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astro pete

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He didn't have time to stretch??
« on: May 13, 2006, 02:54:05 pm »
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Re: He didn't have time to stretch??
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2006, 03:07:32 pm »
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Who knows what that means. My second reaction was that he said he showed up late, but that's just one of many possible and equally probable interpretations of that statement.

Who knows? It's Berkman. Anything can happen.
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Re: He didn't have time to stretch??
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2006, 06:02:04 pm »
I think it means they opened up the ice cream in a mini-batting helmet stand early and he made a detour instead of stretching.
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Re: He didn't have time to stretch??
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2006, 06:29:25 pm »
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Is there any connection from talking too much and leg strains? Because if so, this isn't surprising at all.
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Re: He didn't have time to stretch??
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2006, 09:40:00 pm »
tell me about it. he seems to have something to say to every person that makes it on base., doesnt matter the team the stadium ..
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Re: He didn't have time to stretch??
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2006, 12:12:16 am »
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Is there any connection from talking too much and leg strains? Because if so, this isn't surprising at all.



Strategy my friend.

Makes the runner think 'what's this dude on?' and catch him sleeping for a pickoff. You read it here first.

He was even jawing with the Rockies first base coach.
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Re: He didn't have time to stretch??
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2006, 01:52:11 am »
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Is there any connection from talking too much and leg strains? Because if so, this isn't surprising at all.



Strategy my friend.

Makes the runner think 'what's this dude on?' and catch him sleeping for a pickoff. You read it here first.

He was even jawing with the Rockies first base coach.



We wer observing him from the Terrace Deck on opening day. He was having in depth conversations with any and everyone near-by. When no runners were on and the first base coach wasn't nearby, his glove and him were having a running argument over the pros and cons of Ranch flavored Sunflower Seeds.
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Re: He didn't have time to stretch??
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2006, 11:47:06 am »
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We wer observing him from the Terrace Deck on opening day. He was having in depth conversations with any and everyone near-by. When no runners were on and the first base coach wasn't nearby, his glove and him were having a running argument over the pros and cons of Ranch flavored Sunflower Seeds.



The guy is obviously nuts;  there are no cons of ranch flavored sunflower seeds.
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