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« on: November 02, 2006, 11:50:31 pm »
his AFL season came to a screeching halt because of a DUI arrest on Sunday.
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« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2006, 01:37:30 am »
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« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2006, 06:58:18 am »
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his AFL season came to a screeching halt because of a DUI arrest on Sunday.




I am really amazed that doesn't happen more frequently.  It's a shame for Hunter who I have heard is good kid.
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« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2006, 08:39:32 am »
Further information on the arrest and possible disciplinary action by the Astros is in the  MNDR.
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« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2006, 08:43:02 am »
how many of us at that age doesnt have something that we wish could be swept under the rug but have the fortune or misfortune to not be famous. i wonder how hard he is kicking himself right now
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« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2006, 08:52:00 am »
Pretty hard, I hope... and not because he just lost some playing time. DUI is STUPID on so many levels, and not something to be swept under the rug. Lucky he didn't hurt someone.
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« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2006, 09:12:25 am »
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Further information on the arrest is in the  MNDR.



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« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2006, 09:26:49 am »
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Hunter must have really been laying it on to look that bad.

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« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2006, 10:21:01 am »
please--you think that is minor?
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« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2006, 10:31:54 am »
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« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2006, 11:02:39 am »
no. i dont think it is minor. i have a 21 year old daughter. i was not defending him just making the comment we probably all had stuff at that age we would rather forget. for most of us it was probably a horrible experience.. but not to the point where it made the news and maybe altered the path of our career
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« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2006, 11:06:06 am »
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Oh... THAT Hunter Pence!

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« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2006, 12:06:19 pm »
you still do not get it.
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« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2006, 12:27:51 pm »
explain then. i dont always get across my meanings the way i mean to say things here
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« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2006, 12:45:12 pm »
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explain then. i dont always get across my meanings the way i mean to say things here




I think what he means is that this is more than just youthful indiscretion. DUI is a serious charge -- it's not like wrapping a house with toilet paper or lighting a paper sack of dog crap on fire on somebody's front porch.

He could've killed somebody, including himself, and that wouldn't be swept under the carpet very easily.

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« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2006, 12:56:04 pm »
and there is a whole hell of a lot more to worry about than a baseball career.
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« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2006, 01:01:38 pm »
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explain then. i dont always get across my meanings the way i mean to say things here




I think what he means is that this is more than just youthful indiscretion. DUI is a serious charge -- it's not like wrapping a house with toilet paper or lighting a paper sack of dog crap on fire on somebody's front porch.

He could've killed somebody, including himself, and that wouldn't be swept under the carpet very easily.





Not knowing any of the circumstances of what Pence did, and acknowledging that DUI is a serious charge, I think throwing out the "he could of killed somebody" line is absurdly over the top.

Downing a bottle of tequila and hopping behind the car, yes, that's very bad and very dangerous. Not waiting the five minutes after having a couple of beers that drops your BAA from .08 to .07? That's a youthful indiscretion. And one is no more likely to "kill anybody" in the latter situation than drinking iced tea and getting behind the wheel.

DUI is always a serious charge, because that's what the legislators wanted it to be. It doesn't mean that in reality it ALWAYS a mortal risk to society.
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« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2006, 01:05:10 pm »
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explain then. i dont always get across my meanings the way i mean to say things here




I think what he means is that this is more than just youthful indiscretion. DUI is a serious charge -- it's not like wrapping a house with toilet paper or lighting a paper sack of dog crap on fire on somebody's front porch.

He could've killed somebody, including himself, and that wouldn't be swept under the carpet very easily.




Not knowing any of the circumstances of what Pence did, and acknowledging that DUI is a serious charge, I think throwing out the "he could of killed somebody" line is absurdly over the top.

Downing a bottle of tequila and hopping behind the car, yes, that's very bad and very dangerous. Not waiting the five minutes after having a couple of beers that drops your BAA from .08 to .07? That's a youthful indiscretion. And one is no more likely to "kill anybody" in the latter situation than drinking iced tea and getting behind the wheel.

DUI is always a serious charge, because that's what the legislators wanted it to be. It doesn't mean that in reality it ALWAYS a mortal risk to society.




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« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2006, 01:05:55 pm »
you are full of shit. i currents am serving on a grand jury and see DWIs every session. your post sounds like the denial one has when pulled over or when confronted about a problem. good luck to you.
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« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2006, 01:10:11 pm »
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you are full of shit. i currents am serving on a grand jury and see DWIs every session. your post sounds like the denial one has when pulled over or when confronted about a problem. good luck to you.




I'm not saying the law is a bad law at all. People who get DUI's deserve their punishment. I'm just saying equating it - every time - to attempted murder is ridiculous.
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« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2006, 01:13:55 pm »
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you are full of shit. i currents am serving on a grand jury and see DWIs every session. your post sounds like the denial one has when pulled over or when confronted about a problem. good luck to you.




I'm not saying the law is a bad law at all. People who get DUI's deserve their punishment. I'm just saying equating it - every time - to attempted murder is ridiculous.





Considering the power available in a vehicle, driving while impaired IS a life-threatening activity. Heck, driving sober is dangerous enough... forget about being drunk and driving around at 3-something AM. Inexcusable.
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« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2006, 01:15:54 pm »
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I'm just saying equating it - every time - to attempted murder is ridiculous.




Good luck does not equate to sound judgement.

Like it our not, if you're getting behind the wheel while drunk, high, sleepy, or otherwise impaired, you're placing people's lives at risk.  There's no way around it.
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« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2006, 01:21:38 pm »
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I'm just saying equating it - every time - to attempted murder is ridiculous.




Good luck does not equate to sound judgement.

Like it our not, if you're getting behind the wheel while drunk, high, sleepy, or otherwise impaired, you're placing people's lives at risk.  There's no way around it.





You're absolutely right. Driving is inherently dangerous under the best of circumstances, and anything lessening one's ability to drive compounds the danger and compounding that danger deserves punishment.

I just think there is no bright line between acknowledging "just another regular - but inherently dangerous - activity" and screaming "he could have killed somebody." Evidently many people do, and that's fine.
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« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2006, 01:22:11 pm »
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you are full of shit. i currents am serving on a grand jury and see DWIs every session. your post sounds like the denial one has when pulled over or when confronted about a problem. good luck to you.




I'm not saying the law is a bad law at all. People who get DUI's deserve their punishment. I'm just saying equating it - every time - to attempted murder is ridiculous.





I hope you got good news on your results yesterday, counselor, but I think you need to go back to the drawing board on this one.

Stating that somebody could've been killed by DUI is not equating it with attempted murder. Proving that something was "attempted" requires more than merely showing the stupid carelessness present in DUI.

But stating that somebody could've been killed is pointing out the potential consequences of DUI that led the legislature to make DUI a crime in the first place.

The reason DUI is a crime is because not deterring or preventing people from driving under the influence would lead to more property damage, injuries and deaths on the roads.

In other words, it is precisely because of the potential for these things that DUI is a crime. So pointing out that DUI could've led to somebody getting killed is not over the top, an exaggeration or beside the point.

It is precisely the point of why DUI is illegal.

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« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2006, 01:25:30 pm »
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Like it our not, if you're getting behind the wheel while drunk, high, sleepy, or otherwise impaired, you're placing people's lives at risk.  There's no way around it.




Indeed, this is precisely why DUI is a crime every time, because every time you do it, you are increasing the likelihood of taking your own life or somebody else's. Even if only 1 in 1,000 instances of drunk driving leads to injury or death, that does not mean that only 1 in 1,000 instances of DUI is treated seriously. They are all treated seriously, because they all have the potential to kill.

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« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2006, 01:26:23 pm »
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you are full of shit. i currents am serving on a grand jury and see DWIs every session. your post sounds like the denial one has when pulled over or when confronted about a problem. good luck to you.




I'm not saying the law is a bad law at all. People who get DUI's deserve their punishment. I'm just saying equating it - every time - to attempted murder is ridiculous.




I hope you got good news on your results yesterday, counselor, but I think you need to go back to the drawing board on this one.

Stating that somebody could've been killed by DUI is not equating it with attempted murder. Proving that something was "attempted" requires more than merely showing the stupid carelessness present in DUI.

But stating that somebody could've been killed is pointing out the potential consequences of DUI that led the legislature to make DUI a crime in the first place.

The reason DUI is a crime is because not deterring or preventing people from driving under the influence would lead to more property damage, injuries and deaths on the roads.

In other words, it is precisely because of the potential for these things that DUI is a crime. So pointing out that DUI could've led to somebody getting killed is not over the top, an exaggeration or beside the point.

It is precisely the point of why DUI is illegal.




Thanks, I did get good news.

And you're right that "attempted murder" is an inacurrate and hyperbolized analogy. And your right that DUI is designed to deter a threat to people and property. I just think that a BAA of .07 being no problem and one of .08 being "he could have killed somebody" is also hyperbole.
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« Reply #26 on: November 03, 2006, 01:29:16 pm »
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I just think that a BAA of .07 being no problem and one of .08 being "he could have killed somebody" is also hyperbole.




Those are legal distinctions. I don't think there's some kind of "jump" there -- I wouldn't want someone at .07 to be driving either. Heck, if someone has *A* beer, I wouldn't want them driving. Same for overly tired, stressed or distracted.
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« Reply #27 on: November 03, 2006, 01:29:47 pm »
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Thanks, I did get good news.




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And you're right that "attempted murder" is an inacurrate and hyperbolized analogy. And your right that DUI is designed to deter a threat to people and property. I just think that a BAA of .07 being no problem and one of .08 being "he could have killed somebody" is also hyperbole.




How can it be hyperbole when "he could've killed somebody" is the entire rationale for it being a crime?

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« Reply #28 on: November 03, 2006, 01:35:49 pm »
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How can it be hyperbole when "he could've killed somebody" is the entire rationale for it being a crime?




It's the bright line blood alcohol distinction between an ostensibly harmless act and a life-threatening one that gets me. Of course, it's hard to draw lines and you have to draw them somewhere, and outlawing any alcohol is probably overkill.

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« Reply #29 on: November 03, 2006, 01:43:40 pm »
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I will return to the write a post, read it, think about it and then delete it method of posting.




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« Reply #30 on: November 03, 2006, 01:46:18 pm »
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Don't do that. We'd never have anybody posting here if we all did it that way.




I think the last 'delete' step was intended to be optional.  That might let a few things through.

something ironic about having to edit out a typo in a smart-ass remark about a more thoughtful approach to posting.
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« Reply #31 on: November 03, 2006, 02:06:00 pm »
Just for clarity purposes.  Arizona has four statutes concerning drunk driving.  The first concerns persons under 21 and, consequently, does not apply to Pence.  Pence was charged with the lesser of the three remaining offenses.  While we do not know the facts of the case, you can be charged if "impaired to the slightest degree."  I'm no expert but it seems to me that you could have one drink and end up violating this statute.  I do not condone drunk driving in any fashion.  But I think that we should learn the facts before we start lynching Pence.


Title 28 - 1381.A1: Driving under the Influence
ARS 28-1381
It is unlawful for a person to drive or be in actual physical control of a vehicle in this state under any of the following circumstances:
While under the influence of intoxicating liquor, any drug, a vapor releasing substance containing a toxic substance, or any combination of liquor, drugs or vapor releasing substances if the person is impaired to the slightest degree.
If the person has an alcohol concentration of 0.08 or more within two hours of driving or being in actual physical control of the vehicle.
While there is any drug defined in Section 13-3401 or its metabolite in the person's body. If the vehicle is a commercial motor vehicle that requires a person to obtain a commercial driver's license as defined in Section 28-3001 and the person has an alcohol concentration of 0.04 or more. A conviction of DUI is considered a Misdemeanor criminal conviction.



Title 28-1382: Driving Under the Influence with a Blood Alcohol Concentration (BAC) of .15 or more (Extreme DUI)
ARS 28-1382
It is unlawful for a person to drive or be in actual physical control of a motor vehicle in this state if the person has an alcohol concentration of 0.15 or more within two hours of driving or being in actual physical control of the vehicle. A person who is convicted of a violation of this section is guilty of driving or being in actual physical control of a vehicle while under the extreme influence of intoxicating liquor. A conviction of Extreme DUI is considered a misdemeanor criminal conviction.



Title 28-1383: Aggravated Driving Under the Influence
ARS 28-1383
A person is guilty of aggravated driving or actual physical control while under the influence of an intoxicating liquor or drugs if the person does any of the following:
Commits a violation of section 28-1381 or 28-1382 or this section while the person's driver license or privilege to drive is cancelled, suspended, revoked, or refused while a restriction is placed on the person's driver license or privilege to drive as a result of violating section 28-1381, 28-1382, or under 28-1385.
Within a period of sixty months (5 years) commits a third or subsequent violation of section 28-1381, 28-1382, or this section.
Commits a violation of 28-1381 or 28-1382 while a person under 15 years of age is in the vehicle. A conviction of Aggravated DUI is considered a felony conviction.
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« Reply #32 on: November 03, 2006, 02:16:16 pm »
I think our DWI laws are inherently stupid.  Handing out the same punishment to someone at .08 and someone at .28 is absurd.  .07 is ok, .08 is not and there is no difference in that consequence or .28.

As a note- I do not have even a drop to drink and then get behind the wheel. I have nightmares of getting pulled over after having 2 beers and blowing .08 so I don't do it.  I don't trust the system, nor the breathalizers to even have a trace amount of alcohol- I'm scared of a false positive so I don't drink at all if I have to drive.

I've seen studies that basically say driving at .08 is akin to driving and talking on the cell phone.  Additionally, if we could clean up all the people that drive all the time, very drunk, our problems would almost go away completely- it ain't the guy who had a beer and a margarita with his mexican dinner that generally fatally gets behind the wheel, it's the guy hammering it back at the bar, stupid drunk, continuously, that does it.  I'd favor some manner of scale where the punishment is akin to a speeding in a work zone fine (which is also very dangerous) to someone not very intoxicated up to mandatory year in jail for someone hammered.

Just my opinion on the issue.

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« Reply #33 on: November 03, 2006, 02:23:40 pm »
Tod- AZ seems like they took a sensible approach to the issue- I like that idea (posted while I was writing my post).

A note- the other night as I was driving home some lady was driving at 60 miles an hour down the highway (three lanes each way- with a turning lane- 7 lanes total) in the middle lane of oncoming traffic.  I'd bet she was massively hammered. I was getting ready to call the police when she turned off the highway into a residential subdivision with a gate.  I'd support her being incarcerated and for a long time.  This inherently stupid and selfish act could have easily killed someone.  I don't think that someone who had 2 beers at happy hour and then got pulled over only because their registration sticker was out of date should be treated similarly under the law.  I think that's kinda where bench was going with his post.  If so I concurr in full.

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« Reply #34 on: November 03, 2006, 03:52:28 pm »
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I think our DWI laws are inherently stupid.  Handing out the same punishment to someone at .08 and someone at .28 is absurd.




Everything else being equal, someone at .08 and someone at .28 are eligible for the same punishment, but as a practical matter rarely, if ever receive the same punishment.
Also, there are degrees of DUI offenses; felony and misdemeanor - depending on aggravating circumstances such as injury, death, multiple convictions, etc. Within each degree there is a fairly wide range of punishment. A first time offender with a low blood alcohol level and no other aggravating circumstances can receive a minimum sentence - 3 days in jail and a small fine, both probated; while a multiple repeat offender who causes a death can be prosecuted for felony murder and receive a life sentence.
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« Reply #35 on: November 03, 2006, 03:53:59 pm »
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Not knowing any of the circumstances of what Pence did, and acknowledging that DUI is a serious charge, I think throwing out the "he could of killed somebody" line is absurdly over the top.

Downing a bottle of tequila and hopping behind the car, yes, that's very bad and very dangerous. Not waiting the five minutes after having a couple of beers that drops your BAA from .08 to .07? That's a youthful indiscretion. And one is no more likely to "kill anybody" in the latter situation than drinking iced tea and getting behind the wheel.

DUI is always a serious charge, because that's what the legislators wanted it to be. It doesn't mean that in reality it ALWAYS a mortal risk to society.




Not in any way attempting to excuse D'ingUI but, while people are taking the moral high ground, it is also worth noting that studies have shown people driving while using a cell phone to have awareness and reactions no better than someone over the alcohol limit.
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« Reply #36 on: November 03, 2006, 04:20:09 pm »
I just hate the drunks who drive and talk on the cell phones at the same time.
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« Reply #37 on: November 03, 2006, 04:25:46 pm »
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I just hate the drunks who drive and talk on the cell phones at the same time.



At least drunks mostly come at night, mostly.  Cell phone crazies are driving randomly all over the place, all fucking day.
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« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2006, 04:40:50 pm »
Living in Florida as I do, I would also add aged. But that is oh, so politically incorrect.
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« Reply #39 on: November 03, 2006, 04:43:08 pm »
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Living in Florida as I do, I would also add aged. But that is oh, so politically incorrect.




Ever seen an old guy trying to figure out a cell phone. Its like a monkey trying to fuck a football.
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« Reply #40 on: November 03, 2006, 05:26:51 pm »
I prefer a field test to a breath test.  There's stuff you can find online about how the breath test works...and how false positives can rear their ugly heads.  Scary stuff.


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Not knowing any of the circumstances of what Pence did, and acknowledging that DUI is a serious charge, I think throwing out the "he could of killed somebody" line is absurdly over the top.

Downing a bottle of tequila and hopping behind the car, yes, that's very bad and very dangerous. Not waiting the five minutes after having a couple of beers that drops your BAA from .08 to .07? That's a youthful indiscretion. And one is no more likely to "kill anybody" in the latter situation than drinking iced tea and getting behind the wheel.

DUI is always a serious charge, because that's what the legislators wanted it to be. It doesn't mean that in reality it ALWAYS a mortal risk to society.




Not in any way attempting to excuse D'ingUI but, while people are taking the moral high ground, it is also worth noting that studies have shown people driving while using a cell phone to have awareness and reactions no better than someone over the alcohol limit.



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« Reply #41 on: November 03, 2006, 05:28:06 pm »
yeah, old guys have never seen cell phones. they're so stupid.
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Living in Florida as I do, I would also add aged. But that is oh, so politically incorrect.




Ever seen an old guy trying to figure out a cell phone. Its like a monkey trying to fuck a football.





My five-year old takes pictures of random things/people and sets them as the background picture on my cell phone. I'm glad none of them have been....unfortunate...as I would have to get one of my other kids to show me how to change it.

...and who knew "I'm just looking for some Tush" could make an inappropriate ring tone during a meeting?
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defense attorneys tell their clients to always try the field tests and to never blow.

what Travis County now is doing if a drunk injures someone is to get a search warrant and take a blood sample.

i have been presented 2 intoxication homicides in my 4 weeks on the grand jury, and the impaired driving apologists on here need to hear some of that.
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Why is that? The field tests are on camera. Are you saying it is easier to pass the field test, and the attorney can argue the blow?
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My wife recently found out that her cell phone's personal ring tone on my phone is "Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult.  That was an awkward moment.
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i chose mine much more wisely than that:

"You Are Always On My Mind" by W. Nelson, which is, of course, a shameless attempt to get brownie points.





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what Travis County now is doing if a drunk injures someone is to get a search warrant and take a blood sample.

i have been presented 2 intoxication homicides in my 4 weeks on the grand jury, and the impaired driving apologists on here need to hear some of that.





In intoxication homicide trials, I think that criminal defense lawyers attempt to create reasonable doubt concerning the nexus between the defendant's intoxication and the cause of the wreck. They can always find some type of expert that will lay the blame on defective brakes, negligent driving by the victim, etc. I am wondering why the legislature doesn't make it a strict liability offense.
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you are mixing up civil trials and criminal trials, i think, but the defense attorney is entitled to create reasonable doubt however he/she can.
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i chose mine much more wisely than that:

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Well, she was never supposed to know.  That was the beauty of my plan...if she was within distance to hear her phone calling mine, she wouldn't need to call me on the phone.  But alas, the inevitable happened...the ol' "there's something wrong with my phone it won't dial...let me test it out"...busted.
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they always know....
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« Reply #55 on: November 03, 2006, 06:43:25 pm »
this thread has enormously digressed from Pence.  the guy made a mistake.  he's going to be punished by the state of Arizona and has already been kicked out of the AFL.  i know it's a thoughtless and stupid crime and the consequences are potentially dire, but it's also an easy mistake to make.  you get an enormous smack in the mouth by the law in hopes that it corrects your future decision-making, but beyond that i don't think it should leave a red flag on his character or otherwise affect his future with the Astros.  for most people, you have no obligation to even inform your employer of a misdomeanor crime.  obviously his case is different and can't be ignored in the eyes of the public, but in my opinion it's a legal matter and any action by the Astros should be largly for appearances sake.

remember, the president of the united states made a similar mistake once.  it's just that... a mistake.  let the guy learn from it, thank his lucky stars he didn't hurt himself or anybody else, and move on.

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« Reply #56 on: November 03, 2006, 06:49:26 pm »
bullshit--he did not make a "mistake." he intentionally drank, and he intentionally drove. no mistakes there. that's like agents of players who are busted for cocaine saying their clients "made a mistake." bullshit.

he committed a crime. will he learn from the experience? i hope so.

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« Reply #57 on: November 03, 2006, 06:59:09 pm »
Maybe reading comprehension got lost in the length of this thread, but I wasn't trying to take the moral high ground nor was I trying to lynch Pence, whom I know almost nothing about.

My two points were:

1) DUI should not be dismissed as a youthful indiscretion. I don't think it's just part of sowing your wild oats.

2) The reason DUI is a crime is because drunk driving increases the likelihood that someone will be injured or killed, even if a DUI in a particular case did not lead to someone being injured or killed.

If that makes me some kind of prohibitionist MADD jihadist, then so be it, but I never implied that I think Pence should be strung up by his entrails.

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well now i have no illusions as to your stance on the matter, but my underlying point is that this isn't a sports story and it shouldn't affect his long-term standing with the organization or otherwise have any bearing on where he'll be playing baseball next Spring.

now i don't know about you, but along with half of the rest of the city, i'm off to happy hour where i'm going to intentionally have a couple beers and intentionally drive home afterwards.  stay off the Houston highways, cause there may be some people having difficulty telling the difference between 0.06 and 0.08 BAC, and one or two of us may have a slight lapse in judgement that will forever damn us as lesser human beings in your eyes.

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Well, she was never supposed to know.  That was the beauty of my plan...if she was within distance to hear her phone calling mine, she wouldn't need to call me on the phone.  But alas, the inevitable happened...the ol' "there's something wrong with my phone it won't dial...let me test it out"...busted.



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Why is that? The field tests are on camera. Are you saying it is easier to pass the field test, and the attorney can argue the blow?



Upon my arrival in the US, I was given the standard briefing by a staff attorney that, should I be stopped having had a couple, I should plead ignorance of my rights (not too hard a task) and politely ask to meet with an attorney.  You'll spend the night in the slammer (which I understand is automatic now anyway) but they won't have video of you doing the field tests nor a breath reading (they may still make you do them but the results shouldn't be admitted into the trial).

I guess if they hit you with a court order for a blood sample, you're probably fucked unless you want contempt of court instead of a DUI.  Don't know which would be better/worse, but pissing off cops/judges is rarely a good plan.

Better plan: Get the missus to drive (my fav.) or get a cab.
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My wife recently found out that her cell phone's personal ring tone on my phone is "Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult.  That was an awkward moment.





On my wife's phone, my ring tone is "American Idiot".  But about Pence, he could learn from Biggio, what's done is done.  You can be a fool, and a menace, and a drunk, or you can never do it again and be a professional ball player.

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Why is that? The field tests are on camera. Are you saying it is easier to pass the field test, and the attorney can argue the blow?





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« Reply #63 on: November 03, 2006, 08:42:55 pm »
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i chose mine much more wisely than that:

"You Are Always On My Mind" by W. Nelson, which is, of course, a shameless attempt to get brownie points.





Which is also ironic, the song, You We're Always On My Mind is more of an apology for being neglectful then it is a testament of a constant love.

Sort of ... maybe I wasn't around much, but hey, at least I thought about you....

Willie just makes it sound so convincing.
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yeah, old guys have never seen cell phones. they're so stupid.




Hell, my Dad still asks "How does this thing work?" everytime my Mom hands him their CORDLESS phone.
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i heard about a cell phone they are making to target the older generation. it will have a dial tone and numbers in a row .. no internet .. no camera... no im .. just phone and odly all this lack of technology is supposed to cost more than a regular cell. i will never forget my embarrassment when my daughter had to show me how to complete a call on the cell the first time i used it
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My wife recently found out that her cell phone's personal ring tone on my phone is "Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult.  That was an awkward moment.





I put "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison as my wife's ringtone.  And I tried to find ways to have her call me to test the ring (in her presence) and always got the "I'm busy right now, can we do this later" stuff.  Then when I finally got her to test my phone, she just had this blank stare for a second and said to me "What?  Does your phone work or not!".  She didn't get it.  To her, it was just a song I liked on my phone.

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My husband's ring tone for me is the Vapors' - Turning Japanese.   I once called him during a really important meeting with bosses/clients when he forgot to silence his ringer.  They just laughed.

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Defense attorneys know the field test procedures better than most cops.  A cop is more likely to screw up giving the field tests as opposed to the breath test.  When you are asked to do the common "walk and turn" test, there is a very exact set of instructions that are to be given to the driver.  Defense attorneys will make hay out of the slightest omission.

The smartest thing to do is to politely decline to take any tests, particularly if you're pulled over for a non-moving violation.  Without a moving violation or test results, there simply is no DUI case.

In Missouri (and Texas, I'm sure,) giving a breath sample of .08 or above is prima facie evidence that you are DUI.  In other words, not much more is needed for conviction.  That's why defense attorneys advise you never to blow.  If you refuse in Missouri, you (in theory) automatically lose your license for a year but you won't have a DUI conviction on your record.  Plus, your lawyer will find a way around that in order for you to at least be allowed to drive to work.  

All that said, driving under the influence kills people.  Too often, innocent people.  If these morons were just risking their own lifes, I wouldn't have a problem with it.  You want to jump off a building, go ahead.  Just don't do it where you might land on somebody else.

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that was not my advice i posted; it was the advice of one of the very best criminal defense attorneys in Travis County. he says to try the field test because you might pass. if you do, you are on your way.

i can tell you from my current experience as a grand juror that refusal to do any tests is some evidence that there must have been a reason to say no. you are very, very wrong that it defeats the DWI case.
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it is "Were," sorry for the error.

i do not have all the lyrics on there, and the refrain that i do have was enough to keep me out of the doghouse. much better than "Hit The Road, Jack," i think.

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You know what that song is about, don't you?
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You know what that song is about, don't you?



I know the common interpretation to which you allude.  However, Dave Fenton has said that it's actually about feeling so alienated and alone that after a break-up that it was like being a stranger in a foreign land.

"No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
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The "other" meaning is more fun, and Fenton has toyed with people about it in the past.  I just don't think the lyrics support it.
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well now i have no illusions as to your stance on the matter, but my underlying point is that this isn't a sports story and it shouldn't affect his long-term standing with the organization or otherwise have any bearing on where he'll be playing baseball next Spring.

now i don't know about you, but along with half of the rest of the city, i'm off to happy hour where i'm going to intentionally have a couple beers and intentionally drive home afterwards.  stay off the Houston highways, cause there may be some people having difficulty telling the difference between 0.06 and 0.08 BAC, and one or two of us may have a slight lapse in judgement that will forever damn us as lesser human beings in your eyes.





this is one of the dumbest things i've ever heard; dumb because of your ridiculous justification for doing a dangerous act, and dumb for using the justification of a  dangerous act as padded walls in your smart-ass sanitarium.  you sound like the idiots who used to argue against wearing seatbelts.

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You know what that song is about, don't you?



I know the common interpretation to which you allude.  However, Dave Fenton has said that it's actually about feeling so alienated and alone that after a break-up that it was like being a stranger in a foreign land.

"No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a Psyclone Ranger
Everyone"

The "other" meaning is more fun, and Fenton has toyed with people about it in the past.  I just don't think the lyrics support it.





I think it's a "psyched lone-ranger" but anyway, it always seemed to me the song was written from the perspective of a guy who is in prison... uh, feeling isolated and horny.

David Fenton? Man, what ever happened to that guy? I thought he was a rather clever song writer. I liked their second album just fine, though it didn't do well. Then, I think he quit the industry to practice law or something equally god-awful.
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it is "Were," sorry for the error.

i do not have all the lyrics on there, and the refrain that i do have was enough to keep me out of the doghouse. much better than "Hit The Road, Jack," i think.

do you have a suggestion for an alternate?





I think it's still a good song. Better than, You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine.. I'm not really the ring toner type.
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I think it's a "psyched lone-ranger" but anyway, it always seemed to me the song was written from the perspective of a guy who is in prison... uh, feeling isolated and horny.



I copied and pasted from lyrics site, so I'll abstain from the debate.  As for the meaning, I think the isolation is self-imposed.  Horny or love-sick, too close to call.
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I know the common interpretation to which you allude.  However, Dave Fenton has said that it's actually about feeling so alienated and alone that after a break-up that it was like being a stranger in a foreign land.

"No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a Psyclone Ranger
Everyone"

The "other" meaning is more fun, and Fenton has toyed with people about it in the past.  I just don't think the lyrics support it.






"I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around"

Fenton can be coy all he wants about it meaning feeling lonely after a breakup, but there's no doubt the song is about whacking off to a girl's picture.
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You know what that song is about, don't you?



I know the common interpretation to which you allude.  However, Dave Fenton has said that it's actually about feeling so alienated and alone that after a break-up that it was like being a stranger in a foreign land.

"No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a Psyclone Ranger
Everyone"

The "other" meaning is more fun, and Fenton has toyed with people about it in the past.  I just don't think the lyrics support it.





"I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around"

Fenton can be coy all he wants about it meaning feeling lonely after a breakup, but there's no doubt the song is about whacking off to a girl's picture.




Speaking of... go see Borat. Two scenes involving this specifically (one is quick, and out on the sidewalk and hilarious, the other leads to a much more extended scene that's cry-worthy funny AND uncomfortable to watch).
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Fenton can be coy all he wants about it meaning feeling lonely after a breakup, but there's no doubt the song is about whacking off to a girl's picture.



I think your interpretation says more about you than Fenton!
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it is "Were," sorry for the error.

i do not have all the lyrics on there, and the refrain that i do have was enough to keep me out of the doghouse. much better than "Hit The Road, Jack," i think.

do you have a suggestion for an alternate?





How about that old Beetles song ... "I want youuuuuwuuuuwuuuuwuu .... you know I want you so baaaaaad, I want youuuuuuuwuuuuuuwuuuuu"  That should be good for something.
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« Reply #81 on: November 06, 2006, 12:49:32 pm »
Driving with 2 young screaming kids in the back seat, may be the most dangerous driving next to piss-in-your-pants-drunk.
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« Reply #82 on: November 06, 2006, 04:28:29 pm »
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You know what that song is about, don't you?



I know the common interpretation to which you allude.  However, Dave Fenton has said that it's actually about feeling so alienated and alone that after a break-up that it was like being a stranger in a foreign land.

"No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a Psyclone Ranger
Everyone"

The "other" meaning is more fun, and Fenton has toyed with people about it in the past.  I just don't think the lyrics support it.





"I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around"

Fenton can be coy all he wants about it meaning feeling lonely after a breakup, but there's no doubt the song is about whacking off to a girl's picture.




Speaking of... go see Borat. Two scenes involving this specifically (one is quick, and out on the sidewalk and hilarious, the other leads to a much more extended scene that's cry-worthy funny AND uncomfortable to watch).




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« Reply #83 on: November 06, 2006, 04:53:46 pm »
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Driving with 2 young screaming kids in the back seat, may be the most dangerous driving next to piss-in-your-pants-drunk.





I have a funny "so drunk he pissed in his pants" story involving a professional baseball player.  Perhaps someday I will tell it.
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« Reply #84 on: November 06, 2006, 05:39:05 pm »
Not attempted murder but reckless endangerment and the height of selfishness.  Every time, Bench.  I'm hoping you came to your senses further down in the thread.
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Not attempted murder but reckless endangerment and the height of selfishness.  Every time, Bench.  I'm hoping you came to your senses further down in the thread.




Yeah, it's selfish and wrong and deserves punishment, every time. I have no doubts about that, and am not an apologist or defender of the actions of those who drink and drive. I just think there are degrees of vilification and that the subtleties on either immediate side of what we as society have chosen as our identifying bright line of insobriety are worth appreciating.

For instance, someone gets pulled over, performs a field test with no noticable failings, but blows a .07 once, and then on the backup a .08. This person gets arrested, and goes to trial (with good reason, probable cause exists). The jury can't reach a verdict, and a mistrial is declared, but you can easily see it going either way (no Jim, this wasn't me). I think one can appreciate that this person poses a very different degree of danger than some slobbering drunk careening the wrong way down the highway or weaving through a residential area. That is the only point I have. Others may see it as no point at all. I just don't view it as an absolute dichotomy.
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« Reply #86 on: November 06, 2006, 06:43:31 pm »
.07 is no one's defintion of sobriety. if this is an example of your reasoning skills as a new attorney, spend a few years reviewing documents before you go to court.

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keep defending it.





It certianly wasn't the definition of insobriety for at least one juror in the case I was talking about.
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« Reply #88 on: November 06, 2006, 07:08:11 pm »
To quote Sam Kinison "The reason I drink and drive is because it's the only way I can get my car from the bar to my house" Drew an auditorium of laughter.

Oh, the irony.............
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Not attempted murder but reckless endangerment and the height of selfishness.  Every time, Bench.  I'm hoping you came to your senses further down in the thread.




Alright, das. I'm on board. Driving is inherently dangerous (one of Beaumont's finest cut me off on my way home from work). Any impairment, no matter how slight, compounds that danger. For some reason I was hung up on degrees of danger, but still the threat of fatality looms at even the lowest degree. Thus, the statement "he could have killed somebody" is accurate. Every time.


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I don't know, but if he wins, I'm singing "Asshole From El Paso" all day long.
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He wants to make Willie Nelson his Energy Czar...which is clearly insane.  He should be Agriculture Czar.
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He wants to make Willie Nelson his Energy Czar...which is clearly insane.  He should be Agriculture Czar.





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« Reply #93 on: November 14, 2006, 01:00:06 am »
What ever happened to presumed innocent until proven guilty? The Astros GM commenrts were a little harsh and premature..most of the time they would not comment on something like this until a verdict has been rendered. The sad thing is if Hunter is found innocent..is the GM going to appologize? Is the press going to run that story all over the place. So far the only thing he is guilty of is being out late. in an unfamilier town, where he should have probably taken a cab.

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So far the only thing he is guilty of is being out late. in an unfamilier town,




Plus driving erratically and whatever it was that got him charged with DUI.

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where he should have probably taken a cab.




Because...? He wasn't fit to drive himself, perhaps?
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« Reply #95 on: November 14, 2006, 02:38:26 am »
"Driving erratically "is not a crime, it is an opinion. There could be several reasons his driving could be erratic. Erratic is not the same as wreckless...
I haven't heard of a blood test or a failed sobriety test..

The cab would not have put him behind the wheel late at night, in a strange town, where it is questionable if he should have been driving. The cab would have avoided the situation all together.Which has been costly to him in several ways..guilty or not.

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nice defense attorney bullshit. there will be no finding of "innocent," and not guilty does not mean innocent.
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Erratic is not the same as wreckless...




But is wreckless the same as reckless?
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« Reply #98 on: November 14, 2006, 10:27:23 am »
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What ever happened to presumed innocent until proven guilty?




The presumption of innocence is a requirement placed upon the finder of fact in a formal criminal proceeding; it does not pertain in any other context. Police, employers, the public, etc. are not burdened with the presumption.
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But is wreckless the same as reckless?



Wreckless means getting home without hitting anything.
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Wreckless means getting home without hitting anything.




It's a lineup-dependent stat.  It depends on how good the other drivers are that surround you.
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Wreckless means getting home without hitting anything.



It's a lineup-dependent stat.  It depends on how good the other drivers are that surround you.




Was his BAL park-adjusted?
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No but a not guilty would mean a clean record, would mean in a court of law he was found not guilty of DUI..

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« Reply #103 on: November 15, 2006, 01:11:32 am »
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No but a not guilty would mean a clean record, would mean in a court of law he was found not guilty of DUI..




Would you prefer the club pretend that nothing at all happened until he's convicted of something, for the purpose of upholding the ideals of the American judiciary system? Because that's painfully naive. The club management is not a court system. I'd much rather they deal with the situation exactly as it appears on the surface, then apologize if that turns out to be wrong.

How do you think the organization would handle it if a player were accused of multiple homicides? Obviously, they would probably take some issue with that, yes? But that player is every bit as legally innocent as someone arrested for DUI. "That's stupid," you might say. "Those are totally different things." But they're not. They're accused crimes over which the Astros hold absolutely no legal authority. They should (and would) be making common sense judgments - based on the info at hand - that are in the best interests of the organization. Honestly, I doubt even Pence would be making this argument...
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« Reply #104 on: November 15, 2006, 10:22:33 am »
exactly. the police report will state the objective facts of how Mr. Pence presented himself. then there is the matter of what time it was and where he had been. the criminal justice system result matters little overall except to Mr. Pence.
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« Reply #105 on: November 17, 2006, 08:52:30 pm »
Well the Astros have disciplined Pence more than the NFL or Washington Redskins disciplined Sean Taylor who was charged with "being charged with two counts of aggravated assault with a firearm, a felony, and one count of simple battery"
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exactly. the police report will state the objective facts of how Mr. Pence presented himself. then there is the matter of what time it was and where he had been. the criminal justice system result matters little overall except to Mr. Pence.




Are you kidding me, so what your stating is anyone who gets arrested should be assumed guilty! No matter what the court says? The courts will look at evidence the field test, the blood test...If his blood alcohol level was not .08 or higher he was not DUI.

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« Reply #107 on: November 17, 2006, 10:08:04 pm »
I'm thinking along the lines of you DON'T put yourself in the situation to even be second-guessed or questioned.  As someone once told me, nothing good happens after midnight.  Being a Doubting Thomas, I had to see for myself.  After getting away with the proverbial 'murder', I understand this argument.  I can understand the temptation of a 'kid' in his situation, and therefore sympathize to a point.  Times have changed and the alleged charges are now way more taboo then what they once were.  If the system finds him gulity, what can you say.  If it doesn't, he should take that as one of his nine lives and learn from it.  This is where Biggio should come in.

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How do you think the organization would handle it if a player were accused of multiple homicides? Obviously, they would probably take some issue with that, yes?




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No but a not guilty would mean a clean record, would mean in a court of law he was found not guilty of DUI..




Would you prefer the club pretend that nothing at all happened until he's convicted of something, for the purpose of upholding the ideals of the American judiciary system? Because that's painfully naive. The club management is not a court system. I'd much rather they deal with the situation exactly as it appears on the surface, then apologize if that turns out to be wrong.

How do you think the organization would handle it if a player were accused of multiple homicides? Obviously, they would probably take some issue with that, yes? But that player is every bit as legally innocent as someone arrested for DUI. "That's stupid," you might say. "Those are totally different things." But they're not. They're accused crimes over which the Astros hold absolutely no legal authority. They should (and would) be making common sense judgments - based on the info at hand - that are in the best interests of the organization. Honestly, I doubt even Pence would be making this argument...





Which is why it was so distasteful, in my view, that the Phillies let Bret Myers pitch this summer one day after being arrested for hitting his wife in the face in front of multiple witnesses. You don't wait for the court decision.
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« Reply #110 on: November 18, 2006, 11:27:17 pm »
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No but a not guilty would mean a clean record, would mean in a court of law he was found not guilty of DUI..




Would you prefer the club pretend that nothing at all happened until he's convicted of something, for the purpose of upholding the ideals of the American judiciary system? Because that's painfully naive. The club management is not a court system. I'd much rather they deal with the situation exactly as it appears on the surface, then apologize if that turns out to be wrong.

How do you think the organization would handle it if a player were accused of multiple homicides? Obviously, they would probably take some issue with that, yes? But that player is every bit as legally innocent as someone arrested for DUI. "That's stupid," you might say. "Those are totally different things." But they're not. They're accused crimes over which the Astros hold absolutely no legal authority. They should (and would) be making common sense judgments - based on the info at hand - that are in the best interests of the organization. Honestly, I doubt even Pence would be making this argument...




Which is why it was so distasteful, in my view, that the Phillies let Bret Myers pitch this summer one day after being arrested for hitting his wife in the face in front of multiple witnesses. You don't wait for the court decision.




Most definitely. I think the Astros made that point pretty clear with Lugo.
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« Reply #111 on: November 18, 2006, 11:30:17 pm »
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Well the Astros have disciplined Pence more than the NFL or Washington Redskins disciplined Sean Taylor who was charged with "being charged with two counts of aggravated assault with a firearm, a felony, and one count of simple battery"
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Then I guess I'm glad I root for the Astros, not the Redskins.
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« Reply #112 on: November 19, 2006, 10:04:44 am »
if an employer wants to fire you for getting arrested, it can. take your defense attorney BS elsewhere and tell it to the judge. the Astros could have sent him home for being out that late if they had wanted.

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