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OldBlevins

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second worst use of "literally"
« on: January 19, 2007, 11:46:08 am »
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The worst was this, which I heard in a TV biography of Tanya Tucker:  "Tanya Tucker literally grew up in a fish bowl."
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Re: second worst use of "literally"
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2007, 11:57:08 am »
I dunno.  I've always thought of JdJO as literally a bug.
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Re: second worst use of "literally"
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2007, 12:23:13 pm »
Checking pregnant Brahman cows.  Mmmmmm. . .

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Re: second worst use of "literally"
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2007, 12:25:39 pm »
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Checking pregnant Brahman cows.  Mmmmmm. . .




Where's the "Dirty Jobs" guy when you need him?
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Re: second worst use of "literally"
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2007, 04:01:23 pm »
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Checking pregnant Brahman cows.  Mmmmmm. . .




Where's the "Dirty Jobs" guy when you need him?






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Re: second worst use of "literally"
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2007, 10:05:49 pm »
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Checking pregnant Brahman cows.  Mmmmmm. . .




Where's the "Dirty Jobs" guy when you need him?





JD, the edit personal preferences thing has a button to enable receiving PMs.




Don't know how that got turned off, I have received them in the past.  Sorry.
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Re: second worst use of "literally"
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2007, 08:52:56 am »
Do you think the literal fly on the wall used fly paper to write those literal 100 pages of notes?
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Re: second worst use of "literally"
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2007, 12:33:38 pm »
 Carlos Lee, Brahman Cows, and the Hellish Isolation of Modern Life
by Gregor Samsa, special to the Houston Chronicle

PANAMA- One morning, as new Astros LF Carlos Lee was waking up from anxious dreams at 6 am to check on one of his ranches...
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Re: second worst use of "literally"
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2007, 08:57:51 am »
The one thing I took from that heap was that Carlos Lee is an intelligent, passionate, and capable, professional rancher. He is willing to put the effort into overseeing that he is a success in that realm. If those traits carry over to professional baseball player, my irrational paranoid fan fear of him getting fat and lazy now that he's got the big contract, is somewhat assuaged.
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Re: second worst use of "literally"
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2007, 02:44:06 pm »
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Carlos Lee, Brahman Cows, and the Hellish Isolation of Modern Life
by Gregor Samsa, special to the Houston Chronicle

PANAMA- One morning, as new Astros LF Carlos Lee was waking up from anxious dreams at 6 am to check on one of his ranches...





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