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Red Sox after Stros Bullpen
« on: November 15, 2006, 11:32:37 am »

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Re: Red Sox after Stros Bullpen
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2006, 11:39:02 am »
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Say No to Wily Mo




If they're only asking for Brad Qualls, the Astros should do that deal.

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Re: Red Sox after Stros Bullpen
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2006, 11:47:46 am »
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Say No to Wily Mo




If they're only asking for Brad Qualls, the Astros should do that deal.




Only if we are going to flip Wily for something else... I wouldn't want Wily Mo even for Brad Qualls.

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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2006, 11:54:15 am »
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Say No to Wily Mo




If they're only asking for Brad Qualls, the Astros should do that deal.



Only if we are going to flip Wily for something else... I wouldn't want Wily Mo even for Brad Qualls.




He plays in the Northeast.  In Boston no less.  That alone should be ample compensation for some can't be bothered to check the real name of a reliever from Houston.

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Re: Red Sox after Stros Bullpen
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2006, 11:54:57 am »
What if the Astros could work a Lidge/Ensberg deal for Pena/Youkilis?  That would solve the third-base problem for the Astros and give the team some additional power in right field.  (Ensberg presumably could play first base for the Red Sox).  The Astros could then forget about Lee and concentrate their efforts say on Soriano.

Berkman 1st
Biggio 2nd
Everett SS
Youkilis 3rd
Ausmus C
Pena RF
Soriano CF
Scott LF
Boom!

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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2006, 11:57:11 am »
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What if the Astros could work a Lidge/Ensberg deal for Pena/Youkilis?  That would solve the third-base problem for the Astros and give the team some additional power in right field.  (Ensberg presumably could play first base for the Red Sox).  The Astros could then forget about Lee and concentrate their efforts say on Soriano.

Berkman 1st
Biggio 2nd
Everett SS
Youkilis 3rd
Ausmus C
Pena RF
Soriano CF
Scott LF





And then, the Astros outfield would be known as "Where fly balls go to build condos and set up retirement communities."

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Re: Red Sox after Stros Bullpen
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2006, 12:08:06 pm »
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What if the Astros could work a Lidge/Ensberg deal for Pena/Youkilis?  That would solve the third-base problem for the Astros and give the team some additional power in right field.  (Ensberg presumably could play first base for the Red Sox).  The Astros could then forget about Lee and concentrate their efforts say on Soriano.

Berkman 1st
Biggio 2nd
Everett SS
Youkilis 3rd
Ausmus C
Pena RF
Soriano CF
Scott LF





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Re: Red Sox after Stros Bullpen
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2006, 12:21:01 pm »
Patsy Cline had a song about this idea.
Often wrong, but never in doubt.

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Re: Red Sox after Stros Bullpen
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2006, 12:27:02 pm »
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Patsy Cline had a song about this idea.



Don't forget her ode to Ensberg: "I go out walking..."
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Re: Red Sox after Stros Bullpen
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2006, 03:22:58 pm »
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What if the Astros could work a Lidge/Ensberg deal for Pena/Youkilis?  That would solve the third-base problem for the Astros and give the team some additional power in right field.  (Ensberg presumably could play first base for the Red Sox).  The Astros could then forget about Lee and concentrate their efforts say on Soriano.

Berkman 1st
Biggio 2nd
Everett SS
Youkilis 3rd
Ausmus C
Pena RF
Soriano CF
Scott LF





And then, the Astros outfield would be known as "Where fly balls go to build condos and set up retirement communities."





... and the opponents SLG would soar ... talk about an instant power infusion!
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Re: Red Sox after Stros Bullpen
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2006, 04:01:04 pm »
"Sweet Dreams of You"?

Jim.  I didn't know you were so high on Wily Mo.  It's really quite touching in a gay kind of way.
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Re: Red Sox after Stros Bullpen
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2006, 04:54:45 pm »
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Patsy Cline had a song about this idea.




I'm a big fan of Patsy Cline but I don't remember her singing a song entitled "You're a Fucking Moron".
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Re: Red Sox after Stros Bullpen
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2006, 04:59:13 pm »
 
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I don't remember her singing a song entitled "You're a Fucking Moron"




That was definitely a Waylon Jennings hit.
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Re: Red Sox after Stros Bullpen
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2006, 06:21:51 pm »
Perhaps I wasn't clear.

I don't want Wily Mo on the Astros for ANY FUCKING REASON!

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Re: Red Sox after Stros Bullpen
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2006, 06:34:49 pm »
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I don't remember her singing a song entitled "You're a Fucking Moron"




That was definitely a Waylon Jennings hit.





The entire Waylon title was "You're a Fucking Moron (But You Deserve Better Than Me)."
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Re: Red Sox after Stros Bullpen
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2006, 08:35:44 pm »
this michael silverman character has duped us all

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