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How conveeeeeenient
« on: April 15, 2006, 11:47:41 am »
 Bonds: bone chips may force him to quit

Who didn't see this one coming a mile away?
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Re: How conveeeeeenient
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2006, 12:14:24 pm »
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Bonds: bone chips may force him to quit

Who didn't see this one coming a mile away?



You knew something like this was going to pop up.
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Re: How conveeeeeenient
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2006, 05:35:45 pm »
"In the MLB.com interview, Bonds said he has "10 to 12 bone chips floating" in his left elbow, which he revealed is swollen "almost twice the size" of his other elbow."


And his other elbow is swollen twice the size it used to be before the flax seed oil was applied to it.
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Re: How conveeeeeenient
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2006, 06:25:59 pm »
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"In the MLB.com interview, Bonds said he has "10 to 12 bone chips floating" in his left elbow, which he revealed is swollen "almost twice the size" of his other elbow."


And his other elbow is swollen twice the size it used to be before the flax seed oil was applied to it.



It all makes sense now.  Floating bone chips in his skull caused his head to swell up "almost twice the size".
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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2006, 08:14:09 pm »
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"In the MLB.com interview, Bonds said he has "10 to 12 bone chips floating" in his left elbow, which he revealed is swollen "almost twice the size" of his other elbow."


And his other elbow is swollen twice the size it used to be before the flax seed oil was applied to it.



It all makes sense now.  Floating bone chips in his skull caused his head to swell up "almost twice the size".



I guess I unfairly jumped to conclusions.

Barry wasn't on steroids, he is just big boned... or something.
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Re: How conveeeeeenient
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2006, 11:28:06 pm »
seeing you and crawford boxes post on the same thread is a bit confusing.

edit: sorry, you must get that a lot.
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« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2006, 03:51:31 am »
Yeah I'm going to change my avater to end the confusion!
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« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2006, 09:57:53 am »
even if bonds quits that wont change what the grand jury decided about purjery will it? but if (and in my mind it is) all the steroid accusations are correct then any of the great records he has brok or would go on to break is a sham and a shame
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« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2006, 12:03:43 pm »
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Yeah I'm going to change my avater to end the confusion!



How about removing the World Series part from your tagline? Bad karma.
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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2006, 02:03:59 pm »
 Bonds: Passing Aaron not likely

 
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"When you get older, you've got to hang in there and keep working out," said Bonds, who will turn 42 on July 24. "I haven't been able to do that up to my magnitude for over a year now. Running up and down hills, I can't do that. I can't leg press over 150 pounds because of my knee. So my whole body has gone in a different direction.

"My upper body is outdoing my lower body. My lower body, there's nothing there. When you're older and that happens, it's twice as hard to get it back. So I'm frustrated. I'm fighting to get the strength back at the same time I'm fighting to stay in shape. But I can't run. How do you do it?"

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« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2006, 02:07:54 pm »
Over/under on how soon Barry looks like Sherman Klump. I give it 3 years.
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