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I had a scary thought...
« on: August 02, 2006, 02:11:44 pm »
So, we knew that Oswalt is a self-avowed redneck.  (See: dozer, bull.)

We knew he is an artist on the pitching mound.

But now we're starting to hear Roy whining like a... oh god, it pains me to say it...

A Snivelling Woman.

Roy Oswalt a Brave?

Please let it not be so.
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Re: I had a scary thought...
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2006, 02:13:31 pm »
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So, we knew that Oswalt is a self-avowed redneck.  (See: dozer, bull.)

We knew he is an artist on the pitching mound.

But now we're starting to hear Roy whining like a... oh god, it pains me to say it...

A Snivelling Woman.

Roy Oswalt a Brave?

Please let it not be so.



Hasn't Roy expressed his admiration of the Braves in the past?  I think they were his favorite team growing up.
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Re: I had a scary thought...
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2006, 02:13:53 pm »
Am I the only one who wants the BITCHING ABOUT Roy's bitching to stop as much as Roy's bitching itself?
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Re: I had a scary thought...
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2006, 02:16:22 pm »
I get scared when Roy HAS thoughts, kinda like I did when Wags had them.  Then again, I get scared when I have thoughts, too...
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Re: I had a scary thought...
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2006, 02:17:58 pm »
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Am I the only one who wants the BITCHING ABOUT Roy's bitching to stop as much as Roy's bitching itself?



Your not the only one.
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Re: I had a scary thought...
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2006, 02:18:08 pm »
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Am I the only one who wants the BITCHING ABOUT Roy's bitching to stop as much as Roy's bitching itself?



No.
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Re: I had a scary thought...
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2006, 02:21:15 pm »
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Am I the only one who wants the BITCHING ABOUT Roy's bitching to stop as much as Roy's bitching itself?



By no means.
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Re: I had a scary thought...
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2006, 02:32:44 pm »
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So, we knew that Oswalt is a self-avowed redneck.  (See: dozer, bull.)

We knew he is an artist on the pitching mound.

But now we're starting to hear Roy whining like a... oh god, it pains me to say it...

A Snivelling Woman.

 Roy Oswalt a Brave?

Please let it not be so.



Great....now Justice will now read this and report it as fact.
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Re: I had a scary thought...
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2006, 02:54:12 pm »
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I get scared when Roy HAS thoughts, kinda like I did when Wags had them.  Then again, I get scared when I have thoughts, too...



Wags is a lot of fun.  A day after claiming he could turn Lidge around, he gives up a walk off to Florida while Lidge shuts down San Diego.  Irony is so ironical.
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