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jasonact

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Caption Contest for the off day
« on: April 27, 2006, 04:45:29 pm »
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Re: Caption Contest for the off day
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2006, 04:49:41 pm »
"Is it true how zey say zat you people are... gifted?"
"Oh. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!"
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Re: Caption Contest for the off day
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2006, 04:50:04 pm »
Mime class?
It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of 'em was one kinda sombitch or another.

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Re: Caption Contest for the off day
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2006, 04:56:04 pm »
"Hey, I like you and all but not in that way."
Goin' for a bus ride.

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Re: Caption Contest for the off day
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2006, 05:04:40 pm »
nice two bagger.

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Re: Caption Contest for the off day
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2006, 05:10:42 pm »
Kneel before Zod.
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Re: Caption Contest for the off day
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2006, 05:30:54 pm »
"Hey, they're playing the chicken dance music!  Let's dance! Ta da na na na... clap, clap, clap, clap!"

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Re: Caption Contest for the off day
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2006, 05:38:52 pm »
I'm seeing Kent displaying how to change the tire on his truck.

Wilson is the tire...

Or the jack, but that leaves a bad mental image.
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Re: Caption Contest for the off day
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2006, 05:43:26 pm »
Definitely.
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Re: Caption Contest for the off day
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2006, 06:00:58 pm »
silence please i have to break it to him gently he can not come play for the astros no matter how hard he begs
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Re: Caption Contest for the off day
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2006, 06:28:18 pm »
"Kneel before the Strikeout King!"

(Yes, I know I'm being a trifle unfair - but the guy does strike out a lot and it makes a good caption.  Call it poetic license.)

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Re: Caption Contest for the off day
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2006, 06:32:53 pm »
Kent silently laments that his "Freeze scumbag!" strategy didn't work until after the play was over.
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Re: Caption Contest for the off day
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2006, 06:34:56 pm »
Quote:

"Kneel before the Strikeout King!"

(Yes, I know I'm being a trifle unfair - but the guy does strike out a lot and it makes a good caption.  Call it poetic license.)





Actually, I don't think it's unfair at all.

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Re: Caption Contest for the off day
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2006, 07:11:21 pm »
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nice two bagger.




winner.

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Re: Caption Contest for the off day
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2006, 07:35:28 pm »
"And in the most ironic play of the season, Jeff Kent is caught checking someone else's teabags instead of his own."