hell.

How long, O Lord, how long?

The papers have started to seize on Mills’ dismissal as an unannounced fait accompli. Fine, whatever. He was always armed like Barney Fife, and if you only give your bank dick one bullet, how’s he supposed to stop the robbery? Sure, we question his moves from time to time but he’s not Plato and this isn’t the Dawn of Reason going on here, this is a AAA team lurching around in hysteria like monkeys in an electrified cage. Mills could be Machiavelli and Midas in one and it wouldn’t make any difference with this smoking wreck.

It’s difficult to come to the conclusion that we’re in the petri dish stage, waiting to see if any of these cultures actually grow into something useful, and not some mutant half-players that can never be complete major leaguers. Marking time on a calendar is a trying experience and that’s where we seem to find ourselves, waiting out a slowly moving clock in the hopes that whatever the hell is in the oven actually turns out to be good. I’m not looking forward to another Thanksgiving of Hungry Man Dinners, even if they do come with that fruity goo for dessert.

Lyles was actually good today, maybe the best start he’s had. Through seven, he only gave up six hits and two runs. He found a way to battle out of two real tough situations, very similar to those that had doomed earlier starts this year.

Greinke went three as a surprise opener, and he wasn’t sharp at all. The Astros touched him for three before he gave way to Marco Estrada, et al. That group no-hit the home nine for six innings afterward, continuing a stretch of futility that has run for more than a month. The early season’s approach at the plate is gone now, deteriorating into something that resembles the cast from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.

The bullpen, once pretty good, has also fallen into the same state of painful insanity. Three innings, four hits, three runs, five walks – it’s a wonder they can even pull off the act of suicide they do every night. It’s the only thing they can do correctly.

This is a shitty, shitty team. Yes, they’re young, but realistically they have nothing much to build on. Almost none of these players would even be reserves on any other team. The gap in talent between the Astros and other clubs is massive, and the only way that worm is going to turn is by letting the fucker die and then waiting for the rebirth. It isn’t going to be soon, and it isn’t going to be pretty, and I’m not in the position anymore where I feel the need to sell it any other way.

Think you like watching public executions? The true membership of that club is tiny and damned. Pull the curtain back and take a seat, but don’t say I didn’t warn you when the blood starts to splash back.

Brewers 7, Astros not 7

Posted on July 6, 2012 by Ron Brand in Game Recaps

By NeilT

I’m in sausage sales, selling bratwurst, liver sausage, Slovenian, kielbasa, kolbasch, mettwurst, even Serbian from a cart on Miller Park Way, right outside of Miller Park.  There isn’t much business in the winter, though when spring comes and through the fall I’m always busy.  I have a pretty good clientele, pretty loyal, and I make a great sausage, but there is this one guy who’s kind of odd. He looks like I always imagined Uriah Heep would look, sort of bony and clammy looking.  Bud.  I remember when he started showing up, back in 1992, he’d come to the stand and buy a sausage, and then he’d say this weird thing:  he’d say “I’m going to slip this sausage to . . .”  For instance, in 1994, he’d buy, say, a kolbasch and say “I’m going to slip this kolbasch to the players union.”  Every day he’d buy  a sausage and say that thing about the player’s union.  One year I remember it was Montreal.  One year it was the separate leagues.  Creeped me out.

Then maybe the last seven years it was always the same,  “I’m going to slip this sausage to Houston.”  I don’t know who this Houston guy is, but Bud’s been slipping you some mighty fine sausage.  Like I say, I make good sausage, and while Bud is peculiar, he apparently knows how to slide a friend the old kielbasa.  Thank him when you see him. 

Tonight I didn’t watch the game.  We went and had sushi at Kata Robata, which was very good.  I know that one dish had freeze dried mullet.  I’m sure if I bothered looking at the box score, I’d have some pithy things to say, but we’re 8 games into a losing streak, and pith is beside the point.  As Scarlett said, tomorrow is another day.

Eight and counting – So close, and yet so far

Posted on July 6, 2012 by Ron Brand in Game Recaps

By Mr. Happy
It was another rugged night for the Good Guys as the broom came out in Steel City, beating the Astros 2-0 on a gem by Jeff Karstens, followed by a wobbly ninth inning from Joel Hanrahan, who couldn’t find home plate with a GPS, yet we still let him off the hook.  

This was an ofer road trip, and everyone is probably glad to get out of Pittsburgh, but none gladder than El Caballo, who was relieved of duty on the travelin’ horseshit show and is now a fish.  El Caballo debuted well for the fish, going 2-4 in helping them to a 4-0 win behind Mark Buerhle.  

The problem is that we come home to the Brew Crew and have to sit through a JA Happ start.  What’s the over/under on Rickie Weeks having a big night against Happ?  I’ll take the over.

Meanwhile, back at the steel palace, last night saw the Astros debut of Matt Dominguez, who promptly struck out and grounded into a double play in two at-bats, ultimately being pinch hit for by Schreefer, who then struck out.  At least Dominguez fielded his position flawlessly in two chances, which is more than I could say for Clank II at the hot corner.  Being pinch hit for by Scheefer is no way to begin any type of promising career in the Show.  I predict that he’ll be in OkC after the ASB, which, as all of you know, I fucking hate.  

Not much else happened for the Astros last night, who were limited to four hits in 29 official at-bats with another eight strikeouts.  Clank II, who was 0-4, blew a beautiful Bud Norris pickoff throw early in the ball game, a run that later scored, so Clank II’s presence was still felt.
It’s like my Momma used to say to me, if you don’t have anything nice to say, then shut up.  So that is what I’ll do because a true southern gentleman always listens to Momma.

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