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« on: October 14, 2006, 04:57:24 pm »
Apparently he said something insensitive about Lou Piniella's hispanic heritage (what?) last night.

Fired immediately.

Does anyone know what the fuck he said?  We watched the game, but I don't remember this.

For those keeping score: it's ok to make fun of the blind on FOX, but not the Latinos.

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« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2006, 05:30:21 pm »
Wow.

In the second inning of Friday's game between Detroit and Oakland, Piniella talked about the success light-hitting A's infielder Marco Scutaro had in the first round of the playoffs. Piniella said that slugger Frank Thomas and Eric Chavez needed to contribute, comparing Scutaro's production to finding a "wallet on Friday" and hoping it happened again the next week.

Later, Piniella said the A's needed Thomas to get "en fuego" -- hot in Spanish -- because he was currently "frio" -- or cold. After Brennaman praised Piniella for being bilingual, Lyons spoke up.

Lyons said that Piniella was "hablaing Espanol" -- butchering the conjugation for the word "to speak" -- and added, "I still can't find my wallet."

"I don't understand him, and I don't want to sit too close to him now," Lyons continued.


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« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2006, 06:13:25 pm »
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"I still can't find my wallet."




I bet he forgot to check that pair of pants he left at 1B.

Wait. Or was that pravata's pants? (where the heck ARE those anyhow?)
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« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2006, 07:10:03 pm »
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"I still can't find my wallet."




I bet he forgot to check that pair of pants he left at 1B.

Wait. Or was that pravata's pants? (where the heck ARE those anyhow?)





Since his head's already up his ass, he could look for his wallet in there.

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« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2006, 08:04:08 pm »
Would it be ironic to point out that Piniella is not Hispanic?
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« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2006, 08:10:40 pm »
Which was why I said (what?) in my first post.

I looked it up.  He's not even a little Hispanic.

Hey, who cares.  Psycho is gone.

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« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2006, 08:12:32 pm »
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Which was why I said (what?) in my first post.

I looked it up.  He's not even a little Hispanic.

Hey, who cares.  Psycho is gone.





All's well that ends well ... at least we don't have to ignore Lyons now ... we can go ahead and ignore someone else, instead.
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« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2006, 08:34:38 pm »
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Which was why I said (what?) in my first post.

I looked it up.  He's not even a little Hispanic.

Hey, who cares.  Psycho is gone.





All's well that ends well ... at least we don't have to ignore Lyons now ... we can go ahead and ignore someone else, instead.





Al Leiter retired, right?  He's the best ballplayer/former ballplayer they've had in the booth the last few years.
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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2006, 01:14:02 pm »
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Wow.

In the second inning of Friday's game between Detroit and Oakland, Piniella talked about the success light-hitting A's infielder Marco Scutaro had in the first round of the playoffs. Piniella said that slugger Frank Thomas and Eric Chavez needed to contribute, comparing Scutaro's production to finding a "wallet on Friday" and hoping it happened again the next week.

Later, Piniella said the A's needed Thomas to get "en fuego" -- hot in Spanish -- because he was currently "frio" -- or cold. After Brennaman praised Piniella for being bilingual, Lyons spoke up.

Lyons said that Piniella was "hablaing Espanol" -- butchering the conjugation for the word "to speak" -- and added, "I still can't find my wallet."

"I don't understand him, and I don't want to sit too close to him now," Lyons continued.







It's possible the Mel Gibson Defense is in order here, because I think Lyons was either nursing a serious hangover, or he stayed up all Friday night smoking crystal meth.

At least that's what his voice sounded like.

Not that I want anyone considering his reinstatement, mind you.

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« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2006, 01:15:50 pm »
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Quote:

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Which was why I said (what?) in my first post.

I looked it up.  He's not even a little Hispanic.

Hey, who cares.  Psycho is gone.





All's well that ends well ... at least we don't have to ignore Lyons now ... we can go ahead and ignore someone else, instead.




Al Leiter retired, right?  He's the best ballplayer/former ballplayer they've had in the booth the last few years.





Yes, and FOX would like his politics.  What about Dierker?

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« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2006, 01:18:05 pm »
if that is all there is, the stated reason is bs. it may not be funny, but it sure as hell is not anti-anything.
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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2006, 02:26:13 pm »
Suggesting that people that speak Spanish would steal his wallet isn't offensive?

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« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2006, 03:47:31 pm »
that is not even close to what he said. he was teasing Pinella, who is/was his broadcast partner. the two comments of both men were in the same conversation but were totally unrelated.

if i accuse you of alcoholism because of your nickname, is that an anti-Semitic statement?

he should have been fired for being incompetent but not for those stupid comments.
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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2006, 09:53:22 pm »
I agree with Jim. While I have no idea what he was trying to say, it sounds like typical Lyons babble. I dont think for a minute there was anything malicious in what he said.It was just dumb.

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« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2006, 10:06:38 pm »
As a person that owns a wallet, I was offended.
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« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2006, 10:42:44 pm »
Lyons is definitely a blabbering anti-wallet-ite. Probably an anti-dentite too.

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« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2006, 10:48:53 pm »
Maybe we can get McCarver to say something anti-wallet.

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« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2006, 12:09:59 am »
Every time McCarver says something really obvious or really wrong, Deion Sanders should pop up behind him and dump freezing ice water on him, like he did back in the day. Ratings would skyrocket.

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« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2006, 09:25:23 am »
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It's possible the Mel Gibson Defense is in order here, because I think Lyons was either nursing a serious hangover, or he stayed up all Friday night smoking crystal meth.

At least that's what his voice sounded like.

Not that I want anyone considering his reinstatement, mind you.




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« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2006, 09:26:11 am »
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Al Leiter retired, right?  He's the best ballplayer/former ballplayer they've had in the booth the last few years.



For every Al Leiter, there's a Bobby Valentine out there also currently available.  Guess which way Fox will go...
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« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2006, 09:26:56 am »
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Would it be ironic to point out that Piniella is not Hispanic?



It's so odd that it's almost like they're using this as an excuse to do what they've wanted to do for some time...
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« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2006, 09:45:34 am »
exactly, and not "almost."
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« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2006, 10:13:39 am »
Apparently this comment was more of a "final straw".  Lyons reportedly made another insenstive comment and was warned earlier in the playoffs.  I can't find a clear explanation of what he said about Green but here's the reference from the ESPN article:

"Hired when Fox began broadcasting baseball in 1996, Lyons was suspended without pay in late September 2004 after his remarks about Shawn Green of the Los Angeles Dodgers. Green is Jewish and elected not to play one of the two games at San Francisco that took place during the Yom Kippur holiday.

The network apologized for Lyons' remarks at the time.

Earlier in the playoffs, while working the Mets-Dodgers NLDS, Lyons unwittingly made fun of a nearly blind fan who was wearing special glasses to see the game.

"He's got a digital camera stuck to his face," Lyons said.


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Either way, it seems stupid but not enough to get some one fired unless he was doing something else off camera that has him on "super secret probation".
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« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2006, 10:28:18 am »
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Would it be ironic to point out that Piniella is not Hispanic?



It's so odd that it's almost like they're using this as an excuse to do what they've wanted to do for some time...






My first thought, after realizing I'm probably not the person most qualified to be deciding what is racially insensitive and what isn't in this case, is Lyons should be fired anyway for thinking "friendly, humorous banter" between broadcasting partners (especially the color guy and some third guy) is a desirable thing, or something he should be instigating.

I had thought previously in the series that some of Lyons' attempts at humor/jabs at Piniella were a bit wooden, and got the sense Piniella didn't think much of him.  But I could have been imagining this.  Has Piniella come out to defend Lyons at all?

You know, since he contributed almost nothing to a broadcast as far as insight or whatever it is a color guy (excuse me, 'analyst') is supposed to do, instigating 'humorous' banter was about all Lyons had going.  Once that began to fall flat or become offensive in the eyes of FOX, his days were numbered.

Still, accusing someone of racism is not a small thing.  If FOX did it without knowing all the details, that's beyond bullshit - it's irresponsible at least, maybe reprehensible.  Because whether he deserves it or not, that is a stigma Lyons will never lose now.

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« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2006, 10:46:53 am »
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Earlier in the playoffs, while working the Mets-Dodgers NLDS, Lyons unwittingly made fun of a nearly blind fan who was wearing special glasses to see the game.



Couldn't resist it.
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« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2006, 11:15:16 am »
Lyons said: "My joke was about a wallet. It had nothing to do with race. We were all laughing at the time. I'm being painted as a victimizer of Lou. At dinner later (with Fox announcers and production staffers), we all thought it was one of our better exchanges."

There's the real reason, not FOX's reason maybe, but the critics were getting increasingly pointed about Lyons. That he thought that garbage was "better" or even an "exchange" is embarassing. Even FOX can only take so much ridicule.  But, here is even better news, next season

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« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2006, 01:25:10 pm »
Did anyone else hear the Miami Hurricane's TV commentator during that brawl this weekend?

790 played the clip this morning, and as guys were kicking each other on the field, this moron/former player says "That's right, baby!  You gotta know that when you're coming into our house, you're gonna get the beat down!"  He then talked about wanted to go down there and help.

Please, PLEASE tell me this guy was fired even faster than Lyons (who I won't miss, even a little bit.)
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« Reply #27 on: October 16, 2006, 01:33:37 pm »
I like Coker this morning: "I do have a grip on this program. Don't ever doubt that. Don't ever doubt that." Right.

If you want to eliminate this kind of behavior from your football team, you might start by not recruiting kids that think being a gangsta is a badge of honor.
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« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2006, 01:55:53 pm »
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Did anyone else hear the Miami Hurricane's TV commentator during that brawl this weekend?

790 played the clip this morning, and as guys were kicking each other on the field, this moron/former player says "That's right, baby!  You gotta know that when you're coming into our house, you're gonna get the beat down!"  He then talked about wanted to go down there and help.

Please, PLEASE tell me this guy was fired even faster than Lyons (who I won't miss, even a little bit.)




Here's the clip.  The inappropriate ranting starts at around 1:50 and continues until the end.
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« Reply #29 on: October 16, 2006, 02:03:17 pm »
The commentator is Lamar Thomas, who played for both the Miami Hurricanes and the Dolphins.


 Here's some more info on him.

Apparantly, he himself is quite a brawler with transgressions including:

 
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« Reply #30 on: October 16, 2006, 02:11:56 pm »
What a despicable human being.

He's a perfect announcer for the most contemptible "university" in the world.
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« Reply #31 on: October 16, 2006, 02:46:43 pm »
that's the main reason i was glad Brown kicked Ramonce Taylor off the UT team.
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« Reply #32 on: October 16, 2006, 03:01:58 pm »
Amen.

RT would have made a big difference against the Buckeyes, but Mack rightly brought the hammer.

Thug U, on the other hand, takes the bold stance of one game suspensions against... Duke.
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« Reply #33 on: October 16, 2006, 03:03:18 pm »
and he brought the hammer the second day of spring training. the later drug incident was just dirt on the grave.
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« Reply #34 on: October 16, 2006, 03:04:16 pm »
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The commentator is Lamar Thomas, who played for both the Miami Hurricanes and the Dolphins.


 Here's some more info on him.

Apparantly, he himself is quite a brawler with transgressions including:

 
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Did jail time for again violating probation related to the battery charges, when he was arrested for choking his fiancee. His six-month old son was present at the scene.
 








Oh, man, that is the greatest play I have ever watched as it was unfolding.  And it was made all the sweeter by the fact that Lamar Thomas had said all week there was no way Alabama could cover him or the other receivers because they were "too slow."
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« Reply #35 on: October 16, 2006, 03:23:48 pm »
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Did anyone else hear the Miami Hurricane's TV commentator during that brawl this weekend?

790 played the clip this morning, and as guys were kicking each other on the field, this moron/former player says "That's right, baby!  You gotta know that when you're coming into our house, you're gonna get the beat down!"  He then talked about wanted to go down there and help.

Please, PLEASE tell me this guy was fired even faster than Lyons (who I won't miss, even a little bit.)




Here's the clip.  The inappropriate ranting starts at around 1:50 and continues until the end.





The scene in that clip was Lord of the Flies-esque. You could see Coker trying to play the authoritarian and then one of the Miami players mocks him with a talking hand gesture before they all jump up and down. They should have their next game cancelled for that kind of shit and I agree, I don't see how that announcer keeps his job.

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« Reply #36 on: October 16, 2006, 03:27:12 pm »
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What a despicable human being.

He's a perfect announcer for the most contemptible "university" in the world.





Isn't Donna Shalala the president of Miami?
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« Reply #37 on: October 16, 2006, 03:35:47 pm »
 Yup

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« Reply #38 on: October 16, 2006, 04:42:51 pm »
He'll be "disciplined" in some way.
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« Reply #39 on: October 16, 2006, 04:52:26 pm »
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"He unfortunately got caught in the emotion of it. He blurred the line between what takes place as a participant and your role as a broadcaster."



I see: that kind of thinking is fine as long as you're a participant.  I think there's a bigger problem here.
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« Reply #40 on: October 16, 2006, 05:29:27 pm »
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He'll be "disciplined" in some way.




From the article

 
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That isn't OJ Simpson-infamous, LAPD detective Mark Fuhrman, is it?
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« Reply #41 on: October 17, 2006, 01:42:12 am »
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« Reply #42 on: October 17, 2006, 11:22:36 am »
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What a despicable human being.

He's a perfect announcer for the most contemptible "university" in the world.





Isn't Donna Shalala the president of Miami?





And she is "disappointed" "embarrassed" and "simply will not tolerate or condone this type of behavior."

That being said she is  perfectly satisfied with the ACC's decision to suspend her players for the one game, against Duke. And obviously sees no need for further action.
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« Reply #43 on: October 17, 2006, 02:21:19 pm »
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Lyons said: "My joke was about a wallet. It had nothing to do with race. We were all laughing at the time. I'm being painted as a victimizer of Lou. At dinner later (with Fox announcers and production staffers), we all thought it was one of our better exchanges."

There's the real reason, not FOX's reason maybe, but the critics were getting increasingly pointed about Lyons. That he thought that garbage was "better" or even an "exchange" is embarassing. Even FOX can only take so much ridicule.  But, here is even better news, next season

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From what I can tell, the bar has been set so low for the all-important color commentator role or in-studio analyst on ESPN/FOX that the major qualifications seem to be
1) former jock

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2) semi-literate - "He should have went to first with that throw" or "If he had did that they might have won the game" are acceptable comments.

Eric Karros can barely pronounce his words.  He seems to be a graduate of the Lynn Swann school of elocution. (No offense to Greeks, blacks, Californians, Pennsylvanians or the Swann or Karros families.)  Sutcliffe, whether sober or not, is not much better (No offense to alcoholics).  Gonzo is horrible.  Tino Martinez is no good.  I have to admit I like Eric Byrnes simply because he has something to say and isn't afraid to say it.  I agree with whoever mentioned Al Leiter; he was very competent, I thought.  The whole "fraternity" is so bad that John Kruk seems to be the standardbearer.  Predictably, the large majority of these guys have transitioned into broadcasting about as successfully as most of us would into the major leagues.
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Can't find a link, but read in SA Express this morning that Lyons was retained for local Dodgers broadcasts with Charlie Steiner, AND that Pineilla did defend him when asked about it.  Still looking for a link though.

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He must go through diversity training though?  How about a simple broadcasting class?

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« Reply #45 on: October 18, 2006, 11:06:17 am »
Just because we know what people should do, doesn't mean we ourselves can do it.

So to is it true that just because they could play baseball well, doesn't mean they know how to communicate baseball well to others.

Otherwise all coaches and mangers would be ex-ML baseball players.

How many of the best color commentary guys are actually former MLB players (especially good MLB players)?

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Just because we know what people should do, doesn't mean we ourselves can do it.

So to is it true that just because they could play baseball well, doesn't mean they know how to communicate baseball well to others.

Otherwise all coaches and mangers would be ex-ML baseball players.

How many of the best color commentary guys are actually former MLB players (especially good MLB players)?





I have to refer back to my recent exposure to MNF on ESPN.  I could not even follow the game, because the nit-wits in the booth felt the need to "color" the commentary.  Somehow, Phoenix's 2nd half (really 4Q) meltdown was somehow contorted into Leinert showing what a great QB he is/will be.  That he was a star in the making.  My gag reflex kicked in, they were shoving that BS so fast.   I'm so sick of "color commentary" that for once, I'd like someone to stick to the play on the field rather than the "story" it will generate the next day.  

Kornheiser, who I normally enjoy on PTI, was so blatant as to say, at one point, "Any sportswriter waiting to write their column on the MNF game is struggling to avoid using the words "Choke" and "Collapse"."  I don't care about sports writers.  They aren't the story.  The game is the story.  Shut up, comment on the facts, plays or events of the game.  It's to the point where "Color" translates to mean any statement of granduer the commentator can make to create the impression that something "historic" is occuring.  

And while my son is not old enough to add commentary, I have found the mute button solves all my frustrations.  I find I don't even flip to other channels because I don't have this incessant, annoying yammering from some over-payed sportwriter turned TV Personality.
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Well, we're very lucky here to have JD.  He's, without question, one of the best ex-players-turned-broadcasters.

Uecker comes to mind too.  Steve Stone, if you can get past his voice, was generally very insightful.  I also like Welsh in the Reds booth.

The Giants have two ex-MLBers in the broadcast booth and it is unlistenable.  It's like a really stupid morning show with telestrators.

Note: As I was researching this post, I found an article that upsets me greatly.  Apparently, Thom Brennaman is no longer the Snakes PBP guy (where I can largely ignore him) and is now working for the Reds (45 games on TV and 45 games on radio).  Fuck.

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This is exactly how I, and apparently a vast majority of fans, feel about it.  Kornheiser is good as the whiny know-it-all talk-show ass on PTI.  He's just not cut out for MNF.  He admits on air that he knows nothing about the game, which leads to jack-ass Theismann making sure we all know how much he disrespects and despises Kornheiser.

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Well, we're very lucky here to have JD.  He's, without question, one of the best ex-players-turned-broadcasters.

Uecker comes to mind too.  Steve Stone, if you can get past his voice, was generally very insightful.  I also like Welsh in the Reds booth.

The Giants have two ex-MLBers in the broadcast booth and it is unlistenable.  It's like a really stupid morning show with telestrators.

Note: As I was researching this post, I found an article that upsets me greatly.  Apparently, Thom Brennaman is no longer the Snakes PBP guy (where I can largely ignore him) and is now working for the Reds (45 games on TV and 45 games on radio).  Fuck.





from a recent article critiquing the Astros radio team, Jon Miller "On television, you have to have the former player, since you have the video replay and the former player is best-qualified to point things out using that tool,"  ... "On radio, you need somebody who has a facility with the language who can describe what he's talking about, and how many former players can do that?"

this article also notes,

Fifteen of 30 MLB franchises no longer have a player as part of their regular radio crew. That list includes some of MLB's most powerful franchises, including the Yankees, Mets and Red Sox.

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that is so true. i did color with Mike Capps during the 2000 Express season, and it is not as easy as perhaps it looks to some. i wanted to sound like i knew baseball, of course, but my major goal was to blend in with Mike and to avoid "stepping on" his words. you have to develop a rhythym with the pbp guy and learn how he does things and when. then, you have to rid yourself of speech patterns, like "uh" or rambling or changing thoughts in mid-sentence, that are annoying and waste time. finally, you must watch the game and be ready to add something pertinent when the pbp guy wants/expects you to talk. i liked to talk about why things were happening rather than just re-describing a play that Mike already had described. trying to predict what would happen was fun, too, especially when it did happen.

it was one of the most fun things i have ever done, and it was challenging. i got compliments from folks i do not know, which was flattering, and i think by mid-season Mike and i worked well together. unfortunately, they did not ask me to do it a second year. the stated reason was that the Ryans wanted ex-MLB players only as color guys, but maybe they did not like something about me or did not think having a HS coach in the booth was impressive enough.

because of that year, the only thing that i criticise about color guys is stupid "analysis." see Lyons, Steve.
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that is so true. i did color with Mike Capps during the 2000 Express season, and it is not as easy as perhaps it looks to some. i wanted to sound like i knew baseball, of course, but my major goal was to blend in with Mike and to avoid "stepping on" his words. you have to develop a rhythym with the pbp guy and learn how he does things and when. then, you have to rid yourself of speech patterns, like "uh" or rambling or changing thoughts in mid-sentence, that are annoying and waste time. finally, you must watch the game and be ready to add something pertinent when the pbp guy wants/expects you to talk. i liked to talk about why things were happening rather than just re-describing a play that Mike already had described. trying to predict what would happen was fun, too, especially when it did happen.

it was one of the most fun things i have ever done, and it was challenging. i got compliments from folks i do not know, which was flattering, and i think by mid-season Mike and i worked well together. unfortunately, they did not ask me to do it a second year. the stated reason was that the Ryans wanted ex-MLB players only as color guys, but maybe they did not like something about me or did not think having a HS coach in the booth was impressive enough.

because of that year, the only thing that i criticise about color guys is stupid "analysis." see Lyons, Steve.





Thanks Jim.  While I don't think you were trying to serve up a dish of humility to anyone, your insight and experience in this arena is enlightening.  By no means do I think this line of work is easy.  It just seems like the trend is more toward's commentators trying to build a story rather than describe the game being played and the context of the plays.  It sounds like you tried to do this with by communicating your insight into the game, why plays develop as they do, and the resulting strategic decision making that occurs.  I think that's what JD does and why alot of Astros fans enjoy his commentary.  That and he has a decent sense of humor.
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it was one of the most fun things i have ever done, and it was challenging. i got compliments from folks i do not know, which was flattering, and i think by mid-season Mike and i worked well together. unfortunately, they did not ask me to do it a second year. the stated reason was that the Ryans wanted ex-MLB players only as color guys, but maybe they did not like something about me or did not think having a HS coach in the booth was impressive enough.

because of that year, the only thing that i criticise about color guys is stupid "analysis." see Lyons, Steve.





Great perspective, Jim.  I did not realize that 2000 was your year of fame, but from another guy who doesn;t know you, please accept my compliments.  That first year was great.  Capps continues to be great, but IMO the "color" has been up and down (mostly down) since then.  This year (when I have had to listen to mostr games from the road rather than watching them from my normal vantage along the 3B line) has been especially brutal.
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thanks, Bob. i think Dressendorfer generally is pretty good, but i also think Ruffin and Owen were brutal. of course, they were MLB so....
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it was one of the most fun things i have ever done, and it was challenging. i got compliments from folks i do not know, which was flattering, and i think by mid-season Mike and i worked well together. unfortunately, they did not ask me to do it a second year. the stated reason was that the Ryans wanted ex-MLB players only as color guys, but maybe they did not like something about me or did not think having a HS coach in the booth was impressive enough.

because of that year, the only thing that i criticise about color guys is stupid "analysis." see Lyons, Steve.






I am sorry I missed this.

Re: former players, going way back I liked Tony Kubek all right.  He and Curt Gowdy worked together well, and it always seemed liked Kubek had done his homework, he wasn't just Cadillac-ing it.  He used to do short pre- and/or post-game interviews for GOTW that were usually concise and to the point.

Jerry Remy does color in Boston, and while the Bah-sten accent is pretty thick, if one gets past that he is pretty good.  Also, he's a funny guy, with a dry sense of humor.  Mike Shannon is pretty good; for some reason he sounds a lot like Jack Buck to me, maybe all those years with him rubbed off.  I liked Harold Reynolds on BBTN, though he wasn't a broadcaster, strictly speaking.  I've heard Ken Singleton is pretty good, but I haven't heard him.  And the TBS guys seem to irritate people, but I've always felt that for former players (one a scrub, one a HOF-er) Joe Simpson and Don Sutton are well-prepared and professional.

I also like Joe Morgan.  He is very good IMO at pointing out things a non ex-player might miss.  I also felt, on radio especially, that Dierker was quite good.

The odd thing about Lyons is he was an ex-player who mostly seemed to regurgitate stock phrases and cliches any hack could come up with.  He didn't seem to bring any special insight to his job, granted I often tuned him out during FOX telecasts.

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I feel about people that like Joe Morgan the way I feel about those of the opposite political persuasion as myself.  I'm sure there are reasons "you people" believe the way you do.  I just don't see them.  And when you try to explain, well, it just seems like we must be looking at two different things.

Speaking of, you're not talking about the former BoSox manager Joe Morgan, are you?  Because that would make more sense.
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I feel about people that like Joe Morgan the way I feel about those of the opposite political persuasion as myself.  I'm sure there are reasons "you people" believe the way you do.  I just don't see them.  And when you try to explain, well, it just seems like we must be looking at two different things.






I'm a laissez-faire socialist with occasional B.F. Skinner-type leanings.  Not sure where that puts me in relation to you.

While I like Morgan, I understand not everyone does.  What I've never understood is why a small segment of basball fans seem to get so worked up about him.

I don't know the source of your animus toward him.  I do find it pretty funny how some of the stat geeks go apoplectic at his every utterance.  For one thing, he was probably one of the best "Moneyball" type players, ever.  And it seems obvious he figured out awhile back how easy it is to get the Billy Beane acolytes' panties all in a knot, so he takes the opportunity to do it when he can, especially in his ESPN chats.

And those fellows rise to the bait, every time.  Not all of them, of course (hell, I might be one, strictly speaking.)  But the lunatic fringe...

To me, he informs me about things going on right in front of me I might miss, otherwise.  I appreciate that.  He also seems like the decent sort, though of course I wouldn't know for sure.

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I feel about people that like Joe Morgan the way I feel about those of the opposite political persuasion as myself.  I'm sure there are reasons "you people" believe the way you do.  I just don't see them.  And when you try to explain, well, it just seems like we must be looking at two different things.





I'm a laissez-faire socialist with occasional B.F. Skinner-type leanings.  Not sure where that puts me in relation to you.

While I like Morgan, I understand not everyone does.  What I've never understood is why a small segment of basball fans seem to get so worked up about him.

I don't know the source of your animus toward him.  I do find it pretty funny how some of the stat geeks go apoplectic at his every utterance.  For one thing, he was probably one of the best "Moneyball" type players, ever.  And it seems obvious he figured out awhile back how easy it is to get the Billy Beane acolytes' panties all in a knot, so he takes the opportunity to do it when he can, especially in his ESPN chats.

And those fellows rise to the bait, every time.  Not all of them, of course (hell, I might be one, strictly speaking.)  But the lunatic fringe...

To me, he informs me about things going on right in front of me I might miss, otherwise.  I appreciate that.  He also seems like the decent sort, though of course I wouldn't know for sure.




My biggest beefs with him is his belief that every player he played with on the Big Red Machine is the GREATEST PLAYER AT THAT POSITION IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.  "You know who was a great baseball player?  Stevie Jones.  He spent four years in AAA and only hit .187, but I remember he got called up when Davey Concepcion got hurt in '75, and I mean, you could just look at the way he sat on the bench in his Reds uniform and you KNEW he could hit.  He struck out on three pitches all 12 of his plate appearances, but I don't know that you can really judge him on that.  He's a big reason we won the pennant that year."

And, yes, I'm upset that he STILL thinks Moneyball (or claims to think) was written by Billy Beane.  As far as that goes, I think Morgan is seen as the face-- if you will-- for those that (IMO, and some other's) missed the point of Moneyball.  Mostly because it's not interesting to create a website called firejohnjacksondetroitfreepresscolumnist.com.  firejoemorgan.com, though, pure genius.

But, you are right, he does seem like a nice enough guy.

And, for the record, I'm a dirty hippie liberal.  So, you're about 50% right, 50% retarded in my book.
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I do too.  It kept Maguire, who might be the least talented broadcaster of all time, confined to NFL and away from college.

Patrick/Maguire/Theisman was so awful I can't begin to describe it.
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Maguire is awful for the college games, and it doesn't help that he is sharing the booth with that knuckledragging Griese.  

As for the old team being "so awful" you're just looking for problems.  They were funny, worked well with each other, and were entertaining.  The new cast is difficult to listen to because it sounds like they hate each other.  Also, Michelle Tafoya may know her stuff, keep from stumbling over her words, and do research, but let's be honest, I want a sideline reporter I can pull one off to.

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« Reply #62 on: October 18, 2006, 04:12:49 pm »
Well, we're on thee same page for sideline reporters, at least.

You could put Theisman with Howard Cosell and the Voice of God and it would still be terrible.  It's very simple: he assumes the audience is stupid.  The man contradicts himself within 5 seconds on a regular basis, and can't understand why he's made a laughingstock.
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« Reply #63 on: October 18, 2006, 04:15:13 pm »
TOTALLY agree with that.  I just thought the 3 of them worked well together, mostly because Maguire would remind Joe what a moron he was.

Tafoya would be great in a lot of jobs, this isn't it.  

Erin Andrews is a perfect example.  She has no skills and can't get a sentence out without her brain exploding, but she has humongo garbonzos and looks like she'd be a fun way to spend 3 minutes.

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A lot of people tell me this, it's weird.





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A lot of people tell me this, it's weird.




Yeah ... You should probably just believe half of it, though.




I think that's the general problem; people believe what fits their pre-existing notions, and disbelieve/ignore the rest.

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A lot of people tell me this, it's weird.




Yeah ... You should probably just believe half of it, though.




I think that's the general problem; people believe what fits their pre-existing notions, and disbelieve/ignore the rest.




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I do too.  It kept Maguire, who might be the least talented broadcaster of all time, confined to NFL and away from college.

Patrick/Maguire/Theisman was so awful I can't begin to describe it.





Joe Thiesman is the reason I never watched pro football on ESPN. Not even for novelty's sake.

McCarver drives me nuts too.

I can tolerate Hall of Famer Joe Morgan most of the time. He seems to have his issues with the Astros but, hey, he's a Hall of Famer.

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