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I love Alyson Footer
« on: September 13, 2006, 07:53:17 pm »
 

I see the Astros are going after a big bat in the offseason. Do they plan on going after one big bat or two? I don't think one big bat will solve any problems. How many bats do you think the Astros should go after?
-- Shane J., Houston

Seven. ...
--Alyson
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Re: I love Alyson Footer
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2006, 01:18:45 pm »
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I see the Astros are going after a big bat in the offseason. Do they plan on going after one big bat or two? I don't think one big bat will solve any problems. How many bats do you think the Astros should go after?
-- Shane J., Houston

Seven. ...
--Alyson



We could use another good-hitting pitcher, too.
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2006, 01:23:05 pm »
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I see the Astros are going after a big bat in the offseason. Do they plan on going after one big bat or two? I don't think one big bat will solve any problems. How many bats do you think the Astros should go after?
-- Shane J., Houston

Seven. ...
--Alyson



We could use another good-hitting pitcher, too.



Not if we got a bunch of good-hitting pitchers.
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Re: I love Alyson Footer
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2006, 01:40:01 pm »
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I see the Astros are going after a big bat in the offseason. Do they plan on going after one big bat or two? I don't think one big bat will solve any problems. How many bats do you think the Astros should go after?
-- Shane J., Houston

Seven. ...
--Alyson



We could use another good-hitting pitcher, too.



Not if we got a bunch of good-hitting pitchers.



Yeah, who cares how well they pitch, what is their OPS?
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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2006, 01:42:14 pm »
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I see the Astros are going after a big bat in the offseason. Do they plan on going after one big bat or two? I don't think one big bat will solve any problems. How many bats do you think the Astros should go after?
-- Shane J., Houston

Seven. ...
--Alyson



Me too, but mostly for the very next line, "Of course, that's not remotely realistic, so let's shoot for one..."
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Re: I love Alyson Footer
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2006, 01:53:01 pm »
So, she thinks Berkman is it?  Trade Brad and Adam for big sticks?
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« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2006, 02:05:23 pm »
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I love Alyson Footer



Well, she's no Yvette, maybe.

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But she's in the ballpark.  And intelligent, apparently.  And single.

My advice?  Go for it.  

Just remember, 1.) Don't use any of Milo's lines on her; 2.) On your date, try to talk about something other than the offensive shortcomings of the Astros, she gets that from everyone... maybe discuss tantric massage, something like that; and 3.) Remember, if you get intimidated by her fame, she's really only just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
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Re: I love Alyson Footer
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2006, 02:17:17 pm »
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My advice?  Go for it.  




I'm very attracted to sexy redheads who enjoy baseball.

Alyson will read this I'll bet. More points for me. I've thought about proposing to her, but you know I've never actually met her, and my wife (redheaded) might not understand.
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Re: I love Alyson Footer
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2006, 02:23:50 pm »
Yep, her sense of humer, honesty, baseball knowledge, plus the fact that she is pretty cute, completly irrestible.

One "hit behind Berkman" type guy.
One starting pitcher.
One solid bullpen guy...

could make for an exciting '07
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Re: I love Alyson Footer
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2006, 02:39:04 pm »
Brent Dolan already has.
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« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2006, 02:49:47 pm »
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she's in the ballpark.  And intelligent, apparently.  And single.





Apparently she drinks beer and eats hot wings too.  I smell a site glossary addition coming soon.
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Re: I love Alyson Footer
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2006, 03:11:32 pm »
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The best advice is in the picture.  Get yourself a satin coaches jacket circa 1981, and you too can put your arm around the lovely Alyson.

Come to think of it, is that Warren from There's Something About Mary?
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Re: I love Alyson Footer
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2006, 03:15:55 pm »
Yeah that curly red hair and baseball savvy is a winning combination. She's a doll with a brain. She could probably get some lucky bastard good seats at MMP too.
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« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2006, 03:26:54 pm »
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she's in the ballpark.  And intelligent, apparently.  And single.





Apparently she drinks beer and eats hot wings too.  I smell a site glossary addition coming soon.



Add to that the fact that she orders her next round before finishing her current beer.
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« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2006, 08:00:18 pm »
Ashby and Dierker were talking about the book "Inside the Magical Seasons" on AM740 last night.  I will definitely be getting a copy.

"Chronicled by Alyson Footer and MLB.com"  

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« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2006, 08:05:11 pm »
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Brent Dolan already has.


Are you saying that the new guy in town has stolen our fantasy girl?
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