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The dreaded intro post
« on: April 18, 2006, 03:23:43 pm »
I've been watching the Clark-fest fireworks of the past few days and figure I'll go ahead and throw my hat into the fray.  I happened upon the BFT back in 2001, made a few posts using this same handle, and then got away a little bit.  I think I may have posted once or twice on the old version of this site, and I've been back and reading regularly for the past two seasons.

Grew up in Houston, but for now I am holding down the fort in Nashville, TN.  As far as I can tell after two years here, Nashville is a complete baseball wasteland.  The Atlanta Braves yukfest seems to die out somewhere in the Smoky Mountains, and the collective stench of Cincinnati and St. Louis don't quite make it this far.  The main activities in the spring and summer around here seem to be watching the U. of Tennessee's spring practice and then waiting on college football season to arrive.  College baseball is the one saving grace, with Vanderbilt fielding a solid team with a beautiful stadium and the SEC being the best college baseball conference in the country.  

(As an aside, if you want a couple of names to remember, think Pedro Alvarez and David Price.  Both play for Vanderbilt - Price is a dominating left-handed pitcher and Alvarez was hitting moonshots into the upper tank at Yankee Stadium before turning down the Yankees and Red Sox to come to school.  He's National Hitter of the Week after going long 6 times in 4 games)

So anyway, I might start chiming in from time to time (hopefully 2+ years lurking is an appropriate probationary period), but my main weakness is that I rarely get to actually watch the games.  So, I appreciate the insight provided by the board and I'll try my best not to suck.
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Re: The dreaded intro post
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2006, 03:30:28 pm »
i like the term clarkfest fireworks.. maybe it should be in the definitions under what happens to clarks who think they know it all. welcome. so far no explosions heard so i guess you can safely come in the water and swim
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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2006, 03:33:51 pm »
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Re: The dreaded intro post
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2006, 05:01:29 pm »
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I've been watching the Clark-fest fireworks of the past few days and figure I'll go ahead and throw my hat into the fray.  I happened upon the BFT back in 2001, made a few posts using this same handle, and then got away a little bit.  I think I may have posted once or twice on the old version of this site, and I've been back and reading regularly for the past two seasons.

Grew up in Houston, but for now I am holding down the fort in Nashville, TN.  As far as I can tell after two years here, Nashville is a complete baseball wasteland.  The Atlanta Braves yukfest seems to die out somewhere in the Smoky Mountains, and the collective stench of Cincinnati and St. Louis don't quite make it this far.  The main activities in the spring and summer around here seem to be watching the U. of Tennessee's spring practice and then waiting on college football season to arrive.  College baseball is the one saving grace, with Vanderbilt fielding a solid team with a beautiful stadium and the SEC being the best college baseball conference in the country.  

(As an aside, if you want a couple of names to remember, think Pedro Alvarez and David Price.  Both play for Vanderbilt - Price is a dominating left-handed pitcher and Alvarez was hitting moonshots into the upper tank at Yankee Stadium before turning down the Yankees and Red Sox to come to school.  He's National Hitter of the Week after going long 6 times in 4 games)

So anyway, I might start chiming in from time to time (hopefully 2+ years lurking is an appropriate probationary period), but my main weakness is that I rarely get to actually watch the games.  So, I appreciate the insight provided by the board and I'll try my best not to suck.





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Re: The dreaded intro post
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2006, 10:53:17 am »
Welcome Mr. Frog!  

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Re: The dreaded intro post
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2006, 11:18:45 am »
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I'll try my best not to suck...





Well, as you have apparently adopted my life's philosophy, I am predisposed to not just tell you to go fuck yourself.

Yet.


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Re: The dreaded intro post
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2006, 01:24:46 pm »
A ribbeting introduction there Frog...welcome
Remember Jesus Alou being called out of the 1st base coaching box to pinch-hit a double vs. the Reds in '79 I think, to win a crucial game, and he patted Morgan on top of the head (ala Benny Hill w/the little bald guy) and Little Joe got pissed.....yeah,that was great.

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« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2006, 02:27:07 pm »
I'd like to ease on in here and introduce myself as well.  I've casually lurked for a little while also, and figured I may as well go for the complete OWA experience.  Born and raised in Houston, relocated to Austin, and a life-long (26 years) Astros fan.

Great site, by the way, and I look forward to contributing what I can.

-Jeff

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« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2006, 02:31:31 pm »
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I'd like to ease on in here and introduce myself as well.  I've casually lurked for a little while also, and figured I may as well go for the complete OWA experience.  Born and raised in Houston, relocated to Austin, and a life-long (26 years) Astros fan.

Great site, by the way, and I look forward to contributing what I can.

-Jeff





Welcome.

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« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2006, 02:36:56 pm »
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I'd like to ease on in here and introduce myself as well.  I've casually lurked for a little while also, and figured I may as well go for the complete OWA experience.  Born and raised in Houston, relocated to Austin, and a life-long (26 years) Astros fan.

Great site, by the way, and I look forward to contributing what I can.

-Jeff





Welcome.





Seconded. We welcome all sisters, brothers, nephews, nieces, aunts, uncles, cousins, including german cousins and up to 2nd cousins.  Barnyard animals may be required to provide a picture ID.

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« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2006, 03:07:38 pm »
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Seconded. We welcome all sisters, brothers, nephews, nieces, aunts, uncles, cousins, including german cousins and up to 2nd cousins.  Barnyard animals may be required to provide a picture ID.




Final proof that this site is, indeed, inbred!  Not to mention the common fetish/obsession involving barnyard animals!
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Re: The dreaded intro post
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2006, 03:11:39 pm »
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Seconded. We welcome all sisters, brothers, nephews, nieces, aunts, uncles, cousins, including german cousins and up to 2nd cousins.  Barnyard animals may be required to provide a picture ID.





Are wives allowed?  And what if the wife is a barnyard animal?

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« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2006, 03:15:59 pm »
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Seconded. We welcome all sisters, brothers, nephews, nieces, aunts, uncles, cousins, including german cousins and up to 2nd cousins.  Barnyard animals may be required to provide a picture ID.





Are wives allowed?  And what if the wife is a barnyard animal?





Wives are allowed only if they fall in to one of the previously mentioned categories.   They may also be barnyard animals, however, they would also need a photo ID.

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« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2006, 07:45:22 pm »
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Seconded. We welcome all sisters, brothers, nephews, nieces, aunts, uncles, cousins, including german cousins and up to 2nd cousins.  Barnyard animals may be required to provide a picture ID.





Are wives allowed?  And what if the wife is a barnyard animal?




Wives are allowed only if they fall in to one of the previously mentioned categories.   They may also be barnyard animals, however, they would also need a photo ID.




Photo ID?!?  My barnyard animal comes from Mexico so she doesn't have any photo id.  On the bright side, I got her in the red light district and she does tasks that American barnyard animals are unwilling to do.
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« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2006, 07:47:26 pm »
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Seconded. We welcome all sisters, brothers, nephews, nieces, aunts, uncles, cousins, including german cousins and up to 2nd cousins.  Barnyard animals may be required to provide a picture ID.





Are wives allowed?  And what if the wife is a barnyard animal?




Wives are allowed only if they fall in to one of the previously mentioned categories.   They may also be barnyard animals, however, they would also need a photo ID.




Photo ID?!?  My barnyard animal comes from Mexico so she doesn't have any photo id.  On the bright side, I got her in the red light district and she does tasks that American barnyard animals are unwilling to do.




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