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Ed Rapuano...
« on: April 13, 2006, 06:54:33 pm »
He's the biggest dumbass in the league. He screwed Mo on 3 pitches in that AB. Absolute horse shit calls. At least Chris picked him up.
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Re: Ed Rapuano...
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2006, 06:55:44 pm »
let's go lamb.
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Re: Ed Rapuano...
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2006, 07:04:16 pm »
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let's go lamb.




Soft fly ball.... It's up to the big bats in the 9th to get a couple runs. We need to Lance to get on and give Preston & Lane a chance to go yard.
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Re: Ed Rapuano...
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2006, 08:23:12 pm »
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let's go lamb.




Soft fly ball.... It's up to the big bats in the 9th to get a couple runs. We need to Lance to get on and give Preston & Lane a chance to go yard.



The BBGs may be offended by your tagline.
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Re: Ed Rapuano...
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2006, 08:47:00 pm »
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let's go lamb.




Soft fly ball.... It's up to the big bats in the 9th to get a couple runs. We need to Lance to get on and give Preston & Lane a chance to go yard.



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it's been making me cringe every time i see it.  but then he's also the one that brought their wrath on Roy/Qualls when he was talking about this 30 wins for Roy nonsense as well.
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Re: Ed Rapuano...
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2006, 09:50:44 pm »
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He's the biggest dumbass in the league. He screwed Mo on 3 pitches in that AB. Absolute horse shit calls. At least Chris picked him up.



Mo was doing his statue thing, collecting pigeon shit. Very tentative as a PH. He should have gone up there hacking.

Rapuano had a very large zone today, not just for Mo.
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Re: Ed Rapuano...
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2006, 10:30:52 am »
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let's go lamb.




Soft fly ball.... It's up to the big bats in the 9th to get a couple runs. We need to Lance to get on and give Preston & Lane a chance to go yard.



The BBGs may be offended by your tagline.



Why doesn't he just add the Astros' magic number to the tagline as well?  Or comment about how well Lance's knee is holding up?
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Re: Ed Rapuano...
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2006, 10:53:52 am »
Don't give him any ideas.
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Re: Ed Rapuano...
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2006, 12:52:43 pm »
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Don't give him any ideas.



Maybe Spack should stage an intervention.
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« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2006, 12:57:59 pm »
Spack does not intervene. he invades.
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Re: Ed Rapuano...
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2006, 01:40:55 pm »
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Spack does not intervene. he invades.


If you can see Spack, Spack can see you.  If you can't see Spack, you may be seconds away from death.
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Re: Ed Rapuano...
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2006, 02:12:20 pm »
Spack's tears cure cancer.  Unfortunately, Spack has never cried.  EVER.
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Re: Ed Rapuano...
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2006, 02:25:29 pm »
I heard that Spack raped Bill Brasky in prison.
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Re: Ed Rapuano...
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2006, 02:32:22 pm »
As Spack approaches zero, zero runs like a little bitch.
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Re: Ed Rapuano...
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2006, 02:46:11 pm »
If Spack is running late, time had better slow the fuck down.
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Re: Ed Rapuano...
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2006, 02:51:35 pm »
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Spack.
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Re: Ed Rapuano...
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2006, 03:01:26 pm »
Spack is sick and fucking tired of Chuck Norris stealing his moves.
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Re: Ed Rapuano...
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2006, 03:57:36 pm »
I heard that Spack once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Re: Ed Rapuano...
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2006, 03:58:54 pm »
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I heard that Spack once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.



I doubt that it takes Spack 45 minutes to have sex
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Re: Ed Rapuano...
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2006, 04:04:25 pm »
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I heard that Spack once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.



I doubt that it takes Spack 45 minutes to have sex



No, that's about right.  Of course, from what I've heard the old geezer takes the first 44 minutes and 30 seconds getting it up.  Explains his acrid attitude around here.
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Re: Ed Rapuano...
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2006, 04:39:24 pm »
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I heard that Spack once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.



Nice.
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Re: Ed Rapuano...
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2006, 06:03:35 pm »
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I doubt that it takes Spack 45 minutes to have sex


It was a typo.  Should've been "waitresses", plural.
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